Barrie Central Collegiate Institute - Vox Collegii Yearbook (Barrie, Ontario Canada)

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Page 62 VOX COLLEGII Junel935 EMBARRAS SING MOMENT S When Mr. Heath says to you as you are leaving the Chemistry Lab.: Take that test tube out of your pocket. When you are stating your dislike for a teacher and you find him standing behind you. When Mr. Girdwood cracks a joke and you don't smile, or when he doesn't crack a joke and you do sniile. When you stand and politely tell the teacher you haven't your home- work done, and you find in a mo- ment that she wasn't pointing at you. ALMOST AN ANGEL He- Do you smoke? She- No, I don't smoke. Do you drink? No, I don't drink. Do you neck? No, I don't neck. Well, what do you do? I tell lies. A HEARTLESS BELL Why were you late for school this morning, Tom? asked Miss Moore. Why, the bell rang before I got here, Tom reproachfully explained. Preferred a Little Wickedness Bill Pratt Cpleadinglyl-- Audrey, will you love me if I give up all my bad habits? Audrey MacDonald - But, Bill, how can you expect me to love a perfect stranger. Jenny C.- What shall we do? Lois R.- I'll spin a coin. If it's heads we will go to the show, tails we go to the dance, or if it stands on edge, we'll study. Paul Hart tnervouslyl- P-please, sir, can I have the last two periods off-to go-to m-my grandmothers- f-football match? LOGIC Hey!-Where yer going? Don't you know this is a. one way street? the angry officer bawled. Well, said Mr. Synott, What's the matter with you, I'm only going one way. -and the officer staggered back to the sidewalk. Why the Bird Caught that Wo-rm Harry Lay had been listening for half an hour to a lecture from his dad on the evils of late nights and late risings in the morning. You will never amount to any- thing, said his father, unless you turn over a new leaf. Remember it's the early bird that catches the worm. Ha, Ha! laughed Harry. How about the worm? What did he get for turning out so early? My son, replied Mr. Lay, that worm hadn't been to bed all night. He was on his way home. - Eric Hardy- How did you make out in the advertising today? Reg. Lewis- Fine! I got two ord- ers in one place. Eric Hardy- What were they? Reg. Lewis - Get out and stay out. MODERN TIMES The modern girl is said to be too much in love with motor cars. It's just another case of man being dis- placed by machinery. NOT WALKING C. Wattie- Do you still Walk in your sleep? Gar. Smith- No, I take carfare to bed with me now. Reg. Lewis- Betty Doe seems to be a good, sensible girl. Jack Tyrel' - Yes, she wouldn't pay any attention to me, either. HOLY ABIE I wish I was as religious as Abief' And why? He clasps his hands so tight in player, he can't get them open when der collection box comes around. CURED Hyliard Chappell- Well, doc, you sure kept your promise when you said you'd have me walking again in a month. The Doctor Cglowingl - Well, well, that's fine. H.C.- Yes, we had to sell our car when we got your bill. SAVE YOUR EYES-Consult R. H. SMITH, Eyesight Specialist, 53 Dunlop St.

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1935 VOX COLLEGII PQ 51 .L- PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRIES BY BUYING FLOUR' MADE IN BARRIE Bea-ch's Special' and 'Gold Medal' for Bread 'White Fiake' for Pasiry SOLD BY LEADING GROCERS Manufactured by EARRIE FLOUR MILLS 6 Lakeview Pure IVIIIIL: Dairy NORMAN E. INESON Phone 70-Barrie Pasteurized Milk, Cream and Buttermilk CITY DAIRY ICE CREAM A CAMERQN 3 ELLIS LEHIGH VALLEY ANTI-IRACITE WELSH COBBLES AND BLOWER FUELS OF QUALITY PHONES : Office 33-Yard 748 : BARRIE P. C. LLOYD DIRECTOR OF FUNERAL SERVICE AMBULANCE IN CONNECTION Phcme 218 : : Barrie, Ont. H. A. HENRY-CANADA LIFE-INSURANCE-Phone 1440

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1935 VOX COLLEGII Pg 6 SMART LUGGAGE FOR THIS COMING VACATION For LADIES-Sta-Paks and Overnight Cases For MEN-Gladstone Bags and Club Bags W. R. ALLEN LEZIZTIESSEQREQIE elm. rs fQBg535 Ev BOATS, CANOES, 1 OUTBOARDS, TENTS SAILING DINGHYS FOR HIRE -- Excellent Schools SAVVS FILED -- Fine Churches Skates Sharpened -- Good Stores SPECIAL RATES BY '-'- Beautiful Homes WEEK OR MONTH RECREATION Foot Mulcaster St. FOI' All TQISJECS Telephone 431 69 Elizabeth St. W. D. MINNIKIN Funeral Director AMBULANCE SERVICE DAY OR NIGHT Fine Boots and Shoes at Reasonable Prices EMPKE HARDWARE - QUALITY AND SERVICE