Avalon High School - Annual Yearbook (Avalon, PA)

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24 THE BUZZER Swrunr Elrahr fllllarka Norine-- . .................................. Chill Chaser' Donald--- ------ Look what Horlick's did for me' Gladys--- -.---------------------- One of the 57' Doris ---- --- We are advertised bv our loving friends Ted ------ --------------- ' 'Have you a sweetheart?' Howard ---- -- The egg crate wallop, 99 44f100 pure' Anna ----- -----.----- ' 'A beauty aid for every need' George ---- --------------------- ' ' Kuppenheimerl' Jessie-- ---------------- Sun-maid? Chris ---- ------ ' 'The happy messenger' Helen K.--- ------------ Is my nose shiny ?' Harvey ---- -- Become a real business man' Judy - ----- Champion worry-chaser' Clayton ---- ---------------. ' 'Sasmpecks' Ray ' ---- ------ ' 'Don't shout' Grace-- ---'Rainldrop lsize' Dan ---- --- Speed l Grits' Freda ---- ---------- ' 'Wear-Ever' Russ - ------- Send no money' Karl ---- ----- ' 'A good old card game' Jean ----- --- Music bv correspondence' Maude .-.-- -------- ' 'Pure as the Pines' Helen T.--- -- A skin you love to touch' Andy ----- --- Learn to dance at home' Ruth--- ----- ---- ' 'Say it with flowers' Olive--- -------- -- Hasn't scratched yet' mg - 7 E 0 AW AI-ON BANK ' I AVALON. PA. . owlrll 550,000.00 SURPLUS .0 moms 52I,l78.22 OFFICERS Z W. J. K. SNYDER, President l 2 : E WILLIAM JENKINS, Vice President H. W. FEICK, cashier W M YOUNG, Asst Cashier ' DIRECTORS BEHRHORST A McCREA R L THOMPSON M BELL PARKER J H WATT DUNCAN PATTERSON L P WEINMAN JENKINS K SNYDER D L STARR c. E. R. . . . WM. . s. H. . . L. H. s. G. . . WM. W. J. . . . z 1 532 O !

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THE BUZZER . 23 ing with countryman and plain citi- zen talking with plain citizen, poli- tics-let that be the farthest from our thoughts. The most vital question in the country today is that of the high cost of living and it is due you that I explain the many impossible things-that is, impossible to other men-that have been accomplished during my regime. As my time is limited, I shall speak only of the sweetest morsel under our tongues, that is, sugar, or the sugar ques- tion. As you know, Louisiana sugar rose to eighteen cents a pound when the market price was only eleven cents a pound, but there was a 'reason behind all this. Let me explain. When the people saw that sugar was eighteen cents a pound they flatly refused to buy it, therefore, it was conserved, while the eleven cent sugar was consumed rapidly. You see, when the people saw that sugar was eighteen cents a pound, they could not afford to buy it, they would not buy it, and they did not buy it, therefore it was saved. See-conservation of product, the same thing over again. It is not the money we want to save, but the sugar, the product itself. Now, since I have mentioned simply one of the many things that I have accomplished, I shall pre- sent to you what I intend to do, in regard to the high cost of living, if the people of this country are wise enough to elect me president. In my first address to Congress I shall advocate the immediate en- actment of the following bills, which, just as effectively as the sugar saving campaign, I expect to work wonders in the United States: The Avoirdupois Bill comes first. This Bill states that the population must not weigh over twenty pounds to a foot. A man five feet in height, therefore, must not weigh more than one hundred pounds even though he has two feet. Otherwise people must cut down their height or stop eating. A great amount of food will be saved in this way. The next most important is the Excelsior Bill. Instead of eating shredded wheat, people must resort to excelsior for their morning re- past. It looks the same and tastes the same. Probably the next most import- ant question in our minds is the clothes question. I would advise that women wear silks and satins, as this will save washing. On the other hand, no, as it were, on the same hand-a man does not need to wear a shirt covered up by a coat, and a vest. All he needs is a collar and a front piece which is tied down to his belt by a hook. This is ab- solutely the latest feature in men's apparel. The Transportation Bill holds next place. We must conserve leather, therefore husbands are re- quired to provide for every three members in the family a Ford. Henry Ford has graciously com- plied with this law and lowered the price of Fords to three for a quar- ter. But the Public must respond even more to the Government. It is almost compulsory that people walk one day on their heels and the next on their toes. Shoes will wear twice as long this way. This is termed the Heel and Toe Bill. That reminds me of a sign I saw the other day. It read like this: Feetless socks Wear better than the old kind. In regard to house furnishings, it is advisable that people adorn their walls with tapestry, as paper is excessively scarce. The last, but not least, is the Anti-Rest Bill or Sitting Down and Getting Up Act.' Both chair seats and our clothes are worn by so much resting that both could be saved by the Bed Shift Law. This states that a family needs only one bed by sleeping in shifts. Since houses are scarce these days, this fContinued on page 281

