Auburn High School - Follies Yearbook (Auburn, IN)

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Senior Prophecy Janlee Lewis became a movie star; You can see her picture on a jelly jar. Dave Liddell is now a thriller; He ' s become a lady-killer. Gene Link plans a prosperous future; All his life he ' ll be a moocher. Mary McAninch, the modernized stork, Delivers babies in the state of New York. Jon McDaniel will never falter As he marries people at the altar. Living in Florida, John Mclnturf Swims every day in the ocean surf. Dr. Sharon McLaughlin discovered a disease From eating the mold off limburger cheese. Patricia Middaugh found resources of copper In the tonsils of a green grasshopper. Making a good living is Robert Moore; He ' s now a proprietor of a drugstore. The last we heard of Beverly Mussak, She was polishing the rails of a railroad track. On the witness stand, Melanie Myers Called some of her friends a bunch of liars. We can ' t help but wonder, as we wander, What will rhyme with Neuenschwander? John Nugen, and we ' re not joking, Gives free advice on how to stop smoking. Abe Ochstein you will see around; He works for Ringling ' s as a clown. Cynthia Peckhart received a nickel For growing the world ' s largest pickle. Judy Pickard is knitting socks From the yarn of ground-up rocks. Off the high board went Carma Platter; She missed the pool — What a splatter! Ben Quaintance you will all see; He ' s Sanitary Engineer of the A. P. Trying to find out is poor old Dick Renter, If he ' s masculine, feminine, or neuter. Girls think Jack Reynolds is the man; He started a 30-day reducing plan. Beverly Richardson got a cramp, Trying to kiss the Genie in Alladin ' s lamp. Eric Rieke has had some luck; He is now driving a garbage truck. Down the river went Margo Roop, Shooting the rapids in a hula hoop. Paul Schumann keeps the pace; He drives in the 5 00 mile race. Struck out again was Barbara Schuster; She can ' t bat like she useter. John See is a dandy; He manufactures artificial candy. Judy Sherwood saws and saws, Making toys for Santa Claus. South of Garrett, drilling for oil, We found Louise Showalter, drinking Lestoil. Wayne Smith has fulfilled his version; He ' s now chief cook in the Sunshine Mission. Jim Snepp has made his mark in the world; He runs a home for retired burlesque girls. Dale Souder ' s making money, a million a day, But he won ' t for long: they say crime doesn ' t pay. Preston Stackhouse is making the loot; He invented a non-shrinkable suit. Bob Stafford is known around town; He can crack any safe for miles around. Painting pictures of chicken coops Has won millions for Patsv Stoops. An outstanding nurse is Karen Stump; You should see her handle a stomach pump. Many people now carry a grudge r gainst Jim Tarlton; he ' s a traffic judge. Peggy Thompson, who is much lighter. Is a very famous bull-fighter. High in the tower ringing the bell Is a little hunchback, called Rebeca Treadwell. For a gall bladder job with an ugly scar, Call Doctor Judy VanDercar. Kenny Webb has advanced far; He ' s now proprietor of the Crystal Bar. Jim Wilmot has made a great contribution; He ' s discovered a bloodless transfusion. Barbara Wilson went out of sight: Not enough weight, too much kite. Lionel Winslow demonstrates how To give special care to a Guernsey cow. In fashion circles, Janice Woods Has gained much fame with her coon-skin hoods. Dick Yowell isn ' t a tramp; He ' s now a licker of postage stamps. Page 29

