Austintown Fitch High School - Reflector Yearbook (Youngstown, OH)

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W ie Edaaawama 0 Q A world history student informs Mr. Fliclcinger that the thirty years war lastecl from 1600 to 1670. A Dior fashion in the making! Choose the pattern, stitch the darts and seams, try it on and mark the hem. Five-minute time test g the margin sticks, the paper slips, the time is up, result v 20 words, 18 mistakes. A Sit upl More volume! Use your diaphragm! Mrs. Rothwell's chorus classes learn that practice makes perfect. Wait boys, dorft saw that boarcll You don't have your aprons on Page Twenty-Three

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I questioned the crew about the habitat of the Yogie- bird. The cook, CLARA LISCHAK, said that in their younger days she and NANCY BOYER caught three of these birds in the GONGAWARE Congo of South Africa. She had never heard of Ron Edwards. Time was running short. He must be found . . . DANNY KARNOFEL, the crew member in charge of counting barnacles, had read of Edwards in a Paris news- paper. I got off the boat at Cherbourg. A barge owned by DIANE BRUNO provided transportation up the Seine. It sprang a leak. I swam . . . Paris was noisy. I was thirsty. I sat down at STARK's Sidewalk Cafe. A waitress, MARGIE Mimi BROWN, advised me to try a DARBY - water with two ice cubes. I went to the newspaper office of the DeGREGORY Dailyvv. The editor, Monsieur ROBERTO PALLANTE, sent copygirl MARY LOUISE CREED to the morgue - of the paper, that is . . . Edwards' name had appeared in the June 30 issue. He had apparently seen NANETTE PETERS who heads a Can-Can revue composed of MILLIE HOGARTH, MARIANNE DUNN, and SHIRLEY KONNERTH. They reported that he was on his way to the Congo by way of Spain . . . Going to the French airport I passed the Eiffel Tower. It was being given its first coat of luminous paint. The specialist in charge of this delicate operation was Dr. W. A. DETCHON. The paint was developed from a formula by DORIS RUSSELL. It contains that rare mineral, KIMMEL. I approached the Chop-Sing Restaurant. I had a craving for Mexican food. I pushed the swinging doors. They swung. I entered. Owner ANGELO ITALIANO greeted me. We were old chums. He usd to work for STANLEY THORPE's Turkish bath. So did I. I ordred borscht. Ang's floor show was centered around ARLENE KIRBY who performed the hula for matinees only. Talk about Americans in Paris . . . It was 7:15. I was in Paris. I hurried to the airport. I boarded the SCHWARK - the latest in jets. The pilot was GINA HAHN - more women drivers. It was 7:30. I was in Madrid. At the landing field I bought Spanish peanuts from ELAINE BROWN and JUDY BAKER. The Ameri- can consul, JAMES LAMBETH, said that only a day ago Edwards was talking to him. I decided to head for the Congo after a good night's rest in the WILLIAMS Hotel. The rates were too high. I put up a pup tent . . . It was morning. Again to the airport after eating some of SANDRA SCHMIDT's dehydrated cinnamon rolls. Flying over Egypt I could see the Nile River where FAYE ROWE, chief of pyramid operations, is now stationed. Vffe landed at the Page KOLESAR Airport near Capetown. I was hot. On the trail, that is. He was only a day ahead. HAEFKE, my native guide, insisted I head for the Gon- gaware Congo if I wanted a Yogie-bird. I managed to see the missionary, CLARE WHITE. Her shortwave radio brought in the New York station that carried the barber- shop quartette of DONNA VANASDALE, JANICE VINION, CAROL IRVING, and LESTIA CLEGG. Be- fore leaving, I gave her MARILYN DAVIS, latest book on cannibals, Why Eat? . . . I looked into a clearing. There was JACK MORRISON trying to teach the natives the mambo. They got it all but the unh . . . I was leary of entering the jungle with only one guide. To tell you the truth, I was scared. We used a canoe. Haefke paddled. I rode. We were on the HANKO River. We saw a blinking light along the shore. We drifted over. A sign read, Get your hot dogs here - with mustard, that is. We were going to get out, but the manager, FRANK BREWER, assured us of curb service. He worked for ELAINE SAMUELS who monopolized the hot dog busi- ness in the jungle. Frank told us that Edwards' safari hadn't stopped - they liked catchup . . . I had been away from home so long I didn't know that NEIL DONAGHY had revised the theory of relativity. Or that BOB HOLLOWELL owned the CADMAN Coal Company. Or that the team of WOOD 'n' BROTHERS now starred on their own puppet show . . . In the morning we left. The mosquitoes were terrible. Even the insecticide invented by PAUL VATH didn't bother them. Haefke wanted to turn back. We didn't. I could see Edwards, camp. We landed the boat. His guides were former schoolmates, THOMAS LANTERMAN, KENNETH MOORE, and HERB WAYNE, who had made the study of African topography their life work . . . Edwards came forward. I stated by business. He hesitated. I threatened him - Haefke stepped forward, spear in hand. Edwards grumbled, but reached in his pocket. He gave me the object. I was happy. So was Haefke. Edwards wasn't . . . I flew back to New York - by plane - and with more women drivers. The co-pilots were DIANA NAGEL and BARBARA DEEMER . . . but I was happy . . . I reported the facts to Degnan. He was happy. I went to the man who hired the agency. He had become a multi- millionaire after using logarithms to figure the stock market. His secretaries, THERESA PINTER and JOAN KEN- NEDY, announced me. His valet, JIM GRIFFITHS, led the way. I followed. He was counting his money. I gave him the object. It was a dime. A 1955 dime - owed by Edwards since their senior year in high school. He was happy - Scrooge GOLDEN, that is. He was so happy that he paid me -- uh huh, the dime. Those are the facts. Twenty-Two

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I hope that our Seniors have gained the understand- ing necessary to accept the things they cannot change calmly, the cour- age to change for the better the things they can, and the wisdom to know the difference. ff Marczls V. Mrffccry 24dlm6ac'd4f'mZ6avz I I I -1 aff Marcus V. McEvoy, superintendent John Schuller, Jr., principal Success comes to him who keeps concen- trating on one thing at a time. - john Sclmller, lr. R. E. Buchwalter, business manager As we do each dayas work may we ever keep in mind we are building for the future. - R. E. Buchufalfer Page Twenty-Four