Bangor High School - Oracle Yearbook (Bangor, ME)

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Speaking of Vice . . lt was a warm lndiansummer dayin ' If the Garden of Officialdom. Spiro T. was lounging around at the foot of the Tree of Plenty, comfortably wrapped in his magnolia leaf and munching on the great golden apple of American big-business. Spiro had slowly come to realize that he mustnow finish the whole thing, core and all,' in order to eliminate all evidence of his glutton- ous crime. - T S Suddenly, all was darkness, .andthe g rain began and the thunder rumbled, and the flash of lightning revealed to Spiro a pair of piercing snake eyes glaring at him from the tree. A strange and terrible voice hissedathim from the blackness: Q S 5 S Q V X, You're looking slightly green, my A friend- it seems your game' is - through. . .Sl guess you just bit off a ' little,-more than you can chew! . e Spiro belchedcand, grinning sheepish- ly, backed out through the garden gates and home to his' beloved Beth- esda where he took two Alka-Seltzer and lay down for a few years to sleep gatauoff... e ' Back at the Garden, Poor Richard was trying desperately topolish Soff the ' 'applef Just as he was beginningto enjoy himself, thehateful Sirician S Snake poppedeoutof the apple's core S and s at insultin l about the man's T . D S . S QV' e lravenous appetite. ' ' S lVIy work is demanding, you know the old saying: 'An apple aday keeps the doctor away. ' S l knowall about hunger, Tricky Dick--for lam actually a- TAPESworm in disguise! -S S ' ' r Richard's eyes widened in horror, e then gradually took on an amused ex- pression. . . Ah, then you must dine with me, my dear serpent. lVly larder, S is nigh empty, for much of what I had stored for the cold winter nights is now missing or stolen, and what remains S has grown stale and tasteless. . .but youare welcome to whatfl have. Het smiled. g it lg e S The snake smiled, also, then .sli- thered back into his hole toenibble on the apple fromthe inside outwards. -Debby Eaton S S S , S r

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