Auburn Maine School of Commerce - Ray Yearbook (Auburn, ME)

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WOULD THE WORLD END IF-- Dupont didn't get a hundred in spelling--Pat lost Dwight--Da- vis lost his stomach--C. Malo didn't fight with Nbyb-Georgmie B. behavedi11Englishemd spell- ing classes--Kirkpatrick and Harding couldn't laugh--every- one spelled supersede S-E-D-E-- Beverly didn't get a .letter every Wednesday--Miss Carter didn't have to chase 'someone into typing class--Sands got a girl--everyone came to Demo- racy class--Johnson couldn't argue--Ross lost his gorgeous accent--Farmington and Buck- field weren't on the map-- Bayne lost his imagination-- Mr. Maxim lost his answer book ?????W H O K N O W S!!!!!!!I A.N1S.C. WIT DEPARTMENT A SAD SACK advises, Hwhen the enemy is as thick as PEA3-- SHELL'EN.W--HNARRIAGE,H says Johnson, nIs like BOXING--the PRELININARIES are often better than the MAIN EVENTN--If a man is from TEXAS, he'll tell youg -if not, there's no use embar- rassing hhm-And speaking about Texans, we' heard one say the other day he was SO THIN, a couple of song 'writers came along, saw .H1M, and ' wrote NEMTTY SADDlES.N--It's TOUGH to paytwo dollars for a steak, but it's TOUGHER when you pay only a DOLLAR--MARRIAGE, it has wisely been said, is like a cafeteria, yougrab something that LOOKS GOOD land PAY for LATER--Definition of a BOY--- A NOISE covered with DIRT ---- The ZIPPER is the UNDOING of the MODERN GIRL--Absent-minded Judge to the dentist: VDO you swear to pull the TOOTH, the WHOLE TOOTN, and NOTHING but the TOOTH?n--A COORDINATOR is armniwho brings organized.U5AO3 out of REGIMENTED CONFUSION--- RUNNING after women never hurt anybody, it's CATCBING them that does the DAMAGE--There are just TWO periods Dia manls life whenimedoesn't understand women-BTEFORE and MTTTR marriage --HROSES are red: VIOLETG are blue, if skunks had a COLLEGE- they'd call it P. U.W--Then-- there was the SLICK CHICK, age 16, who put VITAMIN B in her lipstick to pep the boys up--- For a long time men and women have been racingitu'supremacy. NOW they have settled down to NECK and NECK---NNow it all comes back to me,n said the skunk, as the wind changed ---- Since they call Sophie Tucker the LA3Pofthe red hot mammas, some one has suggested she be renamed WOLD MOTHER HUBBAW---- WThe MOST useful animal on earth,W wrote little Willie on his exan1paper,WIs the CHICKEN. You can EAT him BEFORE he is born and AFTER he is DEAD.U The human body STILL remains the most wonderful mechanism in existance, if you pat a man on the BACK, his HEAD will swell --Once upon a time there was a little bird who flew right SNACK into an electric fan: SHREDDED TWEET--Suggestedfxdor for ALL HKEEP OFF THE GRASSW signs-GUAY---WJust get an EYE- FUI.afTHAT,H said the waitress as she brought her customer a particularly nice portion of grapefruit ---- A woman is as old as she LOOKS, and a man is OLD when he STOPS looking- --A bachelor is aman who THII-TKS before he acts-and THEN doeswt act--OVTRHEARD: UWHAT! Leaving SO soon? Are YOU a MAN or a NOUSE?H Mr. Henpeck: UMAN, My wife is AFRAID OF a MOUSE.W ----REMEMBER WAY BACK 'YBNDER WHEN: The onlyIFILLING STATIONS were saloons----CHISELING was a form of CARRENTRY ---- Oh me, that should last you until next fall!!!!!!! Have a good vaca- tion, everyone.