Auburn High School - Trojan / Oracle Yearbook (Auburn, IL)

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WILLS I, Jeanne Allen, being of warped mind and tired bod, will to Mr. Nelson someone else to come trodding down the stairs with problems; to Mrs. Bailey my ability to get along with Mr. Nelson, and to Auburn High I leave one brother, Rick, to carry on with Allen tradition. I, Dianne Ashby, being of somewhat sound mind, leave Donna my dusty locker, to Joan C. , Nancy F., and Mr. Stauffer I leave 5th hour studyhall, I joyfully leave Mr. Richmond my advanced math book. I also leave Mrs. Ford my second place medal in deep appreciation. I, Greg Boesdorfer, being of exquisite body and magnificent mind, leave to Mrs. Bailey one large Auburn Trojan rule book. I leave to Bill McAfee my parking spot. 1 also leave my basketball ability to anyone who needs it next year. I, Kathy Bowers, being of sound mind and body, will to Kathy S. half an apple, to Daree B. the whole seventh hour library, and to Mrs. Bailey a surgical mask for cold and flu season. I, Connie Brown, not being of sound mind and body, do leave all my three mus- keteer wrappers to the senior class of '72. Also, I would like Mrs. Eggleston to have my quiet vocal cords which she was always complimenting me on. I, Gary Burtle, being too sober for my own good, do hereby bequeath from my multitudinous wealth one hairless cat to the peerless biology department, one packet of correct-o-type to the unequaled Crier staff (may they flounder in bedlam forever), and one bottle of Mountain Dew, guaranteed to tickle your innerds, to Nobelly Nellie as the little man bowls in the radiator pipes. I, Gail Celmer, being of my second childhood, leave nothing because I have need of all my toys. I, Jack Charles, of sound mind and body (I think), will to Mike Nerone, all my school problems and to Mrs. Ford, all my thanks for what 1 didn’t learn, but learned well. I, Pam Charles, not of sound mind and body, leave to the next red-headed Ama- zon my famously known nickname Big Red , and to David Loyd the ability to beat on someone else. I, Dennis Clem, being of sound mind and body, leave to Les Bailey my ability to flip a towel, and to Greg Sager the ability to remember my PE clothes. I, Caralyn Dobson, being of uncertain mind, due to one fall-head-first into a swimming pool, will to Neila H. the coordination it took to complete that undoubted- ly clever feat. I will to Donna A. all the dramatic ability I possess in hopes that she can do more with it than I was able. To anyone who wants it my sense of sensibility and dreams. I, John Enrietto, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my charm, grace, eloquence, coordination, manual dexterity and penchant for making the right move at the right time to Mr. Coughlin, with the understanding that he will not abuse, or otherwise debauch said privileges.

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ANN ELISA STUPAR I am only one, but still I am one; I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and be- cause I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do something I can do. Transfer IV; FHA IV; Homecoming Queen IV; FFA Queen's Court IV; Pep Club IV; Jr.-Sr. Play IV. FFA I,II,III,IV; ELVIN WILLIAM THOMPSON M1CHEAL JAY SULE Old fishermen never die, they just can’t raise their rod. Letterman’s Club II,III, Secretary IV; National Honor Society III, Vice-President IV; Football I,II, III, IV; Little All-State IV; Basket- ball I,II; Track I,II,III,IV; Foot- ball All-Conference IV; FHA King's Court III,IV; Yearbook Staff IV; Class Vice-President III; Stu- dent Council I, Treas. Ill; Class President IV. TONI (SERGEANT) TIMKO The trouble with the future is that it usually arrives before we're ready for it. Drama Club I,II,III; Pep Club I, II,III; Commerce Club 111,1V; GAA II,III; Library Club Sec. - Treas. Ill; Yearbook Staff IV; Chorus I,II,III. 20 PEGGY ANN URBANSKI Fame is food only dead men eat I have no stomach for such meat.' Band I; Chorus IV; Drama Club I; Commerce Club IV; FHA 1,11,111, IV; Pep Club I,II,III,IV; Drill Squad I; Library Club III,IV; Girls Chorus IV. FFA III,IV. LOY WILLIAM WAHLSMITH

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I, Anne Gaither, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath to Karen Burtle the ability to keep her mouth shut and her nose out of other people's business in hope that she'll use it; to Brenda Stephens I leave the ambition to stay in school a whole year; to next year's Biology II crass I leave my ability to get along with the Colonel; to Dianne Thornton I leave the East Park and a Southern gentlemen; to Tom Nardi I leave my talent for remembering and telling unclean jokes; to the seniors next year I leave a little respect from the freshmen because they don't know when to give it. I, Madeline Gant, being of sound mind and body, do hereby confess that I just can't think of anything to leave, except AHS. I, Collene Gardner, being of great intellectual value, will to Joan Cwik my most memorable laughter in hope that it may forever haunt the halls. To Mrs. Ford I leave one disorganized speech plus one comedy drama. To Mr. Nelson I leave some more patience and understanding just in case he runs out. I, Janet Hemberger, being of sound mind and body, leave my sister Jean to Mr. Nelson; my cheerleading outfit to whomever it will fit; and a lot of luck to next year's Commerce Club president. I, Bill Holmes, of sound and a muscular body, will my ability to get along with Mr. Leslie to Les Bailey and I will my ability to sleep in studyhalls to John Wessel. I will to my friend Dick Dixon the run down, out-dated, Auburn High School. I, Cathie Humke, being of little mind and body, leave my ability to butt in the lunch line to next year's seniors, my parking place in the parking lot to whoever gets there first, to Mr. Heiderscheid a quiet 4th hour studyhall and to Auburn High School I leave my brother Clint. I, Rick Karhliker, will my football shoes to the next great punter and kicker of AHS hoping he will do as good as me. I also leave my charming smile to the foot- ball team so that when Mr. Nelson starts yelling at them he knows they're not upset at him. To Mr. Leslie I leave Tad Nicholas to take over my duties. I, Sue Kelly, being myself and no one else, and hope never to be anyone else besides myself, leave. I, Lou Kerhliker, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath, the ends of my hair to Mr. Hayes in hopes that he will get a transplant, to Jill, Bonnie, and Carol, my great ability to get along with Mr. Waltrip, to next year's seniors, NOTHING and to Auburn High, my departure. I, Kathy Ladage, being of sound (?) mind and body do hereby will to Mr. Stauf- fer a bottle of Excedrin for 5th hour studyhall, to Bonnie McCain, US history under the JHC and to Auburn High the rest of the Ladage line. I, Rob Landers, being of sound mind and an extraordinarily sound body, do hereby will to my younger brother John, my ability to get along with Mrs Bailey, to Gail Richardson my ability to write morally sound letters, and last but not least to Terry Owens, my ability. I, Joni Leslie, being of passable mind and body, do will to Bo our glass house to Jenna her elephants and squirrels, to Sheila our PE comcurls, to Mr. Davis another mess in physics and to JHC my smile, now I gladly, depart. I, Pam McAfee, being of sound mind and body leave my can of deodorant to any-