Avon High School - Boomerang Yearbook (Avon, IL)

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alu' tlunimnauu fciiua iflaiu' Zurk “She hath a beaming eye, but no one knows for whom it beameth.” Flake School ’17; Platonian Literary So- ciety ’18-’20. iSnuiarii (Cliffnrii batman “I’m not witty in myself, but it is no lault of mine.” Shanghai School ’18; Platonian Literary Society ’18-’20; President of Class ’18-’2 i; Yeilmastcr ’20-’22; “Aaron Boggs, Fresh- man” ’21; Athletic Editor “Boomerang” ’21; Advertising Manager “Boomerang” ’22; “And Home Came Ted” ’22. Jlrrnr pururmt “She is of an artistic temperament. Need we say more?” Longmont Public School ’18; Prairie City High School ’18-’20; “Aaron Boggs, Freshman” ’21; Literary Editor “Boom- erang” ’21; “And Home Came Ted” ’22. 0 15 « 53

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tUir Unumrrami «te Kollitt tK. Dnuulaiui “Pursuit of knowledge under difficul- ties.” Avon High School '17; Emersonian Lit- erary Society ’17-’20; Treasurer of Class ’20-’22; Secretaiy and Treasurer of A. H. S. A. A.; Basket Ball '20-'21; Adver- tising Manager “B x merang ’21; Busi- ness Manager “Boomerang” ’22; “And Home Came Ted” ’22. jFUirrnrr (Crrrlta 0ai| “I have no other but a woman’s reason: 1 think it so, because 1 think it so.” Avon Public School ’17; Platonian Liter- ary Society ’17-’20. Urrur (£. (Emumui “Stately and tall he moves in the hall. The chief of a thousand for grace.” (?) Avon Public School ’18; Emersonian Lit- erary Society ’18-’20; “Aaron Boggs, Freshman” ’21; Basket Ball ’21-’22; Ath- letic Editor “Boomerang” ’22; Track ’20-’22; “And Home Came Ted” ’22. Q £

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U.hr Voamrrang ------tp (CmiBlttutinn uf thr A. IB. S . of Aium PREAMBLE E, the Seniors of the Avon High School, in order to form a more imperfect union, establish riot, insure the enmity of our pedagogues, promote gen- eral warfare, and secure the condemnation of the faculty to ourselves and the Freshies, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the benefit of A. H. S. ARTICLE L Section I. All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in the Seniors, which consist of the Smarts and the Non-Smarts. Section II. The Non-Smarts shall be composed of members chosen every other St. Patrick’s day, and their qualifications shall be greenness and ability to look stupid. No person shall be a Non-Smart who has ever had above seventy-five in any subject, or who shows signs of improvement. Section III. The Smarts shall be composed of all those who have a steady diet of book-worms, and whose mental capacity is largely bunk. No person shall be a Smart who has been four years a Non-Smart citizen of A. H. S. ARTICLE II. Section I. This Congress shall have power to break all rules, to do anything with- in the classroom that will aid toward their life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness, but all rules must show partiality toward the Non-Smarts. Section II. The following rights shall be granted to the persons herein desig- nated: 1. For the sake of his good looks, Howard C. Tatman may have the power to borrow money on the credit of the treasury of the Senior class, for the purpose of buying “Whiz Bang” and “Hot Dog” magazines. 2. Phil Sundberg is given the exclusive privilege of blockading all halls, either while napping or loafing, 3. Irene Spurgeon may enjoy her gum at all hours of the day, providing that the velocity is not greater than ten chews per second. 4. Roll ip K. Douglass may have power to declare war in English IV, and to pre- pare strong fortifications with ammunition against the attacks of Bernadine. 5. Any pair of twins having brains enough to divide with others shall be re- quired to pay an income tax on all excess. 6. Any person with a heart as weak as Lester’s is not a naturalized citizen until he can withstand the blushes of Doris. 7. The government of A. H. S. announces to the faculty, that Verne Conway may have the privilege of breaking all apparatus in Physics Lab. As fast as appaiatus can be manufactured, he shall be allowed to break it. 8. Edna Zuck shall be given full permission to retain the affections of Douglas Spencer, if it is passed by two thirds majority of the houses. Smarts and Non-Smarts. 9. Eula Botkin may indulge in note-writing so long as she does not trespass on forbidden ground. 10. Celeste Yeoman shall provide for organizing a class for all talented Whislers in school. 11. Edith Pool shall be given permission to giggle at all hours of the day, with- out being called into the laboratory by Mr. Reeve, for disturbing assembly. 12. To Vera Brandt shall be granted the exclusive right of deciding the proper length, breadth, color, fabric, style, and quantity of each and every garment in the wardrobes of the various members of the class; and of determining the rules of eti- quette of anyone attending formal dances.