Barnard College - Mortarboard Yearbook (New York, NY)

Text from Pages 1 - 156 of the 1903 volume:

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THE BEST SHOE FOR WOMEN $3.50 per pair. Shoes and Boots for country walking, skating or street wear. Slippers for dancing, evening or ball dress, modelled in accordance with the lates t fashion — very attractive in appearance. None genuine without the Sorosis l bel. When purchasing Sorosis Shoes, customers should ha ve the foot measured, instead of inquiring for a .ny particular size. By this means 2k.n accurate fit is secured. TWENTY-THIRD STREET. B COLUMBIA LIBRARY KNOX ' S HATS Standard of Fashion Everywhere RIDING HUNTING GOLFING Hats for Every Sport LADIES ' GENTLEMEN ' S CHILDREN ' S Hats for Everyone NEW YORK: ( 194 Fifth Avenue (212 Broadway BROOKLYN : 340 Fulton Street CHICAGO : 191 State Street AGENTS IN ALL THE PRINCIPAL CITIES All orders by Mail receive Careful and Prompt Attention Students ' Orders for Class or other Hats are given Particular Notice SIX HIGHEST AWARDS AT WORLD ' S COLUHBIAN EXPOSITION c BROOKS BROTHERS BROADWAY NEW YORK Have for sale, in addition to their complete stock of Clothing and Furnishings for Men, Boys ' and Children, a large selection of fine English Leather and Wicker Goods, Luncheon and Tea Baskets, Hold-alls, Kit Bags, Fitted Cases, Traveling and Toilet Articles, Automobile Accessories. Also; Golf Capes, Red Coats, Knitted Waistcoats, Dressing Gowns, Traveling Rugs, Etc., Etc. ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUES ON REQUEST ANDREW J. ROBINSON CO. Building Construction No. 123 East Twenty-Third Street NEW YORK Builders of Barnard College St. Luke ' s Hospital St. Paul Building Hotel Essex D 7 it BUioU Prtu PHlaJtipMm r [h? Mortarboard 1 being the Year Book or BARNARD College publish- THE Glass Board of Editors Editor-in-Chief, Clare Maclellen Howard Anita Gella Cahn Jean Wallace Miller Clara Emilie Gruening Helen Louise King Ethel Manter Pool Business Manager, Helen Miles ROGERS Ex-officio, Anna Goodwin Ware Ex-officio, Mary Warren Moen Board of Trustees Officers Chairman Vice- Chairman Secretary Treasurer Abram G. Hewitt, LL.D. Mrs. A. A. Anderson Edward W. Sheldon George A. Plimpton Abram S. Hewitt, LL.D. George A. Plimpton Mrs. Henry M. Sanders Executive Committee Mrs. A. A. Anderson Mrs. Alfred Meyer Silas B. Brownell Edward W. Sheldon Mrs. Henry F. Osborn Seth Low Members Miss Helen Dawes Brown Silas B. Brownell, LL.D. Mrs. William C. Brownell Mrs. Joseph H. Choate Miss Florence Colgate Frederic R. Coudert, LL.D. Rev. William M. Grosvenor, D.D. Frederick B. Jennings Franklin B. Lord Seth Low, LL.D. Hamilton W. Mabie, Lh.D. Mrs. Alfred Meyer Mrs. Henry N. Munn Mrs. Henry F. Osborn Mrs. George Haven Putnam Mrs. Henry M. Sanders George W. Smith Mrs. James S. T. Stranahan Mrs. James Talcott Frederick S. Wait Everett P. Wheeler Mr. Jacob H. Schiff Mrs. James J. Goodwin Mr. James Talcott IN THE NAME OP Mr. Josiah M. Fiske Mrs. Seth Low Mrs. F. A. Hackley Mr. J. B. Bloomingdale Mr. J. Pierpont Morgan Founders Mrs. Esther Herrman Mrs. H. O. Havemeyer tM THE NAME OK Mr. Lazarus Strauss Mrs. F. P. Olcott Miss Mabel Slade Miss Olivia Phelps Stokes Mrs. J. S. T. Stranahan Mr. John D. Rockefeller Mr. Cornelius Vanderbilt Mrs. Joseph H. Choate Mr. Oliver H. Payne Mrs. A. A. Anderson Mrs. Van Wyck Brinckerhoff Miss Emily H. Bourne Mr. Joseph H. Pulitzer Mr. Jefferson Seligman Dead 9 Associate Mrs. Robert Abbe Mrs. Frederick P. Bellamy Miss Mary Billings Mrs. Arthur Brooks Mrs. William H. Carpenter Mrs. Henry Clews Miss Helen Gray Cone Mrs. Winthrop Cowdin Mrs. Julien T. Davies Mrs. Arthur M. Dodge Mrs. Mary Mapes Dodge Miss Jeannette L. Gilder Mrs. Edwin L. Godkin Mrs. Almon Goodwin- Mrs. James J. Goodwin Mrs. Arnold Hague Mrs. H. O. Havemeyer Mrs. Henry Holt Mrs. Alfred M. Hoyt Dr. Mary Putnam Jacobi Mrs. Francis P. Kinnicut Mrs. William Lambert Mrs. Seth Low Mrs. William Moir Members Mrs. F. P. Olcott Mrs. Samuel T. Peters Mrs. Roger A. Pryor Mrs. Isaac L. Rice Mrs. C. A. Runkle Mrs. Russell Sage Mrs. Jacob H. Schiff Miss Agathe Schurz Mrs. Augustus D. Shepard Miss Mabel Slade Mrs. James Speyer Miss Helen Phelps Stokes Mrs. A. B. Stone Mrs. Algernon Sullivan Mrs. Roderick Terry Mrs. Frederick Ferris Thompson Mrs. Louise Tiffany Miss Amy Townsend Mrs. Schuyler Van Rensselaer Mrs. Henry Villard Miss Alice Williams Mrs. Edward Winslow Mrs. William B. Wood Mrs. Lorenzo G. Woodhouse The Faculty President Nicholas Murray Butler, Ph.D. Dean Laura D. Gill, A.M. Thomas R. Price, M.A., LL.D. Professor of English Language and Literature Edwin R. A. Seligman, Ph.D. Professor of Political Economy and Finance Herbert L. Osgood, Ph.D. Professor of History Edward Delavan Perry, Ph.D. fay Professor of Greek Language and Literature William Hallock, Ph.D. Adjunct Professor of Physics George Rice Carpenter, A.B. Professor of Rhetoric and English Composition Franklin Henry Giddings, Ph.D., LL.D. Professor of Sociology John B. Clark, Ph.D., LL.D. Professor of Political Economy James Rignall Wheeler, Ph.D. Professor of Greek Frank N. Cole, Ph.D. Professor of Mathematics 1 1 James Harvey Robinson, Ph.D. Professor of History Calvin Thomas, A.M. Gebhard Professor of the Germanic Languages and Literatures Carlo Leonardo Speranza, A.M., BesL. Adjunct Professor of the Romance Languages and Literatures William P. Trent, A.M., LL-D. Professor of English Literature Mortimer Lamson Earle, Ph.D. Professor of Classical Philology Nelson Glenn McCrea, Ph.D. Adjunct Professor of Latin Herbert Gardiner Lord, A.M. Professor of Philosophy Henry E. Crampton, Ph.D. Adjunct Professor of Zoology Benjamin Duryea Woodward, Ph.D. Adjunct Professor of the Romance Languages and Literatures Other Officers of Instruction Arthur Morgan Day, A.M. Instructor in Political Economy and Social Science William Tenney Brewster, A.M. Instructor in Rhetoric Herbert Maule Richards, S.D. Instructor in Botany Charles Knapp, Ph.D. Instructor in Classical Philology Margaret E. Maltby, Ph.D. Instructor in Chemistry William S. Day, Ph.D. Tutor in Physics Henry Jagoe Burchell, Jr., A.M. Tutor in Classical Philology Louise Brisbin Dunn, A.M. Tutor in Botany Edward Kasner, Ph.D. Tutor in Mathematics Rudolf Tombo, Sr., Ph.D. Tutor in German William Findlay, Ph.D. Tutor in Mathematics Henry Bargy, A.M. Tutor in the Romance Languages and Literatures William Alfred Braun, A.B. Tutor in German Clayton Meeker Hamilton, A.M. Tutor in English William A. Nitze, A.B. Lecturer in the Romance Languages and Literatures W. Roy Smith, A.M. Lecturer in History James T. Shotwell, A.B Lecturer in History n Harry Alonzo Gushing, Ph.D. Lecturer in History Eukn Scott Davison, A.M. Lecturer in History Eleanor Keller, A.B. Lecturer in Chemistry Ada Watterson, A.M. Assistant in Zoology and Botany Grace Andrews, A.M. Assistant in Mathematics Jeanette Bliss Gillespy, A.B. Assistant in Rhetoric Virginia Crocheron Gildersleeve, A.M. Assistant in Rhetoric Gertrude M. Hirst, A.M. Assistant in Classical Philology William E. Kellicott, A.B. Assistant in Zoology George I. Finlay, A.B. Assistant in Geology Julia Nelson Colles, A.B. Assistant in Physics GUSTAVE HlNRICHS Conductor of Music Officers of the University Who May Give Instruction to Students in Barnard College John Krom Rees, E.M., Ph.D. Professor oj Astronomy Nicholas Murray Butler, Ph.D. Professor of Philosophy and Education William Henry Carpenter, Ph.D. Professor oj Germanic Philology James McKeen Cattell, Ph.D. Professor of Psychology. Franklin Thomas Baker, A.M. Professor of English Language and Literature in Teachers College Henry Alfred Todd, Ph.D. Professor of Romance Philology Charles Earle Bikle, A.M. Adjunct Professor of Mathematics in Teachers College Edward Howard Castle, A.M. Professor of History in Teachers College Richard E. Dodge, A.M. Professor of Geography in Teachers College James Harvey Hyslop, Ph.D. Professor of Logic and Ethics Edward Alexander MacDowell, Mus.Doc. Professor of .Music i5 Francis Ernest Lloyd, A.M. Adjunct Professor of Biological Science in Teachers College James Earle Russell, Ph.D. Professor of the History of Education in Teachers College Frank Morton McMdrray, Ph.D. Professor of the Theory and Practice of Teaching in Teachers College Frank Boas, Ph.D. Professor of Anthropology John Francis Woodhull, Ph.D. Professor of Physical Science in Teachers College Gonzales Lodge, Ph.D. Professor of Latin and Greek in Teachers College Paul Monroe, Ph.D. Adjunct Professor of the History of Education in Teachers College Samuel Train Dutton, A.M. Professor of School Administration Edward Lee Thorndike, Ph.D. Adjunct Professor of Genetic Psychology in Teachers College Livingston Farrand, A.B., M.D. Adjunct Professor of Psychology David Eugene Smith, Ph.D. Professor of Mathematics in Teachers College George Clinton Densmore Odell, Ph.D. Instructor in Rhetoric and English Composition Elijah Williams Bagster-Collins, A.M. Instructor in German in Teachers College it Louis Marie Augusts Loiseaux, B.S. Instructor in the Romance Languages and Literatures R. Adam Leroy Jones, Ph.D. Instructor in Ph ilosophy Rudolf Tombo, Jr., Ph.D. Tutor in the Germanic Languages and Literature Leonard Beecher McWhood, A.B. Tutor in Music S. Alfred Mitchell, Ph.D. Tutor in Astronomy Arthur Frank Joseph Remy, A.M. Tutor in Germanic Philology Victor J. Chambers, Ph.D. Lecturer in Chemistry Julia Helen Wohlfarth Instructor in the Theory and Practice of Teaching in Teachers College Officers of Administration N. W. LlGGET, A.B. Bursar Mrs. Marietta H. Gibson Head of Fiske Hall Anna E. H. Meyer, A.B. Secretary to the Dean Mary F. Knox Registrar i8 Senior Class ' PMfitw. Clem Flower .... MARGUERITE Cl ts Color WHITE AND GOLD Officers President . . . Elizabeth Cadmus Coddington Vice-President . . Elsie Lloyd Totten Recording Secretary . . ELEANOR Elizabeth Van CoTT Corresponding Secretary . . Jeannette Rowland Seibert Treasurer . . . Grace Lucille De Hart Historian . . . Lydia AdelE Carll r 5 2© Junior Class bao6t Clfc.il Flower Cluss Color RED AND WHITE CARNATION CRIMSON AND WHITE Officers President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Historian Anna Goodwin Ware Mary Warren Moen Florence Palmer Cheesman Irene Regina Stern Clare Maclellen Howard 22 Sophomore Class Yvudi aeavrdv Class Flower Cl ss Color DAFFODIL YELLOW Officers President Vice-President Recording Secretary Corresponding Secretary Treasurer Historian Agnes Lacy Durant . Lizette May Metcalfe Helen Erskine . Caroline Lexow Jean Herring Loomis . Mildred Elsegood Miller V c Class Flower Class Color President Vice-Presiden t Secretary Treasurer Historian Quid quid agas, age pro viribus. FERN AND WHITE CARNATION GREEN AND WHITE Officers Anna Campbell Reiley Emilie Josephine Hutchinson Helen Wilking Cooley Margie Ethel Hoffman Lily Sylvester Murray 24 The Associate Alumnae of Barnard College Officers President Mary Stuart Pullman, ' 93 Vice-President Louise Brisbin Dunn, ' 97 Recording Secretary Mabel Parsons, ' 95 Corresponding Secretary Virginia Crocheron Gildersleeve, ' 99 Treasurer Caroline Garner Brombacher, ' 95 Executive Committee THE OFFICERS AND Mrs. Frank G. Bryson, ' 94 Mrs. George McAneny, ' 99 Florence Miller Sill, ' 00 Madalene Heroy, ' 01 FINANCE COMMITTEE Chairman Caroline Garner Brombacher, ' 95 CONFERENCE COMMITTEE Chairman Alice Goddard Chase, ' 96 STATISTICS COMMITTEE Chairman Alte Stilwell, ' 99 ELLA WEED MEMORIAL ROOM COMMITTEE Chairman Mrs. Sigmund Pollitzer, ' 93 STUDENTS ' AID COMMITTEE Chairman Alice Mapelsden Keys, ' 93 STUDENTS ' AID FUND COMMITTEE Chairman Mrs. Herbert Parsons, ' 96 ADVISORY COMMITTEE ON ATHLETICS Chairman Carrie Hammerslough, ' 96 ?5 The Woman ' s Graduate Club of Columbia University President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Miss Woodhull Miss Bush Mrs. Bryson Officers Miss Marian Woodhull Miss Eleanor Bush Mrs. Frank Bryson Miss Valentine Chandor Miss Simpson Miss Miller Miss Josephthal Executive Committee Miss Chandor Mrs. Hill Miss Reimer The Undergraduate Association Founded April 7, 1892 Officers Elizabeth Allen, ' 02 Edith Durant, ' 02 Ethel Manter Pool, ' 03 Jeannette Russell Stobo, ' 04 Executive Committee Chairman .... Mary Dederick Hall, ' 02 May Ahbrman Johnson, ' 03 Katherine Swift Doty, ' 04 Katherine Goodyear, ' 05 Self-Government Committee Chairman .... ELIZABETH Allen, ' 02 Ruth Earle, ' 02 Ethel Dodge Wilcox, ' 03 Edith May Appbll, ' 04 Alice Draper, ' 05 7 President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer