Baker High School - Spartan Yearbook (Baker, MT)

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,X PROPH ECY In the year of our Lord 1970, We, fVenita, Lavina, Helen, and IoAnj left our big cattle ranch in Amarillo, Texas, With our lives in danger and with Bob Dahl as our chauffeur, we took our first auto ride in a 1965 four door coupe. Coming into Locate on a bright Sunday morning we decided to attend church, As we entered town we noticed a round church inside the city limitsg we spied a neon sign hanging from the roof reading: Jessie Howe -- Pastor. We went in and were amazed at the wonderful sermon she delivered on the subject of Wanting, Capturing, and Keeping Men , Upon coming out of church, we discovered our chauffeur had gone to the Hot Rod Races, where Joyce and Virginia were neck to neck in the finals. Here Lolita Yokley was selling popcorn to make money to buy a fender for a blue Ford. Leisurely traveling through Pennsylvania, we went to breakfast, picked up the morning paper and, much to our surprise, read the shocking headlines: DETECTIVE STEFFES HOT ON TRAIL OF DOPE PEDDLER, We read on to find the dope peddler to be Big Joe Shanahan alias Larry Martin peddling marijuana in the form of candy cigarettes to minors. We then went to New York to visit an old friend, Glenn Smith, now a licensed mortician who was just in the process of embalming the latest deceased body with Rodney Larson fixing the hair in the latest Paris style. Leaving our car in New York,we took the United Airline Constellation enroute to London. We thought we recognized the stewardess, We asked her name, and it was the one and only Connie Gunderson, Walking the foggy streets of London we saw an elderly man, whom we recognized as Rodney Siting , still looking for a woman, but having no luck. Rodney informed us that another of our classmates, Elsie Olson, was working for a Master's Degree in chemistry at Cambridge University. We hired a cab to drive us around to see the sightsg one of the most famous sights was Doris North's Austin Used-Car Lot. That evening after a hearty English meal, we settled ourselves into comfortable chairs to watch the Mattie vs. Mengel wrestling match on T. V, Both were cheating a little for the World's Wrestling Title Our tour took us to Sydney, Australia, where we were lavishly entertained by Sandra Hamilton -- known there as Miss Sheep Queen of 1972. Adjoining Miss Hami1ton's sheep ranch was the Stark-Irvine goat ranch, financed by selling cheese from the famous goat milk. Our last stop before returning to Texas was the scenic land of Hawaii. Upon entering the mainland we saw beneath the beautiful palm trees some figures in grass skirts, whom we recognized as Eddie ROY Waterland. the 'Hula Hangles We now had to rush back to our ranch for spring roundup ff Y if 4,5 i ,fe 1 -- : - gif' L , . fi 5 :N 'e' EI sf 'X V li -f fs i 5 - - -.,.,:-. C .V ' .sf 1 .6 . -5324159 ,I if 'ff' 11? ' f- ' X I ':. L , . 1- f I S5 X 53- 4: 1 if .les -1 ' 1 --K JI, ,.,,1,,' Ri' J' 51:50 ,,, -1 .- n , - --- .-- . ' 0,1114 2,2-5 - : 'Why 5 N.: L fh Q., -:ff t ,L or ,s L' NVE ly il YJMVILTL . f 07 Sikorski teaching his pupils, Louise Christianson, Betty Morton, Gary Hurley, John McGonigal, and Lee I 4,99 ' , 1-'Ef fie t il 2: .1 - I '- L '-' 1- up f X ' 'f JP 1 l 'I x N I f IL vglsl 1 L fflz lttx 1 f'l.LLxw 1 'I 1 il llllt' lil ig,- 'sit SPONSORED BY LEGION CLUB 8K SAWYERS I5 IW, -

