Auburn High School - Trojan / Oracle Yearbook (Auburn, IL)

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I, Anne Gaither, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath to Karen Burtle the ability to keep her mouth shut and her nose out of other people's business in hope that she'll use it; to Brenda Stephens I leave the ambition to stay in school a whole year; to next year's Biology II crass I leave my ability to get along with the Colonel; to Dianne Thornton I leave the East Park and a Southern gentlemen; to Tom Nardi I leave my talent for remembering and telling unclean jokes; to the seniors next year I leave a little respect from the freshmen because they don't know when to give it. I, Madeline Gant, being of sound mind and body, do hereby confess that I just can't think of anything to leave, except AHS. I, Collene Gardner, being of great intellectual value, will to Joan Cwik my most memorable laughter in hope that it may forever haunt the halls. To Mrs. Ford I leave one disorganized speech plus one comedy drama. To Mr. Nelson I leave some more patience and understanding just in case he runs out. I, Janet Hemberger, being of sound mind and body, leave my sister Jean to Mr. Nelson; my cheerleading outfit to whomever it will fit; and a lot of luck to next year's Commerce Club president. I, Bill Holmes, of sound and a muscular body, will my ability to get along with Mr. Leslie to Les Bailey and I will my ability to sleep in studyhalls to John Wessel. I will to my friend Dick Dixon the run down, out-dated, Auburn High School. I, Cathie Humke, being of little mind and body, leave my ability to butt in the lunch line to next year's seniors, my parking place in the parking lot to whoever gets there first, to Mr. Heiderscheid a quiet 4th hour studyhall and to Auburn High School I leave my brother Clint. I, Rick Karhliker, will my football shoes to the next great punter and kicker of AHS hoping he will do as good as me. I also leave my charming smile to the foot- ball team so that when Mr. Nelson starts yelling at them he knows they're not upset at him. To Mr. Leslie I leave Tad Nicholas to take over my duties. I, Sue Kelly, being myself and no one else, and hope never to be anyone else besides myself, leave. I, Lou Kerhliker, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath, the ends of my hair to Mr. Hayes in hopes that he will get a transplant, to Jill, Bonnie, and Carol, my great ability to get along with Mr. Waltrip, to next year's seniors, NOTHING and to Auburn High, my departure. I, Kathy Ladage, being of sound (?) mind and body do hereby will to Mr. Stauf- fer a bottle of Excedrin for 5th hour studyhall, to Bonnie McCain, US history under the JHC and to Auburn High the rest of the Ladage line. I, Rob Landers, being of sound mind and an extraordinarily sound body, do hereby will to my younger brother John, my ability to get along with Mrs Bailey, to Gail Richardson my ability to write morally sound letters, and last but not least to Terry Owens, my ability. I, Joni Leslie, being of passable mind and body, do will to Bo our glass house to Jenna her elephants and squirrels, to Sheila our PE comcurls, to Mr. Davis another mess in physics and to JHC my smile, now I gladly, depart. I, Pam McAfee, being of sound mind and body leave my can of deodorant to any-

