Barret Manual Training High School - Revue Yearbook (Henderson, KY)

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Gilman igrnphvrg By Haywood Alves Remember the words of a certain Biblical character how he said l am the Prophet whatsoever I say shall be done and again he said A Prophet is not without honor save in his own country Therefore this Prophecy shall be sent abroad It is the year 1925 Emperor William is dead and at the head of that great and efficient army stands Miss Rosalie Schlamp who has introduced civilized warfare and who has since the advent of women and the deposition of man become one of the greatest of Generals As we go along the field of battle we find that Miss Gabriella Green has taken an active part in the new science of look cure And as she strolls along the field of battle the wounded soldiers behind the trenches arise and flee one by one into the extended arms not her arms, of course the arms of battle. So she only succeeds in carrying off the cripples. Germany has at last been defeated because of the wound received by the sub-ordinate General Lillian Mulmanstedt, whom we heard was shot near the heart. Thus, Germany being deprived of all her brains, the Empress Rosalie is forced to surrender to Gen. Allen Watkins, the commander of the illustrious, victorious English army. We learn through the Berlin newspaper that the four great American actresses, Misses Christine Nelson, Minnie Eblen, Anna Vanada and Isabel Trible, are abroad posing as models for the four statues to adorn the entrance to the new Palace of Peace. The war now being over and peace abroad, we make our way back to America where the woman's rage is on. You know after war has continued so long you cannot adjust yourself to peace so suddenly On our may we visit Prof Miles E Crawley and Mademoiselle Elizabeth Harris who are teaching at one of the most fashionable dancing halls in the center of Paris and who have introduced the New Death dance the Universal Whirl which since all dances must have a motive is to show the Universal love of the brotherhood of man and as they clasped in each others arms Speed down the halls of time They show the love of man for his kind We also learn that Miss Louise Cottmgham who has been conducting a Matrimonial Bureau for the last few years in Eastern Paris would have completely failed because the war had almost entirely destroyed the supply of men until the world famous Mathematician, Mr. Walter A. Morris, figured that since U l, no husband is 1 one husband. Miss Cottingham is doing nicely as a result of his theory. We now go to I5 Paul Maul, and board the new trans- atlantic airship for the U. S. just brought out by the expert designing of Prof. Chester V. Lynn HB. S., HM. En f'Ph.D. , and Prof. john W. Geibel, A. A., UP. D. who are now doing research work in their laboratory in New Zealand on Which is mightier the Pen or the Sword? Some of the results from their research are very interesting. For instance, according to their philosophy. the sword has more metal, therefore, it should be the stronger, but on the other hand the Pen has more Bull and Bull is the strength of Englandzf who can tell which is the stronger? . .-.,.,. M, ' - -.gt-4.1. -I, ,: -h V N: I.' 'ff qv T uk.:-.:n'.:L , ' 4' 1 3'i '- f . Yiifffxflzf -' - , . rff f!1k:'w1- P: Q , 4 .-.131-11-1.-17-'urn-,'.'. my .5 . U.-j '.',.,, ff : . 'i:'qL: -,'.?'.-1' Q . , ' :'511'ff,-if--ggi' ' . !' ' . 1'f-t-Qafgi-iz j:f,.',-,..4:.v 'CW Je... . .ec J 'i'.f . . . - .m,.... -. . . -: 'S'-.--f -' -- -- ' , - .. , , I I . I . ' 7' ' ' ll 1 1 . - . . y , . , - - ., . . . . ' I . l I 1 9 . . . . . , 4 , . ' ' , . . , , . . . . 7 . . I .

