Auburn High School - Follies Yearbook (Auburn, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 126 of the 1921 volume:

. ia . a“ PS rae y ‘ye ie fal - Hee? pane oh n pges ng ate ith aor aey ty The Follies of 1921 PUBLISHED BY THE SENIOR CLASS AUBURN HIGH SCHOOL 1921 W. H. McIntosh To Mr. W.-H. McIntosh, that benevolent and kind-hearted man to whom we are in- debted for the present site of our High School building, we Seniors of nineteen hundred and twenty-one gratefully dedicate this book, Auburn School Board J. E. Pomeroy, President Dr. I. O. Buchtel, Treasurer Dr. J. E. Graham, Secretary x W. YOUNGBLOOD Superintendent Indiana State Normal Chicago U. indiana U. A. B. Columbia U. H. L. McKENNEY Principal Valparaiso U. B. S. Indiana WU Wisconsin U. JOHN McINTYRE Cc. G HORNADAY ge ‘ Science Mathematics Boys’ Vocational Course : Indiana U. Tri-State Purdue Arman School of Tech. Aw Bs Ba Se MAUDE ARMSTRONG Latin Michigan State Normal Syracuse U. EDITH HONESS AUDREY DOWELL English Music Oberlin Oberlin Northwestern A. B: MARY MUTSCHLER GOLDYE PYLE English Spanish Physical Training DePauw Oxford DePauw IN, 183. Wisconsin U. IX, ABS S H, LEITZMAN Physical Training Central Normal, Indianapolis Danvil-e Normal PEARL SMILEY ROXIE HUMPHRIES Commercial Course Botany Algebra Ohio U. Franklin Teachers’ U. of Commerce Aes. Fort Wayne WAYNE CLARK ADELAIDE CHANDLER History Public Speaking Art DePauw Skidmore School of Arts Aa Bs B.S. FRANCES FARLEY MAURINE CLEVENGER ’ Girls’ Vocational Course Girls’ Vocational Course Indiana U. Indiana U. Biss A,B. Editorial Auburn High School is closing one of the most successful terms of her history. This success has been due to various conditions; the new building, with its many conveniences, the new courses of study and train- ing, the enlarged staff of teachers, and above all, the fine spirit of the student body. We Seniors are very grateful for this year we have spent.in the new building. On arriving we discovered that there were actually some subjects which we had not before thoroughly mastered. We have re- ceived the many benefits of the new courses which were offered, the new apparatus with which to carry on our work, and the varied activities which have been numerous throughout the year. We have enjoyed all of the usual afflictions during our four years in the A. H. S.—made fun of as Freshmen; misunderstood by our teachers as Sophomores; pointed out as a perfect example of what a class should not be, as Juniors; and suffering severely from enlarged craniums as Seniors. With many feelings of regret, we are leaving our High School, but we look hopefully towards the future and all it holds for us. As we look back over our High School careers, and especially this last year— so full of opport unity—we think of these lines of Kipling: “T wish I could talk to myself as I left’im a year ago; I could tell ’im alot that would save ’im a lot On the things ’e ought to know.” HOWARD ASHLEMAN “Frere is a dear and true indus- trious friend.” INJIBE OS. Sle P45 Skyy Bio Class President 4. Art Editor “Mollies of 21 BLANCHE WATSON “It’s wiser being good than bad.” INS TE -fShepeeat lle eacinme Class Secretary 3. Assistant Art Editor ‘Follies of BUNS LENORE SHEE “T’ll be merry and free; Ull be sad for naebody.’’ IN, Hale, (SS, alpen Le Class Secretary 4. High, School Play 3; Senior Play 4. Basketball 3, 4. Glee Club 3, 4. Girls’ Athletics “Follies of 21.” GLADWYN GRAHAM “A self-made man With great respect for his maker.” ALGO im Um Amon 4s Class President 2. Glee Club 3; Quartette 4. ESYe President) 3. Assistant Joke Editor ‘Follies Of 2. Orchestra, 1, 2, 3; 4: VICTOR CHASE “Mrs. Jones, you se e I’m doing a little work among the good natured mothers and chil- dren of the community.’ ACMELS Omelet osm: Class Treasurer 2. Senior Play 4. High School Play 4. ELEANOR THEEK “Oh Charmion! Where thinkest thou he is now?” AY HS, 1 2,035.04: Class President 38; Class Treas- urer 4. Debater 4. Senior Play 4; High School Play 3, 4. Editor of Activities “Follies of pcre FISHER WEST “There is one other, and that is also I.” Ae TLS Sie 1; 2, sone se Vice President 2. Boys’ Athletics “Fol-ies of ’21.” MARCELLE ENGLE “Oh that this too, too solid flesh would melt.’’ Ne nS:, 2, 35 4: ELVA TESS “To judge this maiden right, Right well you must know her.” Aeon tl, 2, 5o, 04 EARL PILCHER “T hope no young girl will think I am making too little of love.”’ DN, Jal, TSS a Pt AR RTE IS SCN brik en er soe etc erie RUTH SCHLINK “For if she will, she wil, you may depend on’t, And if she won’t she won’t, so there’s an end on’t.”’ AEE Sy, elem one As Basketball 2, 3, 4. Assistant Editor of Activities SHolies of, 22a BEN BOYER “His mouth was full of butter and his words were softer than oil.” ANS Jel Ise By, CF HELEN RUGMAN “Her voice was ever soft, an excel- sentle and low lent thing in woman.” Ue Lan ay al eae eA Senior Play 4. 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DOROTHY GARRETT “In such a solemn way thou sayest an undisputed thing.’ Jake Wieiiy ASP alg is eBye a Editor of Jokes ‘Follies of ’21.” GARETH JELLISON “Four years without a _ case! What Ho!” Age acl aie ee ome Business Manager of ‘Follies Obscene Secretary Hi-Y 4. Senior Play 4. Bee RR seas been g BRE oe Deere Ree Seo = ee aS a PTET 2 oe tee. 6 oe. oe nee LOTUS BERRY ae eee eee: fe ee “Oh fairest of the rural maids.” JN Ville TS, hale oe ee 2S : : os : a Ce rere SUS eEy es ee 3 = are Sree REPRE tory 2 3 an eh py cee o oor ey Be : ay a. foes ee ee Res, Son as Ubi senha es Gs Manes e ee Sees i pee ee Seat JULIA HODGE “T ought to have my own way in everything, and what’s MONS ele walla LOO wa Male AS a ioteeae oe Glee Club 38, 4. Prophecy. PRREGBEEREK ea ae on ee ee rea Bese Ae Aptis Rae iy 8 SNE: eee eae om ans Dee Wane IER: rae cee ie ee OLAS SS BS ae CHARLES ALDRICH ieee fe ee teen i Sgt eters ° . : ee “There is a certain something in his looks, which marks a very learned man.” See DRAM EERE 3: Ae tl. S., 4. § oe nee eee. ee (erie : Soi ert Paes e : Lo Bere “nen ‘ : Bu eer oa hi oR Seek: aoe ee es meRES A ces ines oe oe Eo eee ae laetaed eee A gett eens cece SRUREA ES Laeriere baa Past glade S. Risk Pons ate %. sie HARRIETTE JENNER Vaayet centur den of our ai m OpN, most meek.”’ ities of Activ Editor istant ‘SOL Assis Sie “al, 1e 2H 3 RS ce ERT CLOSE HLB 1 he de- i to ev for lven cow 5 “Tf he be irtue I see v th me, is ceive looks.” h S In H 4 secs ’ his tor 2 , 1 shot Ed 9 A orale 2 fi 1es 0 i ap Sn 2h ga cRreRy Pr FAPRUERAE $e exo RY 8: ct Skee ey eo S283 we MILDRED FRANK ble to as hers.’’ U2 tones 4. S., Glee Club impossi are Ings “Few th Batead i ers such ence ilig d Ne Ast 7 S of 2aee ile 3, tant Editor ‘‘Fol SSIS A SiR Rae eS BEATRICE WILSON “For she was just the quiet kind whose natures never vary.” aXe Vit Slope Sen Pee Assistant Activities Editor ‘‘Fol- liesmok 2237? LAUREL CARPER “A solemn youth with sober phiz Who eats his grub and minds his bizz.”’ JN. Hels Se Hh Seria: RUTH GINDER “Do thy best.” ANS. dak, Sie ee es ae YULA SHOWERS ” “Sober, steadfast and demure. IND Sh Rha: Bika ARE Bis ee Basketball 4. LESTER GRAMBLING “Let me play the fool.” As ES di, 2 peasecds ESTHER MAE HOOK “T am sure that care’s an enemy to life.” yNe Mish etsy JE). 1745 2635. ie BERNIECH LANNING “What do I care for size, when I do so much without it.’’ Pew bies ty ds 2085. 4, Secretary 2. Basketball 2, 3, 4. Calendar Hditor ‘‘Follies of ’21.” HAROLD FRANZ “Tf they had only let Adam’s ribs alone.” IN, ASUS Ses) tay ene C_ass Treasurer 3. iBasketoall 15 2,5) 3; %: Ga ptaing se LORRETTA GALLAGHER “Eternal sunshine settles round her head.’ Aj Hy 'S., 4. Assistant Editor of Activities “Hollies of ’21.” 5 5 B § EUGENE BROWN “His mind is unspoiled by use.” ACE Se el a iw nedk Class Treasurer 1. Basketball 1, 2, 3, 4. Hi-Y President 4. Glee Club 3 President Athletic Association 4. LOIS ZIMMERMAN She wrote the wheezes for the rest of them. dX dale ye ike OE. Bp dk Class Secretary 1. Vice President 3, 4. Basketbal 2, 3, 4; captain 4. Senior Play 4; High School Play 4. Editor-in-Chief “Follies of ’21.” GEORGE COLLETTE “Tt is not meet that man should live alone.”’ NB lols Sin ale YES). Basketball 4. High School) Playa ous: Glee Club 3. Senior Class History We are sure that all who viewed with interest our great motion picture pro- duction, “The Class of 1921,” will be interested to Fnow how we worked to make it a success. We became an independent branch of the A. H. S. Co. in the year 1917. Immediately we made plans for an elaborate photoplay spectacle. It was to be a serial in four episodes, but each episode was to be compete in itself, to tell its own little story. Nevertheless, there was to be perfect connection between them, and the serial is much better appreciated when veiwed as a whole. We employed Miss Helen Fitch as our director. Being new in the movie in- dustry, we needed considerable coaching. Henry Elliott was the star of our first episode, ca.led “‘Freshmen,’’ and his understudy was: Gilbert Fock. Kugene Brown and Lois Zimmerman were the principal juveniles The rest of us were only extras, but we really were the most important part of the picture. Father Time was our camera man, and “History”? the make of his camera. Our first effort proved to be a comedy—a real farce—in four reels. In fact, it was not intended for a comedy, but the more mature A. H. S. companies found it so amusing that we began to see its farcical possibilities ourse.ves. The next year we were a little more experienced in the motion picture field. This year we starred Gladwyn Graham, with Fisher West as his understudy, and Berniece Lanning and Victor Chase as second leads. We kept our former di- rector because she proved such a capable one. Episode Number Two was still a comedy, but not as hi-arious as our first. Incidentally, one scene, iaid in the Walters home, had a hair breadth escape from the censor. We undertook this scene without the assistance of our director, and had she not staged a thrilling rescue in the nick of time, we tremble to think of what would have happened. “Juniors” was a comedy-drama. It contained several difficult roles, some written in Latin and Spanish. There was also an increase of love-interest in the theme. Many feared the camera’s ‘“‘close-ups’’ and fled before we started “‘shooting.”” “Vive advertised for a director, and Miss Hazel Verm.lion came to our assistance. Before the episode was finished, however, she resigned, and we employed Miss Edith Honess. Victor Chase was meant to be our star, but he generously gave the stellar honors to his leading lady, Eleanor Theek. Lois Zimmerman was her understudy, and Blanche Watson and Harold Franz were the other members of the all-star cast. By this time we were recognized as competent producers, and no one tried to “Pligg yet our camera or steal the most important part of our scenery, the “eats.” The climax of our movie wonder-play was reached in 1920-21, when we pro- duced a drama in the magnificent new McIntosh studio. Our training in comedies had prepared us for the great emotional success, depicting the noble str ggles of the hero, Student, to win the heroine, Diploma, and thwart the effort of the walle rial, «bleh? We are proud to say that no onions, glycerine or other fake tear producers were used in our sob scenes. We had four stars in this great drama, who are too well known to need much press agency. Howard Ashleman was star-supreme by unan- imous consent. The other shining lights, in the order of their rank, were Lois Zimmerman, Lenore Sheets and E-eanor Theek. Mr. Robert Wayne Clark starred and directed, too, and we cannot say in which employment he revealed the most talent. In the first reel, scene the Mcintosh studio, several wicked vampires tried to prove him the possessor of a deep, dark past. This reel also contained a moral, and revealed what became of naughty Faculty members. We concluded the other reels with our accustomed talent, and distinguished our- seives not only in the movie world, but in athletics, dramatics and oratorical contests. We all emerged full-fledged stars, and next year we probably will head our own companies. Serials always must have happy endings, and ours is no exception, although a quiet tear is shed when we think of leaving our dear studio, our worthy directors and fellow-actors. Our ideal picture of high school jife now draws to its “‘fade-out,”’ with each star tenderly embracing the coveted diploma. —DOROTHY JUNH GARRETT. Guess Who? Senior Class Prophecy The first issue of the 1041 ‘Chatterbox,’ which now held first place among Auburn's editorials, had come in the morning mail. As I was glancing hastily over the-headlines my eye chanced to light upon an artic-e headed in the following fashion: “THN YEARS AGO TODAY” Hurriedly I seanned the lines, running across numerous familiar and never-to-be- forgotten names as ¥ did so. The first one, dated Jan. 4, 1931, ran: “Potatoes at 75e per bushel delivered at your door, or 50c if you eall at my farm south of Auburn.