Baker High School - Spartan Yearbook (Baker, MT)

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'7 heard that Kevin Hetfrich, now known as Mr. Rich, just opened a new line of designer jeans and is expected to gross millions. He's now in the process of building a mansion at the top of Snob Hill. ’77 bet we could get all the flowers compliments of Sandy and Duny's Greenhouse, in exchange for free advertising. Sandy is becoming famous for developing a rare flower called The Markrose’.’’ And if anyone gets bored, we can buy one of Brenda Heiser’s new Electronic Laser Games; they're always fun and exciting. Marcie Celander owns Mountain View Sporting Goods in Bozeman and keeps Scott Townsend and Marie Lund supplied with new equipment for their Olympic training. Just last week Scott threw the javelin a record of 333 feet I Karen Celander has just opened a new Wedding Supply Shshe had lots of experience after working at Wedding World.” '7 really don’t think Debbie Lentz will be able to make it back. Authorities still haven't been able to locate her after she was lost in Kenya when she went over there after her senior year to serve as a missionary. A lot of people are celebrating their 10 yer anniversaries this yean Les Holman, Lawana Singer, Rhonda Hodges and Joyce Johnson. Contrary to the popular song, Joyce is letting her baby grow up to be a cowboy. The new Guiness Book of World Records has just been distributed — Rhonda Pfeifle has her name in it for the longest fingernails to date and Rick Bernier and Doreen Losing made it for the longest hand-holding record — 10 years straight! Nancy Griffith has been keeping herself busy as editor of the Willard Chronicle and in her spare time she is usually out on the campaign trail of the 1992 Presidential election. It's doubtful we 'II see Andy Wade or Kay Hoff this year because they’re on the World Pro Co-Ed Basketball Team and are currently touring Europe Navy Admiral Kyle Ramburg might not be able to join us either. He 's busy escorting Sheila Bondell, Pam Hughes and their troops to Antartica.” Look, here’s more letters from some of our celebrity classmates. Linda Christianson has just been named Miss Kawasaki, 991 and Ed Courtright is on the cover of Ranger Rick . He won the Smokey Bear award for Ranger of the Year. Mark Duneman and Forst Eichorn loved school so much that they opened up their own. They call it ’Boxboy’s College of America ’, and Shannon Granat and Debbie Grote are their best teachers. Shannon would have been our guest speaker, but she lost her voice yelling at her students. Debbie has been tutoring Jeff Wood, he’s still trying to spell the word THE!’’ Look at this picture! It’s Dan Engesserl The Ultimate Man has won Man of the Year’! Here’s a letter from Arleen Ferrell, she says she still commuting from Marmarth with Mike Brewer, who’s trying to get his son back on National Honor Society. Cheri Jacobsen is busy selling life insurance to all of Carol O'Connor’s opponents. That right punch of Carol's is wicked. ’’ Back in Nashville, Teresa Rust ad has been organizing this year’s Dolly Par ton Look-A-Like Contest. It’s always a big hit. Speaking of hits, Doug Shell and his band have a couple of love songs( the one called Traci is one of the top ten. Maybe we can get them to entertain us this year! And back here in Baker, Barb Mahon and Randy Ketterling take all of their motorcycles to Wes McLaughlin, the highest paid mechanic in town. Here come some of the teachers. They ’re still looking for those who skipped school on Senior Skip Day. Mr. Menger is now Dr. Menger; he found a new way for multiplying mice and Mrs. Curry just published her first book, How to Teach English, Without Going Insane’!” 27

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Class Prophecy 1981 It 5 class reunion time for the B.H.S. Class of 1981. A few classmates are working enthusiastically on the preparation of their 1991 class reunion. As we listen at the doorway a couple of former classmates are busily chatting about the resumes that have been coming in from all over .. . ' Here 's a picture of Rhonda Askin, the old wrestling manager. She just couldn 't give up managing so now she manages the Georgia championship wrestling squad with special interest in the foremost champion of the world. Baby Face Fleckenstein. I saw them on TV just last week and who do you think was still cheering them on? None other than Lynn Stoddard, the new GCW cheerleader! And do you know whose familiar voice I