Augusta High School - Beaver Yearbook (Augusta, WI)

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CLASS'WILL Ellis Anderson, will and bequeath my interest in the Junior class to Jack Hoehn. George Barstow, will and bequeath my ability to sing cowboy songs to Gene Autry. Mildred Behrens, will and bequeath my chemistry book to anyone who may think he can understand it. Jack Bennett, will and bequeath my numerous inventions to the patent office. Dorothy Brown, will and bequeath my size 4t shoe to Jim MacLachlan. Audrey Dicklnsen, will and bequeath my ability to teach Sunday school to Bob Horel. Milton Dicklnsen, will and bequeath my interest in Cadott to anyone who has enough gas. Earl Drehmel, will and bequeath my trips to Eau Claire to get my glasses fixed to anyone who wants to skip school. Naomi DuRcy, will and bequeath my long walk to school to Ruth Schroeder. Ruth Elbert, will and bequeath my eyes to some referees. Arlene Emanuel, will and bequeath my place in the glee club to Reno Slsg. Dick Emanuel, will and bequeath my ability to interrupt teachers to Merle Jacobson. Clifford Fredrick, will and bequeath my traps to Arlls Glenz. Donald Gerike, will and bequeath my walk to school to Dick Johnson. Marilene Ginther, will and bequeath my dancing ability to Art Solis. Jim Golden, will and bequeath my sense of humor to Bob Hope. Corrine Hagedorn, will and bequeath my numerous dates to Beatrice Walker Gladys Haskins, will and bequeath my blonde hair to Turk Fisher. Jean Herrick, will and bequeath my navy men to Florence Huth. Janice Hewitt, will and bequeath my waistline to Sherwood Anderson. Janna Hilts, will and bequeath my continuous line to Doreen Sieg. Phyllis Honadel, will and bequeath my swing and sway to Sammy Kaye. Betty Johnson, will and bequeath my boy friends to Uncle Sam. Loraine Jungerberg, will and bequeath my ability to hit all the night ots to Jeanette Rugotzke. spots to Jeanette Rugotzke. Betty Kaufman, will and bequeath my ability to play basketball to the Oshkosh All-Stars. Eunice Knitter, will and bequeath my roller-skating technique to Helen Hammond. Betty Kuckenbecker, will and bequeath my bass horn to anyone who thinks he has wind enough to play it. Margaret Lange, will and bequeath my frequent absenses from school to Marie Hadorn. Dale Lighthizer, will and bequeath my hair-do to Veronica Lake. Frank Lowry, will and bequeath my radar ability to Bill Smith. Doris Luedtke, will and bequeath my Monday morning absenses to Pauline Lange. Adeline Mueller, will and bequeath my love for Harry James' protegee to Dorothy Klrkham. Goldlne Neumann, will and bequeath my nights away from home to Grace Mueller. Kenneth Schecht, will and bequeath my ride on the Rodell Rocket to Flash Gordon. Charles Shoemaker, will and bequeath my English book to the wastepaoer drive. Wallace Shong, will and bequeath my liking to the office to Bill Roepke. Carol Smith, will and bequeath my interest in drummers to future drummers Helen Smith, will and bequeath my steady man to Arlene Herrick. Bill Sugars, will and bequeath my ability to out pulpwood to Joe Kaiser. Anna Tumm, will and bequeath my numerous nights at Fourn1er's to Gloria Mueller. Arnold Tumm, will and bequeath my quiet ways to LaMo1ne Erdman. Beverly West, will and bequeath my future marriage to Arlis Glenz. Dorothy Zank, will and bequeath my drawing ability to Charles Kuehn. Elmer Zank, will and bequeath myself to the infantry. Lala Zell, will and bequeath my deep voiceto Jeanine Hubbard. Lorls Zielsdorf, will and bequeath myshorthand skill to Ruth Dobrenz.

