Augustana Hospital School of Nursing - Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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rrmrfisfi 55355 I Bughouse The King of Agarffrgar was a very cultured man, Who molded col'nies in the East as only such kings can, His pathogenic teachings caused reactions in the mass, For when his case was analyzed they said, We'll give him gas. His dope is all polluted, now this parasite shall die. He gives us plated theories, but his toxins won't slide by. So microtomes from Bulgaris were brought and put in place. These instruments, the natives cried, shall fumigate the race. Schizomycetes yelled the king, somethings fermenting here- My sterile brain must determine a way to end my fear. But no solution did he find-The moral of this tune- Those who inoculate with wrong are not themselves immuneq M r med our -ID oqdewn '-- ig .. I-OZQT -'33-Xvxhev YXCQ65 rcTTtwvN'G, Nuvseeyidume. Is there any food value in dates? Alma R.: It depends on whom you make it with. lust Tonsils I thought that tonsils were a joke Until I had mine out, I used to smile and wonder What all the fuss was about. One day the Doctor told me My sore throat needed care, He placed me on the table And applied the little snare. When I awoke my throat felt like The giraffes in the zoo, And every time I'd swallow It would last an hour or two. I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep, I wished that I was dead, I lost my patience and ten pounds And spent two weeks in bed. atchie. Page smvclzty-five

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Q ...JTMIQQQEXQ 5355! Alphonso is a lover of music. He attends song practice every Thursday even' ing. In fact he has become so engrossed in the art that he has forgotten that clean' liness is next to Godliness. One evening he demonstrated his enthusiasm by leaping upon a table. Carter quickly removed him from his exalted position and put him out in the outer darkness where he became a wiser cat. Now he controls the emo' tions which music cause in his feline breast and contents himself by quietly purring his appreciation. We hope that Professor Hultman may come to appreciate his musical ability and appoint him our leading soloist. rr ,ZW . if PREVAILING DISEASES IN SENIGR CLASS: i Bessie Kubec-Manomania. Ethel Jones-Speakophobia. Sophie Lund-Gigglitis. Edna Larson-Sleepophilia. Esther Hooglund-Adipositis. Dorothy Hanvvay-Gloomectony. Lillian Radzom-Lisporrhea. Naomi Nelson-Kimonofectony. Kathryn Nelson-Coiffeurosis. Mathilda Westberg-Trainerniania. Signe Swanson-Peaceophonia. Irene Friskopp--Baldomania. Evangeline Isaacson-Cleveritis. Edna Kittleson-Discreetoma. Lillie Olson-Cerealosis. Gunhild Crown-Lateosis. Eleanor Wivagg-Bangorrhea. Grace Copper-Speedectomy. Helen Kolstad-Silentosis. Lulu Alberts-Studyematosis. Eva Nelson-Fatiguerrhea. Olga Carlson-Javamania. Wilniina Moran-Noisorrhea. Harriet Carter-Sportomania. Alma Rothkath-Vampophobia. Muriel Hanson-Bragorrhea. Catherine Jensen-Romanceophilia. Page selvcfziy-fo1Lr

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..-... . , ,.,. TMESQQQ 5555! s f e nr la tx gh .. lp p l v , H .. h VA 'In all GSS butv Q.Xo.o6a'a. A Poor Tired Nurse She doesn't need a pillow soft and dreamy, She doesn't need a sofa or ai bed, It may be hard, it be rough and searny, But anywhere will do to rest her head. The place she occupies may be required For other plans and purposes than hers, But when a nurse is truly tired She wants to go to sleep just where she is. Our Telephone-3rd floor. Brfrfrfrfrfrf1'frf1'frfrfrfrfrfr First Voice: Someone answer that telephonef, l Brfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrf1'f1'frf1'fr Second Voice: Answer it yourself. I'm not expecting any C Brfrfrfrfrf1'f1 rf1'frf1'frfrfr'r . . as d a I h -Psa First Voice: Why oesnt someone answer t e phone. Brfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfr'1' Second Voice: Is Dorothy Hanway home? First Voice: L'No, she's on duty. I'm glad I didn't answer it. It wasnt for me anyway. Page mventy-six 4 Emma, :SS -Nlw, yionvl Shim who XX65 em MXS - aw, 3.