Auburn Maine School of Commerce - Ray Yearbook (Auburn, ME)

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. G. BRIGGS: District Court Judge, notorious for stME'sen- tences. A. STROUT: Model for Brackleys Chic Salon for Widows and Gay Divorceesg Proprietor L.BRACK- LEY. M. STROUT: Editor of NAdvice to Lovelorn Menu in Sabattus Review. M S. SEAVEY: ,Ambassador to Russia. W. POOLE: Weighing 98 pounds. Doctors unable to find any- thing he will eat. F. BOLDUC: Einstein's con- temporary. Exponent of the theory: EX-ff - 3 if RQXVZQ 'FQRCB C. PETERSON: Still happy about something. P. LOPER: Recipient of '59 award in Argumentation. M. POLAND: Still sure that the motto: nSilence is golden,U is always best. V. JORDAN: Owner of Packardfs KNOW Jordan'sD Drugstore. P. FEARON: Anxious to take care of .HERB PARLIN, but he says he prefers cars to girls. J. CYR: Mayor of Lewiston R. BOUCHARD: Conservative representative to Congress-- attempting to offset Senator Johnsonsfs radicalism. L. JONES: Professor at Harvani E. TOOP: Author of book on: WSocial Problems of a Butter- fly.N T. STRETTON: Married to Bar- bara Hutton, the Dime Store Heiress. R. HOLT: Father of thelargest family in the State'of Maine. HThe Triplets helped,H says Tink. 4 W. DUNHAM: Proprietor of the Auburn Ford Motor Sales. WI got here the hard way1'says Bucky, pointing to a model of his former WBluebird.N G. FRANCIS: Very interested in Fords, too. ' A. SAUCIER: Divorce lawyer and adviser of unmarried women. W. YEATON: A Monk, devoting his life to the birds and bees and little stray puppies. MR. SEAVEY: Newly-appointed Street Commissioner. His ex- perience in cleaning Court St. played heavily in his victory. E. ROBINSON: No. 1 model for that eminent disciple of Vanga R. SARGENT. Together they turn out splendid masterpieces. L. STOEHR: Owner and operator of helicopter garage--thezirst tired of in the city. UI got waiting for rides,n L. says, WNow I give 'em.n MISS BLOSSOM: Still an inspir- ation. D. PARLIN: Inventor of the new Parlin Auto--guaranteed to go ZOOM H if driven by Superman. M. GARDINER: Proprietor of a Dance Hall-Night Club-Gambling Ship at Taylor Pond. o A. GLIDDEN: World-famed as reorganizer of the U. S. Army. MRS. PAUL: A confirmed veget- arian. C. FRENCH: Personal secretary to President of 'the United States.- J. ROLLINS: Head of Society on Community Reform--cleaning up beer-parlors,gambling haUs, and the like. ' M. ASHTON: Enroute to S. Am- erica to try to get warm once before she dies. G. WATSON: Leading mathetic- ian. Formulated new answer to 2 + 2. C. CARLIN: Introducing bill before Congress to move Maine to'Florida--Portland,at least. C. BERRY: Still interested in the trucking business in this vicinity. ' L. WHITTINGHAM: Honorable member of U. S. Society of En- ormous Families. E. MURRAY: Dietician for the Howard Johnson Restaurant.

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M. TRETHEWAY: Cleaning up the slums of Perryville. J. BLOSSOM: Lady wrestler now employed by Charles Atlas. T. DROUIN: Salesman of a Fire Insurance. CHe still doesn't wholly trust the Fire Dept. it seems.J - R. COHEN: Conducting a re- search to find out how many Smiths there are in the U.S.A. UAfter all you couldnft take on a last name that is E22 E22 very common,H says Ruth. C. SMITH: Currently starred on UGan You Top Thisu radio program--using up his supplycf jokes Kthe answer to that constant smile and twinkle in his eye--and I always thought it was because of Huthlj M. DION: Happily married to a Wall Street Broker. P. HOPKINSON: Teacher of the subject, Democracy, in a large Boston high school. E. GAMMON: Entomologist now engaged in the study of insane preyed upon by water animals. fToo bad--she'd been such a pleasant teacherll G. MIGHAUD: Unmarried. Has the strange hobby of collect- ing rings--engagement, that is F. PESECKIS: in business with G. BRAINERD, known as Peseckis and Brainerd, Furriers. Their slogan is: nFurs for young ladies with rich husbands.n M. DUMAIS: Selling typewritam Cthose scarce itemsl to the pygmies of South Africa. R. KNIGHT: Author of the well known non-fiction best-seller, nHearts, and How I Brokelhemf H. BRYANT: Still convinced that silence and a .good wife can take a man anywhere. M. POLIQUIN: Commercial an- nouncer for Fletcher's Castor Oil. GOOD LUCK TO ALL! ULOVE AFFAIR--IN BRIEFU Hair of auburn, Eyes of blue Skin so fair-- An ivory hue, Small and slender, Neat and prim, Voice melodious, Always'trimg Lovable, sweet, Light of heart , Made me victim Of Cupid's dart. An old story Often toldg First-sight love Soon grew cold. Lesson learned, Can be told, All that glitters Is not goldl --B.D. they say, is to- tomorrow never The future, morrow, yet comes---therefore the future never comes.- So--will someone tell me why all this preparing for something never'coming5