Bacon Academy - Baconian Yearbook (Colchester, CT)

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Bacou ActoteHuj, OMiesfot , CT Once upon a time there was a High School Senior named Peerpoint who lived in a shack with his mother and an old Bobcat. They were very poor, and getting poorer by the minute. So one day Peerpoint's mother decided to sell Molson the Bobcat and spend the money on Nikes for Peerpoint. 0 Early the next morning, Peerpoint and Molson the Bobcat set out for the enchanted village of Bacon Academy. The road was long and rocky, and Peerpoint had to stop and rest many times along the way. One of these times an odd looking fellow named Warren stopped to talk to him. Mornin' Peerpoint, said Warren sadly. I see you're just loafing around like all the other Seniors. No sir. answered Peerpoint. I'm going to Bacon to sell my Bobcat. Bacon! cried Warren. Don't go there! I have just what you want right here. Warren reached into his pocket and pulled out five magic beans: FACULTY, UNDER- CLASSMEN, SENIORS, SPORTS, and CLUBS and HIGHLIGHTS. Peerpoint looked at them with interest. If I plant them, will I get a beanstalk? Much more than that! smiled Warren. You'll get. .. BtijCotuOM Q u idy- u