heard on the air singing the National Anthem? It was Barb Neumann’s! Not only does she sing but she also broadcasts the news every night on the WA TV singing news network. Hey, look at this one! Carla Barone now manufactures her own cheeseburger deluxes and fries with ranch. She wants to cater our class reunion, can you imagine burgers at a formal dinner? And right across the street from Carla’s business is Gay Brockets Teeth Cleaning Service where everyone goes to get Carla’s gooey burgers out of their teeth!” And just look at this letter — in direct competition with Carla, not more than 18 miles away from Baker, Theresa Bradoc is managing a chain of Mert’s Restaurants that reaches across the state of North Dakota!” ” Quite a few people have come back to town since college. Wayne Wilson wrote a note on his resumes it says ’Will someone please stop to get me for Senior Skip Day?' I wonder if Jeff Varner will leave his newly purchased gas station to come to the reunion. Scott Fried and Kurt Shelf really help Jeff keep his business goings Scott fills his moped up every other day and Kurt still pumps gas. Things still haven't changed a bit!” This resume says that Mark Meccage is trapping furs for Baker Hide and Fur. Do you think Patty Becker will come wearing one of her new mink coats? She started the most elite business in town and her furs are really in demand! 'Dennis Dietz will probably ride in on one of the bicycles he is always fixing at his own fix-it shop in downtown Baker. ’’ Some of the kids are still hanging around up at the High School; Kathy Stanton should make it, but after all, she is always busy, busy, busy with paperwork since she is the first woman superintendent of Baker High School! We always knew she go a long way! And I wonder if we’ll be able to drag Mary Schwan away from the coaches' office. She’s so busy making up new plays since she inherited the Baker Spartan Basketball team from her dad. The team could really use some new plays;so far their record is 0- 75. ” Even the celebrities managed to find time to answer their letters. Tina Woodsend and Mike Leach are both in Hollywood, where Tina is currently starring in a new film release as Olive Oil and Mike has the role of Lurch in the third edition of the Adams Family. Barb Owens sent us an autographed copy of her Pulitzer Prize winning book of poetry; she’s busy touring Europe on important assignments. Kenny and Mary Lutts are busy making money doing the Doublemint Gum commercial. Double Flavor, Double Fun I’ Shane Beckers is entered in the bull riding competition in the National Rodeo Finals!” Look out the window! There goes Mel Boggs, Baker Policewoman, with her siren screaming. She's always picking up delinquents and taking them to Russ Schell's Ranch for Wayward Children and Juvenile Delinquents. ”1 think Rich Schell should be stopping by anytime now; he delivers groceries when he’s not out racing his collection of Trans-Ams.” The other day I saw Debbie Wildish 's name on an auctioneer poster. She is absolutely raking in the dough! Her fast talk and loud voice can be heard all over the state! And at every auction you can see Doug Wolenetz and his goldplated cowboy boots and diamond-studded suit. He usually buys the auctions out with his millions. ” There's a lot of new businesses popping up around town. Baker even has its own toupe shop owned and operated by Kevin Tuggle; he has new hair every day! Just down the street Kevin Kovak runs Novak's Elevators, Incorporated. He’s fooling all the auditors with help from Collette Hurley, whose expert accounting abilities can never be beaten. ” The most exclusive club in town is called The Bobby Sands Diet Center. It’s owned and operated by Debbie Dockter and Patty Tronstad. ” ‘B , 26

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Rhonda Askin-My ability to be a wrestling manager to anyone who thinks they can handle it. I wish them the best of luck. Carla Barone-All the great times and memories to next years SENIORS Patty Becker-My fat to anyone who is too thin. Shane Beckers-My ability to wrestle to Steve Koenig. Rick Berneir-Nothing Mel Boggs-My parking spot to Vicki Zupanik. Theresa Bradac-My ability to skip school to Kari and Winnie Mike Brewer-My spot against the wall by Mr. Menger’s room to Jim Gookin and my ability to keep my mouth shut to Carol Engesser. Gay Brockel My ability to drive to Jill so she doesn't wreck mom and dad's car again. Karen Celander-My ability to go three years without getting a