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— . J 1 Senior Prophecy Linda Alley is on her own, She invented the atomic saxophone. Lee Allison is on the run; He ' s the nation ' s No. 1 bum. Janet Aschleman, who is quite tall, Is playing professional basketball. Judy Aubrey steers the boat That guards the Queen ' s palace moat. Ronnie Bassett, we cannot condemn; He now treats animals as a D. V. M. Diann Bauman amid pans and lids Tries to feed her nineteen kids. Jim Baysinger is the thing; He ' s now an inmate at Sing Sing. Larry Beber just never wins; He works in a bowling alley setting pins. Up in the sky one night in June Was Louanne Blickenstaff sitting on the moon. Mike Boger finally has a job; He ' s in the movies replacing the Blob. Steve Bosell is making a million; He ' s took Chester ' s place beside Mr. Dillon. Old Dick Bowerman, the father of four, Doesn ' t get around much anymore. She went up but never came down — The first space-girl, Darlene Brown. No more is Wilbur Camp; While swimming one day he got a cramp. Karen Carpenter has proof to show, There is no gold at the end of the rainbow. Ed Carper at last has found fame; He is now a ticket puncher on a train. Up on the mountain sawing pine Is lumberjack Lizzie Cline. Across the valley near the town of Hobler Was turkey farmer Gobbler Cobler. Famous at last is Jack Cook; He is the author of a best selling book. Mike Crowley, who was so tough, Now sings on T.V. with voice so gruff. We all remember Charlie Croy; He heads the line of the unemployed. Marianne Davidson early each dawn Rises and mows the high school lawn. Marilyn Dennis is busy making pajamas For lively, little, lean llamas. Jim Detrick is the sensation; He directs the leading band in the nation. Now they call her Lefty Dwyer; She lost her right arm in a drier. They say they robbed a hundred banks. Have guns, will travel; who? The Franks. Mary Ann Gerig got a bad rash Trying to grow the world ' s longest mustache. The last we heard of Nancy Goe She was selling Fords on the Chevy Show. Roger Goodwin, you will see soon; He ' s taking the place of the man in the moon. Gordy Gouveia has dropped mighty low; He ' s the biggest bum on Skid Row. In the circus is Sylvia Grogg Doing tricks with her pet frog. In trouble again is Phyllis Groves. Her bakery truck was short ten loaves. Conde Guinn does his job so fine; He takes in washings in his spare time. Arkie Haiflich is now in jail; For making his famous home-brewed ale. Deanna Hathaway found the beaver, The original carrier of Typhoid Fever. Famous now is Larry Hess; He ' s a champion at playing chess. Barbara Hinton, who is quite lean, Is a human periscope in a submarine. Fern Humbert was once a drifter; Now she is the world ' s champion weight lifter. Joe Hurni, an eccentric old miser, Has a business which produces fertilizer. Jim Jackson, when in a good mood, Gives away free cans of Fido dog food. With his shovel is Ed Jones; He nails the coffins and buries the bones. A racetrack bookie is Frieda Jones; She has an office with fourteen phones. Surpassing all by growing two beautiful wings, A medical phenomenon is Becky King. Karen Koeppe is making toy poodles From nothing more than long, wet noodles. Chuck Laurie ' s profession, he can boast; He carries bed pans as a hospital host. Ex-congresswoman Judy Lemper Was thrown from the House for a display of temper. Page 2 8

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Juniors . . . Tlanets Joseph Garceau — President Timothy Brown — Vice-Pres. Bonnie Muhn — Secretary Joyce Grosh — Treasurer Marsha Ames Kalene Axtell Neung Gi Bak Frederick Barkey Susan Bashore Lawrence Beuret Kathy Boger Carolyn Boren Sheron Bowerman David Brandon Malinda Burns Jayne Bussell Ken Buttermore Janice Camp Sharon Christleib Dale Cochard Cora Cochran Joyce Coe Claudia Cole Robert Conner Karen Cornelius Diane Cripe Steven Davidson Sandra Doden Marsha Eisner David Ennis Larry Essley Judith Favinger Jon Feagler Sandra Ford Marsha Fox Jewell Frazier Michael Frownfelter Joseph Goldberg Sandra Goodwin Sandra Grant Carol Hardy Harve Harris William Heffley James Heller Carolyn Hess Charles Hillman Cynthia Hood Janet Hoodelmier Laurie Hunter Joe Kessler John Kessler Mary Jane Kessler Page 3