Auburn High School - Trojan / Oracle Yearbook (Auburn, IL)

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one who needs it in PE. I leave to Jenna Flemming one comb, and to my brother Bill, I leave 3 more years of High school. I, Ken McAllister, will confusiom to the all knowing freshmen, and ankle to Terry Owens, and physics to those who think they can handle it. I, Nancy Manship, being of fairly sound mind and body, leave so that Mr. Hei- derscheid will have a quiet 4th hour studyhall, to whomever deserves it, I leave my seat in front of Mrs. Bailey’s desk in bookkeeping, to next year's 8th hour PE class I leave my ability to keep my mouth shut when someone wants to have a little fun. I, Chris Millburg, being of unsound mind but excellent body, do hereby leave this school to my dumbfounded brothers and to the freshmen of the 8th hour PE class the ability to stay alive. I, Barb Narmont, who was of sound mind and exceptional physical prowess, a vir- tual paragon, before my accident, do hereby bequeath, on this 25th day of May, my humility and modesty to Jeffrey E. Kerr to be used in the best interests of the universe. I, Robert Newtson, being of adamant mind and atrophic body, do hereby bequeath, I also leave to Mr. Coughlin, present problem and former mistake, the Crier - Noth- ing,nothing, nothing. I, Connie Norris, will to Tommy my ability to not hassle people, to Rita, my ability of not getting caught when doing nasties, to Diane the sand box and shower, to Mr. Coughlin, one ink pen and to whomever wants it my seat which I seldom used in chorus. I, Bob Oiler, being of earth, leave nothing to anyone, because after paying for senior pictures, announcements, etc. , I have nothing to leave. I, RickOsbum, will my speed, good looks, friendship, athletic ability, clean- cut image, ability to love, popularity, desire to win, coolness and conceit to anyone who needs help in these categories. And to all my friends 1 will the best of luck. Also a copy of my best seller They Pay Me to Steal Bases to the 1972 Auburn High School baseball team. I, Bill Parrish, being of unsound mind and body, leave everything I received from Auburn High - NOTHING. I, Liz Pierce, being of at least a mind and little body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Dianne Cockrum, all the good times we've had and many more, to Brenda Stephens, one red Impala Chevy, to Kathy Carter, my place at Ulaski's, to Bakmar, the ability to get along with Mr. Coughlin, to Minica the ability to get along with Jim, and to AHS I leave 3 brothers and 4 sisters to roam your condemned halls. 1, Judy Pierce, being of fantastically great body and fabulous mind, do hereby be- queath to Mrs. Bailey SILENCE since I won't be around, to Becky S. a certain boy whom I hope she can Treat better than I did, to next year’s FHA president loads of luck, to Dianne C. a talk with Arv’s mom over his radio, to Gail R. the terror of be- ing in school without me and to anyone who wants it my sense of humor. I, Ed Plummer, leave my talking backwards to Mrs. Ford. I, Deb Powell, being of no mind and even less body leave to Mr. Stauffer a re- latively quiet 5th hour study hall, to Mrs. E. someone else to make take showers when

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I, Anne Gaither, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath to Karen Burtle the ability to keep her mouth shut and her nose out of other people's business in hope that she'll use it; to Brenda Stephens I leave the ambition to stay in school a whole year; to next year's Biology II crass I leave my ability to get along with the Colonel; to Dianne Thornton I leave the East Park and a Southern gentlemen; to Tom Nardi I leave my talent for remembering and telling unclean jokes; to the seniors next year I leave a little respect from the freshmen because they don't know when to give it. I, Madeline Gant, being of sound mind and body, do hereby confess that I just can't think of anything to leave, except AHS. I, Collene Gardner, being of great intellectual value, will to Joan Cwik my most memorable laughter in hope that it may forever haunt the halls. To Mrs. Ford I leave one disorganized speech plus one comedy drama. To Mr. Nelson I leave some more patience and understanding just in case he runs out. I, Janet Hemberger, being of sound mind and body, leave my sister Jean to Mr. Nelson; my cheerleading outfit to whomever it will fit; and a lot of luck to next year's Commerce Club president. I, Bill Holmes, of sound and a muscular body, will my ability to get along with Mr. Leslie to Les Bailey and I will my ability to sleep in studyhalls to John Wessel. I will to my friend Dick Dixon the run down, out-dated, Auburn High School. I, Cathie Humke, being of little mind and body, leave my ability to butt in the lunch line to next year's seniors, my parking place in the parking lot to whoever gets there first, to Mr. Heiderscheid a quiet 4th hour studyhall and to Auburn High School I leave my brother Clint. I, Rick Karhliker, will my football shoes to the next great punter and kicker of AHS hoping he will do as good as me. I also leave my charming smile to the foot- ball team so that when Mr. Nelson starts yelling at them he knows they're not upset at him. To Mr. Leslie I leave Tad Nicholas to take over my duties. I, Sue Kelly, being myself and no one else, and hope never to be anyone else besides myself, leave. I, Lou Kerhliker, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath, the ends of my hair to Mr. Hayes in hopes that he will get a transplant, to Jill, Bonnie, and Carol, my great ability to get along with Mr. Waltrip, to next year's seniors, NOTHING and to Auburn High, my departure. I, Kathy Ladage, being of sound (?) mind and body do hereby will to Mr. Stauf- fer a bottle of Excedrin for 5th hour studyhall, to Bonnie McCain, US history under the JHC and to Auburn High the rest of the Ladage line. I, Rob Landers, being of sound mind and an extraordinarily sound body, do hereby will to my younger brother John, my ability to get along with Mrs Bailey, to Gail Richardson my ability to write morally sound letters, and last but not least to Terry Owens, my ability. I, Joni Leslie, being of passable mind and body, do will to Bo our glass house to Jenna her elephants and squirrels, to Sheila our PE comcurls, to Mr. Davis another mess in physics and to JHC my smile, now I gladly, depart. I, Pam McAfee, being of sound mind and body leave my can of deodorant to any-

