Auburn Maine School of Commerce - Ray Yearbook (Auburn, ME)

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NWITHIN THE CRYSTAL BALLW I hold the hand of Fate Within these hands of mineg This crystal ball relates Your fortune in '59:-- A. CURTIS: Norway's gift to Alaska's schools CGod help the Eskimosll J. MORRISON: Father of the famous nMorrison Sextuplets.W B. HANCOCK: Author of the best seller, WThe Hens and I.n R. WAGG: Pres. of Bank of Am- erica in Iran Cthe harem goes with the job.l E. MASSE: A spy, trying to undermine the Bank of America in Iran. C. BROWN: Proprietor of a Mens Clothing Shop. Slogan:'Tf you don't know what to wear, ask a woman who knows.W MURIEL REDMUN: Married to Bob COLLINS, well-known Auburn.fhb ancier. CTOOTIE, by the way, decided life with Bob was too strenuous. She's a charity worker, specializing in cases of children with chicken pox.J D. HIGGINS: Owner and opera- tor of the exclusive Auburn Night Club-wnSi1ver Slipper.W B. KENISTON: Operates a home for wayward boys, aged.lOu:l7. B. DROWN: Author of Nwhat I Know About Women.N M. DUBUC: Still looking over the situation. C. KEENE: Barker for Ringling Brothers. C. ROSS: Shoe salesman in the South Sea Islands ffor women onlyh R. JOHNSON: U. S. Senator from Maine, Chairman of Senate Com- mittee on Everything. E. SANDS: Hollywood's newest star replacing Gable and Miter Pidgeon, currently playing in WM? Aching Heart.W MR. MAXIM: Still HNow--it says here.. F. RILEY: Editor of Esquire Magazine. declaring: I? G. BEAUPARLANT: Replacing Louella Parsons and Jimmie Fidler on NBC. CIt's wonderful they say to be able to turn that little switchtJ GAB. BILODEAU: Married. The mother of three bouncing boys. The name is Mrs.JOSEPH DUPONT. GEO. BILODEAU: Unmarried. Now drives sound truck through city making announcements-- prize fights, army recruiting. B. SWEATT: Unmarried. Prop. of Home for Homeless Cats. W. KINNER: Secret Agent XXX in FBI, with OSCAR SCAMMON as new chief. New FBI slogan is: WCherchez La Femmeln H. BROOKER: Prop. of Young Ladies' Escort Service. Is un- able to hire employees because all customers choose the prop. J. MAY: May's Super Taxi Ser- vice, catering to Brooker's Young Ladies' Escort Service. MISS CARTER: T. Manville's last wife. M. LEONARD: Principal of kwal finishing school for young1naL fwhen you graduate youre radly finishedtl C. MALO: Tobacco auctioneer replacing F. E. Boone. A. HARDING R C. KIRKPATRICK: Local policewomen with beats extending entire length of Court Street. CSO many nice things happen in the course of a daylb C. DAVIS: Residing in England where people'talk'real Englimw and tea parties are dailyckw ings. , G. CROTEAU: Replacing Elsa Maxwell as nations No. l Party thrower. L. SKINNER: Hollywood's No. l Glamour Star, starring with E. Sands in vmy Aching Heart.n

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. G. BRIGGS: District Court Judge, notorious for stME'sen- tences. A. STROUT: Model for Brackleys Chic Salon for Widows and Gay Divorceesg Proprietor L.BRACK- LEY. M. STROUT: Editor of NAdvice to Lovelorn Menu in Sabattus Review. M S. SEAVEY: ,Ambassador to Russia. W. POOLE: Weighing 98 pounds. Doctors unable to find any- thing he will eat. F. BOLDUC: Einstein's con- temporary. Exponent of the theory: EX-ff - 3 if RQXVZQ 'FQRCB C. PETERSON: Still happy about something. P. LOPER: Recipient of '59 award in Argumentation. M. POLAND: Still sure that the motto: nSilence is golden,U is always best. V. JORDAN: Owner of Packardfs KNOW Jordan'sD Drugstore. P. FEARON: Anxious to take care of .HERB PARLIN, but he says he prefers cars to girls. J. CYR: Mayor of Lewiston R. BOUCHARD: Conservative representative to Congress-- attempting to offset Senator Johnsonsfs radicalism. L. JONES: Professor at Harvani E. TOOP: Author of book on: WSocial Problems of a Butter- fly.N T. STRETTON: Married to Bar- bara Hutton, the Dime Store Heiress. R. HOLT: Father of thelargest family in the State'of Maine. HThe Triplets helped,H says Tink. 4 W. DUNHAM: Proprietor of the Auburn Ford Motor Sales. WI got here the hard way1'says Bucky, pointing to a model of his former WBluebird.N G. FRANCIS: Very interested in Fords, too. ' A. SAUCIER: Divorce lawyer and adviser of unmarried women. W. YEATON: A Monk, devoting his life to the birds and bees and little stray puppies. MR. SEAVEY: Newly-appointed Street Commissioner. His ex- perience in cleaning Court St. played heavily in his victory. E. ROBINSON: No. 1 model for that eminent disciple of Vanga R. SARGENT. Together they turn out splendid masterpieces. L. STOEHR: Owner and operator of helicopter garage--thezirst tired of in the city. UI got waiting for rides,n L. says, WNow I give 'em.n MISS BLOSSOM: Still an inspir- ation. D. PARLIN: Inventor of the new Parlin Auto--guaranteed to go ZOOM H if driven by Superman. M. GARDINER: Proprietor of a Dance Hall-Night Club-Gambling Ship at Taylor Pond. o A. GLIDDEN: World-famed as reorganizer of the U. S. Army. MRS. PAUL: A confirmed veget- arian. C. FRENCH: Personal secretary to President of 'the United States.- J. ROLLINS: Head of Society on Community Reform--cleaning up beer-parlors,gambling haUs, and the like. ' M. ASHTON: Enroute to S. Am- erica to try to get warm once before she dies. G. WATSON: Leading mathetic- ian. Formulated new answer to 2 + 2. C. CARLIN: Introducing bill before Congress to move Maine to'Florida--Portland,at least. C. BERRY: Still interested in the trucking business in this vicinity. ' L. WHITTINGHAM: Honorable member of U. S. Society of En- ormous Families. E. MURRAY: Dietician for the Howard Johnson Restaurant.