lu greek Club FOUNDED 1894 Proedros . etftel manter Pool members eiiza etb Cadmws Coddington, ' 02 mary Dederick nasi, ' 02 Katfterine €llen Poole, ' 03 fjelen miles Rogers, ' 03 Hlargaret fiolmes Stone, ' 04 honorary members emily James Putnam Mortimer Eamson Carle Cdward Deleoan Perry 2.S Barnarb College Christian Essociation ©fficers Ipresloent . Grace flDaftnna peters UMce=iPresioent rmargaret £lt3abetb Clark IRecorolng Secretary . fiftas Bppleton Parker Gorresponoino Secretary xaura IRnovvles Dan disc treasurer ZlDan? jfreoerlcfea fmrrteon dbairmen of Stanoing Committees fiilembersbtp .... Janet Hleranoer ZlDcGoofc fllltssionarp. .... Ulna Boele Minterbnrn QUbrarp ..... Hltoa fmargaret Wan Slgfce IReception .... Sean Iberrlng Xoomis devotional .... Eva ©Uve Butcber fmusic .... Helen flniloreo Glenn jftnance ..... flllarv. jfreoericfea Ibarrison lpbilantbropic Seannette IRowlanb Setbert Manoboofe .... . Eleanor BU3abetb Dan Cott flnterco Hecate Xanra IRnowles Dan Clse Cbapel ..... Eona Carp Cbapln ay Barnard Botanical Club Officers President ..... First Vice- President .... Second Vice-President .... Secretary ...... Treasurer ..... Mrs. A. B. Hepburn Mrs. H. S. Gibson Miss Elsie M. Kupfer Miss Mary M. Brackbtt Miss Emiue O. Long Executive Committee Miss Aurelia B. Crane Miss Lidie K. Seward Miss Alice M. Isaacs Miss Anna D. Granger Miss Louise B. Dunn Miss Susan B. Cooke Members Miss Mary M. Brackett Miss Anna D. Granger Miss Emilie 0. Long Mrs. S. B. Clarke Mrs. H. S. Gibson Dr. Herbert M. Richards Miss Susan B. Cooke Mrs. A. B. Hepburn Miss Lidie K. Seward Mrs. Edward L. Crabbe Miss Alice M. Isaacs Miss Kate B. Sturgis Miss Aurelia B. Crane Miss Isabel Isaacs Miss Kate Thompson Miss Bertha Dow Mrs. S. Ely Jelliffe Miss Alexandrina Taylor Miss Louise B. Dunn Miss Elsie M. Kupfer Miss Lucia B. Tunis Miss Harriet Elder Miss Harriet Lake Miss Katherine Van Horne Miss Bertha Furman Mrs. Frederic S. Lee Miss Ada Watterson Honorary Members Mrs. George Haven Putnam Miss Elizabeth Billings Mrs. N. L- Britton Miss Elizabeth O. Abbott 31 32 The Athletic Association of Barnard College Officers President Vice-President Treasurer Secretary Captain of ' Varsity Team Mary Hunt Budd Edna Cara Chapin Alice Olin Draper Anna Goodwin Ware Elsa Alsberg Executive Committees BASKETBALL Chairman, Elsbeth Kroeber Elsa Alsberg Helen Wilking Coolev Bessie Louise Swan Mary Hunt Budd TENNIS CLUB Chairman, Jean Dunbar Eggleston Jean Wallace Miller Pamela Warren Lyall Bertha Woodward Seward Mary Hunt Budd Members Jessie Addoms Mildred Adey Elsa Alsberg Helen Anderson Edith Appell Katharine Armstrong Clara Applegate Georgetta Aller Fanny Berkely Marjorie Bacon Florence Baldwin Elsa Bergen Elizabeth Boorman Elizabeth Buckingham Mary Budd Elsa Campbell Mary Calhoun Florence Cheesman Helen Cohen Anna Coleman Margaret Claffy Edna Chapin Lulu Carpenter Helen Cooley Lydia CarlL Edith Dietz Adelaide Dorrian Katherine Dotv Alice Draper Ruth Earle Elsie Ehrich Milly Einstein Jean Eggleston Mildred Farmer Mary Frothingham Annie Fisher Kdith Fettretch Grace M. Farrelly Clara E. Gruening Helen Glenn Mary Harrison Mary Harriman Amy Hill Ellen Hunter Helen Hochheimer Carrie Hammerslough Ethel Hendricks Edith Handy Margie Hoffman May Johnson Viola Kimball Helen King Lucile Kohn Elsbeth Kroeber Mary LEE Jf;an Loomis Pamela Lyall Romola Lyon Ida Lewis Caroline Lexow Marion Latham Florence Meyer Jean Miller Adele Mahoney Eleanor Monroe Janet McCook May Murphy Martha Moore Mary Moen Sadif Nones Florence Nye Henrietta Newman Laura Parker Wilma Pollak Ethel Pool Hilda Popper Josephine Pratt Frances Purdon Eleanor Phelps May A. Parker Edith Poor Helen Palliser Amelia Robinson Florence Rauh Anna Reiley Ethel Schlussel Bertha Seward Nina Schultz Marion Spooner Irma Stern Jeanette Stobo Bessie Swan Jeanette Seibert May Schainwald Carita Spencer Bessie Scott Elsie Totten Abigail Talbot Anna Tattershall Laura Van Cise Edith Van Ingen Eleanor Van Cott Anna Ware Harriette Werts Helens Wheeler Marjorie Wainwright Katherine Goodyear 33 Bdu-n rd Chorus Director ..... Mr. Gustav Hinrichs Officers President .... Bessie Illsley Thompson, ' 03 Secreta ry .... Laura Knowles Van Cise, ' 03 Treasurer .... BEATRICE ANDERSON, ' 05 Members Beatrice Anderson Mildred B. Farmer May A. Parker Marion E. P. Ball Anita G. Forman Helen M. Rogers Florence L. Beeckman Charlotte B. Fountain Bertha W. Seward Elizabeth S. S. Boorman Helen M. Glenn Mildred E. Shanlev Jessie L. P. Brown Edith B. Handy Lucy F. Sherman Margaret C. Byrne Amelia M. Hill Marion B. Smith Elfie J. Cahen Ethel M. Hughan Anna S. Tattershall Lulu J. Carpenter Eleanore H. Hunt Bessie I. Thompson Margaret E. Clark Edna B. Jones Laura K. Van Cise Elizabeth Day Hilma Leers Anna T. Waring Mabel Denton Elizabeth McLean Harriet E. Werts ss Deutscher Kreis Annie F. Fisher Ellice H. Fitch Marion Franklin Helen M. Glenn Evelyn M. Goldsmith Helen I. Haan Alyne B. Heidenheimer Blanche Heyman Elsa G. Herzfeld Selma F. Hirsch Helen F. Hibschbach Helen A. Hochheimer Amelia L. Hill Edith M. Ingalls Helen L. King Elsbeth Kroeber President Vice-Presiden t Secretary Treasurer ■ Officers Eleanor E. Van Cott, ' 02 . Elizabeth Kroeber, ' 03 Adele N. Wallach, ' 03 . Jeannette Wick, ' 04 Members Elsa Alsberg Edith M. Appell Florence L. Beeckman Minnie Beifeld Edith Boote Judith Burnays Mary D. Lee Edwina L. Levy Elsa duB. McKee Ernestine Molwitz Martha W. Moore Charlotte E. Morgan isabelle mott Alice Naumberg Henrietta Newman Helen L. Palliser Louise E. Peters Eleanor Phelps Wilma V. Pollak Blanche M. Reitlinger Alice M. Rheinstein Maude Robinson Elfie J. Cahen Margaret Claffy Rebecca S. Donald Katharine Doty Elsie Ehrich Margaret G. Elliman Alena Rosenberg Bella Rosenblatt Alma Rosenstein May S. Schainwald Ida Schwabe Nina Schultz Jeannette Seibert Abigail A. Talbot Elsie L. Totten Betty Trier Eleanor E. Van Cott Helen G. Van Deursen Edith G. Van Ingen Alida Van Slyke Adele N. Wallach Jeannette Wick Rose Krakek Associate Members Edna Simpson 3 Societe Fraoicdase  Officers President Sarah Theodora Curtis. ' 04 Vice-President Katharine Swift Dotv, ' 04 Secretary Amelia Hill, ' 05 Tteasurer Helen Stickney Elting, ' 04 Members Mildred H. Adey Clara M. Applegate Elsa Alsberg Marjorie K. Bacon Florence S. Beeckman Judith Bernays Anna S. Brackett Lulu J. Carpenter Helen Cohen Sarah T. Curtis Edith A. Dietz Katharine S. Doty Alice O. Draper • Jean D. Egleston Elsie Ehrich Augustine L. Elleau Helen S. Elting Helena M. Fischer Nathalie Forest Charlotte B. Fountain Mary K. Frothingham Katharine F. Goodyear Amelia S. Hill Helen A. Hochheimer Margie E. Hoffman Ruth B. Howe EmilieJ. Hutchinson May A. Johnson Mary D. Lee Romola Lyon Adele M. Mahoney Rose M. McCormick Dora R. Nevins Florence I. Nye Louise E. Peters Frances H. Purdon Helen M. Rogers Alma E. Rosenberg May S. Schainwald Edna B. Simpson Carita Spencer Margaret H. Stone Bessie L. Swan Marjorie U. Wainwright Ethel A. Watson Jeannette Wick 37 The Short euid Eauriy Dancing C1 .SS Committee Chairman Anna P. McKenney Annie L. Seward Elsie L. Totten Gertrude H. Clark May A. Johnson Mary W. Moen Patronesses Miss Laura D. Gill Mrs. M. P. Gibson Mrs. George Haven Putnam Mrs. Donald McLean Mrs. Howard Caswell Smith Mrs. Edward C. Moen Mrs. C. C. Kennedy Mrs. John Brisben Walker Mrs. John Burdon Mrs. Richard Y. Fitzgerald The Southern Club Founded January, 1897 Officers President . Helen Mildred Lewis Glenn, ' 04 Vice-President . . Gratia Allen, ' 05 Secretary and Treasurer Anne Pickrell McKenney, ' 02 Gratia Allen, ' 05 Fannie Berkeley, ' 02 Margaret Byrne, ' 05 Kllice Fitch, ' 03 Members Elizabeth Finnegan, 02 Harriet Hill, ' 04 Helen Glenn, ' 04 Eleanore Hunt, 02 May Lek, 05 Anne McKenney, 02 Alice M. Rheinstein, ' 05 Louise M. Trimble, ' 02 19 The Sophomore-Freshman Debating Society Founded October, 1901 Officers President (Oct., oi— Feb., ' 02) Caroline Lexow, ' 04 Clerk . . . Emilie J. Hutchinson, ' 05 Minnie M. Beifeld Judith Bernays Minnie R. Boulger Helen N. Cohen Elizabeth Day Mabel Denton Alice O. Draper Agnes L. Durant Helen S. Elting Grace M. Farrelly Anita G. Forman Marion Franklin Katharine F. Goodyear Members Edith B. Handy Blanche Heyman Selma H. Hirsch Jessie F. Hoyt Florence E. Hubbard Martha M. Hunt Ellen R. Hunter Emilie J. Hutchinson Carrie Kaplan Mary D. Lee Caroline Lexow Elizabeth McLean Charlotte E. Morgan Isabelle Mott Eleanora L. Munroe Florence T. Nye Laura H. Parker Josephine S. Pratt Frances H. Purdon Ruth A. Reeder Anna C. Reiley Blanche M. Reitlinger Alice M. Reinstein Alma E. Rosenberg Mildred E. Shanley Charlotte L- Solomon Alice V. W. Smith 46 Junior Ball Committee Chairman Marion Elizabeth Latham Jessie Alice Addoms Gertrude Helen Clark Mary Frederica Harrison May Amerman Johnson May Merrill Anna Goodwin Ware, ex-ojficio Mary Warren Moen, ex-officio JSarnarb Chapter of tbe College Settlement Hssocfatton ©fficcra 5raouate Elector Xouise B. Xocftwoob, ' 95 Student Elector fniap 3. Jobnson, ' 03 Wce-Electore 1902 £Isa Hlebcro Seannette 1R. Sctbcrt Elsbetb ftroeber 1903 Etbel fl . pool iftatbartne 5. Dot? 1904 Bag B. packet flDargte E. tooffman 1905 Ellen H. Duntcr 45 BARNARD BULLETIN Managing Editors FRANCES E. BELCHER. ' 02 ELS A ALSBERG, ' 02 Business Manager CARITA SPENCER. ' 02 Assistant Business Manager THEODORA CURTIS. ' 04 Associate Editors SADIE r. NONES. ' 03 AMY LOVEMAN. ' 01 CAROLINE LEXOW. ' 04 K .pp K .pp . Gammdw Fraternity Founded October, 1870 Roll of Chapters Beta Alpha University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa. Beta Gamma . Wooster University, Wooster, O. Beta Delta University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich. Beta Epsilon . Barnard College, New York City. Beta Zeta Iowa State University, Iowa City, la. Beta Eta Leland Stanford, Jr., University, Palo Alto, Cal. Beta Iota Swarthmore College, Swarthmore, Pa. Beta Lambda . University of Illinois, Champaign, 111. Beta Mu Colorado State University, Boulder, Col. Beta Nu Ohio State University, Columbus, 0. Beta Tau . Syracuse University, Syracuse, N. Y. Gamma Rho Allegheny College, Meadville, Pa. Delta Indiana State University, Bloomington, Ind. Epsilon Illinois Wesleyan University, Bloomington, 111 Eta University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wis. Theta . Missouri State University, Columbia, Mo. Iota - . De Pauw University, Greencastle, Ind. Kappa Hillsdale College, Hillsdale, Mich. Lambda Buchtel College, Akron, O. Mu Butler College, Irvington, Ind. Xi . Adrian College, Adrian, Mich. Pi University of California, Berkeley, Cal. Sigma Nebraska State University, Lincoln, Neb. Upsilon Northwestern University, Evanston, 111. Phi .... Boston University, Boston, Mass. Chi University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minn. Psi . Cornell University, Ithaca, N. Y. Omega . . . Kansas State University, Lawrence, Kan, • ••. . 