Auburn Maine School of Commerce - Ray Yearbook (Auburn, ME)

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Two newlyweds got off the train at Niagara Falls. Says she, 0Darling, let's do some- thing to make it look as if we'd been married a long timd' WO. K.,N says the groom, Wyou carry the bags.W A patient in a nuthouse stood with .his ears glued to the wall. WSh,n he whispered to a passing doctor. The doc- tor put his ear to the wall. WI can't hear anything,N he said. HNo,N said the nutty, Wit's been like that all day.H Two small boys in an art museum looking at the statue of Hermes: WGee, take a squint at this bird. He's had all his arms knocked off.U WYea, let's get out of here before they pin the blame on us.N ' Don: nDo you know the difference between taxis and busses?N Barbara Knot so good at riddleslz NOh, no. I haven't the slightest idea.n - Don: NGood! Then we'll take a bus.W Hmy car was stolen last night.W NDid you see the thief?W UNO, butiigot his license number.n Old Maid: NHas the canary had its bath yet?N Servant: WYes, madam. You can come in now.H Young hopeful: UWill you time me around the track?H Coach: WSure. Wait until I get my calendar.N A colored preacher at the close of his sermon discovered one of his deacons asleep. He said, UWe will new have a few minutes of prayer. Deacon Brown, will you lead?H ' Sleepily, Deacon B. res- ponded, HLead? Shucks, I just dealt.n Maxim: Uwhat are cooties?N Stretton: HHired laborers in China.N Pat: HIS it possible to confide a secret to you?N ,Riley: HCertainly. I am silent as a grave.W Pat: Well, I am in press- ing need of two bucks.N Riley: WDO not worry. It is as if I heard nothing.W Pud: NDon't drive so quickly around the corners. It frightens-me.H Stanley: HDo what I do. Shut your eyes when we come to the corners.N Sargent: WHave .you read Einstein's book, -Qelativityn? Pomerleau: UNO, I'm wait- ing for it to be filmed.n Wedding guest: nThis is your fourth- daughter to get married, isn't it?N MacTavish: 'Ay, and our confetti's getting awfully gritty.H It was the fifth inning: WWhat's the score, Gerry?' WNothing to nothing.H WOh, goodyln Georgetteex- claimed. nWe haven't missed anything.N p nWhat's3mmr husband's income?H Friend: HMidnight.W