Auburn High School - Invader Yearbook (Auburn, WA)

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tulle-wrecifgrfrhi I James McCorm1ck put a great bend rn the xouths of mx dax xxhen I taught them hoxx to make loxe But I couldnt help rt I nexer had prftctrce 1 Verne Merrrtt started a great calamrtx xxh n I rntroducefl a nexx krnd ol exe glass The people all bumped rrrto erch other on the streets It xx rsn t mx fault thex drdn t knoxx hoxx to use em I Herbert Rrexxe am sorrx noxx th rt I trred to reform the fermrn language It xxas bad enough at first but I must haxe made rt xxorsc I Leo Rush 'nm sorrx noxx that I caused the death of Prof Osgood I broke up so manx experrmcnt tests that he gfrxe up all hope and lumped out the xxrndoxx I Vlelbx rn Wrlex do not des rve to be punrshed W'hx 7 I trred to keep theee Qcoundrels on the rrght path but I xx orked xfxrth bad materval Teach them a lesson bx keeprng them here but I must go noxx Thrs ended the punrshment of the boxs Perhaps thex were bad but that rlone rs reason enough to let them go VX rtnesses lVI1ss Schofrcld Hrram Harxex Elmer Carlson Class Prophecy? Nlx dear Rosa Iwoxx that xou hfrxe gotten that long sought for posrtron as 1 mrssron IIN to bouth Afrrca I suppose xou are xxonderrng xx hat fate xour class mates of the class of 20 haxe met xxrth Through good luck I have managed to locate all of them so for your oxxn personal rnterest I Lrn xxr rtrng to tell xou of therr good fortunes It xx rs onlx a xxeek frgo tonrght that I xxent to drnner xxrth the not d screntret Dr Earl Obradx Of course he took me to that brg cabaret located xxhere the Antlers used to be I told xou about rt rn mx laat letter C eorge Glenn rs the proprretor VX ho should be rn there dzncrng zround the tables but thc rcmarnder of th rt Annual Chorus xxe used to be rn xou knoxx Vlargrret Irtzgerald Ruth Embree Marrran Drsbroxv and Janet MacKenzre Ruth could nexer get along xxrthout 'Vlx rtle Bodrn so Ceorge had to hrre her too He alxx axs drd lrke home talent anx xx rx Ile had no sooner got seated than xxho should come drshrng up to tzke our order but James McCor'mrck Of course Earl and I had xxanted to act a lrttle drgnrfied but James alxxaxs xxantrng to talk had to tell us that Ceorge Krnkade and Claxton Danner xxere xxashrng drshes to pax IS11 ,f.', ' lm' X X ,.., ,Fla g cg , 'WIRE I H , .x A, f .-. ff. S - I - R bd V X xx X05 kc' I' A ,- , -- --.,,v' - - ' '- Y C 1 1 . v Q I tv tv Uv ' v 1 , I v 1 ' 9 if 1 , 1 1 I , K 1 1 , . Av v 9 . lx v ' ' lv Lf' , c ' 2 . L, - A1- vz Lv 7 -v tv ' 7 v v K 1 9 . , . . ' v ' , K. . , 2 .' , . , 2 . 2 . v 1 . , av v v ' v 1 J , , C . ' J . S . . K - 7 ' A L, C v ' , , I N' ', e . gi ' L. -I l l , . V. 'lv 'kv 'vnu' 1 A bv V , noxx' they have confessed. Any xvay they belonged to the class of '25 and z I . A ..J, Y , . ' ' . U' . '- g -.' -' ' . 2 - , . , W ' . v 1, v 1 . v ' v v , , g I , . r L L . 1 lr l I' 7 'n . ' c . , . ' ' ' s ' s 2 vz K, Lv v C . r C V v ' 1 v' 9 4 l I v 1 1 I V' v 1 . f 4 1 . , . ,. , , 4 , 1 , . 1 4. - l , 1 . 1 1- . . 1 . . . ' L C Z f K1 , Q, 1 ' 2 - L. v he , . , V V A . 2 Q , - , . , . ' s . ' .' as z ' .' l . . . c ' ' . , ' v svkw v . r, I Q ' 1 sv . . v, s. ' 'L L1 1 y rr' 4!'llll't'fll