—Lester Grambling. Miss Lotus Berry, a former Auburn girl, who has been working on an invention by which head hunters may be tamed to become as gentle as kittens, has comp-eted said invention and has sailed for the African sungles in search of the aforesaid head hunters, whom she expects to tame with the newly discovered invention plus a large portion of her demure manner. Feb. 10th.—Lorretta Gallagher, the famous woman politician, has been chesen the first woman ambassador to France. For an evening’s entertainment drop in at the “Court’ and see the famous Zigfield dancing trio, the Misses Berniece Lanning, Lois Zimmer- man-and Lenore Sheeis. So they had gone to the footlights! Lenore undoubtedly has proved the most adept of the three, for it is to be remembered with what agility she tripped the light fan- fastic in a Spanish chorus in her-junior year at school. Senator Harold Franz has at last succeeded in having the Chewing Gum Aect passed which provides that high school students be al.owed to chew gum in school, especially in history classes, for it seems to be a great aid in the digestion of that subject. He has been working diligently on this bill for the iast five years, and it is with much pleasure that the students of the Indiana schoo-.s learn of his final success. Marce:le Engle left Friday for New York, where he will take up his new work, that of a model as cherub in the Showers Art Studio in Green- wich Village. Up to the present time he has been employed as life saver on a fashionable bathing beach at ‘‘Hodge Lake.’’ March 16.—Come in and hear the latest—‘‘Mary Had a Little Lamb,” as sung by the world’s most famous soprano, Harriette Jenner, at Close’s Jewelry Store. Wanted—FEamiiy washings—any size.—Cleo Rakestraw. Poor Cleo! So she had come to that. I had heard some years before that she had anticipated an operatic career, but that her voice had broken one night while singing at the Hckhart Public Library, and that she was so overcome with morti- fication that she had lost all interest in life. Mrs. I'rank Baber was an over Sunday guest at the home of her par- ents, Mr. and Mrs. Guy Hook. Fisher West has left for a tour with the famous Ringling Brothers’ circus as “bearded lady’ in the side show. How often Fisher used to come to class with little black————, but oh, what is this? The home of Mrs. Ben Boyer is under quarantine for chicken pox, four members of her family being ill with the malady. The fates seem hard upon her, for since Ben has become so popular on the screen he has little time for Mildred, for it seems that his leisure hours are spent in the N WARES N N WAAAY 0 oe Seetee NAAT EER 3 ) ww WAAAANAAAAN Ssotetss ec cebes President - - - - - - - - Eugene Campbell Vice President - - - - - : - Paul Bourns Secretary - - - - - - - - - Mae Surfus Treasurer - - - - . - - - - Iris Ladd Class Principal - - - - - - Miss Audrey Dowell Class Motto—‘‘Push, Punch, Pep and Purpose.” Class Flower—Sweet Pea. Class Colors—Maroon and Cream. Junior Class History Early in September in the year of 1918 the present Junior Class of ’22 gathered at the old Iligh School building for the purpose of making themselves a PavioteAs sean: and at the same time of educating themselves for future cal’s of life. Early in that year we selected as our leaders, Edwin Rainier, president; Iris Ladd, secretary; Geraldine Wimer, vice president, and our renowned ‘“‘Geng” as chief money hoider. Our first party at Mae Surfus’ home showed us that the Class of ’22 vould make a name for itself in dear old A. H. S. Miss Mel’ntyre, our principal, felt at home with us, as this was her first year, and helped to make us feel at home. In our Sophomore year we returned to find Auburn High the same as ever, only meaning more to us. We really were a part of her then, and enjoyed the place we held. We cannot say the Freshmen cringed and retreated at our every frown, but though we were really good to them, we tried to show them with what respect a noble institution such as ours should be entered. That year the big men were Gene Campbell, president; Myron Watson, vice president; Charles Capen, treasurer, and “Old Ed,” secretary. Miss Dowell this time consented to be with us as class prin- cipal. To her we are indebted, in part, at least,.for some fine times at parties, of which a bob party ending in a supper at Angella Shook’s homy residence in the country was the most memorable. As Juniors the mighty class of ’22 gathered with the other lesser classes in the new High School building, made possible by the benevolence of Mr. McIntosh. Though decreased in number, our bunch had rather increased in quality and class spirit. We had pride that befitted not only a Junior class, but THE Junior class such; as ours. After being in school two or three weeks, we saw that our class would need four strong leading men and women, and consequently chose again Gene Campbell as president, who had served so well in that capacity the preceding year; Paul Bourns, vice president; Mae Surfus and Iris Ladd as secretary and treasurer, respectively. Especially is the work of the last two worthy of comment. They have in the past year kept the books with accuracy. ‘To them in part is due the fine financial footing upon which the Junior class of this year was based. Our carnival the first of the year contributed much to our financial success. The midnight supper at Gene Browand’s home after one of our basketball games was very enjoyable, but came near being a breakfast. At Geraldine Wimer’s house our backwards party was one of the best our class has known. It was hard to tell which way some of our class were going. The only thing we missed was the refreshments, which were served last, as usual. We really are a congenial bunch. (Ask the teachers.) —P, M. B. va q = ye : HS | i} Sophomore Class Officers President - - - - - - - - Katherine Lollar Vice President - - - - - - - Esther Whitten Secretary - - - - - - - Lowell Bourns Treasurer - : - - - - - - - Arno Garns Class Principal - - - - - - Miss Mary Mutschler Class Flower—Sweet Pea Class Colors—Rose and Silver Sophomore Class History In the old days of September, 1919, we all assembled in the well used assembly room of the old A. H. 8. building. We gravely shook hands with Miss Seiler and Miss McIntyre as we filed in, the only time we were on good enough terms to do So. We only bad about eight-seven in our little class, and as there was not enough room in the assembly, Mr. McKenney had the heart-breaking problem of separating our happy little group. He finally did this, much to our disappointment, and placed a few of us in room three. We soon had a class meeting and elected as president Kinley Tracy to lead us along the dark and narrow path. As his assistants, the following were chosen: DeLoss Frank, vice president; Edith Ashleman, treasurer; Katherine Lollar, secretary, and Miss Farley, principal. Our first plunge into society was a weiner roast in a woods southeast of Auburn. Tt turned out very well, except that some who rode out had to wa-k back. Our next and best party was held at Kathryn Brown’s, and everyone enjoyed this, especially the eats committee, which soon solved the mind-racking problem of what to do with two bricks of ice cream that were left. Two more successful parties were held at Jennie Hevel’s and Du Vern Graham’s; also a class picnic at Hamilton Lake. We took a dangerous ride in the ship “Spring of ’20” but some of us fell into Lake Phaillure and were lost. So in the fall of ’20, when we assembled again in the wonderful new High School building, with brighter prospects ahead, there were only sixty of us to struggle through another season. Our leaders brave and true were selected for another year—Katherine Lollar, president; Esther Whitten, vice president; Arno Garns, treasurer; Lowell Bourns, secretary, and Miss Mutschler as class principal. Our first event was a weiner roast in the county farm woods, but some of us didn’t get that far. Even though we were in sections, everyone enjoyed the evenings, and it was our first and last experience at solitaire. We think we would have had a better time if Miss Mutschler had been with us. we next had a party with the Freshmen in the High School Gymnasium. We all extend our heart-felt sympathies to Mr. Walker, who put Dutch Cleanser instead of salt on his sandwich. The next party, or rather, supper, was held in the gym, and we experienced the sad feeling of seeing a wedding, also of seeing Dale Thomas in his future occupation—namely, a minister. We wonder now how many will be with us next year, and hope that none of our present class will drop out. —LOWELL BOURNS. FRESHMEN fk nya 4 Tie ul ( : x President - - - - - - James Little Vice President - - - - - - - - Marion Borst Secretary - - - - - - - Naomi Hensel Treasurer - - - - - - - - Louise Denison Class Principal - - - - - - Miss Frances Farley Freshman Class History On September 6, 1920, about eighty Freshmen began their High School course in the new McIntosh High School, feeling very proud of the fact that they were the first class to have the privilege of beginning high school in the new building, which is both bautiful and convenient, and one of the best high schools in the state. In September the Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors gave the Freshmen a reception at the Y. M. C. A. This made us feel more at home. At our first class meeting James Little was elected president; Louise Denison, treasurer; Marion Borst, vice president; Naomi Hensel, secretary, and Miss Farley, principal. In January the Freshmen and Sophomores decided to have a party in the gym- nasium of the High School. Mr. C’ark helped to make the party the success it was, and evervone reported a good time. The first party the Freshmen kad by themselves was at Marshall Link’s. The main feaiure of the evening was the mock trial of Marion Borst for attempting to kidnap liarolad Gengnagle. The things told by the witnesses were very interesting, and Mr. Clark and James Little (lawyers) made very convincing arguments. How- ever, the jury decided that Mr. Clark proved Marion innocent. Refreshments were served and the guests went home at a rather late hour, all declaring it was the best party they had attended the whole year. In March the Freshmen girls won the inter-class basketball tournament, but were defeated by the regular girls’ team and the faculty. The Sophomores defeated the Freshmen boys by only one point in the finals of the inter-class tournament. The class regrets the loss of Rupert Long in December. His death was caused by diphtheria. —ELOISE HARRIS. Freshman Class Roll Franklin Baker Chester Baker talph Black Claude Brown Glen Carnahan Maurice Close Rupert Long Waldo Long Reginald Moore John Overdeer Clifford Parrett Hubert Poramert Kunice Ballard Helen Bartels Genevieve Berg Ruth Berry Marion Borst Mary Brandon Ruth Farver Dessie Franks Mary Griffin Eloise Harris Naomi Hensel Mary Johnson Deceased. Wier Crowl Clyde Driver Warren Emerson Dwight Feagler Francis Franz Jay Funk Kenard Quince Arthur Rainier James Rainier Lloyd Ranney Afton Reed Frank Sebring Mary Louise Campbell Helen Carper Dorothy Corbin Pauline Coburn Myrtle Cornell Vera Crabill Wilma Knott Vada Lynn Helen Link Beulah Lower Thelma Myers Alberta Poast Fanny Varner Marian Williams Ruth Weaver Dorothy Waters Ralph Heffley Harold Hilkey Merril Jenkins Marshall Link William Little James Little Howard Sellers Ward Swarts Sterling Van Husen Carl Wappes George Wyatt Luci‘e Baker Ikuby Daum Ruth Daum Louise Denison May Denney irene Diehl Lottie Dull Berniece Reed Pearl Rigg Virginia Schmadel Esther Souder Floride Timbrok ‘Irene VanAuken Sophomore Class Roll Harold Gengnagle DuVern Graham Edward Baker Franklin Bartels Paul Bateman Benjamin Bauer Lowell. Bourns John Creasy Keith Kinsey Walter Glenwood Link Walter McBride Howard Musser Kosht Oscar Noel Harold VanHusen Donner West Howard Wappes Vincent Crimeon Mcorton Dove Ford Ferguson DeLoss Frank Arno Garns Paul Garver Archie Norris Ora Paul Parker Guy Peckhart Bernard Plum Saltsman Norris Jacob Mary Beugnot Kathryn Brown Sylvia Brunkhart Frank Grogg Philip Harding Orrell yuy Jenner Hess Danford Schopf Lott Schofield Stroh Swain Irvin Alto Dale Thomas Kinley Tracy Josephine Faylor Elsie Grubb Glara, Habig Geneva Apt Belle Carnahan Hilda Hilkey Edith Ashleman Grace Carper Floride Jenner Louise Bassett Martha Falka LeMoyne Joh nson Margaret Kettering Anna Teeters Katharine Lollar Charlotte Thomas Gertrude Phelps Esther Whitten Georgia Robbins Katherine Hodge Lavornia Squires Junior Class Roll Alice Ballard Frances Hogue Ruth Motfet Irene Bills Marcile Holman Eula Moore Elizabeth Colby Helen Korff Angella Shook Helen Daniel Iris Ladd Mae Surfus Hilda Habig Hillene McGrew Jessie Walker Ruth Hanson Lucile Miller Vera Walter Mary .Warfield Paul Bourns Forest Sellers Geraldine Wimer LeNoir Brandon R0lla Dove Jennie Zell Eugene Browand Harry Landy Kenneth Abel Eugene Brown Warren McNabb LeRoy Arens Eugene Campbell Earl Pilcher Charles Capen Edwin Rainier Wesley Bauer Harry Smith Russel Stroh Washington Teeters Chessman Summers Myron Watson Home Team EAN TIMUR IS 6 eet eee ee ety ee eye Meanie aa! 