Auburn Maine School of Commerce - Ray Yearbook (Auburn, ME)

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NWITHIN THE CRYSTAL BALLW I hold the hand of Fate Within these hands of mineg This crystal ball relates Your fortune in '59:-- A. CURTIS: Norway's gift to Alaska's schools CGod help the Eskimosll J. MORRISON: Father of the famous nMorrison Sextuplets.W B. HANCOCK: Author of the best seller, WThe Hens and I.n R. WAGG: Pres. of Bank of Am- erica in Iran Cthe harem goes with the job.l E. MASSE: A spy, trying to undermine the Bank of America in Iran. C. BROWN: Proprietor of a Mens Clothing Shop. Slogan:'Tf you don't know what to wear, ask a woman who knows.W MURIEL REDMUN: Married to Bob COLLINS, well-known Auburn.fhb ancier. CTOOTIE, by the way, decided life with Bob was too strenuous. She's a charity worker, specializing in cases of children with chicken pox.J D. HIGGINS: Owner and opera- tor of the exclusive Auburn Night Club-wnSi1ver Slipper.W B. KENISTON: Operates a home for wayward boys, aged.lOu:l7. B. DROWN: Author of Nwhat I Know About Women.N M. DUBUC: Still looking over the situation. C. KEENE: Barker for Ringling Brothers. C. ROSS: Shoe salesman in the South Sea Islands ffor women onlyh R. JOHNSON: U. S. Senator from Maine, Chairman of Senate Com- mittee on Everything. E. SANDS: Hollywood's newest star replacing Gable and Miter Pidgeon, currently playing in WM? Aching Heart.W MR. MAXIM: Still HNow--it says here.. F. RILEY: Editor of Esquire Magazine. declaring: I? G. BEAUPARLANT: Replacing Louella Parsons and Jimmie Fidler on NBC. CIt's wonderful they say to be able to turn that little switchtJ GAB. BILODEAU: Married. The mother of three bouncing boys. The name is Mrs.JOSEPH DUPONT. GEO. BILODEAU: Unmarried. Now drives sound truck through city making announcements-- prize fights, army recruiting. B. SWEATT: Unmarried. Prop. of Home for Homeless Cats. W. KINNER: Secret Agent XXX in FBI, with OSCAR SCAMMON as new chief. New FBI slogan is: WCherchez La Femmeln H. BROOKER: Prop. of Young Ladies' Escort Service. Is un- able to hire employees because all customers choose the prop. J. MAY: May's Super Taxi Ser- vice, catering to Brooker's Young Ladies' Escort Service. MISS CARTER: T. Manville's last wife. M. LEONARD: Principal of kwal finishing school for young1naL fwhen you graduate youre radly finishedtl C. MALO: Tobacco auctioneer replacing F. E. Boone. A. HARDING R C. KIRKPATRICK: Local policewomen with beats extending entire length of Court Street. CSO many nice things happen in the course of a daylb C. DAVIS: Residing in England where people'talk'real Englimw and tea parties are dailyckw ings. , G. CROTEAU: Replacing Elsa Maxwell as nations No. l Party thrower. L. SKINNER: Hollywood's No. l Glamour Star, starring with E. Sands in vmy Aching Heart.n