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ws IN ER Isaac-Q,, ITIS knoxx ledge of It Wlth thls xou xx1ll knoxx more than the authol not saxlng much To Loxalla Hart I Helen Nllson xx1ll all the bumps I haxe flom llcllng on the bus I ox -xha xou ought to r1de on the bus mole To Margaret Pratt I Laura Patterson xA1ll mx abllltx to kld the boxs Noxx s xou1 chance 'Vlalgalet To Opal Orl I VIXIHII Russell xx 111 mx steps 1n dancmg That s not le 1x1ng xou much To Lllllan Lundahl I Rosa Sahh xxlll my poslug poxxer and qulck thmkmg 1n debate Ixe had lots of expellence xx1th mx father B lnno ent looklng To all nexx comers IH the A H S I Al1ce Stacx xx1ll mx loxe to thls school Novx xxe come to the sad part It IS 200 xears latel The boxs of the class of 20 ale dovxn beloxx But xx hx I What had those 1lIIl0C6lll1 look1ng ll11IIgQ done I We shall see beg fo1 mercx but first he vull llsten to each ones SIOIX and hoxx It happened thex re here I Claude Brannan am hele because 1n mx xx1ll I made a gleat m1s take I xxllled mv love to another glll mstead of the real one Please folglxe me I Raxnold Dahl haxe commlted a gleat Cllmb I xxllled to Rlchald qhaughnessx mx ab1l1tx to pull teeth and IH dolng so all h1s pat cnts d1ed I haxe IEEDQIIIE-Ed' I Clrxton Dannel dld a gleat xxlong xxhen I xxllled mx culllng 11on to James Ex ans It xxas bloken I haxe suffel ed smce I George Glenn thmk I haxe done the gleatest xx rong ot all I dled and left no xx 1ll Mx chlldren haxe been flghtmg exer slnce ox 81 the Hxe dollals I left VK e LGSIIG Hoxxells Olxal 'VIcLaughl1n Lall O Gladx and Tom Meade haxe d1sg1aced the A H Q bx le1x1ng our nlghtlnglle XOICGS to them Ihcx haxen t xxon a champlonshlp s1nce xxe dled Iorglxe us lt xxasnt oul fault thex dldn t use them I I led Jensen dld a gleat xxlong xx hen I left mx ab1l1tx to stlck Ill old A H S to John Langlex He stax ed so long thex called h1m g1andpa I G601g6 Klnkade thought I xxas ClO1IIg the school an hono1 xxhen I left It mx ab111ty to manage the nexx spapel but for some reason or othe1 It xx ent on the xocks I Hugh Leslle mlsled the gladels xx hen I told them hoxx easx It xx as lo slxlp and sl1p through school When thex got out of the grades all of lhcm Qtdlltifl 1n to be QCIIIOIS md then the sllpplng DIOCQSS staltcd lNx1nl A M- ' , x A ,rf A A fp 'I ' - ,' . 5 --f ,nn 'N f'T,f. X . '12 I , , ,A , ' ' ' ' 'il , .s ,I - kfr. f,. F 4' -J I 3,7 5 , I U 0'Wll'Tb?fxgY1'lf 6 A F, 4042- fl ' ' K L 7 1 . A I, , . ' I . A If ' , ,I V . , .I ' . ' 7 4 A vu ',1 v fa 4 Q 1 I I . n t ,A , I 1 . v. ww v- v wh I . I 1 , I. , . I . . c L I Y. Y K . 1 , I' , I I I I I c . . . ,Y A Q. V. 7 . e . n . c . . . . .- , A , V 4 . L' I 1 7 ' 1 ' v x 4 - yx N , ,. 1 7 Y Y 7. u . . n . s A - . . . l L L 1 The Kmg of the Devlls has before hlm the boys of thls class. They -1 Y Y. l I 1 v Y ' vi , , . A tv , . A- 0 V. I ' 4 I 1 K , . . . .,.' , v 4 v v ' 1 , 4' , v' ' 4 3 1 ! ' . H , , ' ' . ' ' , '. Q, ' . , . f x y . ' . 4 v 4 ' l I 1 - v Q v ' I I 7 Y ' V. Y . 7 . v . V Q V In . 7 . ' 1 v ' 1 . 7 Q v , . I . , A , 4 1 c , . vm ' x 4, K . 2 y' - ' ' 2 v ' Lv , V' J., V 7 v ' kv ' S' . ' ' 4' .,.' 7 xx, 'Y v S I ' ! 7 ' 7 1 4 A' I g v v v ' u I, ' 7 ' n v 7 7 .x ' Uv . vk 'Y Lx ' y n 1 1 ' I w 1 11 v 4 V v v . vm v , . , . r , .i . I' It ' -I x . ,I L I , 1 ' X ' Q, 2 x ' ' 1 1. . Q , fi, ct'

