Augustana Hospital School of Nursing - Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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'TMIEJQQEXQ 3355! THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN: Eva, awake through one whole lecture. Van, without her wit. Bill, without pep. Crown, on time for breakfast. Cooper, in a hurry. Katy, without her bang curled. Dorothy, without a giggle. Kitty, not cramming for an exam. Jensen, not in a hurry. Lil, doing something wrong. Bess, without a date. Coma, being called Edna. Frisky, with hennaed hair. Naomi, not singing My Wild Irish Rose while in the bath tub. Carter, without a Saturday Evening Post. Carlson, refusing coffee. Sophie, with a sober face. Alberts, having a date. Kolstad, without her sarcasm. Muriel, old enough to take State Board. Esther, reducing. Ottoson, using rouge. Jones, not talking Radzom, not imitating someone. Rothkath, late for breakfast. Wivagg, refusing to dance. Signe, being cross. Miss Olson: -L'Do you-P know how many ribs you have? Preliminary Student: Oh dear no, I am too ticklish to count them. Miss Olson: 'LWhat's a skeleton? H Miss Carter: O, that's bones with the people rubbed off. Probie hands in a drawing of a femur with a long line drawn thru it, and on inquiry informs Miss Olson that the line represents the spinal cord. Miss Olson: Define diaphoresisf' Ruth K.: 'LInflammation of the diaphragm. Ivliss Kroncke fcalling the meat man over the phonejzf How much are your ribs today? Page seventy-three

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.TU-Illliggfi 5535! in WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF: Dr. A. J. O. forgot to order Broth, gruel and buttermilk for his operatives. Dr. F.. H. O. didn't have a dressing list. Dr. Percy forgot to operate. Dr. Frick forgot his monocle. Dr. Lundgren forgot his dignity. Dr. Alder went on a diet. 1 Orile lost interest in the splint room. Weigaii was on time for class. Nadeau forgot his humor in L'Surgery. Murray lost his artistic ability in drawing pictures. Christenson forgot to give us a party. Rudolph forgot to wink. Gasser didn't use slang. Maryan's hair was straight. Dr. Dr. Dr. A Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Efferding forgot to flirt. Frederickson found malaria. Saenger left your stockings Peterson forgot to smile. Sundblad quit scrubbing. Vaupel was unfair. to dry on the radiator. WANT ADS Wanted-Irivisible, soft pillows compact: Will pay spot cash for an Iowa stone to sharpen wits with occasionally. May be slightly used. to be used during lecture hours. Must be Marie Jahn Alice Holtan Frances Burk. A - i Bill Moran. For Rent-A wicked wink. Demonstration on request. Kathryn Potteiger. Waimted-An abundance of experience that I may illustrate my point in class by an example from my own observation. Della Hanson. Waiited-A case of measles. Nothing but the real article will be considered. Mary Wegne1'. LOST AND FOUND Lost-My sense of humor. Somewhere on sixth floor Extension. Finder please 1'CtU1'f1 to .Lulu Kennedy, Room 302. Lost-My appetite, in Laboratory. Large reward offered for return of same. Catherine Jensen. Lost-Half an hour for being late at breakfast. Page .vefuerziy-lf1.uo Edith Carlson and Florence Beck

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Q ...JTMIQQQEXQ 5355! Alphonso is a lover of music. He attends song practice every Thursday even' ing. In fact he has become so engrossed in the art that he has forgotten that clean' liness is next to Godliness. One evening he demonstrated his enthusiasm by leaping upon a table. Carter quickly removed him from his exalted position and put him out in the outer darkness where he became a wiser cat. Now he controls the emo' tions which music cause in his feline breast and contents himself by quietly purring his appreciation. We hope that Professor Hultman may come to appreciate his musical ability and appoint him our leading soloist. rr ,ZW . if PREVAILING DISEASES IN SENIGR CLASS: i Bessie Kubec-Manomania. Ethel Jones-Speakophobia. Sophie Lund-Gigglitis. Edna Larson-Sleepophilia. Esther Hooglund-Adipositis. Dorothy Hanvvay-Gloomectony. Lillian Radzom-Lisporrhea. Naomi Nelson-Kimonofectony. Kathryn Nelson-Coiffeurosis. Mathilda Westberg-Trainerniania. Signe Swanson-Peaceophonia. Irene Friskopp--Baldomania. Evangeline Isaacson-Cleveritis. Edna Kittleson-Discreetoma. Lillie Olson-Cerealosis. Gunhild Crown-Lateosis. Eleanor Wivagg-Bangorrhea. Grace Copper-Speedectomy. Helen Kolstad-Silentosis. Lulu Alberts-Studyematosis. Eva Nelson-Fatiguerrhea. Olga Carlson-Javamania. Wilniina Moran-Noisorrhea. Harriet Carter-Sportomania. Alma Rothkath-Vampophobia. Muriel Hanson-Bragorrhea. Catherine Jensen-Romanceophilia. Page selvcfziy-fo1Lr