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they throw freshmen into the thowets, and to whomever gets put in charge of con- cessions, good luck! To AHS I leave. I, Rita Rakes, do hereby and forthwith will to Mr. Waltrip all the test tubes, flasks, beakers cover slip, etc. which I broke in the course of three years time, to Mr. Leslie I gladly leave the putrid yellow paint in the hall of the middle school, and to whom- ever needs it, my'hbility to be among the first in the lunch line. I, Paul Rolando, being of mind and body, hereby will to John Landers my ability to successfully break-up with Waverly girls, to Greg King I leave my motorcycle boots, and to Rita I leave that quarter. I, Bob Schnedier, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will my jock to the Auburn athletics in hopes that it will support the teams more than the fans ever did. 1, Pauline Sexton, being of medium bod and swollen stomach, leave to Gail and Rick the rock pile, to Carol and Dee I leave a reserved seat in the library, to Mike N. I leave my personality and chaim, to the gang I leave all our fun memories, to Mrs. Nelson - one super box of kleenexs and one drip dry suit, to Mrs. E. a perfect PE stu- dent to take my place, and to Mr. Leslie - one non-married, non-expecting student with no problems. I, Pat Smith, being of sound mind and body hereby will and bequeath my ability to keep out of having situations to Val Kessler, to Kathy Snyder and Mary Manship to keep from overacting, to Mrs. Bailey, I leave my big mouth sister Carol, and to AHS I leave. I, Annelisa Stupar, of kind of a sound mind, and body, give all my squirrely hats to Cathanger , to Pat L. and Terri S. my ability to watch stop signs, to Bob and Dan- ny an air pump and a bag of tootsie roll pops, to Mrs. Bailey, vocal cords and my desk at the head of the class, to Mr. Nelson and Mrs. E. (like me) a person who doesn’t bother anyone, to the home ec room my raisins, and to AHS I leave - because I have to move to Girard. I, Mike Sule, being of super mind and remarkable body, will to Tom Nardi all the class meetings of next year and to Terry Owens the locker room tradition and to Jeff Baggerly - freedom from his freshman obligations. I, Toni Timko, being of no mind and very little body, leave to Miss Riemer and Mrs. Bailey one Typing II Book in hopes that they decide to whom it belongs. To Mr. Heiderscheid the ability to salute to Sergeant's instead of Timkos. To Karen Burtle the ability to act somewhat mature and to Sheila D. the ability to stop primping all the time. To Mr. Leslie appreciation for his understanding of my problems and my unex- cused absentee slips. And to my sister Vicki lots of luck in her high school years in hopes that she learns from her sister’s mistakes! I, Bruce Snyder, being of a strong body, hereby will to Scott Palmer my Honda Four Chopper and my 455 Judge, and to Glen Hamberger I will my ability to hold a wheelie and to climb hills. I, Peg Urbanski, being of uncontrollable mind and slightly different body, hereby will to Ray Horn the fondest memories we spent together every 4th hour, to my brother Joe, I will a girlfriend in hopes he’ll use it. To Gail R. I leave the Junior High Girl's locker room. 24