Auglaize Brown High School - Oakleaf Yearbook (Oakwood, OH)

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PROPHECY This is HELEN MATSON and ALICE HORNER, your roving announcers from radar and T.V. station OHS, broadcasting from the planet earth. These are the facts and nothing will be with¬ held to protect the guilty, as we take you into the year of 1970. As we stroll down the ruby-paved avenue of New York, we see something familiar about the large building at our right. The huge sign reads, You stab ' em, we slab ' em. As we get a closer view, we see it is a mortuary owned by STANLEY ADAMS, PHIL BROWN, and EU¬ GENE YENSER. We hear it is a very profitable business. As we turn down Madison Avenue, we see a dress shop which to our surprise is owned by LUCILLE HEAD and VIOLET FINNEGAN. They design SHARON ANDREW ' S clothes for her nightly appearances in Cry Baby Blues starring MILLIE SHISLER. We hear it is a great hit, but why not, with a co-star like LARRY Glamour-boy GERKEN. Naturally, their success in pictures is due to the constant effort of CHARLES BAKER, their dramatic teacher. Turning down Saphire Street we see the Earth Pansey baseball team at practice. Their pitcher, MARY speed-ball WARNER has set a record with no wins for this season. While we are still on the subject of sports, we have four very famous basketball players to coach our Hot Shot School basketball team in New York. They are JUNIOR Stringbean FOHN F R, GREGORY Romeo HORNISH, DON Pretty Boy BRADFORD, and JERRY Cassanova BORCK. As we continue our tour, we come to Loose Brain College with all its brilliant students. In passing through the science lab, we see JACK OLIVER and DEAN COLWELL working on a new experiment on How to increase the size of pgymies. They have not had very good suc¬ cess so far. In leaving the college, we stop at the secretary ' s office and to our surprise, we see none other than MARILYN GROVE behind the desk. As we leave the main building we approach the campus snack bar and hear three great Vahs for SHARON SCHWADERER, the campus queen and also for RICHARD HUFF, the cam¬ pus king. Stepping inside we bump into PHYLLIS and WILMA PORTER, who are studying modeling, under the guidance of SANDRA HUBBARD. Sitting at a near table, feeding their faces are TOM LLOYD, DARWIN LEE, and FRANKLIN REINECK. They tell us they are taking a course in Agriculture and are learning how to obtain chocolate milk from a brown cow. As yet, they ' ve been unsuccessful . As we are leaving the campus, we see a small building secluded from the public by a group of evergreen trees. Being suspicious about the building, we cautiously approach it. Who should greet us but Dr. MYRON MOHR, who is a psychiatrist at the college. He tells us his latest patient is NICKY Goof-Off SPENCER who is now a famous comedian on T.V. His partner is JERRY STOLLER. Leaving the campus grounds, we are walking toward town when we see two figures approaching. We recognize our old classmates SHARON McVAY and WANDA CARNAHAN. They are both pushing baby carriages with the cutest little babies. As you have guessed, they are both happily married. Walking further down the street, our attention is drawn by a loud shout of a newspaper boy whom we recognize as LAWRENCE DENSMORE. We bought a paper and looking at it we see headlines proclaiming that SANDRA BIDLACK has just won the title of Miss America. We also see by the paper that GLEN DEATRICK has been chosen Father of the Year. He now has 13 lovely children. Glancing on the sports page, WAYNE BUTLER ' S name is drawn to our attention. He saved a boy ' s life during a basketball game, by being an expert on artificial respiration. We have enjoyed the day very much, as we once again got together with our old classmates. And now with our journey ended, we will retire to our apartments. 22

