Barnard College - Mortarboard Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Mil Officers of Administration N. W. Liggett, A.B Bursar Anna E. H. Meyer, A.B Registrar Katharine S. Doty, A.M Secretary Bertha L. Rockwell Librarian of Barnard College Henry A. Griefin, M.D Comptroller of Barnard College Mabel Foote Weeks, A.B. . Assistant to the Dean in Charge of Social Activities Helen Page Abbott, A.B.. .Assistant to the Dean in Charge of Residence Halls Gulielma F. Alsop, M.D College Physician Harriet Jameson Director of the House and Commons Margaret Harrison Secretary to the Dean Mary V. Libby, A.B . Assistant to the Dean Eleanora B. Heck Secretary to the Provost Adair Black Assistant to Miss Libby A. Mildred Kerner, A.B Assistant to the Secretary Marjorie H. Salmon Assistant to the Bursar Beatrice Whyte, A.B Assistant to the Bursar Helen M. Bishop, A.B Assistant to the Registrar Evelyn B. Dudley Secretary to the Comptroller Marie Bernholz, A.B Secretary to the Department of Physical Education Ruth B. Manser, A.B .Assistant to Miss Abbott Elinor Benners, A.B Assistant to Miss Abbott Alsie French Assistant to Miss Abbott William H. Carpenter, Pii.D Acting Librarian of the University Frederick A. Goetze, M.Sc Comptroller of the University Rev. Raymond C. Knox, S.T.D Chaplain of the University William H. McCastline, M.D- Universitv Medical Officer [Tii ' enty-fivc]

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Facs on the Radio P. D. O! ZIP-ZIP-BOOM! Minor White Latham A-noun-cing ! M. IV. L. — Standard time signals by Professor W. P. Montague ' Prof. Montague — Correct time for the beginning of classes as follows : Professor C rampton — 8:55. Professor Brexvster — 9 :02. Miss Latham — 9:09 — class dismisses at 9:45 allowing 15 minutes to shake off satellites. Miss Hutttnan — Lecture begins at door 8:59, reaches door 9:00 promptly Standard Time, Italian time 21 o ' clock, Daylight Saving Time, 1 A. M. Reaches full mo- mentum 9 :59. And in my own class we start at 9:19 (loud applause which renders indistinct ensuing remarks.) M. W. L— Weathah foah-cast by Mabel Foote Weeks. Miss Weeks — It is interesting to note that in London there is a fog. In Utah it is not raining. The weather for College Tea next Wednesday afternoon will be ideal from four to five and raining from five to six when Miss Hirst will pour. This arrange- ment has been effected by the Faculty Committee on Students ' Affairs, which is anxious to give Miss Hirst ' s new umbrella a fair trial. I thank you. Good evening. M. IV. L. — The first number on the program proper are bed-time stories in ordah that the little kiddies may retire early. These stories will be told by one, who, in sympathy, temperament and circumstances, is able to put them to sleep — Professor David Saville Muzzey. D. S. M.— Good evening my little friends. Listen carefully till the Sandman comes ! My dear little friends, once upon a time there were some dear little children, like you and me. A wicked king ruled over these little children. These were the times when they had no cafeterias, as you and I, no lolly-pops, no Hershey bars, like you and I. These little children had only Vienna bread and Irish potatoes. This mixture was not good for them, so they went in a body to the beau-ti-ful playground where the little dau-phm lived. He left his playmates and kiddie-cars and came to the little children. They asked him for food. He gave them de-lic-ious little candies of red, white and blue color. Then the little children, full of the spirit of liberty, equality, and fraternity, cried, ' Bon! Bon! Bon! Bon! ' And from that time on your candies came to be called bon- bons. No, you cannot have any at bedtime. Teehee ! Good-night my little friends ! f Twenty-seven]