Auburn High School - Follies Yearbook (Auburn, IN)

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Senior Prophesy Allen Armstrong has been busy working on a federal reserve for old-aged and permanently disabled tree frogs. John Aschliman, at last word, was headed for Siberia. We think that he probably was running from the female population of the women ' s correc- tion institution at Indianapolis. Mike Baxter bought the Brooklyn Bridge and, since he found out he had been swindled, has been trying to sell it to his good friend Mr. Gumpp. Nick Beers fell asleep under a sun lamp soon after his graduation and has been playing basket- ball for the Harlem Globe Trotters since then. Ken Carpenter is one of the few famous mem- bers of our class. He went to the Olympics on the U.S. track team. He stands on the starting blocks and sets up both high and low hurdles. How about that? Larry Carper went to work for Mr. Miller right after he graduated and replaced all of the little round flat stones in the hall floors. Dave Close has not been heard from since he started into the chemistry laboratory. Jack Foster is presently in the employment of Mr. Weathers and was last seen going down Main Street piloting a tractor. Harold George is serving time for stealing the golf trophies from the trophy case. Richard Hamman has taken Roy Rogers ' s place and has Finney Harper posing as his wonder dog Bullet. Jerry Heffley has been making pedals for two- wheeled tricycles. Larry Heffley and Mr. Deck have gone to the moon to try to grow a different type of people. Wayne Hurni is the renowned owner of all Super Dooper Pooper Scoopers. Jere Kessler is now making lipstick for Ubangies. Dan Kinsey is in the wilds of South America selling Hadacol to the Pigmies. Bill Lock was last seen digging a very deep hole, and he had an automatic coal shoveler to sell to one of Skeet ' s reasonably close friends. Norman Ochstein started an automobile fac- tory with some of the guaranteed parts from his fabulous collection. Lionel Predmore is trying to perfect a Batplane for the Republic of Panama. Joe Provines is trying to compete with the Pana- ma Canal by digging another canal through the central part of the U.S. Layden Rieke is on his way to Stanford in either a prairie schooner or a Cad from the fire department. Joe Sanders was last seen working at Cooper ' s Music Company making G-strings for flat violins. Ernie Schumann took the heavyweight boxing title from Rocky Ma rciano, but the police caught him, and he had to give it back. Gary Scott is working for the Bureau of In- ternal Revenue, investigating all sorts of things. Larry Shoudel is in a side show of the Ringling Brothers Circus where he is billed as the world ' s largest midget. Morris Shull joined Nasal Ned and his Nine Nasty Nose-pickers playing I Can ' t Find the One I Want. Jack Souder has gained world renown as the only man able to open a beer can with his left foot. Kenny Staggs has his own steamship line in the Sahara Desert. Mike Webb is a great dog trainer. He teaches dogs to bark. Curtis West is a test engineer. He tests teachers to see how much they can take. Harvey Wolff volunteered to see if man could stand up under an A-bomb blast He didn ' t! Nancy Barnhart has acq uired the honor of be- ing the Girl ' s Champion Swimmer of Alaska. Donna Bartels has just acquired a man although she has already had three other husbands. Page 22 rmiwviwiwHiTOivw iwxv -vv ' w iVXv.-x. ' NM !t n

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Bathing Beauties Grease it, Danny! Mitch and His Women Caviar for Dinner, Smirk? ' Bootiful Barb ' Out For The Night Sltn-bathing, Harvey? Marilyn ' s Twin Date Tonight, Arm y? The Webbs ' Little Mike Dance, Please? Sally anil Her Teddy Page 21

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Senior Prophesy Carolyn Bassett is now a sales lady of non-skid girdles. Carolyn Boger is now a street sweeper in Cor- unna; on the side she flies helicopters. Carolyn Browand is now manager of the Auburn Sewage Treatment Works. Sandra Burgoyne is spending her time running a banana boat on the Amazon River. Joan Calvin is now playing football with the Chicago Bears. Judy Capen is employed by the Indian Pottery Makers, making pottery containing GL70, Fluori- stan, and WD-9. Dorothy Dilley started out to be a sculpturer but is now a manufacturer of crushed rock. Julia Ferguson is now employed by the Ayds Company, posing for Before and After pictures. Marilyn Foster is now a top recording star. Her latest hit was, Don ' t Drop It. Carol Freeman is now holding the world ' s re- cord for shorthand dictation. Jane Gee is now married and has twelve children, and she and her hubby are living in a beautiful home on the banks of Cedar Creek. Dian Hoodelmier is now running a rest home for old-aged and permanently disabled white ants. Jane Klock is now World Champion do-nut holer! Joyce Krueger is now employed at the DeKalb County Court House as custodian of the ladies ' rest rooms. Virginia Mauk was last seen drifting in the Mediterranean Sea in an inner tube, yelling, Why Oh Why Did They Dredge Cedar Creek? Lucille Mettert is now testing tanks for the United States Army. Sharon Mitchell visits us every year. She is a fortune teller in a carnival. Marjorie Muzzillo is a bubble-dancer in the Canary Club in New York City. Linda Phillips has now acquired a patent on her latest invention, How To Shine Up Old Dia- monds. Toni Powell was last seen sitting on the curb of the Court Square in her cap and gown. She did not receive her diploma because she was expelled from commencement exercises, due to the fact that she was doing the Dirty-Boogie down the aisle. Sue Quaintance is now a teacher of Driver Ed- ucation at Corunna. On the side she sells plungers. Ellen Rowley is working on her experiment, which when finished will make tall girls took short. Sally Short is now president of the Lonely Hearts Club. What happened to her adequate supply of men? Judy Steininger is now employed as a tree trim- mer in Eckhart Park. Charlotte Timberlin is now running an elevator in the Empire State Building. Sharon Veale was last seen hauling garbage for the Auburn Sanitary Landfill. Anna Mae Walter, after graduating from college, has acquired the position of drum-major for the Lions All-Nut Band. Clodine Webb is on a lecture tour of the world. Her topic of her lectures is, How To Go Steady and Succeed. Sandra West, after completing a beauty course, has decided to further her education. She is now attending school to become an undertaker. Janet Wilmot is now world famous due to the fact that she is the champion jockey in turtle races. Barbara Wilson died one year after graduation from A.H.S. She was killed while driving in the Indianapolis 500-mile race. Kay Woodcox is now manufacturing noiseless horns for deaf persons. Beverly Yates was last heard of while attend- ing auctioneering school. Pj S c23