Baker High School - Spartan Yearbook (Baker, MT)

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Class Prophecy 1981 It 5 class reunion time for the B.H.S. Class of 1981. A few classmates are working enthusiastically on the preparation of their 1991 class reunion. As we listen at the doorway a couple of former classmates are busily chatting about the resumes that have been coming in from all over .. . ' Here 's a picture of Rhonda Askin, the old wrestling manager. She just couldn 't give up managing so now she manages the Georgia championship wrestling squad with special interest in the foremost champion of the world. Baby Face Fleckenstein. I saw them on TV just last week and who do you think was still cheering them on? None other than Lynn Stoddard, the new GCW cheerleader! And do you know whose familiar voice I heard on the air singing the National Anthem? It was Barb Neumann’s! Not only does she sing but she also broadcasts the news every night on the WA TV singing news network. Hey, look at this one! Carla Barone now manufactures her own cheeseburger deluxes and fries with ranch. She wants to cater our class reunion, can you imagine burgers at a formal dinner? And right across the street from Carla’s business is Gay Brockets Teeth Cleaning Service where everyone goes to get Carla’s gooey burgers out of their teeth!” And just look at this letter — in direct competition with Carla, not more than 18 miles away from Baker, Theresa Bradoc is managing a chain of Mert’s Restaurants that reaches across the state of North Dakota!” ” Quite a few people have come back to town since college. Wayne Wilson wrote a note on his resumes it says ’Will someone please stop to get me for Senior Skip Day?' I wonder if Jeff Varner will leave his newly purchased gas station to come to the reunion. Scott Fried and Kurt Shelf really help Jeff keep his business goings Scott fills his moped up every other day and Kurt still pumps gas. Things still haven't changed a bit!” This resume says that Mark Meccage is trapping furs for Baker Hide and Fur. Do you think Patty Becker will come wearing one of her new mink coats? She started the most elite business in town and her furs are really in demand! 'Dennis Dietz will probably ride in on one of the bicycles he is always fixing at his own fix-it shop in downtown Baker. ’’ Some of the kids are still hanging around up at the High School; Kathy Stanton should make it, but after all, she is always busy, busy, busy with paperwork since she is the first woman superintendent of Baker High School! We always knew she go a long way! And I wonder if we’ll be able to drag Mary Schwan away from the coaches' office. She’s so busy making up new plays since she inherited the Baker Spartan Basketball team from her dad. The team could really use some new plays;so far their record is 0- 75. ” Even the celebrities managed to find time to answer their letters. Tina Woodsend and Mike Leach are both in Hollywood, where Tina is currently starring in a new film release as Olive Oil and Mike has the role of Lurch in the third edition of the Adams Family. Barb Owens sent us an autographed copy of her Pulitzer Prize winning book of poetry; she’s busy touring Europe on important assignments. Kenny and Mary Lutts are busy making money doing the Doublemint Gum commercial. Double Flavor, Double Fun I’ Shane Beckers is entered in the bull riding competition in the National Rodeo Finals!” Look out the window! There goes Mel Boggs, Baker Policewoman, with her siren screaming. She's always picking up delinquents and taking them to Russ Schell's Ranch for Wayward Children and Juvenile Delinquents. ”1 think Rich Schell should be stopping by anytime now; he delivers groceries when he’s not out racing his collection of Trans-Ams.” The other day I saw Debbie Wildish 's name on an auctioneer poster. She is absolutely raking in the dough! Her fast talk and loud voice can be heard all over the state! And at every auction you can see Doug Wolenetz and his goldplated cowboy boots and diamond-studded suit. He usually buys the auctions out with his millions. ” There's a lot of new businesses popping up around town. Baker even has its own toupe shop owned and operated by Kevin Tuggle; he has new hair every day! Just down the street Kevin Kovak runs Novak's Elevators, Incorporated. He’s fooling all the auditors with help from Collette Hurley, whose expert accounting abilities can never be beaten. ” The most exclusive club in town is called The Bobby Sands Diet Center. It’s owned and operated by Debbie Dockter and Patty Tronstad. ” ‘B , 26

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'7 heard that Kevin Hetfrich, now known as Mr. Rich, just opened a new line of designer jeans and is expected to gross millions. He's now in the process of building a mansion at the top of Snob Hill. ’77 bet we could get all the flowers compliments of Sandy and Duny's Greenhouse, in exchange for free advertising. Sandy is becoming famous for developing a rare flower called The Markrose’.’’ And if anyone gets bored, we can buy one of Brenda Heiser’s new Electronic Laser Games; they're always fun and exciting. Marcie Celander owns Mountain View Sporting Goods in Bozeman and keeps Scott Townsend and Marie Lund supplied with new equipment for their Olympic training. Just last week Scott threw the javelin a record of 333 feet I Karen Celander has just opened a new Wedding Supply Shshe had lots of experience after working at Wedding World.” '7 really don’t think Debbie Lentz will be able to make it back. Authorities still haven't been able to locate her after she was lost in Kenya when she went over there after her senior year to serve as a missionary. A lot of people are celebrating their 10 yer anniversaries this yean Les Holman, Lawana Singer, Rhonda Hodges and Joyce Johnson. Contrary to the popular song, Joyce is letting her baby grow up to be a cowboy. The new Guiness Book of World Records has just been distributed — Rhonda Pfeifle has her name in it for the longest fingernails to date and Rick Bernier and Doreen Losing made it for the longest hand-holding record — 10 years straight! Nancy Griffith has been keeping herself busy as editor of the Willard Chronicle and in her spare time she is usually out on the campaign trail of the 1992 Presidential election. It's doubtful we 'II see Andy Wade or Kay Hoff this year because they’re on the World Pro Co-Ed Basketball Team and are currently touring Europe Navy Admiral Kyle Ramburg might not be able to join us either. He 's busy escorting Sheila Bondell, Pam Hughes and their troops to Antartica.” Look, here’s more letters from some of our celebrity classmates. Linda Christianson has just been named Miss Kawasaki, 991 and Ed Courtright is on the cover of Ranger Rick . He won the Smokey Bear award for Ranger of the Year. Mark Duneman and Forst Eichorn loved school so much that they opened up their own. They call it ’Boxboy’s College of America ’, and Shannon Granat and Debbie Grote are their best teachers. Shannon would have been our guest speaker, but she lost her voice yelling at her students. Debbie has been tutoring Jeff Wood, he’s still trying to spell the word THE!’’ Look at this picture! It’s Dan Engesserl The Ultimate Man has won Man of the Year’! Here’s a letter from Arleen Ferrell, she says she still commuting from Marmarth with Mike Brewer, who’s trying to get his son back on National Honor Society. Cheri Jacobsen is busy selling life insurance to all of Carol O'Connor’s opponents. That right punch of Carol's is wicked. ’’ Back in Nashville, Teresa Rust ad has been organizing this year’s Dolly Par ton Look-A-Like Contest. It’s always a big hit. Speaking of hits, Doug Shell and his band have a couple of love songs( the one called Traci is one of the top ten. Maybe we can get them to entertain us this year! And back here in Baker, Barb Mahon and Randy Ketterling take all of their motorcycles to Wes McLaughlin, the highest paid mechanic in town. Here come some of the teachers. They ’re still looking for those who skipped school on Senior Skip Day. Mr. Menger is now Dr. Menger; he found a new way for multiplying mice and Mrs. Curry just published her first book, How to Teach English, Without Going Insane’!” 27