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ILEENI WIFNIER Wienie Liirls Rooters Club A hashful Colleen ls our quiet Wienie, Yet truly. l ween. Shell be somebody's Queenie. A very quiet. unpretentious maiden who wears the face of a Sphinx. which, however, cannot conceal the cheery disposition that lies beneath. An excellent seamstress and well versed in the latest fashions of the day. She believes fully in the old adage As well be out of the world as out of the fashion and lives up to it. The neatest girl in the class. Keeps herself just so and is eternally adjusting her ribbon or tie. Rather thoughtful and very conscientious in the performance of her duties. ISABFL TRIISLE Z7lt lun has a domestic frame of mind A better cool: 'twere hard to find: A pleasanter lass, so quiet and sweet. lt neier hath been my lot to meet. The type who enters the arena, without noise or clamor and pursues for four years the even tenor of her way. Besides a charming personality. she possesses a brilliant intellect. She succeeds in everything she attempts. ln domestic science, she is certainly an adept. The future years will be a smile to her and with her domestic arts she will bless the home of some pleasant. young Kentuekian. We have found her an inspiring friend. tender. loving and not too conversational and hope that she may be the light and lamp of a host of admirers X 1-was g viQP.:2-j:..i.- l G-jlliiidiiiiiiiic 'l liA v K 'iff-- 1- .. ':if?sf'f2: -Lpf-E-H f :A ' f . , ' HW - Q xi-K'li 1.gs 51332-18.2--,-,'--.,: - '- ag.:-rw' ff:-1 R,.,.,,.' . ... isis:---rf ' , 'N

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We are now several thousand miles high and as we view the depths of the ocean we see there Miss essie Lee Hayes and Miss Adrienne Priest who following out the doc trme of Emerson Be original have betaken themselves to a new Utopia the bottom of the sea They are there living in glass houses where neither mold nor dust doth corrupt nor thieves break through and steal After about an hours ride in mid air we approach New York We see beyond and towering far above that great Statue of Liberty a mighty tower which proves to be the Hamburger and Newspaper stand built up for the Trans atlantic Continental airship line by Mr William Day We buy a hamburger a newspaper and land just beyond in the heart of that great metropolis We find the streets unusually quiet and as we walk we m et a mighty funeral procession We are astounded to see on either side of the hearse the honorary pallbearers Ruth Lzgon and Queenelle Matthews who thus far through life have been inseparable We ask Who is dead3 and are told by a female policeman that That mighty leader of womanklnd, Miss Lula Clay. The woman who led women into their rights and who died of a broken heart because she couldn't catch a husband. Women. we know are taking the lead in all channels of life. We read in the newspaper, gotten in mid-air, that work has just begun on a great bridge to be built from St. Louis to the Moon by that trio of matchless and woman- wise engineers. Misses Hattie Pierce, Katie Fruit and lleen Wiener, who were inspired by that great household chemist. Miss Ethel Griffin, who declares that radium can be hauled to earth by the car loads and be given out as fuel to the poor. Oh! What will woman not accomplish? Miss Ruth Mitchell the worlds famous artist has for the last five years been mixing paint and mortar so that when the great bridge is finished she will color the moon and mould it to the shape of woman The world will have a new ideal The peaceful loving face of woman instead of the cursed face of man After boarding the train for Washington D C we are again astounded at the prominence of a woman conductor when in a stentorian voice Vera Phillips demands tickets As we disembark from the train at Washington Miss Zulah Hicks steps forward and calls Baggage? Taxi? and again to our amazement shoulders two trunks and walks off uncermoniously Oh' the power of woman' We board the taxi and are carried away to the White House We go in to pay President Esther Cummlngs a visit She seemed very glad to see us though burdened with the cares of her office Going into the Senate we were just in time to hear that eloquent speech of Senatoress Mary Davis of Ky.. which would rival Cicero, Resolved: That man's place is in the home. ln a few minutes she is opposed by Senatoress Sudie Letcher Farley from Utah, who maintains that men should be given a voice in the city affairs and no more. After so much mental exertion and believing a little recreation beneficial, we go out to the ball park where the New York cubs and Boston Red Sox are to play. We find that Miss Eugenia Griffith, that idol of the entire baseball world and rival pitcher of the Woman's League, is a leader of the Red Sox. We now board the wireless transic for Louisville. the method of transportation invented by that great electrical V. . I iii? 15' . ,f, 'i4'sA'.-I.fi X '.-,:2-':'5 r'13.:Fi1 Z f E: .f,gg1c'gp3g: f 1 I H E U E 5 -'.' iii:-rfffiliglis N213 W-Q - H- 1 .- K- , V--., eau:-1.'.h,v. -,',f,' -.-:-.1 5'-za -'cf - , f '. J- --'- -A E . l . . . .