Baker High School - Spartan Yearbook (Baker, MT)

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Ri ht: It's not nice to point David. Below: And here we sit and sit and sit!

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 y Well, Thadd you finally did get it!1 Cheer up Dean, Vicki is almost done. Don't get them mixed up Mr. Stanton.

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When we were kids we looked forward to this day. It seemed so tar away, almost like it would never come. To us it was but in the realm of dreams, but now that dream is tullfilled. That dream is now reality. As kids we were bound together by a common goal. That goal has been reached. We now must strive for our own individual dreams, but where wilt they lead us? Here, come with me, let s take a ride into the luture on my magical carpet! As the mist and haze clear, we see that Baker is no longer a quiet little town, but a thriving met re j. hs, complete with the suburbs of Marmarth, Plevna, and Willard. As we take in all of the sights, we are quite amazed at the size, not only o: Baker, but of the sprawling suburb of Marmarth. But, enough of this! We are here on a mission! To seek out and discover everyone of the great class of ’85 and see what their future holds. Outside of Baker we see a cloud of dust. As we get nearer, we see that it is none other than the happily married LAVONNE WO- LENETZ, and as you can guess, she is still driving tractor for her dad! As we near town we see some commotion over on Baker Lake. Here we see TERESA HEISER, now producer of Day of Our Lives and LOUELLA HAGA, currently the writer of Days’ arguing over who gets thrown over to drown in a hot new scene in Days . Over on the shore we see TYE STUART, fishing and there he goes reaching for the cooler! He's the first multi-millionaire of our class to retire! Next we go and take a couple of mains. We see that CURT WILLIAMS'S partner BRETT HICKEY who is also his ace mechanic! As we take a closer look, we see that Curt is in the middle of negotiating the complete take over of the entire Cenex Corporation. Now we stop at the famed 4-Seasons, run by BRENDA BECHTOLD! Here we learned that she has just opened another branch of the 4-Seasons in Plevna. There on the table is the paper. The front page headlines read, Tim O Conner Karl Mueller Scandal! Tim O Conner was arrested and held without bail! It is suspected that he was Karl Mueller s accomplice! KARL MUELLER owns a chain of funeral homes and over the past two years he has been loosing money due mainly to the finding of a cure for cancer by regis- tered nurse TAMMY GAMRATH! So he hired Tim in hopes of bringing business back up. O'Conners’ attorney says that Tim will plead insanity! If this case is heard, he will be sent to Baker's very own funny farm where he will be evaluated by head nurse, MOLLY BAREFOOT! There is a rumor, but mind you, it is just a rumor! It is thought, though there is no evidence, that this whole scandal wasn t initiated by Karl Mueller. It is quite possible that he is on HEIDI PERRY’S pay-roll, and in case you didn’t know, she happens to be the infa- mous Crycptonite Tycoon of Marmarth, N. Dak. and possibly connected with the Mafia. She rules Marmarth with an iron fist! Known for a fact to be on her payroll is SUSAN DUNEMAN, her right hand man, or woman if you like, and Vance O Done 11, the far left! As we continue to page through the paper, we see that VIC KI U I TKE will be opening The Boston Pops Orchestra the following week. We also see that JON NEWMANN has been promoted to full Four Star General! Just below that article we learn that MARLON SKIDMORE and KEVIN NIELSEN are missing in action! They were on a top secret mission and have failed to report! All attempt to locate them have come up negative. In the Sports Section we see that DAVE DELCAMP and KEVIN WIKE will be in a sudden death play-off in the Masters Golf Tournament! A special note to be made here: KELLY WIKE has given up golf to become a drummer for the Barnum, Bailey, and Ringling Brother’s Circus. A little further down we see that JOHN HADLEY has just been picked to be the first round draft choice into the N.F.L. and also, we see that KEITH HELFRICH is being commissioned by the N.B.A. as a coach. The team he is coaching is yet unknown. Now that we are rested up, we can continue our vigil. As we leave across the street, we see that Brenda’s main competition, JANET ZEIMER, with her down home cooking, 'ummm smells good! Our next stop is good ole' BHS. Here we find SCOTT BILGES, present Spartan basketball coach, planning his exclusive Summer Basketball Camp for midgets.