Baltimore City College - Green Bag Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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THE GREEN BAG GEORGE li. DISNEY. Member Bancroft Literary Society. This zoological specimen is usually known as Biddy. Looks like the grayedigger in HllZ1lIllCl.H When he smiles he resembles Dr. Jekyll with the green lights turned on., Is perfectly harmless, however, and will eat out of the hand. In his physical makeup he resembles lbiffcnbach, except that he lacks Rudolph's glorious chest. But for that mat- ter so does Rudolph. His two great achievements are saying Darf ich hinaus gehen? to the Dutchman and hurling banana skins at recess. To the one Prof. Raddatz says, HXVGUII du must, jay to the other, Du hast better don't!' In both cases- exit lliddy. as his desire for eating, he would eatingl. VVILLIAM C. ELIASON, JR. Member Bancroft Literary Society, Athletic Asso- ciation, Treasurer '05 Xmas Play Co1nn1itteegTreas- urer Bancroft '03-'O4g Secretary Bancroft '04-'O5' v judge of Sheridan Contest l04-'05, Charter Mem- ber of H Les Nuits Plutoninnesf' Considering this subject from head to foot, it is a very large one. Eliasonfs chief objectin coming to college seems to be to keep the lunch-counter man from failing. Ile is the first one at the counter and thc last to leave. His order generally consists of 10 cakes, 3 bananas, Z ice creams, 4 chocolates, and 3 soups, and it is in this order that he eats theni. It is a known fact to all who went to our Christmas Play that in the restaurant scene, when the visitors to New York were ordering dinner, Eliason became so hungry that he had to go out and get something to cat. Oh, his appe- tite is enormous! If his desire for knowledge was as great surely take a prize, but as it is, he will get one anyhow Qfor 31

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,THE GREEN BAG WILLIAM C. CROMWELL. Member Carrollton-Wight Literary Societyg . Chess Clubg Glee Clubg Theta Nu Iota. Cromwell is a sweet, dear, devilish little chap. Ilis main characteristics are wearing barber-pole stockings and swiping his governor's cigars, which he freely dis- tributes to the upper grade of impeennious sports in the class. Some blamed idiot told Mein lieber Herr that this duck could sing, and as a result the former engaged little XVillie to sing in his Dutch Chorus. VVilliam sang-only once, though. Ile later told a friend that some people have no ear whatsoever for sweet music I RUDOLPH DIIQFFISNBACH, D.O.B. Iiclitor Gram lfag. Member Athletic Associationg Carrollton-Wight Literary Society: Dutch Colony: Curator Athletic Association 'O4g President Athletic Association '05g Board Governors Athletic Association '04-'05g La- crosse Team '02-'03-'04-'O5g Captain Lacrosse Team '05g Track Team '04g Honorary B, Class Prophet 'O4g Class Curator 'O3g Class Hockey Team '02-'03g Class Relay '04, Con,test'I'lay '04g Xmas Play 'O5g Membership Committee Carrollton-Wight '03-'04g Class Football Team 'O4g Glee Club '04-'O5. General graftcr, cribber, bluffer and jackass. Rudolph was formerly a meek, unassuming and unsophiscatcd youth. Hy a mistake in the count of the ballots at the Athletic Association election he was elected president. Since that time you can't come near Rudolph. He struts about like a cock in a barnyard, indeed the cock in tl1e barnyard l1atl1 not gait more stately. A very interesting study whe11 dressed for a game of lacrosse. A number of young ladies once took llllll for a contortionistg at another time he was taken for the India Rubber Man who had escaped Ringling Brosf Circus. Ilehas a geuuineaquiline nose, which enhances the beauty of his figure wonderfully. x

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THE GREEN BAG JOHN HENRY ELLIOTT. Member Athletic Association. I Wonderful lad, he! O11e of those select few w11o rode through Caesar and then could bluff so well that Dick thought he was walking. Whenever he translated there was such a ring of hoofs that every one expected to be trampled upon, and yet--l1is innocent looks saved him from destruc- tion. If innocent looks were money he would be a million- aire. Although he has considerable of the latter named, only it is in a molten state. Yes, he took up bookkeeping and was a veritable Wall street, bulls and bears combined. Ile made 525,000 in one month in the wholesale fish business, and tl1e11 even tried to argue that his dealings had been perfectly straight. - RALPH L LPHRAIM. Member Carrollton Wight Literary Societyg Chess Clubg' Glee Clubg Librarian and Pianist of Glee Club '04+'05. Our thoughts run o11ly in epitaphs when they chance to rest on the glaring object. Learn to hold thy tongueg five words cost Zacharius forty weeks' silence. V Every fox praises his own tail CtaleD.', The devil straightway went into ecstacies when this man was born. ' I-Iell is empty and the devils are here. It is a pity he could not be hatched over again and hatched differently. The very hairs of your l1ead are all numbers, and we would add, for the benefit of our readers, ' numbered with red ink. 32