14 Bet Epsilon Chapter of Kappa Kappa Gammas. Fraternity Founded January, 1891 Members Graduate Dorothy C. Canfield Evelyn Osborne Elizabeth Allen Mary Hunt Budd 1902 Elizabeth Finnigan Janet Alexander McCook Eleanor Phelps Hilda L,e Grand Lockwood May Merrill 1903 Katherine Ellen Poole Madeleine Dayrell Skinner Bessie Ilsley Thompson Katherine Swift Doty Helena Marshall Fischer 1904 Jean Dunbar Egleston Caroline Lexow Edith Brandon Poor Margaret Holmes Stone Special Mary Harriman 45 Alphdt Omicron Pi Fraternity Founded, 1897 Roll of Chapters Alpha .... Barnard College, New York, N. Y. Pi .... Newcomb College, Tulane University, New Orleans, 1 . Nu . . New York University, New York, N. Y. 4 r Alpha Chapter of Alpha Omicron Pi Fraternity Margaret Elizabeth Clark Elizabeth Cadmus Coddington Helen Mildred Glenn Jean Herring Loom is Founded, 1897 Members Graduate Florence Lucas Sanville 1903 Margaret Gertie Elliman Wilma Vera Pollak Martha Wickhem Moore Ruth Earle Eleanor Elizabeth Van Cott 1904 Bessie Louise Swan Jeannette Wick Helen Tewkesbury Van Duersen 47 Kappa Alpha Theta Fraternity Founded January, 1870 Roll of Chapters Iota Cornell University, Ithaca, N. Y. L.AMP.r A University of Vermont, Burlington, Vt. Mu Allegheny College, Meadville, Pa. Chi Svracuse TTniversitv Syracuse N Y Alpha Bpta Swarthmore College, Swarthmore, Pa. Alpha Dklta Woman ' s College of Baltimore, Baltimore, Md. Alpha Ep tt on - 1 Brown University, Providence, R. I. Alpha Zeta Barnard College, New York City. Gamma Alttmna ' ' New York City. Eta Att7MNv z p Shelbourne, Vt. Alpha De Pauw University, Greencastle, Ind. Beta .... Indiana State University, Bloomington, Ind. Delta University of Illinois, Champaign, 111. Epsilon Vooster University, Vooster, O. Eta University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich. Kappa University of Kansas, Lawrence, Kan. Pi Albion College, Albion, Mich. Rho .... University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Neb. Tau Northwestern University, Evanston, 111. UPSIU)N University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minn. Psi ... University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wis. Alpha Gamma Ohio State University, Columbus, O. Alpha Alumnae Greencastle, Ind. Beta Alumnae Minneapolis, Minn. Delta Alumnae Chicago, 111. Epsilon Alumnae Columbus, O. Zeta Alumnae Indianapolis, Ind. Phi .... Stanford University, Stanford, Cal. Omega University of California, Berkeley, Cal. 48 Alpha Zeta Chapter of Kappa Alpha Theta Fraternity Elsa Gubner Bergen Frances Elinor Belcher Gertrude Helen Clark Ellice Heaton Fitch Founded March, 1898 Members 1902 Edith Durant Mary Dederick Hall Annie Pickrell McKenney 1903 May Amerman Johnson May Warren Moen Annie Leddell Seward Elsie Lloyd Totten Ruth Bouton Howe ■904 Marjorie Kate Bacon Lucy Bates Embury Romola Lyon Helen Stickney Elting Agnes Lacy Durant Special Alice Felicita Corey Effie Abrams 49 Gdonmfe. Phi Beta . Fraternity Founded N Roll of Alpha Beta . Gamma Delta Epsilon Zeta . Eta Theta Iota Syracuse Alumnae Boston Alumnae Chicago Alumn New York. Alumna vember, 1874 Chapters Syracuse University, Syracuse, N. Y. University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich. University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wis. Boston University, Boston, Mass. Northwestern University, Evanston, 111. Woman ' s College of Baltimore, Baltimore, Md. University of California, Berkeley, Cal. University of Colorado, Denver, Col. Barnard College, New York City. Syracuse, N. Y. Boston, Mass. Chicago, 111. New York City. 5 It Iota Chapter of Gamma Phi Beta Founded November, 1901 Members Special Alice Caroline Carpenter 1902 Clara Coburn Cook Viola Louise Kimball Jeannette Rowland Seibert Eva Olive Dutcher Grace Malvina Peters 1903 Sadie Adaline Holt Laura Knowles Van Cise Alice Marion Waugh 1904 Augustine Elleau 51 New York Delta (Columbia University) Chapter of Phi Beta Kappa BARNARD SECTION Officers President Vice-President Secretary Treasure? Mrs. Frank G. Bryson Miss Laura D. Gill Miss Virginia C. Gildersleeve Miss Adaline C. Wheelock Charter Members Louise Stabler Parker, ' 93 (Mrs. G. H.) Ella Fitzgerald Bryson, ' 94 (Mrs. F. G.) Caroline Garner Brombacher, ' 95 Gertrude L. Wolff, ' 96 Anna Cole Mellick, ' 96 Elsie Clews Parsons, ' 96 (Mrs. Herbert) Louise Brisbin Dunn, ' 97 Adaline Caswell Wheelock, ' 97 Jessie Wallace Hughan, ' 98 Susan Isabella Myers, ' 98 Helen St. Clair Mullan, ' 98 (Mrs. G. V.) Virginia Crocheron Gildersleeve, ' 99 Elsie Mabel Kupfer, ' 99 Grace Harriet Goo dale, ' 99 Martha Ornstein, ' 99 Ellinor Ten Broeck Reiley, ' oo Jeannette Bliss Gillespy, ' oo Laura D. Gill, Honorary Member Class of 1901 Cordelia Wendt Cerise Emily Agnes Carman Helen Elizabeth Catlin Amy Loveman Lisa Delavan Bloodgood Marie Louise Wehncke 52 DRAMATICS 53 A Scrap of Paper Given by the Class of 1903 April Ninth and Tenth, Nineteen Hundred and One CAST: Prosper Couramont ....... Carita Spencer Baron de la Glaciere ...... Clare Howard Brisemouche {landed proprietor and naturalist) . MADELEINE SKINNER Anatole {his ward) ....... Ethel M. Pool Baptiste {servant) ....... Ethel D. Wilcox Francois {servant to Prosper) ..... Elsa P. Campbell Louise de la Glaciere ....... Marguerite Siedler Mile. Susanne de Ruseville {her cousin ) .... May MERRILL Mathilde {sister to Louise) ...... May A. Johnson Mile. Zenobie {sist er to Brisemouche) .... HELEN M. ROGERS Madame Dupont {housekeeper) ...... Adele U. Wallach Pauline {maid) ....... Maude Robinson 54 Change Partners Given by the Class of 1904 April eighteenth, Nineteen Hundred and One CAST: Sir Fitful Gust, R. N. ...... R. Lyon Charles Gust . E. R. Schlussel Mrs. Somerton ....... Edith B. Poor Flo {her daughter) ....... EdythE N. MARSHALL Parker . . ..... Jeannette Wick 55 La Veuve Given by the Societe Francaise of Columbia University and Bernard College Saturday the Twentieth a nd Monday the Twenty-second of April, 1901 CAST: Leoniene ...... Piekre Seth Boisse, ' 03 Norancey ....... Clayton Meeker Hamilton Gaetan ...... Ramsay Charles Hoguet, ' 02 Bagimel ....... Peter Joseph McKeon, ' oi Kernoa ...... Victor Ernest de Beaumont, ' 01 Joseph ....... Howard Allen Keeler, ' 03 L,a Comtesse ...... Carita Spencer, ' 03 Mme. Palmer ...... Helen Miles Rogers, ' 03 Mme. de Chateau -Lansac .... Margaret Stone, ' 04 Albertine ....... May Amerman Johnson, ' 03 Mile, de Charentonnay .... Romola Lyon, ' 04 Am£lie ....... Flokence Palmer Cheesman, ' 03 Les Deux Timides CAST: Thibaudier Jules Fremissin Anatole Garadoux Cecile Annette Montgomery Schuyler, Jr. Victor Ernest de Beaumont, ' 01 J. Nelson Veit, ' 02 Clara Emily Gruening, ' 03 Charlotte Boyd Fountain, ' 04 She Stoops to Conquer Given by the Undergraduate Association of Barnard College April the Twenty-sixth, Nineteen Hundred and One CAST; Sir Charles Marlow .... L. M. Metcalf, ' 04 Young Marlow ..... Romola Lyon, ' 04 Squire Hardcastle .... Annie P. McKenney, George Hastings ..... Ruth Earle, ' 02 Tony Lumpkin .... . Anna G. Ware, ' 03 Diecrorv ...... L- M. Metcalf, ' 04 Roeer ...... _ - • • Sadie F. Nones, ' 03 Dick ...... M. E. Miller, ' 04 S A V A t T T? QpTTTTVT W ' Slang ...... M. L. Eaton, ' 01 Muggins ..... Pauline Dederer, ' 01 Twist ...... Elsa Alsberg, ' 02 Aminadab ... E. M. Hugh an, ' 04 Mrs. Hardcastle ..... Anita G. Cahn, ' 03 Kate Hardcastle .... Marion Townsend, ' oi Constance Neville ..... Elsa Bergen, ' 02 Maid ...... Caroline Lexow, ' 04 Barmaid ...... Helen L. Cohen, ' 03 Potboy ...... S. T. Curtis, ' 04 Postillion ...... Laura Van Cise, ' 03 57 English Given by the Deutscher Kreis of Barnard College April the Twenty-ninth, Nineteen Hundred and One CAST: Adele Treuuhr (eine junge Witwe) ..... JEANNETTE Wick Marie (ihr Madcheri) ... ELSA Herzfeld Bankier Solomon Ippelberger ..... Alma Rosenstein Rosa {dessert Frau) ....... Adele WALLACH Edward Gibbon ........ Alice Naumberg John {dessen. Diener) ....... Elsbeth Kroeber Billig (Gastwirth zum Romischer Kaiser ) Elsa Alsberg Fritz ) ( Rhoda Rennert Kettner ....... ] Jean ) v Kate S. Doty 5« Class Day Exercises OF THE CLASS OF NINETEEN HUNDRED AND ONE Programme Salutatory by the President Roll Call by the Secretary .... Class Statistics ..... Class Prophecy ..... Presentation Oration .... Song — ' ' To Barnard ' ' written by Valedictory ..... Jannetta Gordon Studdiford Isabel Estelle Isaacs Mary Lavinia Eaton Florence Lucas Sanville Cordelia Wendt Florence Lucas Sanville Christina Louise McKim 59 Nineteen Hundred and Two O US, to whom 1902 means something more than the set of numerals chosen by civiliza- tion to designate the year in which we hope to receive our degrees, any formal, histor- ical account of the doings of the class seems undesirable and unnecessary. We would refer all curious or ill-informed persons, who wish or require such an account, to the true •« source books of the history of Nineteen-Two. In three past Mortarboards they will find worthy records of most of our actions. But should they seek facts indicative of the exact degree of festivity at our Junior Ball, they will please induce some one who was there to display her dance order. Then if they will multiply the number of dances by the number of men to each dance, and add to this a Mazzetti supper, plus Under the Shade of the Palms, plus 5 a. m., they will have the sum total of one girl ' s happiness. And there were one hundred and fifty girls ! Our Mortarboard, we trust, spoke, or rather read, for itself. It was Nineteen-Two ' s con- tribution to the literary inheritance of the race. May future Barnard generations appreciate at least this part of their patrimony ! We have left, however, more than mere words to perpetuate our memory in college tradition. A pebble dropped one day in the clear brain of Nineteen-Two produced the ever= widening Deutscher Kreis. And upon the same calm surface appeared a tiny white speck, which, as it rose above the horizon, broadened into a goodly sheet, with the words Barnard Bulletin plainly inscribed thereon. Thus the circle and the sa il are also of our bequest. But the honest verdict of our contemporary class women is dearer to us than any doubtful prospect of future praise. It is generally conceded that Nineteen-Two, more than any other class, has stood for class unity, democracy, good fellowship, and undergraduate harmony. If this alone be put down to our credit, we are content that the rest be forgotten. However much our impression on undergraduate life may be worn smooth, it will be impossi- ble to obliterate the marks of the college influence upon ourselves, even when formula; have become medley, and hypotheses have run aground upon fact. A four years ' reaction of individual upon individual does not harden the college woman, as some antagonists to the higher education are wont to assert. On the contrary, we have found that it tends to wear away prejudices and peculiarities, and to stimulate a healthy, sympathetic, human charity toward men and women. We have proved the proposition which our class genius considers an axiom: The longer you know most people the better you like them. And now Nineteen-Two, with the memory of a mad parting after the Sophomore Triumph, and of the quieter, but none the less merry, Junior Spread, must look forward to a parting which will be neither mad nor merry, at the end of its Senior Year. So it is that we begin to experience what our Dean has so aptly characterized as That first vague shrinking from severing the college rela- tionships. Soon, indeed, the common interests and sympathies will be loosened, and the little fleet, drifting from its old moorings, will scatter, to bear the cargoes gained by labor and research to the differing coasts of individual purposes. May it please the fifty captains that it meet sometimes — oftimes — in the same old port again. (51 Nineteen Hundred and Three Come list again, tall Seniors, Before yoi leave these halls. Harken again, bold Sophomores, And Freshmen, heed my calls. Give ear now, O, my classmates. And all attentive be The while I tell a well-worn tale, The tale of Nineteen-Three. Say, can you not remember The day when first we met, The timid glances we exchanged ? Or can you e ' er forget The thrills of curiosity That filled us on the day We had our first reception By Y. W. C. A. ? We bore with quaking courage The Soph ' more mysteries ; We drank with resignation The Juniors ' hot, weak teas ; We ate with gracious gusto A Sophomore collation ; And sweetly bowed to Seniors, though They gave us not a ration. We then began activities To find a little play, The joy of seeing which might serve Our new friends to repay. That Left in Charge was much delight To Barnard, I ' m not certain, But think what joy it gave to those Who were behind the curtain ! That spring when campus elms began Their foliage to renew, The time came round for us to make Some little changes, too. Then from the chair of president Stepped tactful little May, And Nineteen-Three came underneath The stern Carita ' s sway. That maiden of the strenuous life Her classmates then did thank The while we all her honored health In fine ice-water drank, At a rich mid-day banquet, Beginning with some clams And ending off with Nesserole ( ' Twas after our exams). When we surveyed the Freshmen Who crowded in next year, We felt our duties towards their ranks Would be a task severe. But when at length had worn away The autumn afternoon, And all the Mysteries were done, It would have been a boon Could you have seen the weary, worn, Dishevelled Nineteen-Three, All seated on the floor, cross-legged With elbow on their knee — A pensive, peaceful, silent And satisfied array, A-sucking little bits of ice Left over from the fray. 63 A while we glued our eyes upon The page of history, But when the mid-year marks went up A bitter smile gave we, And vowed we nevermore would work So fruitlessly-straightway We drowned our sorrows in the task Of getting up a play. It was a grand production — That drama, Scrap of Paper. We spent full half our yearly dues On wigs and on the draper ; In hiring new fire for the grate. A vista and a gun, A beetle and a dagger And a man to set the sun. We were so brimming full of pride That when the apring-timc came, We had a Day of Triumph To celebrate our name. Our noble Irma oped her gate Of hospitality At Irvington, and there regaled The class of Nineteen-Three. And now we ' re in our Junior year, But still it seems to me That we ' re no older, after all, Than we once used to be. Carita ' s left us, and instead, We ' ve truthful Anna ' s rule. And three have married, But the rest — Nor time nor age can cool. Their ardent spirit finds a vent In giving Junior Balls, In editing a Mortarboard, In sliding down the halls, In basketball and vaudeville, And oft in skipping rope. That they may keep these youthful hearts Is still my fondest hope : That ' twill be said when closed for them Dear Barnard ' s door will be, There goes our maddest, gladdest class — The class of NiDeteen-Three ! 