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CLASS WILL We the Senior Classvof 1952, being in sound and sober mind, declare this to be our last will and testament, We appoint Mr. Heftie as the sole executor of this will and testament. To the Seniors we leave our keenness of mind and remarkable aptitude for chemistry. To the Juniors we leave the trials and tribulations of putting on the prom. To theSophomoreswe leave our good looks and excellent manners, To the Freshmen we leave our deepest sympathy. The Faculty we leave gladly. Virginia Allen leaves her tactful and modest manners to Gloria Olson, Louise Christianson leaves her gum-chewing ability to Richard Perry. Bob Dahl bestows the gift of getting to school on time to Dick Steiber. Sandy Hamilton wills her high grades to anyone who can use them. Connie Gunderson's sweet smile and agreeable personality are left to Carla Mankie. Jessie Howe leaves all of her accumulated boy friends to LuE1la Belle Jordon, Gary Hurley doesn't want to leave as long as Reva is here. Carol Irvine leaves her well-beaten track to Plevna to Donetta Boucher. Rodney Larson leaves his vocabulary UQ to Bill Lutts. Lavina Maier leaves her blushes to Sam Weeks. HX L 4h ., My 8 E Larry Martin wants the future Vo-Ag students to have any IHC literature that may have found it's way out to the shop. Audrey Mattie leaves her short cut to school to Byron Wolenetz. John McGonigal leaves his ability to charm the girls to Mike Hurley. if till, Gretchen Mengel leaves her ability to respond to civics questions to Mary Jane Losing. 5 Betty Morton leaves her friendly and studious ways to Melvin Schell. Doris North ain't gonna leave nothin' to nobody! Joyce O'Connor insists that Mr. Lewis have all of her used commercial supplies. Elsie Olson leaves her loud voice to Esther Neary, Helen Peterson wills her charming hair sytles to Mary Lee Mosely, Q . ff Lk w Io An Phebus leaves her way of answering questions incoherently to Beverly Heftie. Venita Sherva's slow and even temper goes to Bob Skiles, Eddie Sikorski leaves his Ford to lack . Rodney Siring turns the exclusive right to a parking place on tank hill over to Leon. Glenn Smith leaves two complete volumes of U.S. History notes to anyone who can decipher them. Jeanette Stark leaves her muscle building set to Bill Peterson. Tillie Steffes's giggly ways are to go to Marie Voorhees. LeRoy Waterland leaves Miss Casady dumbfounded. Lolita Yokley leaves her excellent leadership and business like ways to Sylvia Korneychuck, SPONSDRED BY SUNNY CREST DAIRY 8. LAWLER DRUG STORE

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.. W . , 'A Tune Chorus: to One Dozen Roses We 've had four years of high school Many friends we did gather And from each one we dread to part. i is at CLASS SoNG Sour dough Sandy CLASS Potm A bunch o tthe seniors are talkin' it up Returning fiiorn places unknown And Lolita who handled the annual crew Is lost in a world of her own When out of her thoughts, Alaska turned And back to the talk of the town Comes Sandy the Sourdough to pick them Up with the last of the latest lowdown Then Gary remarks of the antelope crop I think that I've gotten my share I think I'll go where Sandy goes And shoot a polar bear And then he appraises the Broadus sireen And thinks of an Artic night And wonders if she wouldn't look like a queen In a muff and a cape of white Dakota boys aren't hard for some gals And: friendships Aretwelded with rfings But Jessie' has taken our friend Bob Dahls And classed it with one of her flings Louise is a fiend when she's chewing a wad And always she's chewing the stuff Then shifting a gob from her tiring left jaw Deposits it down Larry's cuff So Larry the chemist has cut off the gum To compound a new grease or scum Now foot flinger Mattie is tapping her feet To the notes of a ragtime tune Which Betty is knocking from a new occarine That she got in a nuusic saloon Then Larson the Milkman throws out the scoop That on trips home from Plevna Irvine Picks up the Milk to deliver herself Whenever she gets back on time - Rodney Siring is quiet and still With his thoughts so solemn and gray For he saw a girl whom he didn't know --Still didn't when he went away Continued on page 31 Verse: SPONSORED BY ECONOMY GROCERY 8. YOUR BOOK GIFT SHOP 16 We'11 be glad to receive it The diploma we have worked for And all are glad we made the start. There may be wedding bells a'ringin College education, What ever be the future Of our expedition. We do thank all the teachers And praise them for their patience As we depart from Baker High, I want to laugh when you are gay Smile at the funny things you say Underclassmates listen to this It's important, wonderful bliss Seniors, you'll be year from today, It takes a lot of courage A heap of upderstanding Sacrifice and head aches galore To reach this happy landing. x I ,' , X ' I AAVLWL 1 L' W' '-'A' 5-1 ,JN 'F Qi mn- X 3' Ring Collector Jessie ...,....r Milk Bucket Larson x .nf T? -s , -vu. Bubble gum Christenson