Audubon High School - Wheeler Yearbook (Audubon, IA)

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Albert Gets Paint Job (continued from page 10) Two teachers completed the ques- tionnaires in a light-hearted way. When Mr. Kristensen was asked what he thinks sets our school apart from any other, he replied, “It is in Audu- bon; no other school is.” Mr. Fender said, “I don’t know any other school that is on a street named Hereford Avenue.” “Japan’s panda is pregnant,” was Mr. Kristensen’s nomination for the biggest news event of the year. Mr. Fender thought the biggest news event was that, ‘“Albert the Bull’ got a paint job!” According to Mr. Kristensen, there are many advantages to teaching, “You get a discount on TIME magazine and free rubber bands.” When asked what they liked most about their jobs Mr. Fender question- ed, “Snow days?” while Mr. Kristen- sen stated, “Summer vacation. Thanks- giving vacation, Christmas vacation, Easter vacation, weekends, and the home ec. teacher” (presumably Mrs. Kristensen, perhaps Mrs. Benson he did not specify which one ). When questioned about his “long range plans,” Mr. Fender replied, I have a very small gas range, but think I’ll have steak tonight. I haven’t plan- ned anything for tomorrow.” Likewise, Mr. “K” responded, “We only have a 36” range at our house because we have too small a kitchen for a longer one. We may try a fire- place for marshmallows!” Mr. Kristensen closed by writing, “I think these sheets are keen! And fun! And groovy! And swell! And golly!” Several teachers added their (continued on page 20) I. Loren Edelman—English II,ju- nior class sponsor, reading lab. 2. Dale Knights—accounting, advanced ac- counting, multi occupations, m. o. work experience, senior class sponsor, M.O. Club, adult education, library assistant. 3. Dennis Linn (left)-ad- vanced algebra, introductory analysis, geometry, junior class sponsor, li- brary assistant. Mike Timmons (right)— chemistry, consumers math, physics, junior class sponsor, Hi-Y. 4. Dale Wambold-business law, general busi- ness, salesmanship, typing I II, ju- nior class sponsor, assistant coach football and wrestling. 5. Don Kris- tensen-American government, con- tempory world, economics, social psychology, senior class sponsor, as- sistant coach football and wrestling, Student Senate, U.N. Delegates. 16 Academics