Baltimore Junior College - Courtier Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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NT COMMENCEME

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D N A S R E P S E V

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT lClass of June, I950 We, the members of the Class of June, 1951, being of sound mi well, pos- sessing minds and bodies, do hereby establish this, our last will and testament. To DR. BAKER we leave a razor. To MR. DON RANKIN we leave 0 hammer to replace the gavel he ruined by using it on the Student Council. To MISS BADER we leave a department store manned by her students. To MR. BROWN we leave all the lovely coeds. To MR. LEWIS we leove o tope-recorder that works. To MR. HARTER we leave a French poodle with Spanish tendencies. To MRS. KATENKAMP we leave students who resemble penguins. To MISS MORTELL we leave students who fill out the reverse sides of their schedule cords. To MR. WHITNEY we leave 0 parking meter for people who pork themselves in his office to enjoy the breeze. To MRS. CLASS we leave 0 neon Silence sign. To lMR. LEATHERBURY we leave art materials thot do not walk out of the studio. To MRS. ADKINS We leave a non-disoppeoring punch bowl. To MISS MORRIS we leave a skooter. To MR. SCHISSLER we leave on escalator for his journies to the third floor. To MR. MILLER we leave a cafeteria attendant who will not ask his age before serv- ing him coffee. To MR. HENDRICKSON we leave material for his doctorate entitled, The Olympians. To YMR. STALLlNC-S we leave 0 new adding machine. To MR. DeHAVEN we leave Edward R. Murrow and Ralph Powers. To DR. REED we leave a season's pass to the Near Eastern Botanical Gardens. To MR. FORSTER we leave a stool on which to rest the WORKS OF WILL'l To DR. MEULLER we leave a pleasant stay at the locol sub-normol school. To MR. JOHNSON we leave some students who can pass his Moth lOO course. To MR. STONESIFER we leave some Sweet Smellum tobacco-by order of his chickens. To MR. EMENHEISER we leave a Spoulding's tennis rocket for use in his leisure hours in Pikesville. To DR. MUSSELMAN we leave a neurotic blonde sporting a psychic bulb. To DR. KATENKAMP we leave a schizophrenic personality to match his double job. To MARVIN DAVIS we leave 0 tire pump for those dork nights when he is working. For DUDLEY CHI$M we leave a special admission pass for all future Party Times. To BILL KlRLlN we leove on accountant and two assistants for his future positions as treasurer. To JOYCE POCKLINC-TON we leave 0 third hand. EXECUTOR OF WlLL SARA LEE TEXER