Baker High School - Spartan Yearbook (Baker, MT)

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Prophecy As we, the prophecy committee of 1958, board our Golden Sput- nik and head for the Planet Neptune, in the year 2500, we find Rod Cooper and his harem of dancing girls which includes, Carol Madler, Sharon Anderson, and Elsie Chamberlain, playing in a big theater owned by James Schweigert. As we journey on we find Dick Price -- cop--giving Julie Jensen a ticket for driving the wrong way in a one- way alley. Next we drive on a little farther and find Dennis Meccage running a home for homeless bumble-bees. His nurses are Janice Stanhope and Mary Ann Hoffman. A short time later we find David O'Niell and Robert Fisher who own a Chinese Restaurant. His main course of Chewey Slop is served by waitresses Royaline Whitcher, Cleo Sleeth, and Sharon Phebus. As we leave this planet and go to the man-made Planet Octune, we find Bobby Smith, the President of Sputnik's Consolidated Freight- ways, with his secretaries Dorothy Howe and Dorothy Reese. Next we find Lila Aldinger teaching shorthand and typing on the planet using the famous POWELL STYLE. After returning to the U.S. we found Roger Traweek, who owns all the oil fields in Texas, and Lennis Nichols, his secretary. As we look out over his vast number of oil wells we find Jean Ammons, Janice Brockel, Helen Sheehan as roughnecks, and Gloria Kusler as driller In New York Jeanne Holmlund is a nurse in an insane asylum. At present time she is trying to convince Bobby Coldwell that he cannot put square blocks in round holes. In the back yard of the asylum were Joan Birtic and Arnold Huether trying to teach the little Huethers to be cheerleaders and basketball players. Then we find Delmar Fried running for Republican President on the Democratic ticket and Linda Agler attempting to become the 5th woman President; a Democrat, on the Republican ticket. Judi McClain is in Madison Square Garden refereeing a fight be- tween Darrell Fried and Holger Engstrom, over Viv Roy. In Montana, we find Arthur Meccage, the only farmer left in the U.S., selling wheat for $100 a bushel. And last but not least we find Carolyn Morrow, architect, drawing plans for the next man-made planet. Lennis Nichols Bobby Coldwell Jeanne Holmlund Roger Traweek Jean Ammons B E SHOPPE BAKER HOTEL CAFE

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Class Will Roger Traweek leaves his ability to play football to Steve Hofferkamp. Helen Sheehan leaves her good vocal cords to Carlene Gaustad. Bob Smith leaves his loving ability to Johnny Setera. James Schweigert leaves his slim-trim figure to Ralph Finch. Vivian Roy leaves her good looks to Cam Eilek. Dorothy Reese leaves her reckless driving to Carol Ann Hatton. Sharon Phebus leaves in a two-tone green Pontiac, with??????? David O'Neill leaves his souped up pickup to the junk dealer. Lennis Nichols leaves to relieve the teachers. Janice Stanhope leaves a well worn path 36 miles south of Baker to anyone who can make use of it. Carolyn Murrow leaves with a diploma in one hand and Mike Hurley in the other. Dennis Meccage leaves his baby face to LaVern Rustad. Arthur Meccage leaves his black Ford to his brother, Kenny. Gloria Kusler and Jean Holmlund leave their rock collection (diamond rings) to Vonnie Livesey and Wilma Lovec. Julie Jensen and Dick Price leave in a little green Ford. Arnold Huether leaves Alice Cooper with regret. Dorothy Howe leaves all her Plevna boyfriends to Joan Carmichael and Beverly Quenzer. Delmar Fried leaves his flirting with the girls to Larry Lindstrom. Joan Birtic leaves her cheerleading ability to Danny Kohler. Darrell Fried leaves, but will be back for Lory. Holger Engstrom leaves with Loretta Powell at his side. Bob Coldwell leaves to join Carren Newell. Elsie Chamberlain leaves her long blonde hair to Gary Lindstrom. Sharon Anderson leaves with her Norwegian boyfriend. Jean Ammons leaves for Nebraska, guess why??????? Lila Aldinger leaves her typing ability to Larry Green. Butch Fisher leaves with regret because he has to leave Lonnie behind. Linda Agler leaves her position as queen to Kelly Gillian. Judi McClain leaves to please Mrs. Powell. Carol Madler leaves just to make room for a junior. Janice Brockel leaves her pleasant ways to Frankie Allen. Roderick Cooper leaves his way with girls to anyone who can use them. Royalene Whitcher leaves a bottle of ALKA-SELTZER to a certain American History teacher so he won't get too upset. Mary Ann Hoffman leaves to join Dave Elmore in Texas. Cleo Sleeth leaves to go Schopp-ing. Cleo Sleeth Mary Ann Hoffman Janice Stanhope Butch Fisher GREEN DRAGON 17 BAKER VARIETY STORE

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Baby Pictures Vivian McClain Nichols Arnold Roy Joan Dorothy Arthur Delmar Huether Birtic Reese Meccage Fried Ula Aldinge David O'Neill Roger T raweek Jim Schweigert Robert Smith Jean Janice Darrell Carol Julie Dennis Linda Carolyn Sharon Holmlund Brockel Fried Madler Jensen Meccage Agler Morrow Anderson Ammons Sleeth Kusler Helen Bob Sheehan Coldwell Dick Price Mary Ann Hoffman Elsie Cha mberlain Howe Robert Fisher