Auburn Maine School of Commerce - Ray Yearbook (Auburn, ME)

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This has been a trying yearfor the traditional AMSC Man-About- Town---so rough, in fact, that many have resigned the honored position with no reluctance--- leaving our esteemed editorsto scrouge about for new candi- dates, Yet,odly enough, everye one always seemed to know K or thought he did D, who held the position at a certain timettti This being the final document of the year, let this humble column rest in the archives of our noble institution without any unruly squawks from those on whom the axe may falltmfflt would seem that this has been a year of tensions, strain ed tempers, and jangled nerves if the past howls of protest may be considered symbolical--either that or the good old golden characteristic known asa sense of humor has met witheacowamws fate on local battlefieldsfxtf we explained at first and we assert at lastimlall sincerity that everything we have said, or say now,is intended asjest, all jest, and nothing but jest so help usfxfxfwhofs takingwho to the graduation banquet and ball this year, that is the question. Several young ladies have noted that several young men just domtzecognize a hint when they hear onexfixxXxEvery school party has either devel- oped or torn assunder many a romance this year. Then, too, the girls have constantly been busy finding out who the new males are that have been infir trating into our midst all the year. They've received enough experience to qualify them as information booth employers or interviewing experts . His name ? Married? Engaged? A stea6iy girl? Address? Rdephone mun- ber? A car? Mrs. Paul has really been quite co-operative in supplying the answer,hasn't she, girls? tttittAll this may throw light on why Miss Beau- parlant and her merry gang are so conveniently seated justin, side the door to the main room gxxwho has any old romances he would like to dispense with??? Apply to Ed Sands-Aheguarantew to do the job in less than a weekxfti Manya maiden has been doing her darnedest to findthe cause of Tom Strettonfs momen- tary neutrality. It nas been whispered that his actions are quite similar toa man about to be married, CNote R. Holtliil Another suggestion might be that since Dick Sargente fare- well party brought outlus hid- den talents for piano playing perhaps Tom is taking piano lessonsmgxTTSaucier and Kinner should receivefavote of thanks from the faculty for the way they have managedto keep under control the right-front-corner gangfTxMany an unattached fel- low has envied John Mbrrison's pleasant task of playingchauf- feur for Betty Keniston twice a day. Betty5howeven advises all girls to selectyoungermen say l5 or 16 years of agelllxi M. Strout, however, wishes to vote! in favor of older man xxtmflt seemed for a while'mat NBankerH Wagg was caught in1 e clutches of several charming AMSC ladies, but Wagg hasnen- aged to wriggle out, at least for the time being. A.man has to consider his Hposition ,U says waggttttnavis has managed to hold his group intact all year, in spite of competit ion from May and Brooker and their acquired harem. It is rumored that Davis and GL discuss only highly cultural subjectsg but take a tip from me and donft believe a word of itx Bracklap we fear, will have a terrible

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time when he works Dian office and doesn't have 25cn'3O type- writers from which to choose. WBrack,W like a musician, must be certain of his instrument-- second choice goes to Ganrgdte Bilodeauxxtxx Tootie has bam a real inspiration tiis year to several Romeos. Bob Collins reciprocated by being so con- cerned when Tootie had tm pox K Chicken, that is J. Someone whispered in my ear that Bob tried hard to catch the pox too, to the point of sleeping one whole night in a chicken coop--but it just didn't work. iiilaine Tooplnm done her part in inspiring people too. Inns, Peseckis, Brainerd, Bergeron, Dupont, Levesque,, and Sands, have at one time or anotherr been inspired by Elaine's char m and pleasing personality plus her constant willingness to be a paliiiifDot Higgins says she has tm.many social obligations to inspire mere men, yet once in a while she likes to be es- corted by a big college man out to some quiet place like The Wayside for an evening ---- B. Drown has tried hard to keep Millie Dubuc happy in our school this year ---- or perhaps it's vice-versa--still it' s hardly to be considered suc- cessful since Millie just will not give up those l-o-n-g week- ends YxxxGaby Bilodeau has de- clared that men are no good, but actually we've noticed how her eyes light up when a tall dark individual comes nearxxxx Beth Sweatt has played thepart of informer to Mr. Maxim all this year. Of course it'snice to be kept informed, but w e wonder just how interested he is in her laundry probJ-ems. Mr. Maxim sells fire extimv guishers, not washing machines Beth!xYThere's heaps more dirt just waiting'u:be swept up-but we want to keep a few friends so near to the end of the year and alltxiiiKnocking tradition for a loop this year, no NJohn Hancockn appears at the end of this manuscript. UNO need JV say the editors WEveryone will know, anyhowtn---' ---- Do you??? Parting is such 'sweeat sorrow------ ------ --- --M,A.T. it PF Ik Pk PF Ik if Recipe for the P er f e c t Man as a.greed by popular mme: Take one CHARLES ROSS for the hairg add the perfect shaped nose of JACK ROLLINSgstir well with'WILLIAM POOLE's eyes sift twice and mix in JACK ROLLET? posture and a large amount of WILLIAM POOLE's dispOsitiOne- there,girls, is the recipe for your ideal man. -Recipe for the P e 1' fectwoman to be used by Men onlyz Take the ehair of GEORGEIPTE a Whisp of the nose BILODEAU, of MONITA POLIQUINg then beat well with the eyes and radiant smile of LUCILLE SKINNERg add a generous serving of the fine posture of ELAINE ROBINSONgand last but not least a largepor- tion of CLAIRE PETERSON' s easy- to-get-along-with disposition. Mix well and set to jell--then sit back and enjoy the result- if you have the will power!!