64 Nineteen Hundred and Four A GLIMPSE OF SOPHOMORE LIFE DRAMATIS PERSONAL : Sophomores Freshmen An occasional professor SCENE — Barnard College. ACT I SCENE i. Hall in Barnard, outside Sophomore study. Group of Freshmen at study door. ist Freshman - loudly-- Is that the Sophomore study? Voice from within — It is. snd Freshman — Let ' s go in. {All advance, giggling.) Voice from within— Freshmen, beware ! Remember that the sign private on a door is not an invitation to enter. Neither is the Sophomore study an asylum for Freshmen ! {Freshmen retreat in an undignified manner.) SCENE 2. Outside the study. Group of Sophomores surround a Freshman who conspicuously wears a college pin. ist Soph.— Will you take that pin off or not? Freshman (coldly) — I do not care to just now. and Soph.— Will you take it off or shall we do it for you ? Freshman (defiantly)— Neither 3rd Soph. — Once more, will you ? Freshman (wildly) — NO ! 4th Soph.— Well, then, girls. (All make a motion towards the Freshman, who suddenly decides to take off the pin, and saunters away rather confusedly.) SCENE 3. Cloak Room, 9.20 A. M. Freshman rushes in excitedly. Freshman— Give me my books, please, immediately. (Bell rings.) Oh, can ' t we use the elevator Just once? Of course ? (Incredulously.) Why, the Sophomores said we couldn ' t. 65 ACT II SCENE i. Sophomore Study. Enter Sophomores , singing . Ah, when we were Freshmen gay. Troubles flew unheeded past us. Fun in plenty came our way, No thought of worry overcast us. Now, we ' re Sophs, and cares begin. Work, with many a sigh and frown, oh ! Though we bravely plunge right in. Often seems as if we ' d drown, oh ! ( Enter a belated Soph.) Soph.— Girls, do tell me whether we had ten or twenty pages of history for to-day? Chorus of Sophomores — History again ! ist Soph.— Well, do be quiet, so that I can study it. 2nd Soph. — I must tell you what fun we had — 3rd Soph. — Yes, I saw Maude Adams— 4th Soph.— But I didn ' t see how a triangle— 5th Soph.— The music was — 6th Soph.— And, then, I simply — 7th Soph, {singing) — Oh, tell me, pretty maiden, are— ist Soph, {in despair)— Girls, you must be quiet. Just tell me whether— (Bell rings and girls troop off to a recitation in history.) SCENE 2. History Room. (Sophomores and Prof essor .) ist Soph. — My fountain-pen will not work. 2nd Soph.— Oh, have you a blotter? 3rd Soph.— Listen, he ' s beginning ! 1st Soph.— Professor, will you kindly repeat that ? 2nd Soph.— And the date? 3rd Soph, (in a whisper)— Have you any pencils around here ? Professor — In order to do this, Pericles erected — Sophomores (in chorus, beneath their breath) — Ah ! the bell ! (Exeunt Sophomores, singing) — But now we are Sophomores, and our troubles begin. 66 Nineteen Hundred and Five As we ' re the babies of the college, We ' ll not attempt to shoiv great knowledge ; But children, good as good can be, We ' ll simply say our ABC. A— Us allegiance to JBarnarb anb Class, An wblcb, as is Known, we will always surpass. B-1Ts for 3Barber, ano also for Boor. 5ust 00 to THflest Mall, ano tben take a GOOD [OCR. Ifull soon bou will finb tbat it ' s not at all f unng ; 3Bv. eitber sou mag be all sborn— of sour moneg. C— Us for Gooleg, wbo Draws verg well, anb takes our class minutes— since time boes not sell. D— Us for Dancing, anb also for Dig ; XLbe Dig swears tbat Dancing is not wortb a fig. E— Us Eiams, wbere eacb one woulb fain astonisb tbe worlb witb tbe gifts of ber brain. F— Is for Jf resbmen ; ob, loub raise tbe sbout ! HDUtb migbt will we conquer, anb never give out. G— Us for 3labness, anb ©oobness of beart, Gbat fieeps us all reabg to bolb to our part. |«| —is for Moffman, anb THutcbtnson, too. | — 11s for ffnfancg. Hear us all coo. J| —Us for Sollitg. Gune up tbe Igre ! Us for IKnowlebge, to wbicb we aspire. — 1fs for Xatin, anb Xuncb room, I ' ve bearb. | | — Us for IRvsterice. fcusb! notaworb! N-fs for numbers— we ' re a class of great si3e, anb come from all places unber tbe sfties. O— Us for ©gsters — tbeg ' re seen, anb not bearb. Ho sag we are lifce tbem woulb be quite absurb. P-U tbe pinft of perfection— our flower ; But ours is a wbite ptnfc all in a green bower. Q— Is for ©.ualttg, Question anb ui3. f s Ylaug btg-flve ' s quality perfect t ft is. 67 Us for IReiles ; tben mafte was for Man. TMlbatever sbe wishes to bo, tbat sbe can. Us a Square, mow, to cut it is fair ; Gbougb a cut, to be sure, is not always quite square. f s tbe tbeme we must write ever? weeft— a subject for wbfcb we must constant!? seen. -Us for anion, in wbicb lies our strength. Us our Value we could tell at lengtb. W- ' S tbe nam tbat e ' et flnbs us a way Ho oo our own pleasure anb bave our own was. X— Us a quantits set quite unfcnown. Ht stanbs for our fame on tbe bree3e to be blown. Y— Us for HJou, gentle reaoer, most Wnb. WLe bope tbat our greatness is ttie in sour minb. Z— Is for Eest— now all looft alive! Hala— galu— galaft— galive ! JBarnarb, .IBarnarb, Hineteen- lve. 68 W AT NoT We take pleasure in printing the following as a specimen of the good-will and confidence of our admirers and well-ivishers. TO MY YOUNG FRIENDS, THE EDITORS : So your class is going to get out a Mortarboard, too ! Well, I suppose it can ' t be helped. But if you knew what there is ahead of you, perhaps you would stop before it is too late. Now, it isn ' t often that I volunteer an opinion or offer advice, but there are two or three things I must tell you about. In the first place, do try not to come out bankrupt. There never yet has been a Mortar- board that was a financial success, and I don ' t expect to see one. You see, everything is against you. It isn ' t as if your book had a big circulation like some of the college annuals — quite the reverse. Probably you won ' t be able to sell more than ten copies. And then, maybe the advertisements won ' t come in as you expected. I hear you have a contract. Well, I hope it was signed and sealed and witnessed properly, but most likely it wasn ' t. Oh, I know perfectly well that next year you will be giving a play to pay your debts, and expecting us all to buy tickets for it. I hope you won ' t charge more than twenty=five cents. Another thing you must be careful about is your grinds. You can ' t begin to realize the tender- ness of the instructors ' feelings. Some of the dreadful things written about them have made them unhappy for months. I certainly do hope that you won ' t have that to reproach yourselves with. I shall be glad to think that anything I may have said may have encouraged you or helped to make your book a success. Your friend, nRS. WIGGETT. 70 The Undergraduate ' s Song [Tune: The Major-General ' s Song — Pirates of Penzance. } I am the very model of a perfect undergraduate, I never overcut, at recitations I am never late ; I always know my lessons and delight to answer readily The deep and puzzling questions which the others fail at steadily. I am present at all meetings where a quorum is or ' s meant to be, And remember to address the chair in language parliamentary. I read through every reference book that ' s given out in any course And write neat commentaries on whatever facts I come across ; The questions that I ask are all indicative of intellect, I never leave the subject, or indulge in lengthy retrospect. I write a hand that ' s legible, I show a lot of common sense, And on committees do the work successfully at small expense. I show my college spirit by subscribing for the  « Bulletin, The Morningside and Lit are also things I put my money in. I always pay my dues, and do it solely of my own accord, I laugh at all the jokes in that absurdity, the Mortarboard, In view of which I ' m sure you will not think it over-bold to state That I ' m the very model of a perfect undergraduate. 71 Archaeology in the Year 3000 A. D. When — traveling on the light reflected front Alexander ' s spear — the light of history has swung around to Egypt again, and Alexandria is the centre of civilization. — EXTRACT FROM THE ALEXANDRIA CLASSICAL REVIEW. ' - HE intensely important excavations now being conducted by Professor Art-Hu Rhevans on the banks of the Hudson have so far progressed that the Professor is now quite confident that he has discovered the site of ancient Barnard College. This famous and unique institution for the higher education of women was destroyed— as the contem- porary historian, Fisher, tells us — about the year 1902 by the eruption of a nearby volcano — now extinct — which the ancients called Subway. The architectural details of the building— more interesting than beautiful— will be treated by Professor Art-Hu Rhevans himself in a subsequent article. At present, we are concerned chiefly with the objects found in the building, some of which have a distinct culture historical value. The first of these discoveries was that of a book, or rather a collection of books, in a room bear- ing the hitherto undeciphered inscription, Seniorstudy. The book is square in shape, having a black cover, on which are an inscription and a picture of some animal, done in silver. The contents consist of a curious mixture of prose and verse on miscellaneous subjects. Coming upon a pile of about two hundred of these books, the Professor was greatly delighted, thinking, perhaps, that he had come upon at least a part of the great library which, as we know from other sources, once occu- pied these heights. It was with great disappointment, therefore, that he discovered on investigation that all the books were identical with the first. The purpose of the ancients in having so many of these books cannot at present be determined, unless it was used as a text book. This, however, is hardly likely, for the style of the book is by no means a literary model, and the sentiments contained do not express the highest ideals of the age. Other objects were equally valuable, though of a different sort. Especially we notice a wooden pole with metal arms, somewhat like a conventionalized tree (it may, indeed, have represented one of the extinct species known as hat tree, great groves of which at some time must have covered these regions) discovered in a room marked Juniorstudy. On it hung a card bearing the words: Stolen from the Seniors. Professor Sc ' h-Liem-ann is probably right in his conjecture that this is a totem-pole of some sort, the Seniors being some hostile tribe. Students who take History A in igoo-ot ruill consult the last volume of their notes for exact date, etc. 72 The only human remains so far discovered in the building were found in a small room that must have been used as a dungeon. It is way below the foundations, and seems to have had no exit, as the remains of a heavy wooden wall shut out the front. On the cross-beams and rafters of the room were metal hooks. The purpose of these hooks is not evident ; but as Dr. Au=Gu-St ' mau suggests, since we know from other sources that hanging as a means of execution was used before electricity, these hooks may very well have been used for this. One small skeleton was found in this room, completely buried under fragments of the walls, books, hats, cloaks and rubber shoes ; thus showing that the room may have been used as a store-room. But the most priceless find of all, surpassing in importance even the two hundred books, was the discovery in various parts of the building of certain invaluable manuscripts, by men who were, undoubtedly, famous, though very few of them are mentioned by contemporary writers. They show the marked taste of the Americans for the extravagant and sensational ; as, for instance, to take two of the titles :— The Starving Millionaire ; or, Scattered to Sparrows, by A. M. D , —a work the grim pathos of which is relieved here and there by flashes of sardonic humor— and Evil Days; or, Personal Experiences at the hands of my Barnard Classes, by Q. C. D. O , which, while posing as fact, must be accepted merely as a historical romance. That they were, however, not wholly a frivolous people, but capable of serious and practical effort, is shown by the presence of a brief manuscript entitled, New Illustrated Method of Instruction in Laughing, by N. S. McC . The longest of these manuscripts was a poem in eighteen cantos, called The Mystery of Mirth, by J. T. S , from which we cannot forbear to quote one verse as an example of an entirely new style of Anglo-American poetry : Then, students, be merry and gay — I never should wish you to grind ; For not even should History A Oppress with dark gloom the young mind. We are glad to state that annotated editions of these valuable works are in preparation, and will soon be introduced into the University curriculum at Alexandria. Of the corresponding institution for men, Columbia College, nothing has been discovered. It was, probably, of very little Importance. Probably a post-classical or dialect use of this verb. The Undergraduates Association in Session SB BR f R RO RR RR RRR Cbts la tbe tamous THnoergrao ' TPmbere mans questions vast, ©f grave collegiate import are TUnanimouslv. passed. 