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for the1r last meal and lf we wanted to see them to step r1ght out 1n the kltchen We took h1s 3dX1C6 and after f1I'1lSh1Hg our meal we sneaked out a slde entrance and rambled lnto the kltchen It took us a mlnute or two to recogmze the two men Really Rosa I dont beheve they hid shayed for weeks They w e1e the woxst looklng speclmens you ey G1 set eyes on I know Ceolge would haye neyel let them ln lf they hadnt been 1n the class of Zo After 1 yely casual greetmg my eyes loamed alound the kltchen The cook was busy as he could be I w as Just about xeldy to tell Eall that I wanted to leave w hen the cook tulned h1s head the face looked so famlhar and yet I couldn t place It Clayton seelng my tloubled look told me that It was VGIIIQ VIe111tt Verne of all people a cook' I guess ma111ed llfe had a stlange effect upon hun Imle was Not yv1sh1ng to be seen comlng fl om the kltchen Earl and I stepped out 1nto the alley to make ou1 way toward one of the mam stre ts What should I do but bump 1nto the galbage man who was on h1s eyenlng lounds It was dark so I was not responslble you undelstand at any rate he paldoned hlmself and I recogn1zed the XOICQ to be that of Ory al 'VIcLaughl1n F01 some reason 01 other I could tell that XOICQ out of a m1ll1on Eall and I couldn t hes1tate to talk to a garbage collector so we passed on It was eally so Earl suggested that we go to a vaudevllle show I agl eed and we hurlledly made our w ay out to the street and halled a taxl The taXl d11V91 wlnked at me and I 1mmed1ately knew It to be Hugh Leslle Poor Hugh st1ll up to h1s old trlcks Hugh dxoye at a good rate of speed I guess he thought he stlll had h1s Ilre Chlef 1ob The first thlng we knew he had yery nlcely kxssed the back of a street car and had broken one of the wheels and smashed tht ldCl13.t0l The only thlng for us to do was to get out of the mess I was feellng xather fussed but by Lalls asslstan c I was able to c1awl out of the wreck Upon xeachmg the runnlng board I toppled over mto the hands of a pollceman I was unconsclousl When I awoke such a thr1ll that I had' I was stlll ln h1s arms I looked up 1nto h1S ey es and w ho should It be but Claude Bxannon He told Earl and I that we would haye to go to nlght court as wltness and not seelng any w ay out of It we consented for Hugh s sake Judge Herbert Rlewe rendered a yery n1ce declsxon for Hugh of course It w as just because we were all ln the same class 1n Hlgh School Leo Rush the conductor of the street Cdl was rathex peeyed but Herbert couldnt favor both sldes Upon turnlng around to leave the court room who should we meet but Helen Nllson the Court Reporter, she had just come ln wlth Leslle Howells the blg newspape1 man Rumols are that they are engaged but vou can't Il' lghtecnl ,W f Q, M 3 M A or . I 'I ' 'Q' f ,I y 'I If ' H uk., Y X X I . , K. YM X its . N ' M A 1- y x - ' V Vmev- v ..N,,,, A xi . . I . . v ' , , . 7 ' , , . , . , R . 1 1 7 1 . 1 1 v 1 ' , ' , , . 1 V v 1 1 ' 1- 1 1 - y 1 ' ' K v 1 ' l . . 1 V l ' LA ' 2 y 'lv 1 is ' .y Av S 1 1 4 It lv 1 7 , 1 ' , ' ' ., 9 f . . 1 S R A 1 1 - a v I ' s - -' ' s .1 - -3 'F' - A 11 short so we had to leave after telling Verne how' glad we were to see him. ' 1 v 1 1 , v1 ' 1 Q 1 . u Q K J I . . . l 1 , . Y 1 1 v s' v y v s ' ' K . , Av . n Q 7 nu Q A . y S ' 1 L v I 1 ' . Ls. ' AC 3 v v v ' L 1' K , ' V ' ' . , . y , . . 7 7 l 'kv' , l V D Y Y 1 Q v a I 7 , A , , . K , 7