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Gael Sees near ene Weer net A Marlee a or ee ye Ue aM te Sages Auburn 26 ZNSE vet 4) ene, Ae Se vas es, Cees Petey oie See Ss See thle i Bie ee dnote Fort Wayne 36 PENG I [Os Uliano Rn es SA a ee rete NS Spe iy ee cto ee PE et A es Ligonier 9 PACU Uletcni my | pene Ry aren ee ohy et) it ee yg te Oe Ie nen ee er NL, Ae er Decatur 24 SUG C Tate Ic Gece eae, chek 8 oe Se ea ep ets aw es tees el ee Fo tlie dS Auburn 15 EMS eae UNIS: PREY oe Ss ESR eS ee ee cee ee Auburn 20 TCI) ten Lar poe eee we ep nite eee ee ett he ee ee ee mel Bye ee a ef Auburn 15 PACU OUI ae) As een anes ees le a Ere an ee ee ee Die ee ee ee ee ae Angola 23 Hee rieIc Cit tae 4 ae Corte ams one en a ae Wiener mete ies al es Reber A od ante a Auburn 20 Auburn 24__-----.---+-=+-=--2-=-2-= = - = 2-5-5 = = - Kendallville 27 Angola Lone ee eo RE AD ee ene eee er et Sc Sah ey ye ene emit pe Sie Auburn 4 NGO WONG IEAM eeAN Utes ee eta cy ee Rs sce ia IM Sp Sg Sey Ace aoe ee ee, PU A ey eae fee Garrett 4 PNG VAG) Us a ave ad WY ea ig ms A aS ge I ep enna Ce ag a ee eae a Angola: 22 Field Goals—Franz 41, Brown 58, Watson 21, Bauer 19, Collette 6,- Browand ‘5, Rhinehold 4, Campbell 3, Brandon 2. Eree Throws sbrown 27,7. Watson 10, Bauer 20, Mranz 12, Collette 1: EAN UTaT Se Ost eee eee ee ee a eee ee, ca aR ors ee eS Se Sy Opponents 379 The season starting exceptionally early this year, candidates were called to start practice. in October. Fifty men turned out, a spirit unparalleled heretofore. The men developed rapidly under the expert hands of the coach, Mr. Leitzman, and there were found to be twenty good men in this group. A temporary team was selected to play the first game, and a little later the permanent team was picked. The entire team was composed of good, clean players, who fought hard throughout every game, and were a credit to the Auburn High School. franz, the center, was always on hand when needed, putting pep into the game by his fast floor work and his fine basket shooting. Brown, ’21, Watson, ’22, and Bauer, ’22, were always making things move at forward and ali did well. Brown was always there to aid the teams, and it is to him we owe many of our victories. Collett, ’21, and Browand, ’22, upheld the game at guard and made things very uncomfortable for the visiting forwards at all times. Collette made the district team, a fact which makes every student happy. We lose Collette, Brown and Franz this year, but within our efficient second team there is material enough so that we need not wor ry. The subs this year were Rhinehold, Campbell and Garns, who showed their good playing at every opportunity. The second team. showed what it could. do when stacked up against the Butler and St. Joe. first string men, by running both to a very close score. Their line-up was as follows: - West, center; Rainier and Graham, guards; and Brandon and Sellars at forward. Substitute, Smith. THE TOURNAMENT Sixteen teams took part in the proceedings, and many lively games were played. The games were marked by their spotless p.aying and the quality of them. These games were officiated by L. A. Schwann and Frank McGrath. Home Team BAU TSULT Ty tel Cece read ae RN eee gk Leen ey SPR a ee ay Ree, el ape ee Ne oe, te SS Waterloo 13 JNO Sb as, AM ee ok ee oe akg eee Ee eee Sen eine Alumni 17 AWG)? Bis as es Ss ee ee Se Se eS Se eee, eer Auburn 18 SOPHO ARO Or ANTS be, Sas peek ee See eg UE le Se a ee ie Si i ee re ae eS Auburn 14 PASTIAO ULE TIS ohana ee ee age mee On Se eee ne ear ee ee es ie a ea Le Sas eye ES Pioneer 19 TIDE CPB Pep Fe 8 re ee Auburn 4 ATE UTS ae SG eae ene ene ee a eee RA Spe ee eee we ee keys ee Butler 16 Ieee ra cl divi gs eae a ae ee or tet een ee Re Re ee pes Se ae ela eS Auburn 10 PNG TE QO GN he eS ak So ya gre a Ts 2 Tae a eee Py ot ae a Fort Wayne 18 EAST ED ELT 1 Tea le eee ea mee pee pe a ete OO erry sie Wy pe ORD ae RS ete ean Ligonier 8 INN OUI WS a oe Os] Bae oe eR ee Se SS ae See eee = ae Decatur 29 DEDMOMETE “SAVED Vera ES TEAST cea ce ae pe et ne ae ec a a Auburn 12 JRSGN CBee. SRAM LS hy SB ar a ey ae Bryan 14 EreNNe Tae eS SR ae ee ees ee ee, ee Auburn 18 PRASW ENO URAL is oe oe Ee ee a a Kendallville 28 Sve, WIGS SS As See es Ses ee a a eS ee ee ee ae Auburn 5 PAN URTO UT ar age) tae ene ek ae ei nee PN pion ne SOS A Ste Se ek Garrett 15 Field Goals—Sheets 79, Ladd 28, Zimmerman 4, Lower 1, Wimer 1. Free Throws—Sheets 20, Ladd 2. Girls’ athletics have taken a preminent part in school life this year. Besides the regular gymnasium work there has been track work and basketball. The physical training classes gave several exhibitions during the year. This year girls’ basketball has been rated higher than ever before. A squad of fifteen girls was chosen, from which a team was taken. Much credt for the year’s work can be given to the entire squad. The team was an unusually small one, but whatever they lacked in size they gained in speed. Schlink, ’21, and Ashleman, ’23, at guard, kept many an opponent from making goals. Both were speedy and baffled their forwards often with their fine team work. Schlink will be missed very much next year, but Ashieman has two more years to play, and great hopes are placed in her playing. Zimmerman, ’21, and Lanning, ’21, kept the game going fast. Zimmerman, al- though short, out-jumped many of ber taller opponents. Lanning was the smallest on the team, but a real fighter. She and Zimmerman had good team work, and her high balls to the forwards helped to make many goals. Sheets, °21, and Ladd. ’22, were the forwards, small but quick. Their guards were generally too tall to see over, yet they played around them in team work. Sheets as back forward starred in making goals. Showers, ’21, Grubb, ’23, Wimer, ’22, and Meyers, ’24, substitutes, promise to make ae good team next year. At the close of the season the basketball teams were entertained at the homes of Mr. Youngblood and Mr. Graham. Ae Maw ©. BW, ioe. Rae we wilt Sata it Niall ASA if De ya = Su bikes Ss Aa i EW 4 US ae mu A | =e x XK y, Siasiang IAA = =15Su TESTES Un 1916 Robert Wayne Clark WAAL GF John Sleucher 1918 Thaine Farley 1919 Samuel T. Hanna 1920 Carl Huffman 1921—EBleanor Theek In 1914 the Bureau of Public Discussion, acting under the Indiana University Extension Division, inaugurated the High School Discussion League movement. The purpose of this league was ‘“‘to stimulate an interest in public questions and to develop the power of logical and effective public speaking,” to the end that the students of our high schoo's might the more efficiently fill their places as citizens of Indiana. In 1916 Auburn High School enrolled for the first time. Interest in the move- ment was very slight at the time, and it was difficult to procure a contest. Since that time, however, interest has grown in such work largely because of the wide- spread tendency to stress public speaking as a part of the high school education of any individual. This year the honor of Auburn High was very well defended by Eleanor Theek, a member of our own Senior class. She has been one of the most consistent workers who has ever undertaken the task, and in spite of her being a girl, has developed a very commendable oratorical style. The speech with which she faced Garrett and Butler in the county contest at the city hall in Garrett on March 25, was a product which did credit to her training and spoke eloquently of the thorough work. It was only necessary for the judges to hear to be convineed, and she returned to Auburn tigh School with a unanimous decision from a judicial bench which numbered two residents of Garrett among its personnel. After two weeks more—weeks spent in careful revision of her s yeech—Hleanor went to the District Contest on April 8. Here she met the champions of Fort Wayne, Columbia City and Fremont. The polished oratory of Fremont, the cool, business- like precision of Fort Wayne, or even the witty evasions of Columbia City failed to compare with the sensible, straightforward style of argument employed by Auburn’s champion. But the ways of a judicial bench are strange. In the decision, to the surprise of even the contestants, Columbia City p-aced first, Auburn and Fremont tied for second and Fort Wayne tailed at fourth. But in spite of the decision Auburn has reason to be proud of her contestant. The invincibility of Fort Wayne oratory is forever broken. Auburn has taken her place above her chief rival in the district, and this victory belongs to Eleanor Theek. In her, Auburn High School has a geunine public speaker—a representative of whom we have every reason to be proud. Girls’ Glee Club The Girls’ Glee Club has been a great success this year, due to the careful training of Miss Dowell. Various “feeds’’ scattered along during the season have helped to keep up the good spirit which has been maintained by all the members. a Besides singing at various school functions, the Club has appeared at the Methodist, Presbyterian and Lutheran churches, and at the Knights of Pythias lodge. Foilowing are the names of the members: Soprano—Ruth Moffett, Marcile Holman, Alice Baliard, Vera Walters and Cleo Rakestraw. Second Soprano—Angela Shook, Lenore Sheets, Katherine Lollar and Julia Hodge. Alto—Gera_dine Wimer, Iris Ladd, Mildred Frank and Sylvia Brunkhart. President—Vera Walters. Secretary and Treasurer—Ruth Moffet. : ——J 5 ME. EL. Boys’ Quartet The Boys’ Quartet is an outgrowth of the Boys’ Glee Club, which was organized in the fall, but for various reasons was discontinued, Several, however, original Glee Club assisted the Quartet in the concert in April. of the The Quartet was in demand for various programs during the winter, and was heard at the following places: K. of P. anniversary, Farmers’ institute, Teachers’ association, Presbyterian church, W. R. C. anniversary, dedication of the McIntosh High School, Evening Musicale and at the concert given in April. Members PI as A eh RPS Ba RE ee Te ee oo First Tenor SR apne ty ay Ta Es RY Sol a CL AY ee el Second Tenor LOW: RISO UIA S aera Wie Boa rary ee ES Pe et Baritone (Culenclyanvaal (Careulnelinn 3 oe eee te es a one -Bass BE ELF ae Co NaC alee ee Se ee ego Be Bo nes aed pe Pianist Operetta The Music Department of the Auburn High School put on the highly entertaining musical comedy, “In the Garden-.of the Shah.” The work of the cast was highly commendable, but especially that of Vera Walters, who starred as the Shah’s daugh- ter, with Warren McNabb taking the leading male role as an American mining en- gineer. Ruth Moffet, as a friend of the Shah’s daughter, did very good work, with Paul Bourns playing opposite as the other mining engineer, a friend of Theodore Harding (Warren McNabb.) Many were the delightful remarks of those who saw the play, with its Oriental scenery and soft lighting effects. It was in many respects the best musical comedy ever produced through the efforts of Auburn High School students. The credit for the good acting and professional appearance of the amateurs goes to Miss Audrey Dowell, our instructor of music. Her efforts are responsible for the unusual success of the entertainment. Yet no one who knows of her work here in the past is surprised at this. ‘The work of Eugene Campbe.l as Samuel Johnson Jackson, Ted and Billy’s servant, caused much merriment and favorable comment. Katherine Lollar greatly assisted him as Nowebah, the servant of Zohdah, the Shah’s daughter, especially in the closing scene. THEH CAST Ot Ca bee ule ecm tas tee: le ae pee ees oe ee eee eee Vera Walters oleate ZO cla hoster even Cen eer re ee eS Le eS el Ruth Moffet INO ELOY a. YAOLAUG EU AHS) CCl a ENGR SON ee ee ee ee ee Katherine Lollar Ted Harding and Billy Cummings, American free lance mining engineers_______-_ Varren McNabb and Paul Bourns Samuels Ohnson saleksona bed and, Silky se servant. 