ticket to Penny Meccage. Marcie Celander-My ability to find something fun to do in Baker, to all those who say there's nothing to do but PARTYI Linda Christianson-My ability to buy in Glendive to Dan and Duny at tournies. Ed Courtright-My ability to hunt to Frosty Williams. Dennis Dientz-My ability to drive to Kenny Wolenetz. Mark Duneman- My box boy ability to anyone who can handle it. Forst Eichhorn-My ability to box groceries to anyone who can get my job after I leave. Dan Engesser-My muscular body to the Becker brothers. Sandy Engesser-My ability to not smoke pot to my younger sisters and brothers. Arleen Ferrell-My PAD notes to Winnie Allon Fleckenstein-My state championship in wrestling to Chad A frank when he’s a SENIOR Scott Fried-My ability to mess around in construction class to John L. Shannon Granat-My ability to be nice to all the Juniors to Debbie Varner when she is a Senior. Nancy Griffith-To some lucky girl. Jeff Hadley’s left arm to be escorted down the halls everyday. Debbie Grote-My car to Steve Koenig. Brenda Heiser- The best of luck to my little sister, Teresa, and hope she won't go through some of the stuff I've gone through. Kevin Helfrich-My great intramural abilities to Paul Berger. Rhonda Hodges-My ability to get in trouble in band to David Kruger. Kay Hoff-My ability to stay out of trouble to Vicky Z. Leslie Holman-I dedicate my good luck and hard work to Albert G., David $.. and Tony S. Pam Hughes-My ability to be weird some of the times to Jody Miller and my ability to be serious some of the times to Jelita Cooley. Collette Hurley-My ability to make it through school without getting into too much trouble to my brothers. Cheri' Jacobsen-My P.A.D. notes to next years Seniors and my clarinet section to Tammy Barkley and my fill-in spot in Stage Band to Vicki Bakken for the next three years. Joyce Johnson-My rake to my little sister. Mike Leach-My ability to stay in school to Wade Beyers. Debbie Lentz-My ability not to be constantly retching on someone to the boys (animals) in my chemistry class. Doreen Losing-The driver's seat to my sister, Maxine. Marie Lund-My great scientific abilities to next years Biology II class. Kenny Lutts-My ability to work to John Lizer. Mary Lutts-My ability to pass P.A.D. to Jo Anna H. Barb Mahon-My twirling spot to an upcoming twirler. my spot in band to Sue, my wretching ability to Laurie, Kim, and Kathy. Wes McLaughlin-My wrecked car to Dennis Dietz. Mark Meccage-My seat on the bus to Todd M. and my smarts to Wayne R. Barb Neumann-My notes on leading a tuba section to David Mahon Kevin Novak- To Traci Wade, my ability to make the younger percus- sionist listen. Barb Owens-My ability to stay up all night and still make it to school to Vicky Z. and Penny M. Carol O'Connor-My section and first chair in band to some flutist. Rhonda Pfeifle-My ability to stay out of trouble to Robert and my ability to hide my madness to Randy, my big brother. Kyle Ramberg-My hot little maverick to my little brother. Teresa Rustad-My ability to go to parties and not get hammered to everyone who needs it. Doug Schell-All the books in the Baker High School to the class of ”84 . Kurt Schell-My knowledge about American Govt, to Mr. Hornung. Rick Schell-My ability to avoid getting tickets to all my friends who drive like me. Russ Schell-My ability to run into red outfits to Vicky Z. Mry Schwan-My managing ability to someone who wants it and my hall walking ability and my ability to get out of class anytime to the Juniors. Kathy Stanton-My ability to keep my temper to Jim O'Connor so he won't get too many technicals next year. Lynn Stoddard-The charged up battery from my car to Tammy's ole' beater. Scott Townsend-My hard working ability in track to all those dumb runners. Patty Tronstad-Nothing, I'm selfish and want to keep everything I have Kevin uggle-My ability to drive a car with anybody else driving would fall apart, to the Junior class. They can't even drive new carsl Jeff Varner-My job at Conoco to anybody who is dumb enough to take it. Andy Wade-My ability to live through football camp to the football players of next year. Debbie Wildish-My long hair to all the kids with short hair and my ability not to talk in class to the people who can t keep their mouths shut while I read. Wayne Wilson-To Mark Meccage, m boxing shorts. Doug Wolenetz-My History notes to my brother. Jeff Wood-My ability in school to everybody. Tina Woodsend-My ability to stay out of trouble at school to my sister, Tammy. 28