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WILLS I, Jeanne Allen, being of warped mind and tired bod, will to Mr. Nelson someone else to come trodding down the stairs with problems; to Mrs. Bailey my ability to get along with Mr. Nelson, and to Auburn High I leave one brother, Rick, to carry on with Allen tradition. I, Dianne Ashby, being of somewhat sound mind, leave Donna my dusty locker, to Joan C. , Nancy F., and Mr. Stauffer I leave 5th hour studyhall, I joyfully leave Mr. Richmond my advanced math book. I also leave Mrs. Ford my second place medal in deep appreciation. I, Greg Boesdorfer, being of exquisite body and magnificent mind, leave to Mrs. Bailey one large Auburn Trojan rule book. I leave to Bill McAfee my parking spot. 1 also leave my basketball ability to anyone who needs it next year. I, Kathy Bowers, being of sound mind and body, will to Kathy S. half an apple, to Daree B. the whole seventh hour library, and to Mrs. Bailey a surgical mask for cold and flu season. I, Connie Brown, not being of sound mind and body, do leave all my three mus- keteer wrappers to the senior class of '72. Also, I would like Mrs. Eggleston to have my quiet vocal cords which she was always complimenting me on. I, Gary Burtle, being too sober for my own good, do hereby bequeath from my multitudinous wealth one hairless cat to the peerless biology department, one packet of correct-o-type to the unequaled Crier staff (may they flounder in bedlam forever), and one bottle of Mountain Dew, guaranteed to tickle your innerds, to Nobelly Nellie as the little man bowls in the radiator pipes. I, Gail Celmer, being of my second childhood, leave nothing because I have need of all my toys. I, Jack Charles, of sound mind and body (I think), will to Mike Nerone, all my school problems and to Mrs. Ford, all my thanks for what 1 didn’t learn, but learned well. I, Pam Charles, not of sound mind and body, leave to the next red-headed Ama- zon my famously known nickname Big Red , and to David Loyd the ability to beat on someone else. I, Dennis Clem, being of sound mind and body, leave to Les Bailey my ability to flip a towel, and to Greg Sager the ability to remember my PE clothes. I, Caralyn Dobson, being of uncertain mind, due to one fall-head-first into a swimming pool, will to Neila H. the coordination it took to complete that undoubted- ly clever feat. I will to Donna A. all the dramatic ability I possess in hopes that she can do more with it than I was able. To anyone who wants it my sense of sensibility and dreams. I, John Enrietto, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my charm, grace, eloquence, coordination, manual dexterity and penchant for making the right move at the right time to Mr. Coughlin, with the understanding that he will not abuse, or otherwise debauch said privileges.

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one who needs it in PE. I leave to Jenna Flemming one comb, and to my brother Bill, I leave 3 more years of High school. I, Ken McAllister, will confusiom to the all knowing freshmen, and ankle to Terry Owens, and physics to those who think they can handle it. I, Nancy Manship, being of fairly sound mind and body, leave so that Mr. Hei- derscheid will have a quiet 4th hour studyhall, to whomever deserves it, I leave my seat in front of Mrs. Bailey’s desk in bookkeeping, to next year's 8th hour PE class I leave my ability to keep my mouth shut when someone wants to have a little fun. I, Chris Millburg, being of unsound mind but excellent body, do hereby leave this school to my dumbfounded brothers and to the freshmen of the 8th hour PE class the ability to stay alive. I, Barb Narmont, who was of sound mind and exceptional physical prowess, a vir- tual paragon, before my accident, do hereby bequeath, on this 25th day of May, my humility and modesty to Jeffrey E. Kerr to be used in the best interests of the universe. I, Robert Newtson, being of adamant mind and atrophic body, do hereby bequeath, I also leave to Mr. Coughlin, present problem and former mistake, the Crier - Noth- ing,nothing, nothing. I, Connie Norris, will to Tommy my ability to not hassle people, to Rita, my ability of not getting caught when doing nasties, to Diane the sand box and shower, to Mr. Coughlin, one ink pen and to whomever wants it my seat which I seldom used in chorus. I, Bob Oiler, being of earth, leave nothing to anyone, because after paying for senior pictures, announcements, etc. , I have nothing to leave. I, RickOsbum, will my speed, good looks, friendship, athletic ability, clean- cut image, ability to love, popularity, desire to win, coolness and conceit to anyone who needs help in these categories. And to all my friends 1 will the best of luck. Also a copy of my best seller They Pay Me to Steal Bases to the 1972 Auburn High School baseball team. I, Bill Parrish, being of unsound mind and body, leave everything I received from Auburn High - NOTHING. I, Liz Pierce, being of at least a mind and little body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Dianne Cockrum, all the good times we've had and many more, to Brenda Stephens, one red Impala Chevy, to Kathy Carter, my place at Ulaski's, to Bakmar, the ability to get along with Mr. Coughlin, to Minica the ability to get along with Jim, and to AHS I leave 3 brothers and 4 sisters to roam your condemned halls. 1, Judy Pierce, being of fantastically great body and fabulous mind, do hereby be- queath to Mrs. Bailey SILENCE since I won't be around, to Becky S. a certain boy whom I hope she can Treat better than I did, to next year’s FHA president loads of luck, to Dianne C. a talk with Arv’s mom over his radio, to Gail R. the terror of be- ing in school without me and to anyone who wants it my sense of humor. I, Ed Plummer, leave my talking backwards to Mrs. Ford. I, Deb Powell, being of no mind and even less body leave to Mr. Stauffer a re- latively quiet 5th hour study hall, to Mrs. E. someone else to make take showers when