2222-2225. - 4-2 Eugene Campbell TEAST AEN aly. Yalalesq hoy Mee ate ee ON, eS ae eerie ee ee aa _.Gladwyn Graham SONNE CRA aye culime Aurel twats Pel kote Sy eee pepo ete ee yn LO Chee ee Soe lelanlijey Waleyaebaayes ANSHE! JEAb ay The action of the opera takes place in Persia, in the garden of Perunah, the Shah. Ted Harding and Billy Cummings, American mining engineers, accompanied by their colored body servant, Sam, come to Persia to work the Shah’s gold mine. Ted falls in love with Zohdah, the Shah’s daughter, and Billy with Lohlah, Zohdah’s friend, while Nowebah, Zohdah’s old nurse, pursues Sam, thinking him her affinity in some other incarnation. The Shah has other plans for Zohdah’s future. He returns with Somecraba, an Arab Sheik, whom he wishes Zohdah to marry for the sake of her name and standing. As the story unfolds the Sheik is shown to be flying under false colors, having been compelled to abdicate his throne. The Shah discovers this in time, and orders the Sheik away. At the same time he throws Ted, Billy and Sam in prison because of their continued attentions to their respective affinities. Nowebah makes the Shah see that by keeping the Americans in prison he is defeating his own plans to operate his rich gold mine, and so he is persuaded to give his consent to the weddings. As Ted says, ‘“‘All is well that ends well,” and you may soon expect invitations to a triple wedding in the Garden of the Shah. This production was appreciated by all who saw it, and proclaimed a decided success. —PAUL BOURNS. High School Play “THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR” CAST Sirsa oh ne Corswiol dicta epee oer See era mee enn mee gna George Collette Dad yn Cotswold Son ee ee ee See hse ee eee ar eee ee Eleanor Theek Céeilh Cotswoldzae. Les Sa 8 eee ee ee ea a eh ee Lowell Bourns Ulrica: Cots woldit Sere nee ee ee re ee eee ee Lois Zimmerman Vaning sta. See EO ss iy eee 2 ees SNe nay ice eee Cee eee Edwin Rainier Capt-o they Hon s@ lives Dre y Orisa ae see eee eee me ne en eee Paui Bourns Sir: 1saaic™ J a COW SON sey Se re ee de, Sy A = Sy ae Victor Chase Lay - J CObSON ne sere ee ET age oy ne Ore ee Oe Ie aLamieety, = Sand Iris Ladd Aral. J aCOPSONs =i Sov. es ee oar ae ee eee ee oat See nage ee eee ee Myron Watson Fisther | JacObs Onis Seve ee ete yea es ores ee Ps ge Sylvia Brunkhart Maximilian 5 fee) Se Se Se i ee See a a ee ee Elmer Rhinehold ae et AS ey ee ee Seg ete BE a ne ae Pee ye Eugene Campbell ACT i. Scene—Morning room in Sir Cotswold’s’ house in the Cotswold Park Histate, Kensington, London. The morning meal has been in readiness for some time, and Cecil Cotswold, the recently famous singer; his sister, Uirica, and his mother, Lady Cotswold, are waiting for the untime.y appearance of Sir John, the head of the house. Experience has taught the ladies to fear the irritable disposition and to do nothing to cross his path. Cecil however, seem to irritate him on every hand, and especially in regard to their Jewish neighbors, the Jacobsons, recentiy given a title. Esther Jacobson is a childhood sweetheart of Cecil, and Adrian Jacobson is a suitor of Ulrica. Finally Sir John becomes chaffed at Cecii’s idea of an operatic career and Cecil ieaves for the hotel, but Sir John retracts his temper and Cecil is detained. At this point Mr. Lewis, Ceci.’s agent, an affected, flowery individual, makes his appearance with news of a coming engagement in America. Sir John’s temper is roused to its height and the two leave, with an invitation from Lewis for a dinner at the ‘Savoy.’ Now, through a fatal telegram, Ulrica is compelled to admit her love for Adrian. Only after things mount to an exciting climax does Sir John read his mail, or rather, Cecil’s mail, the contents of which is a check to Cecil and an invitation to sing at the house next door. Sir John is thrown into another fit of rage, and he leaves for the house next door—for the house of the hated Jew. ACT II. Scene—Drawing room in Sir Isaac Jacobson’s house, next door. The same afternoon. : Here we are truly guests at the spider’s web. Lady Rebecca, like all ambitious mothers, is anxious that her daughter make a good match, and consequently enter- tains the charming Capt. ‘Trevor, the suitor of her indifferent daughter, Esther. Adrian arrives home from school, and only too soon does he hear of the hatred between the two families. Lewis is a.so present, and not a littie conceited over his success with Cecil, but leads Lady Rebecea to a threat that the Cotswolds must go the next quarter day. To which Trevor, although an old friend of he Cotswolds, and formerly a suitor of Ulrica, agrees, causing himself an insult from Cecil. Sir isaac now enters to greet his son, of whom he is very proud, and agrees with him altogether in the treatment of the Cotswo.ds, but makes him apologize to Trevor. Lady Rebecca and Trevor then go for a ride only after Esther escapes by the quick wit of her father. Mr. Lewis joins them. While Adrian and Hsther are intently talking over their secret affairs Ulrica is announced, and soon her brother. Both have come to prevent their father from doing anything serious after his threat of going to the house next door. Both couples manage to be occupied in different parts of the house. While the Jacobsons are relieving the general routine by their first quarrel Sir John is announced, and as things are on the verge of being somewhat cleared, Cecil and Esther make their appearance, followed by Adrian and Ulrica. Both couples make known their intentions of marriage, and we are left with both fathers determined that the families shall not intermarry. ACT III. Scene—Same as Act I. Three days later. Three days later finds Lady Cotswold very much worried over her husband, who has shut himself in his own home and will see or talk to no one since the affair at the house next door. Ulrica, quite contrary to the ruie, is tired of his domineering actions, and is read to take the bit in her teeth. Mr. Lewis calls. acting in the capacity of special messenger from the house next doer. warning them that Sir Isaac demands an apology. Cecil makes his annearance. with some interesting results. First Sir John comes out. and he is in a very congenial state of mind. to the surprise of all. Second. he is informed that the rent has net heen naid for six months. and at once sends Vining with a loan from Cecil to vay it. Third, he is also informed that it Was necessary that Cecil should borrew monev while at school. and his ereditor was no one more or less than Sir Jsaac. Sir John is again worked into a fit of rage and starts out to borrow some money to save his name—his nride. The children then take the matter in their hands. and both counles determine to go against their fathers’ wishes. The return of Sir Tsaac: the hurried departure of the neighbors; Sir John’s unsuccessful results: natural child ochedience and respect: and motherly interest of Lady Cotswold lead Cecil, Ulrica and Lady Cotswold to the house next door. After a visit from Sir Jsaac to Sir John and manv apologies and more misun- derstandings, Sir John’s heart is melted to the Jew and his race, and he goes to the house next door. Senior Play In December the Seniors were “broke,” so they presented to the insnection and criticism of the public a one-act play, “The Teeth of the Gift Horse” It was well staged under the able direction of Mr. Clark, the class principal. CAST UY Cie Camis UNE LC Tee eee ae ak ene ie re ene phee Bie ay Wee Labi tari) ag es ok OS tenes Victor Chase LORE Meee Ss Miter eh Se .Wil teeter seer = Cee) ae se te A eae wg bee ye Ce Eleanor Theek MWiancrieGtcalme vVval Liaise Si allies eee ot cet pes em an Reon” Va nes. ree enh Lois Zimmerman ANGANE? GENNS aa A. = Rs CN ahah Sl a ee oe ae ree OO) ee pee Oe Sele k Peres a, eae Lenore Sheets ID) Givi aiken ere ree omy pene oF eed Tee ee SPE eee ag eng oS, CRE Gareth Jellison H ESef Ts S50 AS Se a pee SIS Se Ng Se le ar ae eek eg Bee elt Ie ee Tee Helen Rugman Time—Present. Place—A small town near New York City. The plot dealt with two hand-painted vases which had been given the Butlers for a wedding present, by their aunt Marrietta. The vases, too ‘hideous’ for the Butler apartment, had after several years been disposed of at a rummage sale. But all too soon—for Aunt Marrietta decided to pay the children a visit. Only with the combined efforts of the two friends, Anne Fisher and Devlin Blake, was Aunty saved from the truth of the affair. And as usual, all’s well that ends well, so was the play, for although Florence had looked a gift horse in the face and seen his teeth through her foolish pride, the two vases were left to guard a hand-painted clock on the piano of the Butlers. Other talent of the Senior class was also displayed at this entertainment in the quartet, composed of Ben Boyer, George Wilderson, Gene Brown and Gladwyn Gra- ham. Before the play they offered two side-splitting numbers, ‘My Doggie’ and ‘‘The Old Oaken Bucket.” After the play, Mr. Clark, class principal and director, gave his interpretation of “Barbara Fretchie,’ consequently the evening’s program did not fall flat. —kE. T. Hi-Y Club The first meeting of the Hi-Y Club of ’20 and ’21 was held December 19, 1920. Mr. Kroniger, who is discussion leader of the Fort Wayne Hi-Y Club, spoke. Thus we started the Auburn Hi-Y Club on its seventh year in Auburn. During the year many good talks and discussions were enjoyed. Those concerning blue laws were enjoyed more, perhaps, than any others. On the evening of January 26, 1921, the Hi-Y Club gave a Mothers’ and Sons’ banquet, which was a great success, Especially so when we take into consideration the fact that it is practically a new thing and had never been done before in Auburn. The success of this banquet was due largely to the efforts of Mr. Hand, who really did most of the planning and work. Much credit is due Mr. Hand for the work he has dene for the Hi-Y all during the year. The officers for the coming year have not been elected as yet. The retiring officers are Eugene Brown, president; Myron Watson, vice president; Gareth Jellison, secretary, and Lenoir Brandon, treasurer. —G. B. The Chatterbox Since the High School denartment has been moved into the new McIntosh build- ing, the activities of the High School have expanded. Jt soon became apparent that the school was big enough to support a schceol newsnaper. The idea was started by Mr. Robert Clark, a teacher. He investigated the possibilities of a paper and worked out a rough plan of organization. When the plan was presented to the student body, it met with the hearty approval of all. The plan provided that a permanent staff shou'd be elected. which should be composed of an editor general, to be elected from the faculty; an editor in chief and a business manager, to be elected from the Junior class: a circulation manager, to be elected from the student body at large, and all of the duly elected class secre- taries. The name of the paper was to be selected by the student body from three names submitted by the editorial staff. The editor general was to see that the paper ran right, and to censor it on behalf of the school administration. The editor in chief was to edit it. The business manager was to look after finances and adver- tising. The circulation manager was to look after the circulation. All officers were to be elected at the beginning of the second semester and serve for one year. This plan has been carried out with a few modifications. A nominating com- mittee was appointed. They submitted names for all the offices. These were voted on by the student body. Mr. Robert Clark was elected editor general; Edwin Rainier, editor in chief; Eugene Campbell, business manager; and Esther Whitten, circulation manager. Lenore Sheets, Mae Surfus, Lowell Bourns and Naomi Hensel, the secre- taries of the Junior, Sophomore and Freshman classes, respectively, have places on the staff. It has been necessary to appoint Ward Swarts assistant circulation manager, and Kinley Tracey advertising manager. Marian Borst, Hillene McGrew and Fisher West -are newsboys (or newsgirls, we should say.) The staff got -busy at once and had the first issue of the “Chatterbox” out on January 21, 1921. It has been issued every other Friday thereafter. The “Chatter- box” is a four-page paper with five fifteen-inch columns to the page. It is the aim of the staff to carry about one hundred inches of advertising in each issue, and to ill the rest of the paper with real live school news and editorials. So far, the paper has been well supported with advertising matter by the business men of the city. Nearly every student in the High School, and many people outside, have subscribed to the “Chatterbox.’’ This insures it a good circu- lation. The students take great interest in the paper, and turn in all available copy. As long as this support continues, the life of the paper will be secure. With its organization and the start it now has, it ought to continue indefinitely. As the school enlarges and broadens the paper ought to grow bigger and better. And it will. —E. R. oer domoeeesiaussat: 7s a4 mt Orchestra The Auburn High School Orchestra for the year ’20 and ’21 has been an exception- ally z00d organization. It has given some excellent numbers at various times during the year. Yo Pres Wilcox, leader of the orchestra, is due the credit of organizing this group of high school students into an efficient musical body. MEMBERS Ele) URC, ©) eee ee ey ON hc ne ee Spe Re ie RO ps Ree OE We SE Sea oe Sl eee Pres Wilcox AMEND) 5a eos ae SE cc at ae Re eR Ee ge of Elsie Grube EVA @)] 1) ene Cee i eae ee Sia) ee aE: os Le Ne Siete Seles Ba ee ee SE Paul Bourns BN 1G) 111 eae eae tg a ee Pee ey) Mey eI EP Sere Se ee Dios eh ie Ck ee Du Vern Graham NVAWOWHO: SS SS ee rc Ke et ee ge te SL ve Paul Bateman WHOM, Loe Coe DS Se ee A eS a ye a ee aren re NT ye es Le Roy Arens NOL Tie eae teen 4 te Phan Poe) Ne 2 Ne ey an Oe ey, OS RE Glenn Heffley Violineeie 2: eee dia ah SS 2 As a ee Rg oe ae _..-Glen Link WHYObG = pete ee eS aes Ss Se hs ee a ae eer RR ln ee Howard Sellers S aes ch Oil C weeraees ene eet ee OR we Cee So See oh Se Gladwyn Graham SES anOMme 2a. Sees Se Se See Be a ee a a Seen ee Harold Gengnagle AMXONEANOVONEND, Lee ee ee es a ace a ep rn a a Jacob Saltsman (GOPPIAGTE ahs 25s Seer) Es Cis Se pe ai eg ae Marshall Link COMBI AueTE VG SE oe Ee Se ee es ee ee en ee re es See ee ek Ralph Black HEWSTONSNE «Ss DS ER Se Sms es a ea es etn eRe Hdward Baker TM GME NEU OWOUE arcs Nee a Ss at a eS a ee eae Bernard Plum —PAUL GARVER. Girls’ Vocational Club BITS FORM THE BLL OF FARE “A rolling stone gathers no moss”? AJthcugh th's truth has held us all in abject submission for so many vears, we wish to flatly deny its validity. Last year, with the establishment of the Vocaticna! Home Economics course, we felt much as a “rolling stone,” beginning our existence in a more or less regenerated furnace room and a library basement. Notwithstanding the inconveniences, we felt that our goal was a good one, so we Kept striving to take root. At the beginning of this school year, we found ourselves lodged in a fine new High School building, with a sewing lab- oratory, a cooking laboratory, with its two store rooms and refrigerator room, and an apartment consisting of a kitchen, dining room, bed room and bath room, all set aside for the Vocational Home Economics work. Not only these help to prove that we have gathered moss, but the fact that instead of one instructor and twenty- six students, we have two instructors and an enrollment of forty-nine in our own department. Lacking equipment for our new dining room, we established a fund by doing extra canning for townspeople. During the fair we found that disposing of hot ‘weiner’ sandwiches, homemade pies, coffee and cracker-jack netted us a good profit, as well as affording us much fun. We now have $93,00 in our equipment fund. In October the reorganization of the Vocational Home Economics Club took place. This club was organized lest year for the purpose of bringing the girls into closer contact with each other and to make them feel that they held a common interest. The girls of our department gave a Christmas party. It was held at the High School. We played games, exchanged gifts, and had more candy and popcorn than we could eat. (7?) Three weeks later we practiced basketball and had a pot luck supper afterwards. The boys gave the girls a chicken supper on Washington’s birthday. Eleanor Theek was toastmistress and called on several of the members of the School Board and Faculty to speak. Later in the evening we had a short program and played games. Everyone decided that they had had a fine time. It fell to our good lot to feed the basketball playrs at the tournament, and we cleared over $150. —F. G. AND M. K. The Manual Training Class The Manual Training class, under the supervision of Mr. Cosper, has finished some very admirable pieces of workmanship during the year. Interest in the work has been remarkable, and next year’s class will probably be still larger. Vocational Agriculture At the beginning of this school term there was an enrollment of twenty-seven boys, making a large vocational agriculture class. After we had nicely started our year’s work, Mr. Hornaday, our faithful teacher, suggested that the class ought to be organized, so a class meeting was held later on. Oscar Noel was elected president, Alto Swain vice president, and Forrest Sellers sec- retary and treasurer, for the following year. Each member has carried on project work at home during the year, and has been very successful. Aside from the individual project work, the class has carried on some phase of farm work. This year the class has cared for two orchards of twenty-five and forty trees, respectively. They were properly sprayed, pruned, mulched and fer- tilized, so that increased yields could be obtained. Much field work has been done this year, such as selecting seed corn from the field, judging live stock, and a study of soils. There are three vocational agricuitural classes in the county that competed with each other this year in corn judging. As a result of excellent corn judging, Forrest Sellers from Auburn and Deloss Frank, alternate, the former having won in the county examination, will get a free trip to Purdue University, where other boys from over the state will meet. Several of the boys from Auburn expect to attend this meeting. The classes have studied soils, dairying, bookkeeping, poultry, vegetable growing, animal husbandry, and have managed orchards. The boys attended the farmers’ short course, which was held here, and found it very helpful. A demonstration was given on the proper metnod of testing seed corn for root rot, which proved a success. It is felt by all that an enjoyable and worth-while school year was had, which will long be remembered. Many of the boys are looking forward in eager antici- pation of next year’s work, —FORREST SELLERS. Senior Weiner Roast One lovely rainy evening in October about a dozen Seniors packed themselves into a couple of cars and drove to the gravel pit, south of Garrett. Miss Honess, Mr. Clark and Mr. Walker helped to furnsh a good time for everyone, in spite of the drizzle. We don’t know what kind of a struggle Mr. Walker was compelled to undergo to get his stick for roasting weiners, but it must have been a desperate one, by his appearance when he returnd. Owing to the fact that Mr. Clark rather over- estimated his appetite for weiners when he made his purchase, no one went home hungry. Everyone decided that such a trivial matter as a little rain did Bris not make any difference on a weiner roast, after all. Senior Party Mr. and Mrs. Youngblood entertained the Seniors on St. Patrick’s eve at 8 o’clock at the High Schoo!. The long corridor was furnished so as to give a very home-like appearance. Mrs. Youngblood passed out small Irish flags with the name of part of an Irish family on it. Hach person had to hunt up the rest of their family, and each family was given something to do to entertain the others. A contest was held to see who, biindfolded, could paste the eye on the pig in the correct place. This contest kept everyone laughing, for much foul p.ay was used. Potato races were held, and everyone was given a chance to walk across the stones of Kilarney, trying not to step on them. Th.s had to be done by looking at the string through opera glasses. If you think it would be easy, go home and (HEN alles The boys were given a chance tc show their skill by cutting a pig out of a potato with their pocket knives. Piggy won first prize, carving a beautiful specimen. The girls had to tear a pig out of paper. Refreshments were served, and everybody proclaimed Mr. and Mrs. Youngbiood delightful entertainers, for the party was certainly a success. aby (Ep, Senior Futurist Party On February 12, 1921, at 6 o’clock, was held the 1930 Senior Class Party at the McIntosh High School. There were many unique and funny costumes, but probably the most sensational ones were those of Miss Mutschler, Miss Py:e and Miss Honess. Miss Mutschier was dressed all in white as a ghost. Around her neck was a horrid streak and bloody gash where someone had cut her throat. Pinned to her dress was a large sign, reading, “Murdered by Miss Eidith Honess, June 12, 1922.’’ Miss Honess was dressed all in black as a prisoner, with a rope around her neck; and pinned to her dress was a placard bearing the following words: “Hung for the murder of Miss Mary Mutschler, August 25, 1922.” Miss Pyle, with very red cheeks and carrying a pitch fork, was dressed to represent the guardian spirit. The guests assemb-ed in the music room, where they were entertained by Miss Dorothy Garrett, who played several beautiful selections on the piano. At 6:30 a bountiful supper was served, but upon entering the dining room each person was presented with ten beans, and if they said either ‘‘yes’’ or ‘‘no’’ had to forfeit a bean. Mr. Clark and Miss Pyle were found to be disreputable cheats, for they had found the bag of beans and had filled their pockets full of them. This contest afforded much amusement. Miss Mildred Frank won the prize, a beautiful Vaieltine, for winning the most beans. Mr. Clark was toastmaster, and called on ail to explain why they had chosen the career they represented. Many interesting tales were told. Miss Pyle said she hoped to meet us all in the near future. The most interesting event of the evening was a mock marriage, followed by a mock trial. Miss Lenore Sheets was the biushing and beautiful bride and Mr. Elbert Close was the happy bridegroom. Miss Smiley was the ring bearer, carrying on a plate two golden doughnuts. Miss L. Gallagher married the couple. However, every bride has her fate, for just as they were pronounced man and wife, Victor Chase rushed in and accused the bride of bigamy. A mock trial then followed. George Collette was judge of the trial, and Mr. Clark, a very sagacious looking man, was prosecuting attorney, while Miss Pyle was the attorney for the defense. Many were the witnesses for both sides. The witnesses for the defense testified that Mr. Clark was unmanly and of unsound mind, and that. Victor Chase was also of unsound mind. All the teachers testified against Mr. Chase. The court room Ilsteners were very interested in the testimony of Miss Mutschler, for she told of many college incidents to prove that Mr. Ciark was unmanly and of unsound mind. The verdict of the jury proclaimed Miss Sheets not guilty, and Victor and Mr. Clark of unsound mind. After this the party broke up, but we were all happy, for our Futurist Party had proven to be one of the most interesting and joyful events of the year. —L G. Junior Society The Juniors are very sociable, in spite of the fact that they have had few social gatherings. Our first party was at Eugene Browand’s after the St. Joe basketball game. Both Juniors and teachers were well represented. Here Mr. McKenney was severely tried for chewing gum in school, and Miss Mutschler showed her talent in singing, ‘Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here.’’ We were fortunate in keeping our ‘eats’ in the kitchen while we played games, after which everyone enjoyed the spread. The thirty-first of October we had a Haliowe’en Carnival. This was for everybody. We tried to show the public that there was some talent in the Junior class by giving several little acts. Everyone was masked. Mr. Walker surprised us all by some clever action, which made it hard to distinguish him. This carnival ended our good times until after the basketball season. Then we had another little affair at Geraldine’s. Everyone came backwards, with their clothes on backwards, and nearly talking backwards. Games were played backwards, and we carried out the idea in all details. Our social events are not over, but we can’t tell about the rest yet. Possibly if you were to ask some Senior after the banquet, they could give you more in- formation as to the Juniors’ sociability. —I. L. Sophomore Society The Sophomores had three parties during the year. Early in the fall we had a weiner roast, held in the county farm woods. We ail met at the library, and then walked out, carrying our eats with us. But some insisted on riding; consequently we were divided. However, both groups reported a fine time. Our second appearance in society was at the McIntosh High School. As usual, the regular number of faithful Sophomores turned out, with the exception of those who were on the basketball teams, and were at Decatur at the time. Games were enjoyed in the gymnasium, in which Mr. Walker and Mr. Clark fought over chairs. “Bats” were served in the Domestic Science room, and there Mr. Walker showed his preference for Gold Dust washing powder to salt. More games were enjoyed in the (tym, and everybody went happiy home. On February 16 we stepped back into Olden Times, which was held at the Mc- Intosn High School. We started the evening off with a 6 o’clock dinner, and conse- quently everybody felt miserable for the rest of the evening. Following this was a mock wedding, when ‘‘Benny’’ Bauer was sentenced for life to Louise Bassett. They were united in marriage by the Rev. Dale Thomas. After this numerous games were played, in which Mr. Leitzman and Mr. Clark showed their ability in “calling out numbers.”’ All of a sudden we awoke-to the fact that it was getting late, so we all said “Good Night.” —EDITH A. Freshman Society In January the Freshmen had a cass party at the home of Marshall Link. The guests arrived about 7:30. Games were played. The most interesting event was the “mock court.’ Marion Borst was accused of kidnaping Harold Gengnagle. Mr. Clark, being a very famous lawyer was counsel for the defense. James Little, who is noted for his wonderfui mind, was prosecuting attorney. Mr. Clark, who is aiso a very experienced juggler, entertained us delightfully by juggling his plate across the room. Miss Lottie Dull played beautiful strains of music. Her sweet voice chimed well with the piano. Later light refreshments were served. The “eats” were not ‘swiped’ this time. The upper classmen are afraid of these brlliant Freshmen. There were about thirty present, Miss Farley and Mr. Clark being the only teachers. A good time was enjoyed by all. =I, 1D), Freshman Reception When Jimmy gets—up—to—speak——his—piece, the Freshmen will s-h-i-n-e. Yes, you know! I know! When I went fishing! This is my fishing experience! What is this incoherent jabber? Why, it’s only the theme of a speaking contest between Mr. Youngblood and Mr. MckKeniiey. You ask where it took place? Well, Pll tell you all about it. it took piace at the Freshmen Reception held at the Y. M. C. A., September 25, 1920. ’Gene Brown gave an address welcoming the Freshmen as a new class. After his address school songs were sung, and then James Little, representing the Fresh- men class, recited a poem. Mr. Hand gave a short speech, telling the Freshmen class to make the most of their opportunity and get an education, and do credit to the Auburn High School. After this many games were played and refreshments were served. Everybody reported a good time. And the Freshmen were happy, for the third degree initia- tion process was over, and now they felt on equal terms with the other members of the High School. abn Ge Winners’ Party It happened like this: Last fall we had a race to see which class could have the highest per cent of sludents subscribe to the Red Cross. As might be expected, the Honorable Seniors won. This was not out of the ordinary, as the Seniors always win in what they start out to do. It was decided that the three other classes should give the Seniors a party some time in the future. We looked forward to it with great pleasure. At last it did happn on the evening of April 5, 1921. We were warned, in a speech by Paul Bourns, not to wear our best clothes, because : The program started out very well. We played postoffice, but as practically none of the students knew how to play this strange game, it was not very successful. Our next game, double tag, was very exciting. Pete and Ruth were the champion runners. Other games also were played. A debate was carried on as to whether the Seniors should graduate. Mae Surfus and Paul Bourns were on the affirmative; Gene Campbell and John Slater on the negative. Many abusive stories were told about the Seniors. The judge pro- nounced the verdict in favor of the affirmative—just because they had worked so hard on their speeches. After ice cream aud cake were served by the refreshment committee we Seniors decided that it was too late for us to be up, as we had a hard day’s work ahead of us, so we left. But most of the credit for the success of the party should be given to Miss Smiley, as she worked very hard to make it a success. —HARRIETTE JENNER. aie. a peo 4 Ne (Fe a y Wy Te — YL a as CALEND AHS DAR SEPTEMBER, 1920 6—Grand march 8:15. A. H. §S. stu- dents on time, anxious to explore the new MelIntosh building. Upon being seated in the assembly room, courses are chosen and we are dis- missed for the day. 7—Faculty and students eager to begin work. Aeulke Joni Au ine. Classes assemble and ‘essons are as- Melntosh, sgned. 8—With a live y faculty, school really begins. No joke on the ‘‘Hreshies.”’ We all get confused and so wander- ing. 9—Witchcraft! What makes these seats move? Did Mr. McKenney say, “Upper classmen you inay haze the - Freshmen?” 10—First week of school over, and every- one intends to come back next Mon- day. 138—All here. Not much chance to visit with your neighbor under this rule of supervised study. 14—Bookkeeping ciass sticks fast to chairs. 1 —-MckKenney, addressing Freshmen: “Has anyone an Highth Grade Civics book he isn’t going to use _ this VeAmia a LreShiemGvery 9Calinl) ieee. es; but my sister is going to use it.”’ 16—Class meetings. Seniors wait awhile. We are just so happy (7?) because the bel. sounds at 12:30 in- stead of 1:00, 17—Freshman reception tonght at the “Y.” The ‘“FMreshies’ feel encour- aged over Mr. Youngblood’s talk. He stated that everything had toa be green in order to grow. You’lJ be a Senior by and by. 20——-Miss Honess (in Senior English) —‘Gladwyn, are you chewing gum?” Gladwyn (swallowing quickly) ‘No, Ma’m, not now.” 21—Physical training class at work in gym, 22—-A member of that bright Senior His- tory class informs Mr. Clark that tobacco is the chief institution of the South. 23—-Who taffied those chairs again? No, Siree! We wouldn’t skip school and go to the K’ville fair. No, not one. 24—-G:adwyn makes a iittle formal call on McKenney under the direction of Miss Edith Honess, 27—Mr. Clark declares Senior History class absolutely no good, but then he said, ““Maybe it’s ‘cause it’s the first thing in the morning.” Seniors have class meeting, and Howard is the president. 28—‘Tommy”’ takes a downward ride in the assembly room. Poor Dale! Don’t blush like that; the seat just came apart. 29—Athletic Association meeting. Of- ficers are e'ected, and with Pyle and Leitzman as coaches, we feel assured of our future games. 30—Basketball begins today. Some splendid material is showing up, with real interest to back it. OCTOBER, 1920 1—They say that Mr. Leitzman has joined the D. H. D’s, and goes to all their parties! 4—-Sure, Auburn is going to have a fair. 5—Miss Bertha Creek, talked to us about China. 6—Hurrah! School out for remainder of the week. We are all going to the fair. 11—Observance of Fire Prevention day. Talk by Dr. Lida Leasure. Tests this week. No wonder everybody is smil- ing. 13—Mr. Clark organizes honorary His- tory class for Seniors, to meet at 4:30. He explains that the honor lies in keeping out of it. 14—Certain members of the faculty have a little party in Mr. Youngblood’s office, and ‘‘Geng’”’ is the honored guest. missionary, 15 Seniors have a weiner roast tonight. Who could pass by an apple orchard without helping nimself? Mr. Clark or Mr. Walker? 18—Monday is such a dull day for those who stay up until ‘‘two” early. 19—The last word of tests. Our smiles turn to long faces, and we await the results. Season B. B. tickets for sale. 20—Every cloud has a silver lining. The teachers go to Indianapolis today. Sophs enjoy a weiner roast. 25—An unusual number are tardy this morning. “A bad beginning makes a good ending’’—and we meet Wa- terloo Friday evening on the gym floor. Let’s hope it proves true. 26—Excitement! Mr. Walker received a letter from ‘“‘Someone” in Ger- many. Isn’t that mysterious? Teachers copy grades; therefore, school is dismissd at 3:00. Yell meeting today. 27—Miss Armstrong found a new play- thing in the assembly room. Oh! The electric lights! 98—Mr. McKenney informs us of the popularity of a postoffice established at the rear door of the assembly room, and seems to think the office force is kept very busy posting the mysterious little messages. He also leaves qa strong impression upon our minds that this vamping question and school work do not make a suitable combination for High School people. 29—First B. B. games of the season. Waterloo is coming strong. NOVEMBER, 1920 1—Good English week. Watch us ob- serve. We are wondering why Mr. Clark is always cross on Monday. It might be that we seldom have our lessons. 2—Lester G. takes thirty minutes to decide whether he wants to come to Bookkeeping class today. 3—B. B. teams are working hard this week. Why are there so many new men out to practice? 4—Do you know Alto Swain? Yes. And do you know Lottie? Uh-huh. Weellthat:s waite Lottie and Alto. Alto and Lottie. 5—The faculty tells us that we are going to have company next week. 8—A new janitor this morning and he doesn’t Know how to regulate the heating system. A vacaton in gen- eral is enjoyed until 9:30 a. m. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a new janitor every Monday morning? 9—Discovered by Mr. McKenney at One foot in the aisle. D3 Oiaee mae BE on ON 10—visitors today. 11—Celebration of Armistice day by short program. A few decide to celebrate by skipping. Some are successful, while others are not. 12—And they say that Lawton Feagler has a case on. Why, “Smiley!” 15—First snow today. Everyone still happy over the boys’ victory at Wa- terloo Friday. A wonderful ‘pep’ meeting was experienced in the A. H. S. this Monday. 16—-Miss Pyle teaches the girls how to turn somersaults. 17—Mr. McKenney is proud (?) of those boy students who stay each night after school to study You would never guess it, but Earl is one of the lucky fellows. 18—-Found in the gym: Gold wrist watch. and a little baby’s black and white shoe. Owners may have same by calling at the principal’s office. Sh! Don’t you tell, but we hear that Miss Pyle Miss Mutschler and Miss Smiley are each keeping a hope chest. A good chance for competition. 19—By order of Mr. Ciark, Victor Chase will write a 2,500 word theme on the origin and manufacture of chewing gum. 22--The usual Monday morning ‘nep” meeting is led by Mr. Leitzman. 23—B. B. teams leave for Ligonier in the highest of spirits. 24—-They return, sleepy and defeated, to attend school. Thanksgiving pro- gram this afternoon and school dis- missed for vacation. 29——Back again to A. H. S. Miss Dowell excuses the music class so that War- ren can watch the squirrels play. 30-——Seniors decide to give a class play in the near future. DECEMBER, 1920 2—Everyone looking forward to the big games tomorrow night. 3—Girls win from Pioneer, Ohio. Boys win from Pleasant Lake. 6—Mr. Leitzman leads another victory meeting. 7—Mr. Youngblood in Sociology class: “T saw my first woman smoke a cigarette in Chicago three years ago.” Why, Why! 8—Rain, rain! 9—And still it rains. 10—B. B. teams go to Decatur. Fresh- men and Sophomores enjoy a party. JANUARY, 3—Mr. Walker has resigned and = Mr. McIntyre will take his place. 13—Yes, we attended the meeting, minus the victory. 14—-We made up for it to night. Boys and girls win fom Butler. 15—“‘Have you bought your ticket for ‘The Teeth of the Gift Horse?’ ” 17—B. B. game at St. Joe postponed. Mr. Leitzman tells the boys not to break training rules by eating tin eans and brick bats. Mr. McKenney wishes us a Merry Christmas and suggests that we go home on the west side of Main street. Thanks to Mr. Tarney. And we are all off for a jolly Christmas vacation. 1921 ious than usual. We are preparing to win the ‘‘tourney.” 4—Have you heard the new drum corps under the direction of Mr. Clark? 5—And the boys’ new B. B. suits! Flashy? Well I should say! 6—Nothing exciting today. 7-——Teams go to K’vil-e. Also the drum corps, which proved to be a grand success. The boys initiate their suits, and “Geng” wears the red and black stripes. 10—The “pep” meeting was more hilar- 11—Ligonier teams pay us a visit but they are homesick during the stay and vainly call for their mama. 12—Exciting news! The tournament will be held in Auburn, March 4-5. 