Avon High School - Treasure Chest Yearbook (Danville, IN)

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I, Linda Jones, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to get along with Mrs.Mitchel1 to Randy Duf- fin, providing he doesn't disrupt her study hall as much as I did. I, Ronald Kepler, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to have no ability to anyone who needs the ability to have no ability, providing he has no more ability than I had. I, Sondra Kennedy, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to go steady to Fay Ann Ransdel, providi.ng she doesn't break my record of one week. I, Sylvilene Larkin, do hereby will and bequeath my dimples to Mr. McClain, providing he shows them more often than I did. I, Joyce Lisby, do hereby will and bequeath my blonde hair to Cheryl Cassidy, providing she doesn't lighten it more than twice a week. I, Jay McDonald, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to stay out of trouble to Joe Hugill, providing he is as quiet and sneaky about it as I was. I, Larry Miller, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to argue with Mr. Rogers to Bill Wright, providing he wins more than two in any one period. I, Gary Mott, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to get along with Mrs. Mitchell, to Jerry Ellis, providing he is not as crazy as I am. I, Phyllis Nester, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to be serious to Helen Nester, providing she doesn't laugh more than five times a day. I, Mike Olrnstead, do hereby will and bequath my ability to look guilty when innocent and innocent when guilty to Stephen .T ones, providing he isn't accused of more things that he didn't do thanl was. I, Joan Parrish, do hereby will and bequeath my freckles to Betty Humphrey, providing she doesn't try to wash them off more than three times a day. I, Ruby Petree, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to change my mind to Mrs. Mitchell, providing she doesn't change her mind more than is absolutely necessary. I, Margaret Pock, do hereby will and bequeath my cast to Marsha Quearry, providing she never needs it. I, Merrill Roberts, do hereby will and bequeath my nickname Crabbe to Joe Hugill, providing he doesn't talk back to the coach more than twice a day. I, Laura Robinson, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to get out of doing homework to Danny Parsons, providing he doesn't get more than one lesson a day. I, Jack Schoen, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to play baseball to Chuck Kennedy, providing he doesn't get hit in the mouth with too many ground balls. I, Judith Searles, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to draw on stencils to Hazel Gentry, pro- viding she doesn't make as many mistakes. I, Beverly Shew, do hereby will and bequeath my cancelled airmail stamps to Deanne Wagner, providing she doesn't use them more than twice. I, Ronald Smith, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to climb water towers to Dennie Bradford, providing he doesn't fall from it more than once. I, Oris Snapp, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to charm the girls away from Speedway to Brownie Acton, providing he keeps up my reputation. ' I, Marlin Summerlot, do hereby will and bequeath my full race tractor to Ronnie Parsons, pro- viding he races more motor scooters thanl have. I, Barbara Surber, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to be the shortest girl in the class to Mari- lyn Knarr, providing she doesn't tower over 6 feet by her senior year. I, Nona Babs Taylor, do hereby will and bequeath my naturally curly hair to Judie Beecham, pro- viding she doesn't set it more than twice a day. ' I, Irvin Walton, do hereby will and bequeath my southern accent to Charles Riggles, providing people cannot understand him better than me. 22

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We are told that Joan Parrish and Nola Carr will drive in the hand cart one hundred mile race that will be held in the afternoon. We now prepare to leave, but as we do we hear that Barbara Surber has invented a no voice phone and that the two famous missionaries, Ruby Petree and Nona Taylor, have returned from their journey to the North Pole. We now return to our life of luxury, and think over some more good things about our days at good Old Avon High. xNX xx xx xx F051 . S01 di an 4,4 fd, eff! an an an 903 II, 5:2 xx xx xx xr-Q 2' WILL We, the Senior Class of 1959, being of sound mind and of sound body, do hereby will and bequeath the following things to the following people, provided they fulfill the requirements. ARTICLE I I, Lloyd Acton, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to play basketball to Jim Webb, providing he grows to be 6 feet, 3 inches by the time he is a Senior. I, Edward Blair, do hereby will and bequeath my height to Joe Clossey, providing he doesn't get stepped on too many times. I, James Bledsoe, do hereby will and bequeath my 1935 Ford pickup truck to Bill Tharp, providing I don't have to help him work on it as much as he has helped me. I, Keith Bowman, do hereby will and bequeath all the headaches of being Senior Class Treasurer to the future Senior Class Treasurer, providing he has just as many headaches as I have had. I, Gretchen Bradley, do hereby will and bequeath my long blonde hair to Betty Acton providing she doesn't peroxide it more than twice in one week. l, Nola Carr, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to be nosey to Barbara Gray, providing she doesn't wreck more than three lives a day. I, Dale Childress, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to go steady with the same girl for four years to Dick Biggs, providing he finds the right girl. I, James Dinkle, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to lift cars to Pat Olmstead, providing he doesn't hold them up for more than one hour at a time. I, James Hiner, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to drive safely to Bobby Shields, providing he doesn't go over eighty MPH in a thirty MPH zone. I, Carol Sue Huffman, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to make disastrous mistakes to Karen Keppel, providing she doesn't make more than fifteen a day. I, William Jones, do hereby will and bequeath my parachute to David Gerdts, providing he test jumps it at least once a week. 21

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I, ,Tudith Yates, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to get out of class to Eleanor Behymer, pro- viding she attends Mr. Davis' class and one other one besides his. I, William Young, do hereby will and bequeath my little blue jet to Bill Wright, providing he doesn't fill it up with gas more than once a month. ARTICLE II To Mr. Hohnstreiter, we leave space for some new geniuses. To Mr. McClain, we leave our perfect and outstanding record whether it is all good or all bad. To Mr. Davis, we leave a new bunch of Seniors to teach Government to, providing he doesn't have class more than once a week. To Mrs. Marie A. Mitchell, we leave more peace and quiet first, third, and fourth. periods, providing she doesn't go mad from boredom. To Mr. Rogers, we leave less trouble with the next Junior Class. To Mrs. Huffman, we leave our old scholarship tests, providing she doesn't throw them away until next year. To Mrs. Dugan, we leave a Sherlock Holmes to help track down all those who didn't pay their bookstore bills. To Mr. Baldauf, we leave a new bunch of test tubes to break up. To Miss Elrod, we leave a happy married life. To Mrs. Harshbarger, we leave all our used excuse blanks. To Mr. Horton, we leave a pair of skis with radar equipment to keep him from running into rock piles. To Mrs. Bonnie Mitchell, we leave our broken down derbys, wilted carnations, dirty white gloves, and our hoarse voices for cheer-block. To Mr. Ross, we leave a quieter restaurant for lunch at noon. To Mr. Theofanis, we leave a new ball team with better luck. To Miss Hopkins, we leave a new and more exciti.ng chapter in her book. To Mr. Haynes, we leave more knowledge than he thought existed in Avon. To Mrs. Bennington, we leave a new play cast for next year. To Mrs. Thomas, we leave the use of Mrs. Dugan's Sherlock Holmes to help her find her lost books. ARTICLE Ill To the .T uniors, we leave our left over derbys, bake sales, and sockhops, providing they don't make more money than we did. To the Sophomores, we leave our good standing with the faculty and a high standard to live up to, providing they don't acquire a better standing than we did. To the Freshmen, we leave four years of hard work in order to gain the special privileges that come with the work, providing they don't get out of any more of it than we did. .xxx xx 'mm xxx Y0z- 1:01 fd ff ff 1449 eff! in My an 93022 'H QQ NN xx ms. NWA 23