Bacon Academy - Baconian Yearbook (Colchester, CT)

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BACONIAN Coeds of Baconlan yearbook sxttmg Jeannette Stexens Ellzabeth OMeara co edrtors rn chref Standmg Ehzabeth Sherman and Helen Mohrlem copy co edltors ALL STATE Left to rrght Mr Capozza Jeannette Stevens Robert VonEdw1ns Douglas Beach and Elizabeth Sherman . , 1 I Y , , - . . . . , - ' s ' ' 7 9 , . .Mtn 'Z ua 51 1 Q ,V I 2 F., -1 . S- t, 1 1 ' l S . ls Y,

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CLASS PROPHECY lt rs june 1975 The scene opens rn the backyard of the Whrte House rn Washrngton D C Ex Senator Chuck Frredman has rust met vnce secretary rn charge of Whrte House secretarres Helen Mohrlem who rs strollrng along the grounds of the Dresrdentral mansron After their first surprrse rs over Chuck mforms Helen that he rs presently runnrng for the office of lanrtor rn chief at the Whrte House and adds that rf he wms at the polls nt wrll probably be the closest the Republrcans wrll get to the Whrte House thus year The talk then shafts to the subyect of what therr former class mates are domg 20 years after therr graduatron It rs Helen who speaks first Helen Say Chuck all thrs talk of polrtrcs remmds me drd you know that our old class presrdent Jeannette Stevens rs runnrng for the presidency rn the next electron? If she wms and how can she lose shell be the Hrst woman presndent rn the hrstory of the Unrted States Chuck Yes LIFE magazme had a brg spread on rt not long ago Im not surprrsed to see her so far advanced though She always was a great polrtrcran rn school By the way I wonder how Joe Falbowskls makrng out Hes now U S ambassador to Russra you know Every year he sends a crate of vodka and cavrar to Bacons basketball team to help burld them up They wouldn t be without the stuff now Helen What next' Rosa Kopel rs another member of our champron of womens wrestlrng rn the Amerrcas They say shes really collected qurte a fortune for herself from match recerpts and wrll soon go 11110 retrtement' Chuck Yes and Dot Lesmak rs the current box office rage all over the natron I understand shes the years most popular actress Of course with julran josypenko as her press agent she could scarcely help berng a success They re qurte a team Helen They sure are Say you remember Betty Sherman dont you? Well I was told Just the other day that shes now rn Alaska teachmg the Eskrmos how to use electrrc typewrrters Next shes gomg to teach the Indrans how to wrrte smoke srgnals m shorthand' Chuck Well thats somethrng drlferent for you' Speakmg of far away places I understand that Ron Mercrer IS now a gurde up nn the Marne woods Ive got to go up there on my next vacatron and see rf he can help me bag a moose or two Helen Well I ll be But then dld you know that Bea Gltlm rs a lady taxrdrrver rn the brg crty of New York? I guess shes a real demon on those red lrghts And whale we re on the subyect of speed drd you realrze that George Palmer rs now flyrng pets for the WAC s? Leave rt to George to find a ,ob lrke that Chuck You sand lt But lrsten to thrs Norm Gustafson has lust taken out a patent on an mdestructable hotrod I always knew he could do rt George Raymond has really accomplrshed somethrng these past few years though He now owns has own dealer plates Helen Good for George' Incrdentally drd you know that Peggy Turner now owns and operates a dude ranch for retrred mnllronaxres? Its located rn Salem and Peg really has qurte a thrrvrng busrness Chuck More power to her I know for a fact that Marlon Young who used to turn out a pretty mean polka rs now on tour wrth a famous dance group I hope they come to Washrngton soon Maybe shell grve us com plrmentary trckets to one of her performances Helen I hope so Remember brg Bull Mrles? Well hes now leadrng weekly safarrs mto Nelkrns woods' I guess he and hrs crew catch some pretty wrld game rn that terrrtory Chuck Well Im not a brt surprrsed Walt Lesnews s now owner and operator of the huge Bull H111 Estate out North Westchester way He sells Jeeps as a srde lrne too Helen He must be pretty busy Do you know what Al Ryan rs domg? Ive heard a rumor to the effect that hes nrght watchman at a local YWCA Chuck Yes thats rrght Al wouldnt mrss an opportunrty lrke that' You know that Libby O Meara rs chref nurse at Lrbs Cut Up Statron dont you? All I can say rs I hope Im never a patrent there rt doesnt sound too safe' Helen I know what you mean' Sal Guarnaccra by the way plrshed that by getting control of 5172 of the stock and threatened to shut them entrrely out of busrness rf they drdn t sell Chuck No krddmg' Youd never guess what Tony Matus rs domg for a lrvmg though hes the Thm Man for Rmgrng Bros C1rcus Helen Well I never thought Id see that of Tony' Lrsten to thrs Chuck Our old classmate Eleanore Adams rs now lecturmg to hrgh school students on the necessrty of domg homework every n1ght ' Chuck Of all people I sure am surprrsed' But then Harold Gutterman rs domg somethrng pretty unrque too Hes head of the ROTC for the state of Con nectrcut I remember that back rn hrgh school he al ways had an admrratron for drscrplrne Helen Thats rrght Well I guess that covers everyone of our former classmates We havent left anyone out have we Chuck? Chuck No I dont thrnk so Helen Well I must be on my way now Ive got a lot of campargnmg to do rf I want to get to be the ofhcral yamtor around here Helen Yes Ive got to go too I have to get back to check on my secretarres to make sure they re not loafrng on the yob Its been nrce seerng you agarn Chuck I wrsh you lots of luck at the polls Chuck Thanks Helen Ill see you at our next class re- umon' , , h . . , . . , ' . . . . 2 U . I - . - . . . , . , . . . ' , - ' 1 ' . . .. - . . , , , , . . . . . , I r y . , . . ' Q 1 , . . , . , 1 , ' - kv 1 - , . : , . . . I . . , . , ., . Z y , . I , . . . ' . . , . ' . ' 1 ' 1 , . , 1 ' : . z . , , class who has become famous. She's now the defending has taken over Schuster's Trucking Service. He accom- , . . D 7 ' I 9 I ' 0 .1 - I 11 ' IP ' , 1 4 u ' - , . : , ' . ' ' i ' I ! 1 . , , ' ' ' , . . nn. , : . . . ' . , ' 1 : , , . . 1 . . ' . . , - . ., . , I , . I . . . , ' 1 ' p I - 1 1 . , . I . - 2 - - 9 9 ' Q . . . , . . 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