Bainbridge High School - Pointer Yearbook (Bainbridge, IN)

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Sensor Prophecy Sandy Lane w1th her sl1m f1gger Is now as rlch as an Alaskan gold dlgger All dolled up 1n her buttons and bows She has a Job modellng clothes Gene Beck now fat and sassy Has his farm flxed up real classy Hls Ferdlnand Bull has brought 1n the dough It s won all the prxzes at every show Mary Jayne McGu1re a qulet l1ttle g1rl Had her heart set 1n a wh1rl To make sure that nelther was dltched She and her man got themselves hltched Waneta Wysong a real mce dish Now has her fondest wlsh Instead of farmmg and r1d1ng a baler She now has become a professlonal tailor Danny Detro a professlonal smoker Has retlred and 1S a real estate broker He rents all the houses for barrels of money And feathers the nest for h1m and h1s honey Bob Gilley and h1s g1rl flnally t1ed the knot And are proud parents of a tiny tot Sherlff Gxlley 1S on the ball Iaillng crooks and enforclng the law Iudlth Plass the Bainbndge m1ss Flnally found eternal bliss And now she s America s Glamour Girl Roy Hanks the class Glamour Boy, Is a star 1n the mov1es and burstlng with Joy Although on h1s own he IS very able H1s real Job 1S as stand 1n for Clark Gable Sharon Call full of splz, Was mlxed up and she still ls As ln her youth she leaves them howlln , Because she s taken the place of Gracie Allen I1m Shoaf s stars were good and klnd He looked for work that was hard to find He wanted ease with not much of a stxam And 15 now selllng peanuts on a tra1n Ianet Parker traveled over the land or many a man had asked for her hand But she mlgrated to an 1sland called Lawfus And taught the natlves to play post off1ce Estel Cooper who llked to draw Went to Paris and O, what he saw, His paintlngs now hang 1n every famous place And he and h1s w1fe clip a fast pace B111 Harshbarger, the electrlcal braln Has established h1mself ln the Hall of Fame He mvented a machme that's marvelous they say, lt Can play' CIIGCKSFS and 5150 CYOCIIGI Vlrglnla Leonard has televislon shows And glves well known lectures wherever she goes Her record at Bainbridge proved her a braln She decided homemakmg would be 1n valn Marla Tracy woman hell dr1ver In her spare t1me was a deep sea d1ver The stram became too much for her nerves And now she spends her time puttmg up preserves Delbert Gooch Wlth bags of money As an 011 tycoon found himself a honey Their penthouse apartment is quxte the th1r1g A perfect home for the1r httle offspring M1ke O Hair has achieved h1s dream He ls playing ball for the Globetrotter team While tounng the world w1th the Globetrotters, He and Janet Albln have had fourteen daughters As I gazed across the v1ew I spied the d1st1llery of Mxkell Blue M1ke who galned h1s fame anew Dlscovered synthetic mountain dew Elizabeth Luther a chewing gum fiend , Lost all her money m a bubble gum machme She took a tr1p to outer space And there she started a new human race Bill N1cholson a farmer at heart Sold h1s farm part by part And got a 1ob dlggmg a ditch M1ke Payton commonly called M1ke Got h1s exerc1se r1d1ng a btke But that s not all that we can say For now he s presldent of the U S A Wally Estes the mlghty man Invented a bottomless frylng pan He went to Pans to fmd the louse Who had stolen his beautiful spouse Harold Acton, a likeable chap Has 15 chxldren who s1t on his lap, Harold who now has a very prosperous career Started out by peddling beer Lyle Cooper inventor of the smokeless c1gar Gained world fame wlth a purple and gold Jaguar When he tours the country l1ke a flash Look out Fords' or you ll be ha sh Ted Tesmer, who worked for Uncle Sam Embezzled some money and IS now on the lam He s h1d1ng out 1n S1ObOV1B And we can't th1nk of anythlng to rhyme w1th Slobovla Myers and Longfellow sponsor our class, They are least, and they are last They stole our money and set us back So we ued tnem to a ranroad mack , - - .. - .. - - - , . , I I l I ' ll ll ' , , , , , . A - ' . l I I . I I I I , . I . . I , . , . , , 1 , I I I I I I I I I I I , . I l I U I I l 1 ' I I She entered a contest to have a whirl He went to the clty ln hopes to get rich. . . .. .. . - V .. .. . . I I I ' ' I , , . . . -, , . I ' I I I I I ' . 0 ' II ' I ll I - , , I . . , . , , , , I I . I I I I l I - - .. . . I I I I . . , . . . . . , , , . . ,

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Senior Class Wlll We the Senior Class of Bainbridge High School ofthe C1ty ofBa1nbr1dge Township of Monroe County of Putnam State of Indiana belng of unsound minds do hereby and hereon declare this our last will and testament I Harold Acton do will and bequeath a boot to the moon to Larry McAllister Don t get too high Larry I Janet Albin do will and bequeath my ability to argue with Mike to Marilyn T1pp1n I Gene Beck do will and bequeath my ab1l1ty to ride horses to Don Jeffries Stay on them Don I Mike Blue do w1ll and bequeath my ab1l1ty to eat two meals for lunch to Bill Hatfield Keep eatlng Bill I Sharon Call do will and bequeath my ability to date a Greencastle boy to Nancy Ensor Good luck Nancy I Estel Cooper do will and bequeath my obtruslve attitude to anyone capable of handling it I Lyle Cooper do will and bequeath my ability to tear up Chevrolet motors to Ronnle Skelton I Danny Detro do will and bequeath my ab1l1ty to be rude to teachers and give I Wally Estes do will and bequeath my height to Ieff Blue Stay down there Ieff I Robert Gilley do will and bequeath my hot rod to Ion Hitch Keep it running and on four wheels Ion I Delbert Gooch do will and bequeath my ab1l1ty to stay out of trouble with the teachers to Ierry Tesmer I Roy Hanks do will and bequeath my good looks to Howard Wilson I B111 Harshbarger do will and bequeath nothing to anybody because I am taking everything with me I Sandy Lane do will and bequeath my ability to giggle in class to Katherine Harblson Keep lt to a low roar Katherine I Virginia Leonard do will and bequeath my ab1l1ty to stay on the honor roll to my sister V1v1an I Elizabeth Luther do will and bequeath my cheerleading position to Dorothy Bettis I Mary Jayne McGuire do will and bequeath my ablllty to get out of study halls to Marlene Baire Never quit trying Marlene I B111 Nicholson, do will and bequeath my ab1l1ty to talk in Civics to Russell Porter P I . . . . I . . . I . I I . I ' I I I . ' , . , . I I .. . . . . , . I I ' ' . I l ' , . I ' I I I I I . , . I I 1 ' I . , . I I D I I I I I I . I I H ' ' I trouble after midnight to Bill Spencer. Keep bothering them, Bill. I I . I ' I ' I . I I 1 ' . I , . I I I ' I I l I ' I I I I . I I I . . . . . . . , . I . . . I . . . , . I I I l l I I I . I . . . . , .