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SENIOR CLASS PLAY Characters: Dr. John Hillary, KnOld Doon? --------- - --------- Jack Bennett Dr. Robert Hillary--fnBobn, his sonl ---- -------- Dick Emanuel Pa Brown Ca neighborl ------ ---------------------- Wally Shong Ma Brown Chis wife! ------- ---------------- ------ -Janna Hilts -------Lorie Zielsdorf --------Ellis Anderson -------Adeline Mueller ------Milton Dicklnsen ----------Earl Drehmel Margaret Burns CBob's f1anc'ee3 ------- Dick Burns Cher kid brother? ---------- Janet Martin fNO1d Doc's' niece? ------ Mr. Hevple ia lawyerl ---- ------------- Dr. Edmond Brand Ka friend of Bob, ---- Helen Brand fhis dfurhteri ------------ -----------car-Q1 smith Mary Selby- -------- friends--H ------ ------------ Jean Herrick Mrs. Rossi --------- M-and ------- -- -------------- Betty Kaufman Mrs. Cronin -------- patients --------- f- ---Betty Kuckenbecker Mrs. Mellon ------ ----- of- ------------- ---we--Phyllis Honadel Lois Warner -------- NO1d Doc' ----- - ---------n- Goldine Neumann The following is a short story of uOld Doon: Old Doc Hillary thinks his son Bob is coming home from medical school to practice with him. But Young Doc has been offered a rich and easy big- to marry Helen, his daughter Young Doc is still in love have nerve enough to tell him. The home-town girl plans, and Bob goes off on He leaves him a note- It's then that neighborly city practice with Dr. Brand-and also a chance It all sounds fine, but for two things: First, with his home-town girl, and second, he doesn't his father that he 1sn't going to practice with breaks off her engagement when she hears of his a trip withthe Brands without facing his father. and when 1 oc reads lt, he suffers a stroke. a Bro A . things in hand. She fakes a telegram to Old Doc, that makes 11 in ung Doc is taking over the home-town practice after all, and O o23?9d s harny in that belief. But Young Doc has no intention of doing y c hing-and says so when he hears what Ma Brown has done. Then, in go? ing scene of great emotional force, Ma shows Young Doc what half a jjfJ c tu y of rr-ctice with the home folks has meant in human lives saved. It' 1 p o Young ',g tm c'sfee his 'ractioe-and his wife! 531-vf' ,,. -5 V WMA A-,A 1 Y-any v . S W fsseaso

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CLASS PROPHECY HI want to relate a little story to you, Fritz, now that you're set- tled down as president of the Super DeLuxe Plastic Shoe Manufacturing Corp., and I'm beginning to get dividends out of my latest enterprise, The Bennett Vital Statistics Bureau. You see, a few months ago, back in the spring of 1955, I decided that I would like to have a record of what my old classmates were doing at the time. It struck me that 'uc 1 survey would be good experience for my newly termed organization, so I s.t my original 602 investigators on the trail. The first report that came in was in regard to William Sugars. Squirt, I discovered, had gone to Siberia in 1950 shortly after the failure of his att-mpt to drain the Mediterranean Sea for pulpwood land. But ln Siberia he had just complete. a new il5,WOO,OOO,OOO portable saw-mill and is rapidly clearing off the Siberian forests. A few minutes later Investigator No. 444 came into my office with the report that he had just run into Dorothy Brown on a westbound airliner, heading for her new assignment in her nursing career at a Marine Veterans Hospital. During their conversation on the trip she informed him that Corrine Hagedorn was now getting settled in her Park Avenue spa an eventful honeymoon. She also said that Carol Smith was soon ried to a famous movie actor, Van Johnson. Her attendants were Hewitt and Arlene Emanuel, together with their two fiances, two cowhands, Donald Gerike and Arnold Tumm. tment after to be mar- to be Janice Mexican After that the reports came in thick and fast. Clifford Frederick and Charles Shoem ker, I learned, have been in Africa trapping Gooney Birds. They are both multi-blllionares now after selling millions of Gooney skins to Mr. George Barstow, the man who has made Wilson famous for nBarstow- E11lt Gooney Skin Coats.n Investigator No. 355g, better known to you as Naomi DuRoy, reports that Richard Emanuel, after putting up the Augusta Packing Plant, which can be seen several miles out on Riverview Drive, has formed a chain of meat markets across the nation and is referred to as nAmerica's First Meat Baron.n Assisting him in his profession are Doris Luedtke, Loraine Junger- berg, and Gladys Haskins who skim through the lockers ln their heliocopter inspecting the meat. his very efficient bookkeeper, Betty Kuckenbecker, takes care of his personal checking account and keeps him in the clear. Also in the meat market industry is Ellis Anderson, who has taken over part management of the Kohnke Meat Market in Augusta. Betty Kaufman is working for him as head cashier after having taught Dorothy Zank, Anna Tumm, and Betty Johnson the art of clerking in a grocery store. We've found, too, that Margaret Lange is proprietress of an exclusive club in Hollywood which was erected in honor of the veteran sailors from World War ll. It seems that Marilene Ginther is there,too, in hopes of seeing her man. The attractive hat check girl in the same club is Ruth Elbert. These three girls have had some jolly good times together since Ruth got her position through Dale Lighthizer, a Navy veteran himself. It seems that Helen Smith and Beverly West have married in the ten years since graduation, but at the present time are suing for divorce. Helen believed that Beverly's husband was a better provider than hers and vice versa.