74 Answers to Correspondents W. A. B.: (i) I think such a choice in ties would be very tasty. Nothing is more becoming to a brunette than a vivid dash of red. (2) No, it is not necessary to have your clothes pressed more than once a day. That is sufficient to maintain the neat elegance you desire. J. T. S. : (1) Yes, my young friend, you are very wise to be chary of your smiles. A discreet seriousness of demeanor is a charming thing in young men, and very seldom seen in these days. (2) No, I don ' t think it proper to be seen laughing in the class room. Lectures are no place for levity, and laughter is but the crackling of thorns under a pot. C. L. S. : It is certainly very difficult to find anything with which to enliven the rudiments of Italian gram- mar. However, your asking for suggestions shows a good disposition. Have you ever tried amateur theatricals? Delivering the indicative in a tone of light comedy and the Preterite in heavy tragic style, often cheers the student up a little. Stamping the feet and heaving loud sighs —all these little things hold the attention of young people. P. M. Co., T. C. : I am glad you applied the insomnia treatment to your class with such success. I do not think you are wise, however, in devoting the third hour to a quiz. A quiz is apt to be stimulating, and might counteract the good effects of the lectures. N. Q. McC. : (1) No, I do not think your friend, Dr. Knapp, meant anything malicious by saying you had a philosophical mind. He probably meant it for a joke. If I were you I should endeavor to forget the matter and treat him as if nothing had happened, (a) Apply to Cooper Union Art School, if you feel you have sufficient talent. H. Jl. R. : No, indeed, a person of your lung capacity does not need to use a telephone. Still, though you can be heard plainly all over Manhattan, it might possibly be well for you to raise your voice in making long distance calls. 75 M. L. E. : I am afraid that if you dismiss your classes at twenty-five minutes past the hour, they will think that you take no interest in them. Always keep them at least till the second bell rings, and, if you have no other engagement, a few minutes later. G. R. C. : I am so glad to hear that you are fond of reading. Yes, Shakespeare, as you say, is a back num- ber. 1 advise you, by all means, to keep up with good modern literature, such as The Crisis and Collier ' s Weekly. A. M. D. : Yes, beaver hats will be worn very extensively this winter, but you do not need to be afraid of their getting too common. However, I think a long ostrich plume will look too heavy for a small, slight person such as you state yourself to be. Try chiffon and pink rose-buds. 76 Greek B. 3. 6. 7. You poor, deluded folks who have no Greek, And you, poor things, who don ' t have Greek with US, Forgive us, if we ' re not exactly meek ; Remember what choice subjects we discuss. Not all would take such care to hide their light Beneath a bushel-basket, as we do, And, in compassion, touch your feeble sight Merely with dazzles that the chinks let through ; For we ' re the good Tenth Legion- Ipse dixit ! We ' re the good Tenth Legion — We have fought against Euripides and such, That ' s enough. Liddell and Scott ' s our devastating spear ; Though, when we wished to mangle extra much, We ' ve called up G. M. T. from down the rear. We ' re infantry — we wish you all to know We never go on Ponies for a Trot. We don ' t desert ; in fact, as legions go, We ' re quite the best Prize Package of the lot. And we ' re the good Tenth Legion — Ipse dixit ! We ' re the good Tenth Legion On the way. As for Caesar — aye, he hath a gentle guile — You ' d think forced marches hadn ' t elements of fear ; So we follow — follow humbly all the while, Though it may mean total madness in a year. We ' ve cracked more chairs than any class, they say, In mighty bouts with every yae we meet. We cover countless metres on the way ; It ' s awful on our tender Cretic feet ! TO But we ' re the good Tenth Legion- Ipse dixit! We ' re the good Tenth Legion To the end. 77 Famous Women at College ELSIE ' S COLLEGE DAYS [Extracts printed by permission jrom advance sheets of the two hundred and ninety-third volume of the Elsie books. ' ] CHAPTER I One day Elsie was sitting at the piano, softly playing duets to herself, when she heard her father speak in the next room. Elsie! he called. • Yes, papa, she answered, trembling, and hastening to him. What do you wish ? 1 have decided, after some reflection, he replied, to send you to college. We will now begin the necessary preparatory work. You do not know any Greek, of course? No, papa, returned Elsie.  « Bring me the books you see on that table, said Mr. Dinsmore, and we will begin at once. I think it will take you considerably over a month to learn sufficient Greek, but you must not mind that. O, no, I do not, papa, she replied, and hurried to get the books, tears of joy streaming down her face. CHAPTER III One morning, while the lessons were progressing in the usual happy way, the library door was opened with a jerk, and in walked Enna. What on earth are you doing, Brother Horace? she demanded, rudely. I am teaching Elsie Greek, said Mr. Dinsmore. How horrid ! exclaimed Enna, tossing her head. O, no, Enna, cried Elsie, eagerly, it is not at all. We are half way through the Anabasis now, and you cannot imagine how refreshing it is, on this warm day, to read about the soldiers ' feet freezing to their sandals. Nonsense ! said Enna, coarsely. I would not go to college for the world. I do not think that you will, said fir. Dinsmore, coldly. Enna ran out of the room, too angry to speak. « Horace thinks, she said to herself, that I cannot go to college because I ' m not as clever as Elsie. I certainly don ' t want to go, but I will, just on purpose, to plague her and make her miserable. 78 CHAPTER XI How I loathe college I said Enna one day, with a yawn, as she and Elsie were working with half a dozen other Freshmen in the botany laboratory. Never mind, Enna, said Elsie, looking up, brightly. «« It does not matter, you know, if you cannot draw as well as some other people ; for papa says what we come to gain here is wisdom, not knowledge. Enna ' s only answer was to jab her cousin with a dissecting needle. She had never forgiven Elsie for winning five scholarships at the entrance examinations, while she herself had received a corresponding number of conditions. Please do not take a rusty needle next time, Enna, requested Elsie, gently. I am a little afraid of blood-poisoning. Elsie, said Enna, in a few minutes, do tell me what happens to the snowberry when you put the K N OjOn it? I cannot see a little bit through this beastly microscope. No, Enna, replied Elsie, with difficulty restraining a shudder at this language. I cannot tell you, for that would be wrong. You should find out for yourself. Enna lost her temper at this, and screwed down the microscope so suddenly that she broke the cover-glass. What a pity ! said Elsie, sympathetically. It makes no difference, said Enna, for it was not mine. But you will pay for it? said Elsie, a ghast. No, of course not, returned Enna. They only cost a cent. Elsie ' s hand shook so that she could scarcely hold her pencil. What end would Enna come to ? How could any one defraud the college of any sum, even if it were only one cent? When the instructor drew near again, Elsie drew out her purse. M Please, sir, she whispered, this cover-glass is broken, and here is a cent to pay for it. But, oh, she thought, suddenly, as she went downstairs, if he thought it was I who broke it, then I have acted a lie! What shall I do? CHAPTER XIV A meeting of the Board of Trustees was about to adjourn, when a timid knock was heard. Then the door was pushed open, and a slight, trembling figure advanced toward the President. Please, sir, she faltered between her sobs, may I say something? Yes, my dear, said the gentleman, kindly. I have done something very wrong, said Elsie, trying to control herself. Some days ago, another student — I would rather not say who — broke a cover-glass in the laboratory, and refused to pay for it. So I refunded the money, because I did not wish the college to lose anything, but I fear that 1 let the instructor think that it was I who broke the glass. I have acted a lie, and I could not feel happy again till I had confessed it. That was right, my child, said the good President, patting her on the head, and I am proud to know that we have at least one such student in the college. 7 H CHAPTER XXV As the time for the mid-year examinations drew near, most of Elsie ' s classmates were loud with complaints. But it was not so with Elsie. She was sure that the kind faculty would not have held examinations except for the good of the students, and consequently, she knew that she had no right to murmur. Besides, she had prepared her lessons so well day by day that she had no tempta- tion to commit the sin of cramming. But alas for Elsie t On the morning of the first examination she forgot to fill her fountain pen, and was obliged to use a common pen and a bottle of ink instead. This was inconvenient and made her nervous. In the middle of the examination, Enna leaned over and whispered : « ' Elsie, I have forgotten my trot. Lend me yours for a minute. I do not know what you mean, Enna, answered Elsie, with a sweet smile ; but I am sorry I have none for you. Just then the proctor, seeing them talking, came up and asked what was wrong. My cousin has forgotten her trot, sir, replied Elsie. I have none with me, but perhaps you have one that you could lend her for a few minutes. Upon hearing this, the proctor decided that it would be better for him to remain where he was, in order to keep an eye on the unprincipled Enna, who, in consequence of Elsie ' s innocent speech, was burning with anger. She completed her writing before the others, and, as she went out, by a dexterous movement, managed to upset the ink bottle over Elsie ' s book. The ink soaked through and through it, rendering every page absolutely unintelligible. O, what shall I do? cried Elsie, the tears springing to her eyes. Never mind, said the proctor, kindly, 1 will give you a special examination later on, and no doubt you will pass it brilliantly. Thank you, sir, said Elsie, cheering up. You are very good. Of course, Elsie knew, though no one else had noticed, that Enna had spilled the ink purposely. She was quite at a loss, however, to understand the motive for such an act. CHAPTER XXVI That evening, after dinner, Elsie related to her father the circumstances of the morning, refraining, of course, from attaching any blame to Enna. She concluded by saying that the proctor had promised her a special examination. That was well meant, doubtless, replied Mr. Dinsmore, but I cannot permit you to take it. But why not, papa? stammered Elsie. Because special examinations, he answered, are intended only for good and careful stu- dents who remember to fill their fountain pens. Among these you certainly cannot be included. The accident was entirely your own fault. Is not this true? Yes, papa, she murmured. Then let this be a lesson to you, Elsie, said her father. Now go up stairs and prepare your next examination. Good-night. 