Auburn Maine School of Commerce - Ray Yearbook (Auburn, ME)

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WOULD THE WORLD END IF-- Dupont didn't get a hundred in spelling--Pat lost Dwight--Da- vis lost his stomach--C. Malo didn't fight with Nbyb-Georgmie B. behavedi11Englishemd spell- ing classes--Kirkpatrick and Harding couldn't laugh--every- one spelled supersede S-E-D-E-- Beverly didn't get a .letter every Wednesday--Miss Carter didn't have to chase 'someone into typing class--Sands got a girl--everyone came to Demo- racy class--Johnson couldn't argue--Ross lost his gorgeous accent--Farmington and Buck- field weren't on the map-- Bayne lost his imagination-- Mr. Maxim lost his answer book ?????W H O K N O W S!!!!!!!I A.N1S.C. WIT DEPARTMENT A SAD SACK advises, Hwhen the enemy is as thick as PEA3-- SHELL'EN.W--HNARRIAGE,H says Johnson, nIs like BOXING--the PRELININARIES are often better than the MAIN EVENTN--If a man is from TEXAS, he'll tell youg -if not, there's no use embar- rassing hhm-And speaking about Texans, we' heard one say the other day he was SO THIN, a couple of song 'writers came along, saw .H1M, and ' wrote NEMTTY SADDlES.N--It's TOUGH to paytwo dollars for a steak, but it's TOUGHER when you pay only a DOLLAR--MARRIAGE, it has wisely been said, is like a cafeteria, yougrab something that LOOKS GOOD land PAY for LATER--Definition of a BOY--- A NOISE covered with DIRT ---- The ZIPPER is the UNDOING of the MODERN GIRL--Absent-minded Judge to the dentist: VDO you swear to pull the TOOTH, the WHOLE TOOTN, and NOTHING but the TOOTH?n--A COORDINATOR is armniwho brings organized.U5AO3 out of REGIMENTED CONFUSION--- RUNNING after women never hurt anybody, it's CATCBING them that does the DAMAGE--There are just TWO periods Dia manls life whenimedoesn't understand women-BTEFORE and MTTTR marriage --HROSES are red: VIOLETG are blue, if skunks had a COLLEGE- they'd call it P. U.W--Then-- there was the SLICK CHICK, age 16, who put VITAMIN B in her lipstick to pep the boys up--- For a long time men and women have been racingitu'supremacy. NOW they have settled down to NECK and NECK---NNow it all comes back to me,n said the skunk, as the wind changed ---- Since they call Sophie Tucker the LA3Pofthe red hot mammas, some one has suggested she be renamed WOLD MOTHER HUBBAW---- WThe MOST useful animal on earth,W wrote little Willie on his exan1paper,WIs the CHICKEN. You can EAT him BEFORE he is born and AFTER he is DEAD.U The human body STILL remains the most wonderful mechanism in existance, if you pat a man on the BACK, his HEAD will swell --Once upon a time there was a little bird who flew right SNACK into an electric fan: SHREDDED TWEET--Suggestedfxdor for ALL HKEEP OFF THE GRASSW signs-GUAY---WJust get an EYE- FUI.afTHAT,H said the waitress as she brought her customer a particularly nice portion of grapefruit ---- A woman is as old as she LOOKS, and a man is OLD when he STOPS looking- --A bachelor is aman who THII-TKS before he acts-and THEN doeswt act--OVTRHEARD: UWHAT! Leaving SO soon? Are YOU a MAN or a NOUSE?H Mr. Henpeck: UMAN, My wife is AFRAID OF a MOUSE.W ----REMEMBER WAY BACK 'YBNDER WHEN: The onlyIFILLING STATIONS were saloons----CHISELING was a form of CARRENTRY ---- Oh me, that should last you until next fall!!!!!!! Have a good vaca- tion, everyone.

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This has been a trying yearfor the traditional AMSC Man-About- Town---so rough, in fact, that many have resigned the honored position with no reluctance--- leaving our esteemed editorsto scrouge about for new candi- dates, Yet,odly enough, everye one always seemed to know K or thought he did D, who held the position at a certain timettti This being the final document of the year, let this humble column rest in the archives of our noble institution without any unruly squawks from those on whom the axe may falltmfflt would seem that this has been a year of tensions, strain ed tempers, and jangled nerves if the past howls of protest may be considered symbolical--either that or the good old golden characteristic known asa sense of humor has met witheacowamws fate on local battlefieldsfxtf we explained at first and we assert at lastimlall sincerity that everything we have said, or say now,is intended asjest, all jest, and nothing but jest so help usfxfxfwhofs takingwho to the graduation banquet and ball this year, that is the question. Several young ladies have noted that several young men just domtzecognize a hint when they hear onexfixxXxEvery school party has either devel- oped or torn assunder many a romance this year. Then, too, the girls have constantly been busy finding out who the new males are that have been infir trating into our midst all the year. They've received enough experience to qualify them as information booth employers or interviewing experts . His name ? Married? Engaged? A stea6iy girl? Address? Rdephone mun- ber? A car? Mrs. Paul has really been quite co-operative in supplying the answer,hasn't she, girls? tttittAll this may throw light on why Miss Beau- parlant and her merry gang are so conveniently seated justin, side the door to the main room gxxwho has any old romances he would like to dispense with??? Apply to Ed Sands-Aheguarantew to do the job in less than a weekxfti Manya maiden has been doing her darnedest to findthe cause of Tom Strettonfs momen- tary neutrality. It nas been whispered that his actions are quite similar toa man about to be married, CNote R. Holtliil Another suggestion might be that since Dick Sargente fare- well party brought outlus hid- den talents for piano playing perhaps Tom is taking piano lessonsmgxTTSaucier and Kinner should receivefavote of thanks from the faculty for the way they have managedto keep under control the right-front-corner gangfTxMany an unattached fel- low has envied John Mbrrison's pleasant task of playingchauf- feur for Betty Keniston twice a day. Betty5howeven advises all girls to selectyoungermen say l5 or 16 years of agelllxi M. Strout, however, wishes to vote! in favor of older man xxtmflt seemed for a while'mat NBankerH Wagg was caught in1 e clutches of several charming AMSC ladies, but Wagg hasnen- aged to wriggle out, at least for the time being. A.man has to consider his Hposition ,U says waggttttnavis has managed to hold his group intact all year, in spite of competit ion from May and Brooker and their acquired harem. It is rumored that Davis and GL discuss only highly cultural subjectsg but take a tip from me and donft believe a word of itx Bracklap we fear, will have a terrible