Augusta High School - Wapiti Yearbook (Augusta, MT)

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CLASS HISTORY 'Twas our first week of school in ole A. H. S. We freshmen were donned in our unearthly dress. We crawled through the streets on our hands and knees, While the heartless sophomores ignored our pleas. Our first president was Vickie McKnight. As vice-president, Leo did quite alright. For treasurer we elected Suzie B; And Bim was our first secretary. From Lincoln came Vickie, Marty, and Dean. Bruce Williams joined them to complete the scene. With our return dance our future was set; Before we knew it our class was in debt. Losing Marty, Dean, Jerry, and Vickie Moss Left our class with quite a loss. 0ur sophoraore year started off with a blast As we welcomed the incoming freshmen class. When the year began Vickie McKnight was gone But we gained Jerry, Terry, Marilyn, and Tom. For president we elected Marge. When she was gone, Joyce took charge. As secretary, Bruce had a skillful hand. Our money was guarded by Suzanne. Before the year had a chance to dim, We had lost Tom and Bim. Our Sophomore picnic we'll never forget; We haven't recovered from it yet. Our junior year was still more fun, For we had become upper classmen. Two new students joined our plight. They were Marcia Miller and Vickie McKnight. But someone else had taken leave; It was none other than Terry Reeves. President and vice-president respectively Were Bruce Williams and Suzie B. Sally kept notes that were neat and clear. Charlie kept all our money secure. Before the year had barely begun We'd lost Art, Lloyd, Gene, and Marilyn. A ballroom scene of pink and white Was our prom, Tender is the Night. Of course, our senior year was best. We ruled the school with bliss and zest. Vickie was gone when the year began And so was our dear friend, Ross Flamm. For president Leo was the one A good secretary was Susan. Vice-president was Suzie B. Marcia spent all our money. At Christmas time our funds were small, So we had a party instead of a ball. The senior play was lots of fun, 'Cuz we had three plays instead of one. The junior prom was a success, And we were filled with happiness. For our Queen was pretty Joyce And King Tim was our first choice. The senior banquet was quite a treat; We had more food than we could eat. Soon Commencement Day was here And the end was drawing near.' Now our high school days are gone, But our memories will linger on.

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CLASS PROPHECY In the year 2000, we find the class of 1967 a part of the civilization who immigrated to the moon. As we walk around the moon we find the popular Go a There-There, owned by JIM MILLS, and we see Suzanne Balek, a there-there girl, dancing and singing as usual. We discovered KEVIN CORNELL to be Vice-President of the Shellinger Destruction Company. He is now a converted Morman with two wives, Shelley and Kelly, speciali- zing in raising basketball players. SUSAN GELS INGE R has found that a steady diet of Green Cheese is much more ef- fective than the Metrecal she used in high school. JOYCE HITCHCOCK, a resident of the moon for five years, has just won the first an- nual hog calling contest. CHARLIE GINTHER also set a record, as the first man ever to circle the moon on foot. We are unable to find LEO JOHNSON and deduced that he has not been able to reach the moon in his '57 Ford, because of all the miles he put on it with his many trips to the Gelsinger ranch during his senior year. We also could not find BRUCE WILLIAMS. Either he is waiting for Leo, or he has died laughing of his own corny jokes. MARCIA MILLER spends most of her time in a firehouse watching the fire alarm. MARGIE SHORTRIDGE'S favorite pastime is ridding schools of incompetent teachers, and her friend, JEAN TUOMI, has been hired as coach of Jake’s Drinking Team. TIM MALATARE founded the Marlboro Country on the moon so he could scalp any paleface that may ride through. SALLY TAYLOR, fashions' consultant for the Magazine, The Old West, is current- ly doing an article on Space Cowboys. JERRY WARREN, due to his enlightenment received in Chemistry class, has invented a hair-growing tonic used extensively by his old teacher, Mr. Wilson.

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CLASS WILL SUZANNE BALEK wills her dancing ability to Donnie Mills, her petite figure to Mikie Wildin, and her Roman nose to Mr. Rhonke. KEVIN CORNELL wills his out-of-town girl friends to Tim Troy', his light complexion to Ko-Ko, and his short, tight pants to Dan Freeman. SUSAN GELSINGER wills her driving ability to Rosemary Walsh, her unbiased opinions to Sis Garland, and her effective vocabulary to Mr. Wilson, who delights in it. CHARLIE GINTHER wills his iron stomach to Mark Christian, his singing ability to next year’s track team, and his ability to sleep in class to Betty. JOYCE HITCHCOCK, better known as Pete , wills her summer with Jungle Jim to Patti Smith, her duck walk to Glenda Harte, and her hog calling ability to Tim Nett. LEO JOHNSON wills his Fred Astaire Special to Dick Hammel, his shoes to next year's basketball team in hopes that someone will grow up to fit them, and his love of the Gelsinger family to Linda's next boyfriend. TIM MALATARE wills his Marlboros to Mr. Rhonke, his Copenhagen to Mr. Nelson, and the smelly desks to John Gervais. MARCIA MILLER wills her short skirts to Lorry Dellwo, her charge account at the Drug Store to Linda Gelsinger, and the scar on her knee to anyone who rides with Jerry' Warren on St. Patrick's Day. JIM MILLS, also known as There , wills his speeches to his patient audiences, his inresistable charm to George Camp, and his good humor to P.O. MARGIE SHORTRIDGE wills her go-go boots to Donna MacFarlane, her long hair to Miss Ginther, and her shyness to Donna Hammel and Kristy Henry—there's enough for both. SALLY TAYLOR wills her quivery chin to the Great Shake Manufacturers of America, her contact lenses to Sandra Pauli, and her love for the Troys to Marchie Buell and Jack Walsh. JEAN TUOMI wills her little red car to anyone who will fill it up, her attraction for cops to Allan McBride, and her scorekeeping duties to anyone who is attracted to Jim Handy. JERRY WARREN wills his chemistry average to Sherri Mirehouse, his guitar playing to Mikie Wildin, and his mechanical ability to Bill Koch. BRUCE WILLIAMS wills his slim figure to Valerie Krone, his flip-out teeth to Stanley Ginther, and his hot bomb to anyone who's silly enough to want it.