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J o1n in Pleasure .................... Ah! So Pure, ah! So Bright .......... The Old Oaken Bucket ....... ---- A Merry Life .............. .... - The Miller ........................ The Mountain Maid ................. See, the Conquering Hero Comes .... Hail! Smiling Morn ................. Love Wakes and Weeps .............. Jingle Bells ....................... Even the Bravest Heart May Swell-- Drink to Me Only with Thine Eyes--- Love's Old Sweet Song .............. . Sweet and Low .................... . Chime Again ........... ...... A Hunting We Will Go ..... .... Awake! ........................... Last Night My Love Dwelt-in-a-Northerri-Landzz- Help .It On ......................... THE BUZZER 25 Swim' Sung Bunk anh Zlazz Sraniml Christine Hooper-- Daniel Molter ----- . Girl of Mine . When the Moon Shines on the Moonshine Norine Anderson---.Smiles Raymond Little- - - You'd be Surprised Gladys Cole ---.--- .You're a Million Miles from Nowhere George Graeif ---.-. Doris Corbett -.---- . Jessie Gramentine-. William Corbett---. Julia Knight --.---- Howard Clark -.--. Anna Dowd ------- . Grace Louthan ----. . Helen Kahl -------- . Alfreda Painter---. Karl Schiller --.--- , Russell Pollock -.-. , Helen Toay ---.--- . Maude Thomas ---- . Jean Stewart ------ Slow and Easy By the Campfire Mystery Oh, Mother! I'm Wild -My Isle of Golden Dreams Boy of Mine Johnny's in Town The Vamp Everybody Calls me Honey I Might be Your Once in a While Tumble In Peggy Oh! How She Can Dance Venetian Moon Oh! Good Night, Good Night, Beloved ----. - With My Loved One at Home --..-.-. Good Night, Thou Glorious Sun .----- Little Tin Soldier ...--......-...... Sleep Baby, Sleep -.--.-...-.- .... Oh Hush Thee, My Babe .-..----..-. Ruth Wilson .------ Sweet Kisses Olive Wilt -.---.-.. -Everybody Shimmies Now Donald Bechler ---. ..Happy Days Andrew Ward --..-. .You Ain't Heard Nothin' Yet Clayton Kuester---.-All Night Long She Calls Me Baby Harvey Kapner ---- -You're Some Pretty Doll J ohn- Harry's dad was drowned yesterday? Fred- Couldn't he swim ? John- Yes, but he was a union man. He swam eight hours and then quit. -The Signal. Begging the Question. She met him in a darkened roomg Said he, I've brought some roses. She answered with irrelevance, Oh dear! how cold your nose is. -The Krikut. - Teacher- Margaret, why do you suppose Queen Elizabeth never married? Margaret- Because she had good common sense and didn't be- lieve in two sitting on a chair. CRoyal Chairl. -The Red and White. When I played Hamlet last the audience took fifteen minutes to leave the house, boasted the for- mer actor. Indeed ? queried the ex-come- dian, Was he lame? -The Signal. Junior- Did you ever take cas- tor oil ? Freshie- No, who teaches it ? Mr. Wood one day thought he would have some fun with Mr. Stone. Approaching him, he said: Well, Stone, how's Mrs. Stone and all the little pebbles ? Fine, said Stone, How's Mrs. Wood and all the little splinters ? -The Magnet. . Freshman- How long can a per- son live without brains ? Sophomore- I don't know, how old are you ? Mr. M.- Adams, how could you prevent cider from changing into vinegar ? Paul- Drink it. -The Red and White Flame. -.-1 J. S.- I can't get an outline on 'Modern Girl! Remarks R. L.- I couldn't say a word. T. Corbett- If you talked about their clothes you couldn't talk more than two minutes.