Avalon High School - Annual Yearbook (Avalon, PA)

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THE BUZZER 27 Miss Macpherson- Is Alberta sick or house cleaning ? Soph- Both, she is sick of house cleaning. A. P.- Have you got any thumb tacks ? Obie- No, but I have some finger nails. We need a throne, or at least a good strong presidential chair, for the Senior President. The chem- istry chairs are entirely too frail and unworthy of so honorable a per- sonage. -Senior. Ray CChewing gum in Englishj Miss Macpherson- Isn't your gum about worn out ? Ray- No, I chew it with my teeth. Miss Macpherson- Doris, you are a string of pearls joined by lands?-77 Gladys- Why did the eclipse of the moon look green ? Russell- The earth threw a shadow of 240,000 miles on the moon, and in its journey it went over Ireland. Another Use for Glasses. Ted- Miss Meek, I can't hear a word you say. Miss Meek - Put on your glasses. Another Proposal Miss Meek- John, I wish you would write so that I could read it. J. Mayer- I can read it. Miss M.- Well, I have the eyes of an eagle and I can't read it. M. Wills- I can read it and I'm an Eagle. Miss M.- Milton, I wish you would fly away. M. W.- Well, will you ily with me? Doris made an eloquent speech about a new musical instrument composed of bells to be installed in Washington. In the narrative she said they were melted to make bul- lets for the war. Ray-- Now, I know why bullets sing. Miss Macpherson- Russell, do you think so, too? Russ- Sure, yes ma'am, I agree with you. Miss Mac. Csternlyb- What did I say ? Russ- It doesn't make any dif- ference, I agree with you any way. A Toast Here's to the girl Who can give compliments so handy So that on Wednesday nite He will bring her some candy. Here's to the fellow Who can always make a date With the prettiest girl Whom no one can hate. -J . G., '21. Pleadology of a Senior CDedicated to R. Littlej To Miss Meek: Altho' I in outburst break Whenever I may dareg Forgive me and forget But do not pull my hair. -R. B., '21. Miss Macpherson- You girls look very nice with your hair down, only what's the matter with Alice and Bessie ? Les. Moore- Aw, they aren't regular like the other girls, they should give the rats a little rest for a while. lst- Obie and 'Schmit' sleep to- getherf' 2nd- Where ? 1st- In study hall.

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28 THE BUZZER A BUSINESS COURSE ONCE IN A LIFETIME! BE SURE YOU GET THE BEST! GO TO SPECIAL . SUMMER SUMMER HOURS SCHOOL CFINEJ JUNE, 8:30 JULY, TO AUGUST 1:00 WHY I5 THIRTY YEARS' experience. m0St U0 0 0I1I' S ll ell S RVG F1611 S OI' T9 2. IVQS W 0 P'I' A1 100!f tdth f'd lr' h A are gratuates of P. I. They all recommend it to their friends. BIG A -C SES- ERVICE-PRICES LOC TION OUR S Call Cedar 1312 NORTH AVE., AND FEDERAL ST. fContinued from page 231 is a great convenience, as families ANNUAL are confined to one room. ' . Concluding, as for the Reds, I C 0 m m u n I t y C 3' m p wish to state that I shall give them FOR BOYS the blues. Mr. Chairman, may I have a few M Allsnices - more moments? I have run over NORTH BOROUGHS BRANCH Yo Mo 'CO Al PITTSBURGH 10, POINT MARION, PA. JULY 5TH TO 24TH, 1920 EOL. A SAFE-SANE-PLACE FOR YOUR SON'S VACATION .101 Information on Application my time, but I feel as if I must add one finishing statement and leave a sweet thought in the minds of these people. Thank you. Friends, d0n't connect the word egotism with the name of Mr. Palmer. This reminds me of a little incident which occurred recently. The Literary Digest, as you all know, of course, held a Straw Vote on candidates for the presi- dency. You probably wondered that my name appeared so far down the list, but there is a reason. Let me explain. It was modesty, mere- ly modesty. I have ever advocated modesty, believing that he who humbles himself shall be exalted. ' And I now only wait for the voice