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT ARTICLE I Item I; We, the Senior Class of 1960, on the 27th day of May, in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and sixty, being of disabled and feeble minds, strong bodies, and without any memories of things we have done against the rules of our school, do hereby bequeath our various eartly posses¬ sions, to the feeble-minded underclassmen. Item II; To the teachers, we the class of ' 60 bequeath all our books, chairs, chewed pencils, leaky pens and all our unprepared and unfinished lessons. Item III; To the dear ole school, we bequeath our noise, pencil marks, chewing gum, and all waste paper left by us because without the above mentioned, our halls of O.H.S. will never be . ' •he same. AR T |CLE II I, Stanley Adams, bequeath my ability to give speeches at pep meetings to anyone who thinks he can I, Sharon Andrews, bequeath my quietness to Dianne Cooper. I, Charles Baker, bequeath my ability to fall off a chair in the library to Doug McBride. I, Sandra Bidlack, bequeath all my headaches and problems of editing this annual to Ruth Ann Shisler. Don’t let them get you down, Ruthie! I, Jerry Borck, bequeath my ability to play basketball to Steven Mohr. I, Don Bradford, bequeath my ability to play basketball to the freshman boys. I, Phil Brown, bequeath my ability to maintain superior grades to my brother, Dave. I, Wayne Butler, bequeath my extra weight to my brother, Joe. I, Wanda Carnahan, bequeath my ability to be noisy to Dave Kohart. I, Dean Colwell, bequeath my ability to ride railroads and smoke cigar butts to Orval Mullen. I, Glen Deatrick, bequeath my ability to hear tardy bells to Mr. Graebner. I, Lawrence Densmore, bequeath my ability to learn to make gravy to Dianna Feeney. I, Junior Fohner, bequeath my height to Joe Butler. I, Violet Finnegan, bequeath my typing ability to Jerry Aldrich. I, Larry Gerken, bequeath my ability to stay out of trouble to Dana McCague. I, Marilyn Grove, bequeath my quietness to my sister, Carolyn. I, Lucille Head, bequeath my ability to graduate from high school to Sue Shaffer. I, Alice Horner, bequeath my a bility for getting sailors back to the Annapolis base on time to anyone liking night-time mountain driving. We, Gregory Hornish and Myron Mohr, bequeath our sisters, Beth Ann and Cheryl, to Mr. Cook. Can you name the fifty capitals girls? I, Sandra Hubbard, bequeath my colored pencils to my sister Zip (Faith Ann) in hopes that she will get superiors in history class. I, Richard Huff, bequeath my good behavior in Mr. Cook ' s study hall to my brother, Steve. I, Darwin Lee, bequeath my everything to everybody. I, Tom Lloyd, bequeath my ability to get along with Mr. Graebner to Tank McCague. I, Helen Matson, bequeath my ability to goof up a square dance in gym class to Gert Klein. I, Sharon McVay, bequeath my ability to learn to like shorthand to Margie Ames. I, Jack Oliver, bequeath to Gary Thomas the amount of 20 lbs. to enable him to elbow more proficiently in basketball. I, Phyllis Poricr, bequeath my ability to sit still to Ann Keck. I, Wilma Porter, bequeath my ability to stay calm and have the courage to ride on Bill Finnegan ' s bus for twelve year: to Alan Kohart. I, Franklin Reineck, bequeath my abilities to anyone who thinks that they can afford them. I, Sharon Schwaderer, bequeath my likeness for books and ability to make book reports without any trouble to my sister Mary Lou and her friend Beth Ann Hornish. I, Mildred Shisler, bequeath my ability to make it to school just as the tardy bell rings to Judy Burt, Good Luck, Judy! I, Jerry Stoller, bequeath my shortness to anyone who is willing to take it and give me in return their height. I, Nicky Spencer, bequeath my ability to be a nonconformist especially during assemblies by being the only one to clap extremely loud to anyone who thinks they can do it. I, Mary Warner, bequeath my ability to play basketball to my sister, Ruth. I, Eugene Yenser, bequeath my ability to get spankings to anyone strong enough to endure them.

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The Senior Class of 1960 left for Washington May 15 with their chaperones, Mr. and Mrs. William Rohrs. We all had a wonderful time. It was indeed a pleasure trip as well as a very educational one 1. Waitin ' at the station. 2. Time to go to bed? 3. What ' s so funny? 4. Get up, you sleepyhead. 5. What ' s behind those bars? 6. Is it interesting, girls? 7. Our own floor show? 8. It must have got her down. 9. The end of a perfect week. Candid Shots Of Class Trip