Austin College - Chromascope Yearbook (Sherman, TX)

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 Clyde Eagleton is my name and I go to Austin College where 1 expect to get an M. A. degree. My Papa is the Professor of English in that institution, and I am instructor of History. Oh, no! I don’t mind teaching the preps in the least. They know such a little bit that I feel like a LL. D„ Ph. D., X. Y. Z. when I get up to teach them. What do I do about odors ? Oh, I breathe through my mouth whenever I go around a prep. I would tell you more about myself, but brevity is the soul of wit, and, besides, then you would know too much about me, so good-bye” Walter Ewing Long, M. A. - - - - Ladonia, Texas. This is Walter Elizabeth. Isn’t he good looking? Sure he is, and all the girls are crazy about him, too! But he “don’t pay them no mind.” Walter is a highway robber and a heartless wretch—that is, he runs the book department. For further information we refer you to Long’s long record above. He is evidently a great man.