80 Elsie went slowly upstairs, but not to study. Tears blinded her eyes. They rolled down over her soft cheeks, on her delicate hands. Hot and scalding, they hissed and spluttered, melting the tender flesh. Late that night, Mr. Dinstnore heard a sound as of something dripping in the parlor. On inves= tigating, he found, to his consternation, that water was leaking from above, and had already ruined the ceiling. Supposing that the pipes had burst, he hastened up to Elsie ' s room. When he arrived there, it was to find the entire apartment flooded. Elsie was nowhere to be seen, and it was not until he discovered a mass of golden curls floating on a briny pool that he realized the sad truth. The unhappy man fell prostrate, with a splash. Si The Timing of the Shrew ACT I SCENE : Lunch Room. Kate sitting at a table. Enter Gertrude, who presents her with soup. Kate— What is this stuff you bring ? Qert— An ' it please you, Miss, ' Tis Mulligatawny soup. Kate — ' Tis dish water. Well peppered — e ' en as impudence lem ' s spice To infinite inanity. What ' s next ? Oert— Roast lamb, Miss, and green peas. {Offers second course.) Kate {tastes and flings upon the floor) — You call this meat? It tastes like clothes, well-washed, well- boiled, half dried. Thy peas are pebbles painted sickly green, I ' faith, they smack of the can ! I ' ll touch them not. A pest upon thee ! Bring me my dessert. (Cert brings prunes.) What are these small, these withered objects floating In brown and oozy liquid in this saucer? Qert— An ' it please you, they are prunes. Kate — Thou brazen-face 1 Thou minion, calico-clad and apron-dight! Thou hast the cheek to offer me, it seems, This last infliction of the boarding-house Concomitant of hash and Irish stew — Prunes! — On my life, had I the power, I ' d fain Pelt thee with prune pits, drown thee in thine own Vilely concocted cocoa. (Gert hands check.) Out upon it ! Wilt make me pay for what I cannot eat ? Food fit for cats ? I ' ll do it not. Take that ! ( Tears check into bits and stuffs down Gert ' s neck. Exit furiously, upsetting the gas stove and the cash box.) ACT II ROOM 404. Lobster in the dissecting pan. Instructor— Now, Mistress Kate, if you will but apply To this choice specimen of lobster here Your dainty fingers, and will separate The pulpy substance found within the shell, Behold the nervous system of the beast— 82 Simply, ' tis true, but still more like our own Than that of the Amoeba — Kate— Faugh ! Dost think I ' ll touch the nasty thing? I love not lobster Save a la Newburg, or in salad. Oh, Thou ghoulish grubber-up of wriggling worms, Thou heartless hacker at defenceless creatures ! Would I were master here, the angle worms That He on the campus should devour thy carcass ; Or,. being thyself a lobster, thou shouldst feel The keen dissecting knife go snicker-snack Through thee like this! (Takes a hat-pin from her Mortarboard and sticks it through his finger; then exit.) ACT HI ROOM 204. Instructor— And now for some discussion, flistress Kate, I see by your face you don ' t know how to reason ; It ' s never lighted by a single gleam When I ' m discoursing. Now, then, answer me : If capital and labor be invested On land, what ' s the result? When does the law Of diminishing returns begin to operate? (She does not answer at once, and he throws at her a copy of Bullock.) Kate — An ' I had the wit to answer, I had the wit To flee thy class and thee ; but in plain English I ' ll tell thee— I don ' t know. Instructor— Read Taussig, eh ? What ' s that upon thy head ? A beaver hat ! (Snatches hat and tears it up.) Thus perish ever the caprice of fashion, That causes fluctuations in the price Of hats and diamonds, golden chains and such, And makes my neatest curves all jagg ' d and twisted ! Kate — That ' s my best hat ! You shall not treat it so ! (St ruggles for the fragments, and the instructor jams the waste-basket down on her head.) Instructor— I am not heartless ; nay, I do it for Your good. I fain would have you logical (I ' m sure you learn it in no other class). But there, the bell has struck ; and ere you go Take these as marks of my esteem and interest. (Exit Kate, and instructor throws after her Marshall, Taussig, Dunbar. White, etc.) 83 ACT V THE SAME Instructor — I ' m going to let you do the talking, now. Tell me about our greenback currency ; Is it safe? Elastic? Should it be withdrawn ? Kate — The element of credit enters in, And, being unsafe, it ought to be withdrawn. I know not whether Bullock states it thus, But that is YOUR opinion— and the truth. Class in Chorus — What ! what I So suddenly meek? Why, what doth ail her? I ' d be ashamed to give instructors taffy, And sing their praises to their very faces. She ' s looking for an A — or else this man Hath so subdued her by his cold, keen sarcasm, That she ' s become the meekest of us all. Kate— Now, wherefore hold your heads so high In scorn Of me, because I now do know my duty, And realize the undergraduate Should be the soul of meek propriety ; Should never answer back or contradict Instructors ; should do all the outside reading ; Should not rebel when kept beyond the hour ; Nor cut, nor bluff, nor answer Unprepared ; Nor should she do all this for marks ' sake, but To please the noble, gentle Faculty, That doth so kindly condescend to her Low level of intellectuality. Each word of theirs is like a precious jewel, To be treasured up in notebooks manifold. Each wise opinion to be noted down And straightway to become our own, so that We may become well-rounded, many-sided. Thus should the undergraduate be found In all things meek, serene and dutiful. Elizabeth and Her College Garden T decided, early this year, that, if I was to get any good out of my college life, a$ little as possible of my time should be spent indoors. Row can my soul grow in a little room in Tiske Rail, or in a class-room where the air is so bad that no one would want to take it away in a box to use as a commodity? now, T do not like to play basketball or tennis. I cannot dream when T am doing such things, or float along in lemon-colored and blue polka-dotted clouds of happiness, neither do 1 care to waste much time in the book-store or in the library, the wooden shallowness of the one, and the chilly, ghostly atmosphere of the other fill me with a sense of oppression like that produced by the combi- nation of lobster and fudge, no, I am really happy only in my garden. my garden is generally known as the Court. When T first took it under my charge, little had been done to improve it. there was merely a round flower-bed in the centre, with four paths leading from it, and four grass-plots, my first move was to buy a quantity of small evergreen trees and have them planted at such intervals that, if they ever grow at all, they will choke each other to death, this arrangement has the additional advantage of cutting up the lawn as much as possible, then, the dear trees are so delightfully dusty ! not a speck can fall on the paths or on me while the evergreens are there to catch it. the round bed T have had planted with rhododendrons. Sometimes they blossom, then how happy T am ! What joy to see, to touch them, to know that they are angiosperms, to observe that they have leaves and stems ! Ulbcn T can have such pleasures, do T long to receive at teas, to go to the Junior Ball, to get up variety shows? not much. the gardener T have at present is just the man for the place. Re will not do anything T tell him, to be sure ; but, T merely intimate my wishes to his wife, whom he always obeys implicitly. jfl regulation lately invented by seme one prejudiced in favor of eating at tables— slavish custom -is now in force, forbidding students to take their luncheon into the garden. Before this enactment, it was my delight to eat my daily radish and five o ' clock tea biscuit under the shade of a little tree whose leaves, in the spring, were always a charming shade of red. the color of the foliage was particularly grateful, lending, as it did, a soft glow most becoming to my complexion. Rere T would sit in bliss, munching my radish, reading Mi red JSusten, and watching the gardener water the dear, dirty evergreens. 5 English B Gbere waa a girl, in Engliab 38, Sat reabing in a booh ; Sbe lecturer sbe woulb not sec, TRor Deign on bim to Ioor. 38ut wben eiame were on ua, JSut wben eiams were on ua, Sbe paeeeb, anb got a J6. Gbere wae a girl, in JEnglisb JB, Sbe tool? notea by tbe earb; (Xbe lecturer, be aaib, aaib be, ffietbinfta you work too barb. JSut wben eianta were on ue, JBut wben eiama were on ua, Sbe paeaeb, anD got a 2 . jfrfcnD, if you aaRe , Sbe moral, prag? 3a bave bone mane, 1? tbtnft if eboulD be forceb to sag, Cbere ian ' t any. 86 Poetic Epitomes of Biology I THE AMCEBA The Amoeba is a gentle beast, And withal so polite— To give Itself «« the Right of Way, It separates in two, they say. One Part precedes the Other, quite As though it were another Beast. A Thing most strange, to say the least THE HYDRA What is this that claws about, Waxing thin, then waxing stout, With green-horned Things thrust out? Parasites around it cling. Oh, the horrid, grewsome Thing ! Breathe it low, its Name is this : Fearful Hydra Viridls. THE EARTHWORM Oh, Earthworm, gentle Earthworm, I cannot find your head 1 Just look for my anterior end, The gentle Earthworm said. Oh, Earthworm, gentle Earthworm, You look so round to me ! There ' s nothing strange, he answered, 5n Bilateral symmetry. Oh, Earthworm, gentle Earthworm, By what means are you fed? My pharynx is a suction-pump, The gentle Earthworm said. THE PARAflCECIUM The wily Paramecium, It pounces on its Prey ; It ciliates them down at once Then gaily goes Its Way. 88 [We take pleasure in printing the following as a sample of the most popular style of daily theme written in English I this year.} RHAPSODY N the heavy leaden hours before dawn, a filmy f orm — a vapor — a mere mortal nothingness — dragged its weary length up a slope toward a pine tree, whose anguished arms were outlined against the hush of the break- ing day. At the base of the tree the figure knelt, and, clasping the trunk, rubbed her face passionately against the rough bark. I am lonely! lonely! she cried. Everything pierces my heart — even the stars are pointed. Her falling tears watered the tiny ferns ; but they, ungrateful through the gentle moisture of her sorrow, only grew more brightly green. All nature was unfeeling — no sensitive plant grew near. When the bold red sun arose, back she shrank before its brazen inquisitiveness. She could not stand it. And so, quivering, away from its garish blare, with bent eyes, she carried her aching heart down the hillside — her Alma Mater being situated at the bottom. W. T. B. His thinking is clear, But his speech is erratic ; If you wait, ' twill appear His thinking is clear. But can what-nots cohere? Or be very emphatic ? His thinking is clear, But his speech IS erratic. 89 Recent Classical Research Two of the members of igoj were offered University Fellowships in Classics during their freshman year. Both accepted, one going to Rome, the other to Athens. In the course of their work, they came upon the following rather interesting tomb-inscriptions , which are now for the first time ptit in print. The verses have been marked off and punctuated in as accurate a manner as the light of nature would allow. For convenience sake, handy translations by Gelett Burgess and others are appended. EH obirore [iovv eidov TTop j vper v ovtvot ' k ni u ToiavTT v 6eIv. tyu (if an] Tieyeiv dvvafiat fiov?to j.ai fiaXkov ISelv ? elvai. II Pendet mantile a muro ; Nescio quo, nihil euro. Porta patet ; — oportet Dicere — hoc mihi placet. Ill ' luavvT ? (papfianov kdrjKev ev to) oivu ra r f f lTpd . ? fiiv axova ' inredavev n fie iraTi p i vtaoaro. TLpd Aid? e p7i ri vvv el typevo? ; 90 Pinxit quondam liberos Elephas caeruleos Nonne rari — turn marita — Hi videntur, mea vita ? Atque pater respondit Haud scio an hoc verum sit. V arcyr] fj,ev EX ei f eya?a v oxo i)v ixjf r Xiov neifiev? , Tol-xovg 6s XP ' I 1 ' ovaax iv avrtjv Tovroi.q ye ova TjSovi . VI Puella Nigris vecta Tigre est profecta. Iuserta est puella Nigris Et dulce ridens revertit tigris. T cM e ) DVLCE R D EN 5 It ivould be interesting to know whether the translator has really confused the notions of elephant and kangaroo, or whether the apparent inconsistency is due to a slight shift in the point of view. But, perhaps, this is one of the things we shall never know to a certainty. 