Batavia High School - Bee Aitch Ess Yearbook (Batavia, IL)

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 A iinwai frnm Berhg i Elvnna U Here's to your eyes, Here's to mineg Here's tomy lips, Here's to thine. Our eyes have met, Our lips not yetg But Oh! you kid! I'll get you yet. Bun? Bu Ili. Don't study in Assembly. Don't bang the desks during General Exercises. Don't swipe gloves and hatpins. Don't throw down other people's w1'aps when getting your own. Don't forget to study once a week. Don't ask every girl you see for a date. Don't accept every date you're asked for. Don't walk around the corridors during recitation periods. Don't wink at Mr. Fancher. Don't stand on your head. Don't put a banner on the flag pole. Donlt eat dill pickles in Physics Lab.,' l l l Lady- The set of teeth you made for me is too big. Dentist- That's easily remedied, madam, get into the chair and I'll stretch your mouth a bit. Life is a joke, And things show itg Look at a Freshman, And then you'll know it. Miss Lind to Freshman- What are the parts of speech ? Freshman- The tongue, the teeth and the lips. Ricky- I got zero in English this month. Tinky- Gee, that's nothing. Teacher- What have you read, William? Bill- The only thing I have red, is hair. None would suppose it but I'm naturally bashful-Ethna Rogers. l130l

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 liligh Srhnnl Zliirtinn Reign of Terror ......... Adrift in the World . .. Spoilers ............ Twice Told Tales .... Man Higher Up ..... The Far Horizon ..... Peck's Bad Boy .... Deer Slayer ..... Queed ............. . . .' .l Essay on Burns ........ Su My Lady of Doubt ....... Trail of the Lonesome Pine Paradise Lost ........... Last of the Mohicans ..... ar's Miss Merrifield's Assembly ................The Alumni .. ............ The Faculty . . . .Excuses about lessons . .. ........ Paul Elfstrom . . . . .Commencement Day ...........Bob Averill Anderson .......................Richard Benson remark after receiving a shock in Lab. Gladys Barr . . . . .Road between Geneva and Batavia .....................Canned for keeps Ted, chicken fancier Innocence Abroad .............. Actors' spree after take-off on Faculty Much Ado About Nothing. The Crisis ............... Childhood Dreams ....... Freckles ............ Perils of Pauline . . . Little Men ........ Little Women ........ Song of the Lark . . . Foolish Virgin .... When someone throws shot in Assembly . . . . . .When report cards are handed out .............................Fresh1es ...................EmmaConnolly .......................HaQiePrehn . . . . .Richard Borg and William Esslmg . . . .Alice Featherstone and Olivia Sayer ...................Margaret Bartelt ................Constance Johnson Oflice Reckoning ...... Master Key .... ........ T o Assembly after 'three-fifteen F-ierce lessons L-ate hours U-nexpected company N-ot prepared K-icked out. Pray let me kiss your hand, said he With burning looks of love. I can remove my veil, said she, Much easier than my glove. T'was in a restaurant they met, One Romeo and Juliet. 'Twas there he first fell in debt, For Romeo'd what Juliet. p If129fI

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 Gen Ennh Rewannss Why every respectable man should swear just as often and as hard as he can. 1. Because 2. Because breeding. 3. Because friends. 4. Because ture. 5. Because boys. 6. Because 7. Because 8. Because 9. Because 10. Because the hereafter. it is such an elegant way of expressing one's thoughts. it is such conclusive proof of taste, character, and good it is such a sure way of making one's self agreeable to his it is a positive evidence of acquaintance with good litera- it furnishes such a splendid example and training for it is just what a man's mother enjoys having her son do. it would look so nice in print with your name signed to it. it is such a good way of increasing one's self respect. it is such a great help to manhood and virtue. it is such an infallible way of improving one's chances in I I I Uhr illimit Sugar- You are the breath of my life. Theo- Well, why don't you hold your breath for awhile ? Srhnnl frnm the Bifferent Huints nf Ninn Senior-A brain factory in which you start as assistant janitor and leave as general manage1'. J unior-A good place to stay after two years of war. Sophomore-A place in which to walk about and act as though you owned it. Freshman-A place which would cease to exist without you. A leap-year l l l note from Gladys WO1'th to Paul Parce: Dearest Paul: Will you please take me to the football game in St. Charles 'F Miss Drath Gladys Worth. Cin Physiologyl- All people are infants until they reach the age of twenty-one. Gordon Barr- Are you an infant ? 11311