Barnard College - Mortarboard Yearbook (New York, NY)

Page 31 text:

Are you a commuter? Pacifier also doubles as costume jewelry and is 100% mugger proof. A brown paper lunch bag for that ultra student look. The only New Yorker who still listens to the weather report. An instrument case (may be empty) for that interesting personality look. The all new commuter phone. Al- lows you to keep professors posted on your traveling progress. A small beeper will be available next fall. Handy pouch for tokens, tissues, and garlic (because you really don ' t want that bum to sit next to you). A honey bear for company on that long and boring trip. Sneakers make me faster than a speeding BMT, more powerful than an IRT. Rate your commuter status: Do you: 1. Spend more money on tokens than you do on your lunch? 2. Kn ow the initials of the sub- ways better than the initials of your own name? 3. Enjoy the companionship of a rat? 4. Have you ever set out for school and wound up at Bloomingdale ' s instead? 5. Do bus and or train doors habitually close in your face? 6. Despite your rushing are you often ten minutes late to that first class, including (espe- cially?), mid-term and final days? 7. Do the birds chirping in the morning annoy you more than the screeching brakes of the M.T.A. trains? 7V2. Do these screeching noises relax you and induce sleep? 7%. If yes (to the above question), Are you crazy? 8. Do you think you know every- thing there is to know about New York City?