Augusta High School - Beaver Yearbook (Augusta, WI)

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Class Prophecy, continued In the agricultural field, Mr. Earl Drehmel has just completed his laborless farm. By means of a control panel he can run his farm from an easy chair. All the scientists are watching Earl's experiment sith inter- est, because if successfully operated it will revolutionize the farmers life. Then, too, a newspaper came into our office one day, and I happened to see a familiar face on the front page. It was my old neighbor, Goldine Neumann, who had just won the annual bathing beauty contest at Miami Beach. Loris Zielsdorf was also making her iome in thc vicinity with her hero - husband, an Air Force veteran of World War ll. Milton Dickenson has been elected governor of Minnesota by the WA dollar bill in every pocket and five manager was Kenneth Schacht and his secretary Phyllis Honadel. Wallace 'The hornn Sheng, has just swooned the public with his hit, nTrumphet Lullaby? Adeline Mueller ls ln charye of record and Ace- Card Party on the basis of his nPoker Dealn platform, which promises aces in every deck.n His campaign latest skett music sales and reports that it is so successful that people buy records of it to cure insomnia to the soothing notes that emanate from his golden horn. From New York the news comes in that Eunice Knitter and Mildred Behrens are rowers Models. Elmer Zank, another former classmate, has taken OVEI' the agency because of Mr. Powers failing health. As dress designers Elmer has hired Lala Zell and Jean Herrick. Jean turned to dress designing only because of her recent divorce from the famous millionaire, Baltus Van Hindergrift, who is now taking up wedded life with Janna Lilts, Dean of Women at Harvard. We understand, too, that Audrey Dickinson is doing missionary work in South America. She went there immediately after torld war ll and finds that her work there is very interesting. Jim Golden, following Dick's example, has been very successful his uGolden Glow Electric Companyn, which only last week bought out Electric and Westinghouse, in a fast move to corner the industry. Well, Fritz, new that my investigators have been so successful locating our former classmates, this ends my survey and I must find thing else to do. I will go on with my census of the population of quitos in the Everglades of Flor1da.n iseeceaseecsaeeseacreeeeeeesaecs426242aeasaesecbasaeqsasasaeeeeeeseeaeasceceaaeece:sas V elf Autographs Ljfpfv, rf L! ff' N Vw, 'J' Vo' 'YYNJIJ6 :fx 0, JV! f .Ay !A2li' 4:2 Q13 ff vxc. jf' QA,-4 sky V C!fTg5b.. X nfrk U f . 4 , JWS! f1yf4Wj3?0,4A,L!! I UIAQLJDCD W 1 offftxagfvf rw 0-3 S with General in some- mis-

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CLASS PROPHECY HI want to relate a little story to you, Fritz, now that you're set- tled down as president of the Super DeLuxe Plastic Shoe Manufacturing Corp., and I'm beginning to get dividends out of my latest enterprise, The Bennett Vital Statistics Bureau. You see, a few months ago, back in the spring of 1955, I decided that I would like to have a record of what my old classmates were doing at the time. It struck me that 'uc 1 survey would be good experience for my newly termed organization, so I s.t my original 602 investigators on the trail. The first report that came in was in regard to William Sugars. Squirt, I discovered, had gone to Siberia in 1950 shortly after the failure of his att-mpt to drain the Mediterranean Sea for pulpwood land. But ln Siberia he had just complete. a new il5,WOO,OOO,OOO portable saw-mill and is rapidly clearing off the Siberian forests. A few minutes later Investigator No. 444 came into my office with the report that he had just run into Dorothy Brown on a westbound airliner, heading for her new assignment in her nursing career at a Marine Veterans Hospital. During their conversation on the trip she informed him that Corrine Hagedorn was now getting settled in her Park Avenue spa an eventful honeymoon. She also said that Carol Smith was soon ried to a famous movie actor, Van Johnson. Her attendants were Hewitt and Arlene Emanuel, together with their two fiances, two cowhands, Donald Gerike and Arnold Tumm. tment after to be mar- to be Janice Mexican After that the reports came in thick and fast. Clifford Frederick and Charles Shoem ker, I learned, have been in Africa trapping Gooney Birds. They are both multi-blllionares now after selling millions of Gooney skins to Mr. George Barstow, the man who has made Wilson famous for nBarstow- E11lt Gooney Skin Coats.n Investigator No. 355g, better known to you as Naomi DuRoy, reports that Richard Emanuel, after putting up the Augusta Packing Plant, which can be seen several miles out on Riverview Drive, has formed a chain of meat markets across the nation and is referred to as nAmerica's First Meat Baron.n Assisting him in his profession are Doris Luedtke, Loraine Junger- berg, and Gladys Haskins who skim through the lockers ln their heliocopter inspecting the meat. his very efficient bookkeeper, Betty Kuckenbecker, takes care of his personal checking account and keeps him in the clear. Also in the meat market industry is Ellis Anderson, who has taken over part management of the Kohnke Meat Market in Augusta. Betty Kaufman is working for him as head cashier after having taught Dorothy Zank, Anna Tumm, and Betty Johnson the art of clerking in a grocery store. We've found, too, that Margaret Lange is proprietress of an exclusive club in Hollywood which was erected in honor of the veteran sailors from World War ll. It seems that Marilene Ginther is there,too, in hopes of seeing her man. The attractive hat check girl in the same club is Ruth Elbert. These three girls have had some jolly good times together since Ruth got her position through Dale Lighthizer, a Navy veteran himself. It seems that Helen Smith and Beverly West have married in the ten years since graduation, but at the present time are suing for divorce. Helen believed that Beverly's husband was a better provider than hers and vice versa.

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