9i English Translation i I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one ; But I can tell you, anyhow, I ' d rather see than be one. II The towel hangs upon the wall, And, somehow, I don ' t care at all. The door is open ; I must say, I rather fancy it that way. Ill Johnny put poison in his mother ' s tea ; His mother died in agony. Johnny ' s father was sorely vexed. He said, Now, really, John, what next? IV There once was an old kangaroo, Who painted his children sky-blue. His wife said, My dear, Don ' t you think they look queer? And said he, I don ' t know but they do. V The roof, he has a lazy time A-lying in the sun. The four walls have to hold him up — They don ' t have much fun. VI There was a young lady of Niger, Who went for a ride on a tiger. They came back from the ride With the lady inside, And a smile on the face of the tiger. 92 To One in the Faculty I thought you would be all to me For which my soul did pine, Grave Science ' s epitome, An intellectual shrine All wreathed about with A ' s and honors, And every honor mine. But, alas ! alas ! with me Your light is covered o ' er. No more — no more — no more — Shall I listen to you breathlessly As I have done before ; And all because it was a D I got, and nothing more. Mistakes were all you noticed, And, where I deepest felt, You merely made a protest Against the way I spelt. You, to whose soul and insight My reverent spirit knelt. Strange, that all this were lacking In one who seemed so grand ; The mind is disillusioned That did too much demand. I see this D ; it proves to me You did not understand. 93 The Professors at the Tea-Table DRAMATIS PERSON E : Thrent (a singularly broad-minded man.) Ewster (who is present, yet absent.) Owell (a celebrated actor.) Notwell (a benevolent despot.) Pearl (author of that famous work, Drones Must Die. ) Nap (the noblest Roman of them all.) Prichards (to whom the simplest flower that blows bring thoughts too deep for tears.) [Thrent is pouring lea at a table, at the other end of which Nap is negligently sealed. Near Nap is Pearl. At Thrent ' s right hand sits Owell, with arm on table and chin in hand. At Thrent ' s left hand is Ewster, who, from time to time, while ruminating, lifts the whole tabic with his knees and softly rocks it to and fro.] Thrent— Cream and sugar, William? Ewster— Yes, please. Thrent (pleasantly)— That ' s right. Nothing brings out the flavor of tea like cream and sugar. Cream and sugar, George ? Owell— Neither, thank you. Thrent (kindly) — There ' s nothing I like to see so much as originality, even In tea-drinking. Besides, cream and sugar often drown the delicate flavor of tea. Pearl— Where ' s Prichards ? Ewster— He ' s been sitting up all night with some — ah — beans, trying to make them sprout— and all that sort of thing. I daresay he is having a final tussle with them. (Loud tramping in the hall.) Ah, there he is now. (Enter Prichards, holding a small potted geranium in one hand, while with the other he carefully sup- ports one oj the leaves wrapped in tinfoil.) Prichards (excitedly)— never saw such obstinate beans in all my life. Pearl (pointing to the geranium)— What ' s that? 94 Prichards— That? Oh, that ' s an experiment. But, you see, if I let go of this leaf, the weight of this foil would pull it off. So I— ah— 1 thought I ' d support it until the experiment is over. Thrent — But, my dear fellow, how can you drink your tea? Prichards (looking around helplessly) — Won ' t one of you hold it a while? Ewster— Here, I will. Prichards — Thanks. (Seises some bread and butter and sits down.) (Enter Nolwell.) Thrent — Have some tea, Notwell. You must be tired after that history examination. Notwell (gloomily) — I have just completed my perusal of the papers, and 1 must own that 1 am bitterly disappointed— bitterly. Thrent— Well, they are rather a dull class. Pearl (snappily)— -Not at all. Thrent — But, if you view the matter in another light, there may be something quite brilliant about them. Notwell — Will you believe it? Some of them couldn ' t tell me what effect the Memphian Dynas- ties and the invasion of the Hyksos had upon the present nominating system and construction of party platforms in caucus and convention ? Nap— O ! Stultisslma? stultlssimarum ! Ubi Terrarum ! Owell — ny class does not disappoint me. Their progress is really astonishing. I should like to read you an essay I have in my pocket which one of my young friends at Columbia handed in to me. Ah, here it is. (Reads.) FIDO Fido is the name of my bull pup. Fido has four legs and one eye. He would have had two eyes, but a cat took one out when he was still young. Around his neck he wears — Well, that ' s enough to show you his style. I think it ' s well past the usual Freshman essay, don ' t you? There ' s something very original about that. Thrent — In many respects, my dear George, it is delightful. Ewster — There ' s not much analytics, — logic, — or what=not in it, you know. Thrent — Judging it from that standpoint, I can ' t say that it is worth much. Nap — Exegit monumentum aere perennius — Owell (to Pearl, irritably)— Can ' t he speak English ? 95 Pearl— No, he ' s never had time to learn, poor fellow, he began Latin so early. He likes the sound of English poetry, though. Can ' t you recite us something? Owed — I ' ll give you a little song by Shakespeare. I ' m not sure I can remember it all, but it goes something like this : When icicles hang by the wall, And Dick the Shepherd blows his — Dear me ! I ' ve forgotten it. I ' ll begin again. When icicles hang by the wall, And Dick the Shepherd blows his— {Impatiently)— What does the fellow blow, anyway? Oh, well, I ' ll make it up as I go along. It ' s just the same. When icicles hang by the wall, And Dick the Shepherd blows his horn — Oh, no, it ' s blows his nails ; but {with a flashing smile), nails are a sort of horn, anyway. Thrent— That might be called one of the sweetest little gems in the English language. Owell— But listen to this : That time of life thou mayst in me behold— Thrent — Yes— yes— probably one of the best things of its kind ever — {Loud roar from Prichards.) What ' s the matter? Prichards — Ewster ' s chewed the top off my geranium ! Ewster {with a start)— I ' m very sorry, Prichards. I — I— In a moment of abstraction, I am likely to— Nap — Quo vobis mentes dementes sese flexere viai ? Prichards {crossly)— What ' s that? Pearl {politely)— Shall I translate it into Greek for you? Prichards— No, I ' m going. I ' ve been looking at this tea of yours, Thrent, and find it so abnor- mally cultivated as to be positively revolting. Why — Ewster {choking) — Gug-gug-gug — Thrent {leaping up) — He ' s swallowed his teaspoon ! Owell— There ! I told you not to se t him thinking. {All join in clapping Ewster on the back, while Prichards produces his forceps.) [CURTAIN.] 96 Disillusioned When college days are young, lass, And you are rather green, nor yet bad quizzes sprung, lass, nor interviewed tbe Dean- Chen, bey for teas and plays, lass, And loin tbe Deutscber Krels ; Unbeedful, go your ways, lass, Of upper class advice. UPben college days are old, lass, And you, a weary grind, Ulitb more tban it can bold, lass, Rave crammed your little mind— 60 borne and take a rest, lass, Cbe spent and flunked among ; Cite is not quite tbe lest, lass, Tt seemed wben you were young. 97 The Cla,ss of 1903 Jessie Alice Addoms, Brooklyn, N. V. There has fallen a Brooklyn tear From the ticket-man at the gate, As he softly sighs, At last, she is here ! ' Tis better never than late. Marion Elisabeth Pkuyn Ball, New York. We little thought, when we came back, To college in the fall, That we should find among us here A real live Junior Ball. Guliet.ma Fell Alsop, Brooklyn, N. Y. Alas, (iulielma ! we would fain Thy pleasant friendship claim ; But no, it is impossible — We cannot speak thy name ! Alice Clara Judith Bamberger, New York. Most royally, most loyally, When we entertain, you ' ll see This maiden making music for The class of Nineteen-three. 100 Anita Gella Cahn, New York. Helen Louise Cohen, New York Why will it vex itself and twist its face into bewitching little nut-crackers ? My mind to me a kingdom is, Such perfect joy therein I find. Florence Palmer Cheesman, New York. In case should slip your memory, And you should wax wroth worth- lessly, Look in the cars and you will see The wealth of worth of F. P. C. Ellice Heaton Fitch, New York In fields of undiscovered thought, obscure and hazy, Her inmost heart and soul are vegetating ; Disturb her not ; she ' s not asleep or lazy, She ' s merely meditating. Gertrude Helen Clark, New York. She is as peaceful as a lake In some far rural place ; Only the ripple of a smile Disturbs her placid face. Edna Louise Fry Wheu Edna in her magnitude Goes skipping gaily by, You ' re forced to cry, respectfully Sure, that is no small fry. Mary Groff, Jersey City, N. J. Elsa Goi.dina Herzfeld, New York Life ' s full of mysteries, — strange enough That you, who are so mild, should be called Groff. Hier wird nur Deutsch ge- sprochen. Clara Emily Gruening, New York. When dressed in laurel wreaths you shine And tune your soft, melodious notes, You seem a sister of the Nine, Or Phcebus ' self in petticoats. Sadie Adeline Holt, Waverly, Mass. When I was rounding Dead Man ' s curve, A-waiting for the jolt, I jumped when the conductor cried, ' ' You people git a Holt ! Mary Frederica Harrison, Brooklyn, N. Y. Ida May Hope, New York. Don ' t look to others; come direct to me Whenever you want sympathy or tea. In class it is proper to do as you do, Never to speak till you ' re spoken to; But before instructors don ' t shake with fright, They will not hurt you, they ' re harmless- quite. 102 Elizabeth Horn, Belvidere, N.J. May Amerman Johnson, Brooklyn, N. The girls that like to study hard Don ' t grow on every tree ; Rut, though they ' re few, wc hnv the luck To have one here, vou see. She looks very mild, But beware her committee ! You think she ' s a child — She looks very mild ; But you ' ll find you ' re beguiled, If you trust to her pity. She looks very mild, But beware her committee ! Clare Maclellen Howard, New York. Edna Blanche Jones, New York. Give her a dress, a la Josephine, With an old, old harpsichord, Barrack Room Ballads, and lots of puns And she ' s warranted not to be bored. How very ungrammatical ! — Edna B. Jones. You see, It ' s hardly accurate, besides She may not always be. Ruth Bouton Howe, Geneseo, N. Y. Jessie Kaufmann, New York. Y T ou don ' t know how? You should, by now ; Just make a bow, And — this is Howe. I thought I heard Anita Cahn A-talking in the hall ; I looked, and found it Jessie, not Anita Cahn at all. They talk alike! I muttered What ' s The difference, after all ? Helen Louise King, New York. Marion Elizabeth Latham, New York. For classics her mind ever yearns, For classics her soul ever burns, But a good modern joke Will to laughter provoke, This maid who to far ages turns. With sleeves rolled up and apron blue, This maiden works the whole day through, We very greatly fear lest she Will turn into NCI. 2. Lucile Kohn, New York. All winter long she studies Greek And gets unnumbered A ' s, In summer, her diversions are Ruripides ' s plays. think it must be very nice To have a classic mind, But those who think another way Say : Oh, the Greece-y grind ! ' Hilda Le Grand Lock wood, New York. She bore it all, the Rhetoric, The History we had, But Economics was too much ; She left — and we are sad. Els beth Krokber, New York. Elsbeth, I always think of you As coming after dues, You ' ve dunned me so I ' ve won- dered : Is my money mine to use ? May Merrill, Minneapolis, Minn. Late came she to our cheerful ranks, Seraphic, fair, and free from pranks, But not too late a boon to be To those who manage play or tea. 104 Jean Wallace Miller, New York. Sadie Floy Nones, New York. Her gaze is severe, Rut her heart ' s sympathetic. If you look, you will fear; — Her gaze is severe — Till you draw very near, Then you find it ' s magnetic. Her gaze is severe, But her heart ' s sympathetic. The Bulletin editors gather the fame That to their position accrues ; They gather the money, the praise and the name — While young Sadie gathers the news. Mary Warren Moen, New York. Things come my way, I ' m blithe as may ; Push by, child, let me pass ! I cut much ice, For I ' m the Vice- President of this class. Ethel Manter Pool, New York. I love to gaze upon a child ; A young bud bursting into blos- som, Artless as Eve, yet unbeguiled, And agile as a young opossum. Ethel Blanchard Newton, Montclair, N. J. In mathematics she ' s supreme And has acquired much fame, Which goes to show Shakespeare was wrong When he said, What ' s in a name ? Katherine ELLEN Poole, Fairbault, Minn. With temper calm and sweetest smile, You ' ll find this maiden all the while. She surely has a recipe That makes her act so wondrouslv. l°5 Florence EThki. RaUh, New York. Her slow ui)sterious look, Her dark hair ' s somber curl Fill us with wonder as we view This Aubrey Beardsley girl. Laura Randolph Seguine, Rosebank, N. Y. I wish I had a jelly glass That was quite full of jam — I ' d never do a single thing but Cram, and cram, and cram. Amelia Maude Robinson, Savville, N. V. 3i Fra ' Sayville ' s bonnie braes ye come. Vet, lassie, dinna fear ; Ye dinna look Sae-villaiuous As city folks might speir. Maisie Seville Shainwald, New York. Wee sleekit timorous cowerin ' beastie — . Helen Mh.es Rogers, Fond du Lac, Wis. Ye love little Helen, her heart is so warm, And if you don ' t cross her, she ' ll do you no harm ; So don ' t contradict her, or else if you do, (ret under the table and wait till she ' s through. Lucy Fidelia Sherman, Peekskill, N. Y. Mary had a little lamb ; But Mary ' s graduated. The lamb has never been the same Since they were separated. Be some one else ' s little lamb, There ' s naught to peak and pine about ; And gentle, clinging natures must Have something to entwine about. 