Barnard School for Boys - Bric Yearbook (Fieldston, NY)

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'lhgneffes His fingers iiTTery-always iumping around, He's A BORN pianisT. loves The ivories he can pound IT he had To walk an inch Tor a caMEL in The sand, Give you any odds ThaT he'd change his brand. Some call him an ANGEL, US included, BuT from English 4 he usually geTs booTed. Henry WALLACE claims iT's The new Third parTy. Pshaw! ThaT came To Barnard Tour years ago, smarTy Our ediTor, a greaT ioB ERGER- WiTh play and school he Tormed a merger. He someTimes gives us a BIRN, Cause all he wanTs To do is learn. A bulleT once in his side a NICK cuT, BuT one hour of Spanish and he's oh' his nuT. There are many subiecTs ThaT he is SMART IN: And up To BosTon he's always darTin'. He DONS all aThleTic uniTorms wiTh ease, He geTs in shape To give The girls a squeeze. When The boys in LaTin cried, EU GENEus . Our Teacher screamed, Hey, whaT of iT? Every Teacher can see Through GLASS, Mr. SlaTTery. Mr. Marcellino, and Mr. Morales. He IS REAL ly a guy wiTh a giganTic hearT, OT course his body shows This Trom The sTarT. AT Track, broTher he is no DUD. And wiTh The girls he can really scud. They say he's a rock-or is iT a pebBill? When he geTs near The girls, he gives Them a Thrill. Arm broken, kNE BENT, face disTorTed, he'll be, When he geTs back from Colorado Mining UniversiTy. ln many a Track meeT he comPETEs, WiTh The coming of AuTumn, he runs in cleaTes. AT The Terminal wiTh The Tellows, says he. PHIL IP, boys. iT's all on me. He PREUved To one and all alike. ThaT a Buick converTible beaTs a bike.. A Parnell WRECKER, who ran on The parTy TickeT, ls a very popular lad Trom The Yonkers ThickeT. He knows all The pronouns. HEW, we, or They, BuT halT The Time he hasn'T a Thing To say. When l was a liTTle SCHAFFER, someday he'll say, Doing a brisk hundred was my mainsTay. Suzie, The boy crazy dynamo, Makes anyBUDDY resemble a schmo. He JACKS up Barnard wiTh his good cheer. Especially aTTer a boTTle of beer. He Tound G. W. iusT Too prehiSTORYK, So he came To Barnard wiTh many a kick.

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We. +he members of fhe class of '48, being of a poor healfh and of a doubfful menfal condilion, do hereby grani. devise and bequeafh fo Wil: A lesson on Armed. Army. and O'Gorman lo lhe Su- preme Courf PLaza 8-I234 fo Louie Clahr A Hayes Office for lhose shocking American Hislory movies Millions of Harvards. Yales and Princelons lo Mr. Ray- mond More disillusioned afhleles 'fo iraclc Our personal O. K. for a 'rerm paper in all subiecis nexf year O'Gorman's Daily Racing Sheei 'ro Min+on Marcellino's Ford +0 'fhe Lord Glass fo pass A Mr. Barnard To Edwards lFriend of +he Squirlsl Ziviello's beard 'ro all underclassmen WiIson's enfhusiasm fo Oppenheim Neben's brain 'ro Morales . . . io siudy lsrael's girdle +o Ryder Hundreds of blackboards 'ro M. J. S. Chairbrealcer Angelus To The library A real honesf-lo-goodness wise guy +o Mr. Lyon Mel's speed fo Colonel Reed A gum machine, peanul machine. and Coca-Cola machine for lhe monopoly in lhe hall Birn's concenfralion 'ro Sundel A Wal+ers' mou+h +o all-for cheering in ihe Fieldsion games A solvenl for lhe painled sleps 'ro Mr. Morales Evils of Coaching by While +o Vic Rock Levien +0 Gibrallar The heroes of Iwo Jima 'ro raise anoiher flag over Field- s'ron Appoin+men+ of Sperling, Mo'Ffa, and Slrauss io 'rhe Siu- denf Council SchaeFfer's giff for gab fo O'Brien Preu's car io Drake Berger's hair +o Mr. Davis-for a mop We hereby s'ra+e fha? Mafhew J. Slallery lBarnard S+rongmanl is io do his darndesl' fo carry ou+ lhis, our las+ will and iesiamenf. If he fails, we, fhe fesfafors of fhis will, shall, so help us God. haunf him fdr fhe res? of his blessed life. US lThe Seniorsl

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l-le DOUG LAS'ring nicks on lhe road lo success. When on 'rhe 'frail o1c+ha'rcu+e blonde's address. RiVlDALe school losl a foolball slar. Who does his spring training in any old bar. He climbs a WAL TER gel a smoke. Bul' down ai Pop's he's usually broke. Many umpires souls are Wl-llTEr 'than snow, Bu? no? 'rhe one who iudged 'this sluggers long blow. Wilh Mona or Pele he has loads of fun. Which goes lo prove he has no WIL, SON. I'm always an objecf of ZlVlc pride, Jusl menlion my slripes and I'll run and hide. enior Cfadzi .jshrifory A Shorl His+ory of +he Class of '48 condensed in oufline form from a diary 'found in a junk heap. Page one Rollicking Recker en'lered.+he Class of '49, ll938l Page lwo Dinky Dick Preu founded +he Class of '48. lone year laferl llhaf is even more amaizng when you realize 'lhal he wasn'l' even looking 'lor i+.l Page fhree Paul Bunyon Wilson llrom 'fhe girls' schooll and Grable legs Parnell lfrom The wilds of Riverclalel invaded Mrs. Leon's class lo become permanenl fixfures al Bar- nard. Page four Nofhing gnu. Page five Dangerous Doug Trower was looking lor' girls: he came lo Barnard because he 'rhoughl we were co-ed. P.S.-Bobo Berger lAlias The Mopl wan- dered in lwo weeks laler. Page six Recker swilched +o +he Class of '48 be- cause 'rhe Class of '48 looked be'Her. Al- fred lLook af lhe Birdiel Ziviello lefl 'rhe slalely halls of his mansion in Fordham and came lo Barnard because he liked lo ride lhe C Trolley. P.S.-This year Miss Weed's class had an original proiecl for Pa+ron's Day - The Peanul Induslry.