Bacon Academy - Baconian Yearbook (Colchester, CT)

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611155 Z7 opllecy The year rs 1965 and the place 15 Colchester Connectrcut A jaguar comes screechrng to a halt rn front of Woznrak s garage A well dressed man steps out of the car takes off hrs whrte gloves and addresses the grease starned mechanrc Cas I-I1 there Don' Remember me Cas Tarnowskr your old classmate? I m passrng through and I thought I d stop rn Don Why Hello Cas Gee rt s great to see you agam' Cas It s good to be back rn Colchester What s new here? Don Nothrng much I haven tseen you srnce we graduated from Bacon What have you been dorng? Cas Well Imarrred Janette have srx lrttle Tarnowskrs enlarged L C P S and I m now rn the rmportrng and exportrng of lrquor Do you own the garage now? Don Yes Thrs one and every other one w1th1n a radrus of ten mrles The Fed eral Government ts urgrng an antr trust surt agarnst me but I m not worrred One of our old frrends IS a supreme court Justrce now Cas No' Whrch one? Don Howard Lazmsk You remember hrm don t you? When I bought hrs father s place I gave them a break Now rt s hrs turn to do me a favor Cas Oh' Drd you see the women wrestlrng on TV last mght? Don No who took part rn the bout? Surovrak rn two strarght falls I guess Wanda w1ll be comrng back thrs way though After the frght she was quoted as sayrng that she was grv mg up wrestlrng for teachrng Seems she s been offered Mrss Wreczo rek s Job at Bacon Academy Don Cas Don Cas Don Cas Don Cas Well maybe I can sell her a new car KA car goes whrzzrng by Q What was that? That s Bob Webster He s gorng up to the caprtal for another hrghway patrol meetrng He s just been appornted hrghway commrssroner How about the rest of the class? Drd you hear from any of them? I read rn the Wall Street Journal where Pat Norton who recently drvorced her thrrd husband expanded her father s busrness and rs now also producrng pencrls too as well as paper Oh I know that Bob s hauled her rn for speedmg about srx trmes already You know that Mr Damaruan retrred a couple of years ago and old J B became prrncrpal? You remember Judy Bron, don t you? Ever srnce her hrgh school days she s wanted to be a pnncrpal Don may I see today s paper? I want to read Roman Wolozyn s comrc strrp L1l Leo showrng the actrons of the Romeo of our class Leo Pater I m sorry Cas I gave rt away Are you gorng to Waterford to see the women s stock car raclng tonrght? Tonrght s race features Anna DeNora Yes You know Anna s old srdekrck Faye Nrdson was Just appornted under Secretary of the lnterror Cas: Well, Shiela Zupnik, the world 's leading lady wrestler, pinned Wanda

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60155 Will We the class of 1953 berng of sound health and not so sound rn mrnd do hereby declare publrsh and proclarm thrs to be our last wrll and testament The senror boys leave Harold Gutterman alone Frank Adams leaves quretly Shrrley Brady leaves Mr Kulrgowskr a quret study hall Mattre Mae Bray leaves her school sprrrt to Chester Zawrsza Odessa Bray leaves Horace to fxnd another bop partner Judy Bron leaves Coach to Eleanor Adams knowrng that he wrll be well taken care of Ed Groobert leaves hrs masculrne physxque to Bob Jackson Frances Connell leaves for an all grrl college Herschel Cutler leaves hrs brref case to Presrdent Ersenhower Anna DeNora leaves to enter her Ford rn the stock car races Anna Mae Falbowskr leaves her brother Joe alone Howard Lazrnsk leaves for parts unknown Faye Nldson leaves for Moodus Pat Norton leaves all the stop srgns to Jean Gerhardt Leo Pater leaves Nrna Kozak to walk Jane Rogers leaves Peggy Turner to frnd a new luncheon companron f Sal Sartta leaves hrs unsolved chemrcal equatron to Albert Ernstern Mary Sklener leaves to start a school for wartresses Ted Stankrewrcz leaves to burld a new A 8s P Store on South Mam Street Wanda Surovrak leaves Joe rn peace Cas Tarnowskr leaves the dance floor to Crosby Peck Bob Webster leaves on a huntrng expedrtron to Afrrca Roman Woloszyn leaves Mrss Wreczorek and her frrst perrod typrng class rn peace Don Woznrak Creepy leaves to break last year s Olymprc speed record Sherla Zupnrk leaves her sweaters to Glorra Levy We hereby appornt Mxss Barbara Wood CXCCUIIIX of thrs our last wrll and testament In testrmony whereof we have hereunto set our last hand and affixed our seal at Colchester Connectrcut thrs nrneteenth day of June rn the year of our Lord nrneteen hundred and frfty three Class of Nrneteen hundred and frfty three TESTATORS Mattre Mae Bray Salvatore Sartta Anna Mae Falbowskr Donald Woznrak Srgned sealed publrshed and by the above named four our last wrll and testament In the presence of us who rn our presence at then request and of each other here unto subscrrbe our names as wrtnesses X Wrnnre the Poo Hopalong Darsy Mae Creepy 7 Bill Tarn leaves for bachelorhood,

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Don Cas Don Cas Don Don Cas Don Don Cas Don Cas Don BS Don as Don Cas 9432- Yes she s going places Speaking about going places, how about Sal Santa? Well Sal married Alma Roy has 14 children, gave up the accgrdmn and took over S S leather which IS now Saitta and Saltta That reminds me you must know that Fran Connell is now one of the top State Agricultural agents rn Connecticut Yes, she always stops rn to visit Bacon Academy What are the others doing? Well Mattie Mae Bray is teaching grammar school now and her cousin Odessa has been working for Milton Berle Seems he gave her money to sit in the au dtence and giggle all during the show Speaking of show business Edward Groobert the New England Polka King, and his band are putung on a show in our new gymnasium He also calls square dances as a sideline Say how about Anna Mae? She finally married one of those Lebanon boys and I haven t seen hide nor hair of her since Is that so? Well you know that Shirley Brady as her fust act after being tor of the Universal and her husband general manager Our famous lawyer Ted Stankiewicz is representing the government in their anti trust against the A 8: P How t1mes do change Mary Sklener is touring the country campaigning against typewnters She claims they hinder the growth of the bones in the fmgers I guess our old classmates are really making a name for themselves Hershel Cutler is the lead skater in Sonja Heme s new 1ce revue He replaced Dtck Button Jane Rogers has just replaced Dorothea Dix and her column IS now nationally syndicated Listen that s the 4 O0 o clock train coming H1 Frank! That s Frank Adams isn t rt? Yes, he s chief engineer on the D E W W11I I see you at our class reunion? I certainly will be there Now I ve got to get back to New York So long, it was nrce talking to you nv? elected president of J, A, Granowicz and Son, appointed Bill Tarn, proprie- C Z . ., . . C : ' , ' ' '