Avila University - Anthem Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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Dear Sir: It has come to my attention that you have an organization on your campus known as the Nu Sigma Chi. This letter is to inform you that unless this group becomes unrecognized in this year ' s year- book, you will receive another letter even nastier than this one. J. Fred Muggs Pres. Old Sigma Chi JFM zc Dear Editor, This letter is to inform you that I am the editor. Make no mistake about that. I am the editor. Mary Margaret Geis Editor c x LETTERS TO EDITOR ' i $ To whom it may concern: I happen to know that you guys copied your yearbook from the back of a Screaming Yellow Zonkers box. Leave $5000 in a brown paper sack under the 63rd St. Bridge on June 10 or I will for- ward this information on to the authorities. Sar Farkel Dear Miss Editor: I think this yearbook is really stupid. Why can ' t we have a normal yearbook like everyone else? I think a yearbook should give a person something by which to remember the year. Where are all the pictures of all the things that happened this year? Alice Mallas Look between the pictures- -Ed. 3

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INTRODUCTION How do you do? I am Ephraim your yearbook for 1969-1970. Within my pages you will find stories and pictures to remind you of your school year. Featured will be pictures of faculty, seniors, and anything else which would hold still for our photographers. Our theme for this year is capitalism and much effort has been eliminated for its production. If you find it difficult to follow, merely attach a bell to its neck. I wish I could but I can ' t. 2

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FRIENDS Miss Frances and Friends Hobbits Torey and Friends Yvonne (Bonnie), Louise, Alyce, G Donna Tigger Boardwalk and Park Place Karen and Cubby Princess Summer-Fall-Winter- Spring Norton and Trixie Betty Jo Bialovski Dudley Dooright Tess Truehart Chuck Brown John Brown Wheels and Tires Bell and Edison George of the Jungle Pogo Mary Worth Franny and Zooey Miss Havisham Antoinede Sainte-Exupery Mr. Souse BUMS --Effete Snobs for Peace Stephen Pepper Raskalnokov Boris and Tasha M. Sajben Julie and David Bob and Carol John and Mary Ted and Alice Chet and David Joe Buck Maddy Ross Alfalfa Osmonds and Lennons Racquel Wally Cox Captain America and Billy Dick and Jane Pooky and Jerry Butch and Sundance Roy and Dale Loretta Young Lawrence of Arabia Alfie Alice Gorman Scarlet and Rhett Mrs. Olson Katy Winters Eddie Haskell Kathy, Bud, and Betty Laura and Rob David and Lisa Aunt Bea Zorro Spin and Marty Tinker Bell Cisco and Pancho Amos and Andy Green Phantom Green Hornet Chanticleer and Pertelote Arnold Ziffel Abby and Julius Dr. Spock George M. Cohan Florence Nightingale Jean Brodie Anne and Henry Jo, Amy, Beth, and Meg Shylock Dust Commander Lenny and Joe 889347 Road Runner Cass and Cash Mick Jagger and Peggy Lee Is that all there is? 4