Barnard School for Boys - Bric Yearbook (Fieldston, NY)

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Tl-l'EI934BARNARDBRIC :wwe he W - f What's In A Name Dear Teacher, It is no WUNDer that my son WALTER leARNS so little in school. He is not a studious boy and he would rather get into our BROWN LA SALA car and see the SEITZ of the city, or go to Coney Island and ride on the FERRIS wheel, or on some other terrif1C LARK. Ever has it been MEYERnest desire that he be a great lawyer or doctor, but he wants to be a PLUMMER or a BLACKSMITH. He is a HALE and hearty lad, AND REStless beyond compare. When he was a small boy, he broke our chandeLEER with a MALLETT, and fell off the stone WALL IN front of the house. At that time we had two cars, both FUIKS, and he drove one of them into a lamp POST. just lately he ruined MC KELVEYnatorg that is the name of our new electric refrigerator. MOR ANd MOORE I have tried to have him do his homework at KNIGHT, but he seems to RUSH out after BOLTON some FRIED, RICH food, and go down in the RED ELLevator to meet his girl, AuDREY. FUSsy as he is, he lets her brother AMOS EScort them to the movies. As a RUHL, I don't get RYALLED up, but when he asked me for money to buy his GAL BRAITHlets and other jewelry, I said, My hEVANS! You should have MOR SEnse than that. What KIND ER MANN do you think I am? So he bought her a CUNNING HAMKIRCHERf instead. Well, he has a friend he calls Mc who is a HUNTER. This Mc MAN USually hunts near KINGSTON, and he has taken him aCROSS MANy times. They both like to wrestle, and I once said to him, MCI 'EL DOWN EY one of these days. But he said he knew how to wrestle the AmeriCON WAY and could beat Mc every time. He drinks both RY ANd scotch and smokes the best tobacco, a KAN O VITCH he carries around with him, even to school. AIACK, ERe long, he'll land up with St. PETER Surely, even though he knows that his PoP HELPS him and he is not the least bit CONSOLIng in return. Another of his friends, named Beck, likes yachting so BECK MANNed his yacht, tying the jolly ROGER Securely to the mast, and took him on a trip. He became sea- sick while they were TRAVERSing Long Island Sound, so he went to sleep, and when he awOKE 'E FElt better. When they were sailing coastWEIS BECK ERred and the

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Tl-IEI934BARNARDBRlC -me v as -eww e e Barnard Current Events Test fUnderline the Correct Answer, Now you can't get on the basketball team without a pair of these purple sweat pants. QAnswer one onlyj. Macbeth Rolph Sonny Arbton Dr. Hazen, we would like to leave now, if you please, to get an ad. fCareful!j Damon and Pytniar Two Gentlemen Of Verona Hunter and Ferrir I study three hours every night. QThis is hrdj. Any Senior Tzzfo other fellouur Freeman Can you ride a bicycle now? fDon't skip this onej. Mr. Bent. Ginger Knight Imnhoe 'Of Course I couldn't get anyone else, so I refereed. fSays youly jay Larry Linn May I have some more meat and vegetables? QSkip ity. Bry Bry Bry Oliver Twift Of course you may know a better way to get into Dartmouth, you crazy kid, but I don't. QNow, nowy. Prerident of Dartmouth Mr. Raymond Eurlid You're such a comfort to me. QSound your Aj. Bill Moore Hamlet Trigonometry What, only 20 minutes late? No, you won't need a note fTake your timej. Major Faiella Trrzrk Team Since Columbia beat Stanford, let us sing 'The Columbia Meclleyf fEasyj. Tiny Tbornbnll Dr, Hazen Lou Little

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,-.,i..:.-..,.. f .7.. ..TL44'gl4.l', .7 W7 li , boat struck a biG RIFF IN sight of an island. Through a telescope they saw A DAMSEL WAY out on the island. Beck said, I wonder if she will hear me iFAIELLAt her. She did and came in another boat to tow them FREE So they could continue their trip. When they arrived home, our dog lucKIE RAN out to meet them. Instead of reading the works of such men as BRYant, my son reads the latest novels by the buSHEL. DON't jAFFEel sorry for him? He read one by that convict auTHOR, PEnned in prison and is writing the autHOR TO-Night for his autograph. He listens to all the detective stories on our remote contROL PHilco radio. He is a regular rah-rah boy. There is nothing that he likes to do more tHAN RAH ANd rah and rah at some DENNIS player or at a ball-player BUNTING down third base line. Then when it comes exam time he has to CRAM, SAYing that he is behind in his studies. Over in the pool-room you can hear him singing both tenor anD ALTO Nightly with his gang, and how they cavort through YonkerS, N. Y., DERbies, spats and all. I remember when I was in school we had to wEHR HART collars, but I doubt if that VOGE 'L ever return. Yours very truly, Mr. SCHULTZ. P.S.: I do wish all his wayward ways would stoP. O, WELL, we all hate to be BOST, WICKed aS WEE NY always are. Tl-lEI934BARNARDBRIC