1 06 Madeleine Dayrell Skinner, Brooklyn, X.V Bessie Ilsley Thompson, Brooklyn, N. Y. The house resounds ! The rafters shake ! The doors rebound ! The windows quake !- Xo giant stalking By, at all, It ' s Mad ' leine walking Down the hall . Some of our class with fancy freaks And frenzies fine are overflow- ing; But some, thank goodness, have enough Plain common sense to keep us going. Carita Spenser, New York. Right merry months, with tender hand, She led us by the nose, And with much kindness urged us on Whatever path she chose. And then with coldness obdurate, In spite of all our fuss, She left for nineteen-two, and oh ! The difference to us ! Laura Knowles Van Cisk, Summit, X.J This maiden has a gentle heart And very charitable mind, She loves to sing on chapel days And in the Settlements be kind. [rma Regina Stern, New York. A maid there dwelt by Hudson ' s stream : Right royally did she And hospitably entertain The class of nineteen-three. Adelheid Nettie Wai.lach, New York. Who wrote the theme i • ' I know, said Adele, I know very well Who wrote the theme. How do you know ? I sit near and spy With my little eye, That ' s how I know. 107 Elizabeth Roe Walters, New York. Alice Marion Waugh, Brooklyn, N. V. She came to us from Little Neck, But her head is not so small, Iu higher mathematics, We find, she knows it all. I tiuk dem folks ' s is foolish Dat frets agin de law ; tink dat we wuz wuss off ' Fore de comiu ' ob de Waugh. Anna Goodwin Ware, New York. A maiden to candor inclined, With a wholesome and truth-loving mind, She tells you at once If she thinks you ' re a dunce, And, somehow, you really don ' t mind. Ethel Dodge Wilcox, New Rochelle, N. Y Are those the teacher ' s tones we hear, So firm and free from doubt ? No, that is only Ethel ' s voice A-sifting matters out. Louise Josephine Colvin Toscano, Astoria, N. Y. To all our pleadings she did turn A chilly, heedless ear, Too modest was Louise, and so — Her picture is not here. 108 Remarkable Omissions in the 1903 Mortarboard Jokes about the elevator. Remarks on the size of the u Mortarboard n room. Laments over daily theme subjects. Budding romances between Barnard and Columbia. 109 YOUMANS Celebrated Hats ROUND HATS AND BONNETS CORRECT STYLES IN GOLFING AND OUTING HATS 1107-1109 Broadway f Madison Square, West 158 Broadway f near Liberty ( AUTHORIZED AGENTS IN PRINCIPAL CITIES ) WRITE FOR BOOKLET OF STYLES PURSSELL M ' F ' G CO. Catering for Afternoon Teas, At Homes, Weddings and Receptions. Dainty Cakes in Artistic Designs for Bonbons and Chocolates of Exquisite Teas and Birthdays. Flavor and Rich Material. 916 BROADWAY COLUMBUS AVE. at 76th ST. SIXTH AVE. at 51st ST. ZELLER. LADIES ' TAILOR AND HABIT MAKER 12 and 14 West 27th Street One door W. of Broadway TAILOR MADE GOWNS TO ORDER. 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Our make stands without a rival for perfection of fit and must not be compared to the shapeless four fingers and thumb of which the market is flooded. OUR SPECIALTY: Gloves made to order to match costume in one day T M PHiNflT fb PIE New York. 2 W. 14th St.. Cor. 5th Ave. U. 111. 1 nHNUl CL li 1L, i Brooklyn. 480 Fulton St.. above Elm PI. GLOVES f 4 The Reason Why Why is it, the refined and intelligent arc asking, that we hear so much about the Windsor Boudoir? A single treatment or the faithful use of anv of our preparations according to direc- tions will convince the most skeptical. We have succeeded in proving our new system of treating all unfavorable condi- tions of the hair and scalp to be the most reasonable, hygienic, and thoroughly suc- cessful of any now demonstrated in this country. Persons undergoing a short course of treatment are invariably astonished at the results produced. 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CITY American and Foreign TEACHERS ' AGENCY Supplies Colleges, Schools and Families with Professors, Teachers, Tutors and Governesses, resident or visiting, American or Foreign. Parents aided in choice of schools. MRS. M. J. YOUNG-FULTON 23 UNION SQUARE NEW YORK mi The Twentieth Street Tea Rooms 44 WEST 20th STREET SACHETS DE TOILETTE Du Dr. Dys THE MOST ATTRACTIVE LUNCH ROOMS IN NEW YORK CITY Luncheon Served from 11 until 3 Afternoon Tea frcm 3 until 5 The Rooms will be let evenings for Receptions, Society Meetings and Card Parties. Attendanc e and Refreshments furnished if desired. l ' OR PARTICULARS INQUIRE OF MISS M. E. ARMSTRONG MANAGER Everj woman should endeavor to preserve a youthful an J fresh com- plexion as !ony as possible. The only way in which this can be accom- plished is by usins; Dr. Dys ' Sachets Je Toilette night and morning, and to beyin usint; them while very young-. These Sachets are expen- sive, they vary in price from to $6.25 per box of fifty Sachets, but are unrivalled for conferring a bright and beautiful complexion upon those who use them. With the Sachets is used a skin tonic, Seve Dermale. $2. to per tlacon, and a Cream la Dysaline. $0.75 per jar, which are wonderfully beneficent to the com- plexion. V. D A RSY 21 W. 30th St., Suite S. New York THE SMITH , EGGE Automatic Hand Sewing Machine Price $2.00 Very compact. Will earn its cost in a week. Not a toy but a well built machine, with automatic tension, stitch and feed regulator. Weighs less than two pounds and can be readily packed in a hand bag or trunk. Is in- valuable to ladies at home or when traveling. FOR SALE BY JOHN WANAHAKER Broadway and 10th Street SIEGEL=COOPER CO. Sixth Ave. and 18th S ' . BARNETT BROTHERS J. J. McKENNA LAMBERT BROTHERS LADIES ' THIRD AVENUE. CORNER. 58th STREET TAILOR -: M 293 Fifth Ave., Bet. 30th 31st Sts., New York Mme. J. M. Cary-Pardee Everything in Solid Gold and Sterling Silver Class, Fraternity and Fla Pins IMPORTER OF Exclusive Designs Prices Depend on Quantity Enamel — Only the Finest Quali ty Always Guaranteed Designs Cheerfully Submitted Factory on the Premises FINE MILLINERY 297 Fifth Ave. (Near 31st St.) New York PACH BROS. PHOTOGRAPHERS Ivory Hiniatures, Carbons, Crayons and Pastels THE WEST SIDE HOME OF ART AND SCIENCE Rockwood, Jr. Artist ■ Photographer 2388 BROADWAY ( 87th STREET 1 ON THE OROUND FLOOR Cabinet Photographs, $4 per Dozen BR0ADWAY _ NEW YORK Superior Work at Reasonable Prices corner 2id street INTERPINES • ' K if DR. SEWARD ' S HOHE FOR INVALIDS Long established, thoroughly well known and recommended by the profession. Treatment : Homoeopathic and Scientific. Nervous and mental diseases a specialty. No objectionable cases received. Dr. Seward, Sr. may be consulted at his New York Cit} T office, 200 West 70th Street, Monday and Thursday of each week — hours 1.30 p. m. to 3.30 p. m. LONG DISTANCE TELEPHONE CALL GOSHEN 3 FREDERICK W. SEWARD, M. D., FREDERICK W. SEWARD, Jr., M. D., Resident Physicians Information May Be Obtained at Any Time From DR. J. PERRY SEWARD, Associate Physician, 200 West 70th St., New York City.— Tel. Call, 18 Columbus xvi Index to Advertisements Barnett Bros xiv Bentley, Chas. E A Brooks Bros D Cary-Pardee, Mme xv Chanut ii Clark Wilkius vii Clyde S. S. Co x Columbia Book Store viii Cooper, Peter . vi Cotrell Leonard iv Coyriere. Miriam E xiii Crouch Fitzgerald vi Darsy, V xiv Devoe Co., F. W vi Dorr, Mrs., School ix Douthitt, J. F xi xii Durland ' s Riding Academy iv Eimer Amend v Elaine v Elliott Co ... xx Garrettson Co., F. P xiii Gerrish, Miss, School xiii Hopkins, F. T • xix Horton, J. M xix Knox C Koch Co A Lambert Bros xv Le Bihan x Mazzetti, Louis F iv McCreery Co., James B McKenna, J. J. . . xv Platfs C hlorides The Household Disinfectant 1 An odorless, colorless liquid ; powerful, safe and cheap. Instantly destroys foul odors and chemically neutralizes disease- breeding matter. Especially prepared to meet the daily sanitary uses of the careful housekeeper; for purifying the waste pipes, water closets, sinks, cesspools, etc.; for sprinkling about the cellars, stables and all suspicious places where disease germs lurk. Sold in quart bottles only, by druggists, high class grocers, department stores and dealers in house furnishing goods. Prepared on ly by Henry B. Piatt, Piatt Street, New York. HONORS for graduates are fully expressed by presenting a I Waterman ' s Ideal Fountain Pen Solid Gold and Sterling Silver in Latest Designs The Ideal Pen for the Student L. E. WATERMAN CO. The Largest Fountain-Ten Manufacturers in the World 157 BROADWAY - - NEW YORK xviji Index to Advertisements i Continued Meyer Jonasson Co. Miller, H. W Muller, Chas. R. . . Nauss Bros Nicholas in v Purssell Mfg. Co Robinson, Andrew J., Co. Rockwood R. G Sachs ' s, Dr. Julius .... Sanborn, Elmer E. . . Seward ' s, Dr Sohmer. ...... 11 D xv viii ix viii xvi vi Oestreicher, J. J xiii Pach Bros ' . xv I Parkinson x Peck Peck viii i Piatt ' s Chlorides xviii Strouse, Adler Co . xvii The Berkeley School ix Misses Ely School ix Peebles Thompson School ix Veltin School . ix Smith Egge Co xiv Treat Converse viii Twentieth Street Tea Rooms . xiv Waide, Milton vii Waldeyer Betts xiii Waterman, L. E xviii Windsor Boudoir .... iii Youmans i j Young-Fulton, Mrs. M.J xiii Xeller , . . ii HORTON ' S ICE CREAM Charlotte Russes, and Fancy Cakes are as near perfect as it is possible to make them None Can Be JVlade Better Try them — they will speak for themselves All orders promptly filled DEPOTS 142 West 125th Street 305 Fourth Avenue 302 Columbus Avenue 115 Park Row A SKIN OF BEAUIY IS A JOY FOREVER DR. T. FELIX GOURAUD ' S ORIENTAL CREAM OR MAGICAL BEAUTIFIER PURIFIES AS WELL AS BEAUTIFIES THE SKIN No Other Cosmetic Will Do It Removes Tan, Pimples, Freckles, Moth Patches, Rash and  kin Diseases, and every blemish on beauty, and defies detection. It has stood the test of 54 years and is so harmless we taste it to be sure it is properly made. Accept no counterfeit of similar name. Dr. L. A. Savre said to a lady of the hautton (a patient): As you ladies will use them. I recommend ' Gouraud ' s Cream ' as the least harmful of all Skin Prepara- tions. ' ' One bottle will last six months, using: it every day. GOURAUD ' S POUDRE SUBTILE re- moves superfluous hair without in- jury to the skin. FERD T. HOPKINS. Prop ' r., 37 Great Jones St., New York. Vol silk- bj nil Qruggisls and Famy Goods Dealers throughout the V. S., The Views of a Chicago Lady A lady prominent in Chicago society circles writes as follows to Ferd T. Hopkins, 37 Great Jones Street, New York, regarding his cele- brated Gouraud ' s Oriental Cream : I have used vour temedv for freckles and pimples and can cheerfully recommend it to all ladies thus afflicted. It is certainly a great remedy and purifies as well as beauti- fies tr.e skin. — Chicago Journal. Commencement Invitations and Class Day Programs Cbe 0hb. f). Gliofl Co, CLASS AND FRATERNITY STATIONERY FRATERNITY CARDS AND VISITING CARDS MENUS AND DANCE PROGRAMS ROOK PLATES CLASS PINS AND MEDALS Class Annuals and Artistic Printing Salesroom: 1527 Chestnut Street. Works: Cor. ml) St. and Cehigb Jive., Philadelphia, Pa.