Auburn Maine School of Commerce - Ray Yearbook (Auburn, ME)

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This has been a trying yearfor the traditional AMSC Man-About- Town---so rough, in fact, that many have resigned the honored position with no reluctance--- leaving our esteemed editorsto scrouge about for new candi- dates, Yet,odly enough, everye one always seemed to know K or thought he did D, who held the position at a certain timettti This being the final document of the year, let this humble column rest in the archives of our noble institution without any unruly squawks from those on whom the axe may falltmfflt would seem that this has been a year of tensions, strain ed tempers, and jangled nerves if the past howls of protest may be considered symbolical--either that or the good old golden characteristic known asa sense of humor has met witheacowamws fate on local battlefieldsfxtf we explained at first and we assert at lastimlall sincerity that everything we have said, or say now,is intended asjest, all jest, and nothing but jest so help usfxfxfwhofs takingwho to the graduation banquet and ball this year, that is the question. Several young ladies have noted that several young men just domtzecognize a hint when they hear onexfixxXxEvery school party has either devel- oped or torn assunder many a romance this year. Then, too, the girls have constantly been busy finding out who the new males are that have been infir trating into our midst all the year. They've received enough experience to qualify them as information booth employers or interviewing experts . His name ? Married? Engaged? A stea6iy girl? Address? Rdephone mun- ber? A car? Mrs. Paul has really been quite co-operative in supplying the answer,hasn't she, girls? tttittAll this may throw light on why Miss Beau- parlant and her merry gang are so conveniently seated justin, side the door to the main room gxxwho has any old romances he would like to dispense with??? Apply to Ed Sands-Aheguarantew to do the job in less than a weekxfti Manya maiden has been doing her darnedest to findthe cause of Tom Strettonfs momen- tary neutrality. It nas been whispered that his actions are quite similar toa man about to be married, CNote R. Holtliil Another suggestion might be that since Dick Sargente fare- well party brought outlus hid- den talents for piano playing perhaps Tom is taking piano lessonsmgxTTSaucier and Kinner should receivefavote of thanks from the faculty for the way they have managedto keep under control the right-front-corner gangfTxMany an unattached fel- low has envied John Mbrrison's pleasant task of playingchauf- feur for Betty Keniston twice a day. Betty5howeven advises all girls to selectyoungermen say l5 or 16 years of agelllxi M. Strout, however, wishes to vote! in favor of older man xxtmflt seemed for a while'mat NBankerH Wagg was caught in1 e clutches of several charming AMSC ladies, but Wagg hasnen- aged to wriggle out, at least for the time being. A.man has to consider his Hposition ,U says waggttttnavis has managed to hold his group intact all year, in spite of competit ion from May and Brooker and their acquired harem. It is rumored that Davis and GL discuss only highly cultural subjectsg but take a tip from me and donft believe a word of itx Bracklap we fear, will have a terrible