13—Bright Senior in Englisn class: “Irving was a delicate child. He would wander thru the wood and watch the ships come in.” 14—Decatur came and went. They took everything but Auburn’s spirit with them. 17—School dismissed at 9:30. Students attend Short Course until 11:30. Regular work resumed at 12:30. 18—Miss Dowell, to boys in Chorus class: “You don’t hold that last maid long enough. 19—Seniors are wearing their long- waited-for class pins. 20—Horrors! Those ‘‘spook” stories that Miss Honess reads. 21—B. B. teams go to Fort Wayne and come home without the bacon. First edition of the ‘“‘Chatterbox.”’ 24—Heard at the Teachers’ meeting: “T can’t understand why Lester G. acts so queer. He seems so melan- choly.’”’?’ Small voice from some- where: ‘‘Why, Lester has fallen in love.’’ We wonder! 25-—Teacher: “Give an illustration of simplicity in the speech.” Marcelle E.: “How do you spell that?’ Teacher: “T-H-A-T.”’ 26—Come on and join the ‘Shifters’ Club.” 27—“Holy Mackerel!” Oh, we know who is talking now. 28—Hurrah for Auburn! Our boys de- feat Angola, and the girls beat Bryan. 31—EHveryone prepares to meet the “Shah? and the “Sheik.” FEBRUARY, 1921 1—The Music department presents ‘In the Garden of the Shah” to a large audience tonight. 2—Ditto. 3—Time. please, while the actors and actresses remove the paint. Mr. C. I. Buell spoke to the Bookkeeping cass on ‘‘Salesmanship.’’ 4—B. B. teams went to Garrett and brought home their goat. 7—G. Graham speaks at ‘“‘pep’’ meet- ing. “I’m glad to look into your bright and shining faces.’”’ We can see the glimmer of his future career. Probably a great politician. 8—The second day of the week. 9—Seniors give a big feed and 1930 party in the sewing room of the Mc- Intosh high school. The affair proved to be quite an historical event in regard to certain members of the faculty. 10—Somewhere between 11:30 and 12 we swallow our lunch, and at some convenient time during the after- noon we chew it. As a result of these irregular chewing habits, we were all sent to the dentist today. 11—Mr. McIntosh talked to us this after- noon and presented each of us with a post card picture of the McIntosh building. kK’ville also talks to us to- night. We don’t like to tell what they said. 14—8:30 Monday morning, and Mr. Clark cannot be found! Gracious! that’s queer. Oh well, the Civics class is made up of prohibition; no ‘‘kick’’ from them. 15—The Staff has been chosen and is at work on the Annual. Up to date ten Seniors have damaged the cam- era but perhaps it will stand the strain until the rest of us have been snapped. 16—Sophomore and Junior parties to- night. Sophomores enjoy themselves at the High School, while the Juniors do likewise at the home of “Jelly” Wimer. | i; 17—Miss Mutschler exhibits a little gym- nastic stunt for the benefit of the Engiish class. 18—Boys’ B. B. team off to Angola. Girls’ B. B. team off to Bryan. For results, please turn to the B B. schedule. 22—-Home Economics class and Agricul- ture class attend a class banquet to- night at the High School. Some chicken feast! 23—Eventful day! A speech at 12:30 on warnng against accidents. Chorus class dismissed thirty minutes early. Why? Another speech, by Mr. Boodagh, a Persian lecturer, at 3:50 p. m. At 4:00 the Chorus attends class in a body to finish out the hour, under the direction of Mr. McKen- ney and Miss Dowell. What shail Be done with those whistling boys? 24—-Seniors are reading Class Proph- ecies. Certainly there is no lack of imagination in the class. Who beat MARCH, 1—‘‘Paul, you may stand n the corner thirty minutes.’”’ Ask Paul Bourns about it. 2—It certainly is “annoying’’ to sit and smell the odor of all the good things to eat that the Domestic Science class prepares, and to think—that we can’t have more than a smell. 3—Everyone excited and ready to at- tend the “tourney.” Yea, Auburn 7—Once upon a time Miss Honess de- scribed this day as “‘Blue Monday.” Where did she get the idea? Oh, she just happened to look at Gene Brown or some other sleepy fellow. 8—B. B. teams are royally entertained at a 6 o’clock dinner by Mr. and Mrs. Youngblood. 9—Mr. Clark (after searching twenty minutes for some knowledge of the Civics lesson): “Class, open your books and study. You don’t know any more about this lesson than I do. 10—B. B. teams enjoy another 6 o’clock dinner at Dr. Graham’s home. = ee 11—Field Meet will be held in Auburn. Mr. Leitzman’s time tonight? Per- haps it was “‘Bobbie”’ Little. 25—B. B. season closes for girls’ team tonight after losing to Garrett. B. B. team goes into training for “tourney.’ At the girls’ inter-class tournament at 4:30 the Juniors won from the Seniors and the Freshmen defeated the Sophomores. Who said the timekeepers were crooked? 1921 14—Judge Link spoke to the High School students this morning. 28 15—What makes Gene Campbell look so downhearted? 16 Look! The fellows come to school all dolled up in Ikie-ike hates. 17—Seniors and School Board attend a St. Patrick’s party given by Mr. and Mrs. Youngblood in the High School building tonight. 18—Rev. Smith of the Christian church spoke to the students this morning. 21—Mr. McKenney (speaking to. stu- dents): ‘Now whoever went around and marked all over these black- boards ought to be paddled.’’ Guess who is guilty. We hate to tell you. —R. W. Clark, Faculty. 22—Geneg: “Have you seen all those A’s among my deportment grades?’’ A Garns: Wells Iells tell your Ald the A’s I saw were minus q right side.”’ 23—Morning Civics class holds special session of congress from 4:00 to 5:00 p. m. Oh, I suppose they do not know their lesson again. Again? Hurrah for Auburn! Eleanor won the county debate at Garrett. 28——High School students are favored with another speech, this time from J. I. Farley. Girls’ B. B. team was presented with the most wonderful white sweaters from the Athletic Association. 30—The overworked Annual Staff had the characteristic picture snapped today. 31—Marceile E. is back in school again. You see, we wouldn’t feel under ob- ligation to put this bit of news in the Calendar, but he has been -ill for awhile, and then—he is a Senior. APRIL, 1921 1—A large delegation of Auburn boys left for Albion to attend the Older Boys’ Conference. 4—Mr. Walker visited Auburn Hi today. The morning after the night that K’- vil-e came to town. 5—The Seniors are entertained at a party by Freshmen, Sophomores and Juniors for having the largest per cent of Red Cross membership. 6—The P. W. Club went on a weiner roast tonight. 7—Herman L Brown, in a speech this morning, told of the good work done by the Commercial Club. 8—Today a certain H. S. lad grew tired of school, and in spite of the fact that rain drops were making themselves known on the windows, he stepped up to Mr. McKenney and asked:_ ‘‘Will you please excuse me for the remainder of the day? I have to go home and spade garden.” Do you suppose Mr. McKenney thought, ‘““You are very energetic to spade garden in the rain,” or “My boy, I’m afraid you are trying to play shenanegin?”’ 11—Rey. Bare addresses the High School students this morning. The subject of his speech was, “Rules of the Game.” 12—Mr. McKenney performs his unprac- ticed gymnastic stunt at 3:00 this afternoon. It sent the ‘‘children” in the assembly room into a round of snickers and giggles. 13—Practice began tonight for H. S. play. 14—Isn’t it grand to stay an hour after dismissal for whispering just a few “unnecessary words ?’’ Miss Hum- phreys really believes it will cure the whispering epidemic. 15—The Glee Club and Orchestra gives a concert at the High School tonight. Wut! The Chatterbox comes out dolied up in a dazzling pink. 18—MeIntosh High School was dedicated today. Dr. Robert Aley, president of the University of Maine, was the principal speaker. 19—Our teachers just delight in having us show off our knowledge. That is why they give us those lovely tests. 90—Marion and ‘‘Geng’s’’ case seems to be rapidly developing. 21—A walking post office is an accom- modating affair. Oh, ask most any H. S. student. They all know. 9°29 Auburn is ready to take the honors from the Track Meet tomorrow. 25—Everyone seems to have an attack of spring fever. ; 296—Emerson says that calamity always betters the disposition. Is it true in the following case: “Geng”’ forgot to act funny today, and Miss Pyle was caught using a powder puff. 297—Lowell Bourns is getting fine prac- tice in the H. S. play. 28—Just a suggestion—It might be a good plan to station sentries around the H. S. building to keep the “pris- oners from escaping during school hours. 29—-Something unusual happened after all. Lester G. was canned from English class. MAY, 1921 2—The Annual goes to press today, so 3 for daily events of the next three weeks—use your imagination. Who says we haven’t got a baseball team ? 5—High School play tonight. 6—Ditto. 22—Baccalaureate Sermon. 23—Some of the Seniors are taking the extra week for vacation. 24—Junior-Senior banquet. 25—Class Day exercises. 26—Commencement exercises. 27 Grade cards presented to victims. 28—Junior-Senior picnic. = SE oS Z re E. ly f SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO RUN THE HIGH SCHOOL AFTER THE SENIORS LEAVE We, the Seniors, realize that we are putting the High School to a great disad- vantage by graduating this year. So that we can in a measure redeem ourselves, we leave the following suggestions to the lower classes and members of the Faculty. We feel that our experiences with these important questions have been broad enough to warrant the careful consideration and observance of them by the lower classmen. First, let us consider that with which we are a‘l famiiar. the Assembly Room. Oh! little do vou know. T fear tha mveteyies therein. Tt ig in this room that soa many of the teachers have faced the nrohlems that hawna left them nervous wrecks We implore you, lower elassmen to have more eonsideration for their naturally nervous temnerament. Ber instance, ana of the thines sq annovine js walling aeross the front of the assembty ehart the middle of a reriod with the aecomnaniment of heel plates. Now jf jt is neregesrw thet wan wear heel nlates. he sure that there are at least twenty-five nersons in the room hefore vou walk. as that breaks un the echo. Walkng tin-toe ig not advisable either. hecansa jt gives the hoards a ten- dency to snap and eraek, Another thine. the switch hoard in the front of the room is there for no other reason then the smrgement of the students. and should he left eutire’'y alone by Faecultv members We ask vou not to forget to take great care of the moulding around the room. That is for von to park vour chewng gum on, and not for you to earve your initials on The idea of using the blackhoard for announce- ments is realy absurd. What have vou got those niece white walls in the room for if not to nut vour announcements autogranhs. ete.. on? We also suggest that the school authorities place more nencil sharneners in the room. They are one of the greatest means of givng a pnunil exercise that we have in the school. By ail means this is necessary to their phvsical development. Now here is a little secret we wish to leave with the Juniors. Jt has been one of our secrets of success. While trying to get to class at the other end of the hall before the last bell rings. snit on your shoe goles, extend the arms horizontally. take two steps forward and slide. We have found that we can make the length of the hall in two seconds flat. Probably with the aid of heel plates you can make still better time. At least. the suggestion is worthy of your trial, as it e’iminates the nuisance of being released from duty for a week, and the other bad results of being late to class. Don’t let the Faculty put anything over on you. Don’t forget that you have just as much right there as they have: the only difference is that they are paid for being there. As to the idea of their being able to teach you anything. why there is nothing to that. Remember that they are obligated to you for attending their classes. If they don’t like the way you do, get up and leave (for you probably will have to any- way.) : We are staunch supporters of athletics. but there are a few things in connection with athletics that we want to correct before we leave. Never let the girls powder their noses before entering a game. Powder serves to let their opponents know just where they are at all times. Even if it is flesh color, they can easily smell it, and in this way break up many plays Instead, they should be greased with cold cream: if anyone should be rude enough to attempt hitting them, their fists would easily slip off. Now we advise you also to have the boys part their hair in the middle. This serves to keep them on stable equilibrium, and serves as a sight when shooting at a basket. We hope that you will continue our efforts in having the School Board flood the gym occasionally for a swimming pool. Now we are not insinuating that you are fishes; oh, no, not at all; we merely think that that form of exercise is necessary to one’s mental development. It will do you good to soak your head, and we hear it is helpful in removing water from the brain (one of the things that is greatly needed.) Submarines should be employed to teach under-water strokes. Always treat the janitors with more respect than the teachers. They keep you warm (sometmes), while the teachers make it hot for you, Isn’t it right that you should show your respect for those who try to make you comfortable? These few ru’es and customs have been the secret of otir success, and we feel sure that if you follow them carefully, you, tOO, ean be credit to the A; HL. S: Hspecially, we ask you to observe those pertaining to the care of the building. The beauty of the building will help to hide from outsiders your lack of knowledge. This is our advice to you. You tell ’em, graduate; you've Senior days! fo) Mr. Clark (in pubic speaking class)— “Heavens! You have a voice like a buzz saw. Make it soft.’’ Struggling Student—‘‘How?”’’ Mr. C.—‘‘Walk behnd Piggy and Mary and copy them.” O WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND, LENORE? Lenore S. (translatng Spanish)—‘T asked him to marry me.” Miss Pyle—‘‘Why, Lenore, this isn’t leap year.” Lenore (translating again)—‘‘We went to the forest because dear (deer) was there.’’ Miss P.—‘“You’re surely carrying out the right conversation.’’ O The modesty of those Junor High girls makes the violet blush for shame. We saw one the other day who ran like a deer because a boy saw her in her gym suit. oO BPieanor—‘‘We're going to have a 1930 DaALLyew George C.—‘‘Are the girls going to dress like they will in 1930?” Eleanor—“Sure!”’ George—‘‘Oh Boy! Ill be there with bells on.”’ O A POME Harold had a little tack, With a point as sharp as steel, And everyone who sat near him That tack was sure to feel. It perched on Skinny’s seat one day, Which was against the rule; It made poor Skinny jump and yell To feel that tack in—school. fe) Wonder if Miss Smiley broke her nails at the Faculty-Sophomore game? 0 Dot G. (to Hattie J. in Civics class)— “Speaking of dog licenses,do you suppose Signed: SENIORS OF ’21. a= As they have to take out a license for hot dogs?” ; 6) SO THIS IS WHAT THEY DO IN THAT SPANISH CLASS IS IT? Edwin R. says he doesn’t dance, but in a certain Spanish cass he asked Lenore to dance with him. Miss Pyle offers. this explanation: “Oh, I only wanted him to get the practice in asking a girl to dance.”’ oO Geng and Tommy were both tardy one morning. “Dale, where have you been?’ asked Mr. McK. “With Harold.” “Harold, where have you been?”’ “With Dale.’ “Where have you both been?’’ “Together.”’ O Mr. McKenney—“‘Girls will not be al- lowed to play on other teams, such as Firestone (Campfire) teams, while play- ing on H. S. teams.” oO Miss Honess—‘‘Lester, you look rather doubtful.”’ iLbesiere Ceo sieell ste, wo.” oO I pledge the kiss Whose poignant biiss Comes from a microbe, so they say. A microbe-ho! If this be so, He tickles in a pleasant way. And so i say If man must die Of microbe that or microbe this, I’d rather sip The warm, sweet ip, And take my microbe in your kiss. —Shocking Jr. O WHAT IS LOVE? Love (says the Flapper) means a dia- mond and platinum engagement ring just like Mabel’s. Love (says the Playright) is an indis- pensable element in dramatie motivation. Love (says the Puritan) is the duty an obedient wife owes to her spouse. Love (says the Bigamist) is the light that leads me on and on, from wife to wife, in my search for an ideal woman. Love (says the Cynic) is what fills the almshouses with the children of fools who married and tried to live on bread and cheese and kisses. Love (says the Middle Aged Gentle- man) is a series of mistakes that I would gladly make again. Love (says the Philosopher) is all fool- ishness, and God grant that I may be a fool once more! Love( said the Lover) is—Yes! Yes! said the other Lover) I know—we know. From which we deduce that love is something that cannot be defined by the only people who really know what it is. BANQUET ETIQUETTE FOR THE JUNIORS AND SENIORS If a friend tells you that your back collar button shows, do not show your embarrassment, but back up to the wall and make your way to the door, walk- ing sidewise. If you don’t know wth which, fork to eat your bouillon, copy the man across the table. Then you will be sure to get it right. If you drop your plate on the floor, yell and point to the ceiling. When everybody looks up, replace your plate on the table. 6) Miss Honess—‘‘Describe Elmer————_” Wee voice in back of room—‘“‘A rough- neck.”’ oO Miss Honess—‘“‘An autobiography is a history written by the author.” to) Enter Mr. Leitzman at the DeSoto building. Little Jim—“‘Oh, here comes Mr. Leitzman!”’ Enter Miss Pyle. Little John—‘Gee! Is that his wife?” Helen Rugman (doing practice teach- ing )—‘‘Elbert, what three things are in a water fowl (‘To a Waterfowl.’)”’ oO English XI Teacher—‘‘Paul, who came to Shelly’s rescue, just as he found him- se‘f disinherited and penniless?”’ Paul B.—‘‘His rich grandfather—he died.”’ (6) THE METAMORPHOSIS OF S. H. IL. Mary had a little “Pig” And Piggy loved her so That everywhere that Mary went, Why, Pig was sure to go. Now ‘‘eases’”’ in the Faculty Are rare, we’d have you note, So when we students found it out, Poor Pig became a ‘“Goat’’ oO DOES SHE THINK SHE’S PRETTY? Berniece L.—‘‘They say homely people always take good pictures; that’s why I’m afraid to have mine taken.” O HATEFUL THING! Warren Me. after “Garden of the Shah’’)—‘‘Well, I never thought my voice would fill that large auditorium.” Still Small Voice—‘‘Neither did I; I thought it would empty it.’’ O Senior—“I don’t like these photos at all W bys look likesan: ape. Photographer — “You should have thought of that before you had them taken.”’ O “The good die young,’ was never said of a joke. Ges aene B.—‘‘Aren’t you afraid when you step outside of the school building ?’’ Harld F.—‘Why?”’ Gene—“Why, there are so many squir- rels outside.” ——o A. H. S. COOK BOOK Freshman Six cups of ignorance to one of knowl- edge. A generous tablespoon of meekness. Flavor with pluck. (Be careful to add no salt, as the whole effect will be spoiled.) BOS se AWA Mix with mischievousness. Leave to struggle through four years Of A ES: Z Zs mM WUE Sophomore About six pounds importance. Two or three pounds favors from the Faculty. Several cases of “puppy love.’ Add a lot of red-hot pep Enough racket and noise to distract the teacher in charge of the assembly. Ten cups superfluous action. Garnish with giggles and wagging tongues. This makes qg tough mixture, which will need considerable shaping by the Faculty before placing on the Junior shelf of the A. H. S. oven. Junior One large swelled head. A heaping teaspoonful of procrastina- tion. Mix with stinginess and statements of “We've got to get some more money.’ Several cups of freedom from care. Lots of pep. Add lots of arguments. Roast well let steam blow off, and piace in cold storage until ’22. Senior Several knowledge bumps. Ten pounds superiority. Add a generous supply of struggle and strife. Three to four cups of worry, seasoned with cries of “I’ll never make it!’’ A dash of dignity. Hnough optimism to counteract the Worry. One pound sheer nerve. Beat well, put through the Faculty grinder, garnish with a diploma and serve to the world. Faculty A large measure of patience. Pounds and pounds of wisdom. Two or three bottles of ice-cold se- verity (B-r-r) A sense of humor (sometimes omitted.) Season with absolute(?) control over unruly pupils. Add a drop of human nature. Let simmer through a college course. Serve daily to the students in A. H. §S. — —o Lost—Mr. Leitzman’s temper Feb. 4, 1921 at Garrett. No reward offered. O Wanted — A translator for Victor Chase’s test papers.—Miss Honess. re) Wanted—A ladder to assist us in es- caping from the Home EHeonomics room. Peggy Kettering and Hilda Hilkey. O Wanted — An instruction book on vamps.—Kinley Tracy. O Lost—Two hearts to Freshman girls. Not particular about the return of same. —Two Junior Boys. () Wanted—Life insurance.—Editors of this Department. oO Wanted—A non-collapsible chair.— Miss Mutschler. oO Wanted—Large doses of soothing syrup to keep the folks in the assembly quiet.—Mr McKenney. oO Lost—One ‘Snappy Story” magazine. —Fisher W. oO zene Brown (to a certain little out- of-town miss he escorted to a certain B. B. game)—‘‘Where you come from, are all the girls as pretty as you are?” She—“I don’t know; I' notice only the boys.”’ O Johnnie, aged five years, was an en- thusiast over automobiling. He had to sleep with his father one night, for the first time, and next morning he was greatly perplexed. “Mama,” he demanded, ‘why does Papa use the cut-out in his sleep?” oO DAILY QUIZZ 1—What birds are often found in the air? 2—Who wrote Dickens’ ‘Christmas Carol?” 3—Why do some people have more money than others, and why do some have more than you? O Nabby, ’22—‘‘I ruined. my voice in the “Garden of the Shah.” Vera W., ’22—Well, I ruined my rep- utation,”’ o) MARKED DEGENERACY IN THE FACULTY Mr. Clark—‘‘Suppose I set up a cute little still in my room at the Y.” re) Miss Dowell (in Music class)—‘‘Put all four legs on the floor.” re) POEM BY SAMANTHY SIMPKINS, CHILD POET OF PUNKIN- VILLE CENTER Two hearts that yearn For love’s sweet prison, For hisn’s her’n And her’n’s hs’n. O First Junior Girl (observing passerby) —‘What a good-looking fellow!” Second Ditto—‘‘Who? He? Why, he’s married!”’ O Always leave where you are in such a way that when you return there is nothing else to do but come back. oO Mr. Clark (in Civics class)—‘Cleo, what is direct nomination ?”’ Cleo—‘‘Well, they got up and said who they wanted, and sat down again.” O Boys, whatever you do, don’t tell a girl she is a bright and shining light. She’ll think you’re reminding her that she forgot to powder her nose. O Mr. McIntyre—‘‘What s hard water?” Wesley B.—“Ice.” O REPORT CARDS GIVEN OUT Howard Wappes—‘‘What’s your low- est ?”’ Franz, ’24—‘‘My shoes.” oO Unusually sweet voice over the wire— “Do you know of Gadwyn’s where- abouts?”’ Mrs. Graham (answering the phone) —‘They are in the wash. Who is this, please ?’’ (6) Clark (in Soph. History)—‘‘What was the result of the 100 years war, Wier ?’’ Wier (after much thought)—‘Why— they stopped fighting.” Mr. McKenney (bawling Runt Arens out for leaving class after he had been refused an excuse)—‘‘And if you do that again I’1l make the back of your p trousers feel like they were on fire.” 6) Charlie Aldrich (in Sociology)—‘I'n Chicago the compartment houses. are very thick.’’ 6) ADVICE TO THE LOVE-LORN By IVA HART Dear Miss Hart:—-Those vamps pursue me persistently. Can’t you tell me how to escape them? I know I’m a cute boy, but why do they pick on me?—A Soph. Treat ’em rough. You can get vamp protectors at Bower’s for two bits. (Why not?) Dear Miss Hart:—Is there no cure for love ?—Freshman Girl. It all depends, my dear. Often the more violent the cases, the more quickly they recover. But the milder form of the disease, called “puppy love,” is not at all serious. I would prescribe one dose of an old slipper applied by Dad in the wood shed to the afflicted parties. Dear Miss Hart:—Can you tell me how to get a girl? I’m willing to spend all my income on her. I follow every skirt I see, but without success.—Senior. A girl who fails to respond to a full poeket book nowadays needs a brain spe- cialist. But perhaps you murmur, ‘May I see you home?” when you succeed in capturing a lady. No wonder, then, that they shun you. Carry ’em off by main force. Dear Iva:—I’m madly in love with a ravishing brunette; so much so that I slight my duty to linger in her presence. But Oh, Iva! Have qa heart and tell me what to do. I fear to ask her the divine anest’on which has trembled on my lips many a time for fear my humble salary will not keep her in powder puffs.—Fac- ulty. Cheer up. The price of powder puffs is coming down. Dear Miss Hart:—I love qa Senior so muechly that I ask her qa million times a day if she still loves me. The last time she said ‘‘No.’”’ What shall Ido? tI even wept, but I couldn’t move her heart of s‘one.—L. G., ’21. I’m afraid your case is hopeless. You had better fix your attentions on some- one more worthy of you. Weep a little more; if it doesn’t have its effects on your lady love, it at least provides a little diversion for that Senior English class, to say nothing of the teacher. Samant) Bobby found some dynamite, And placed it on the range; His ma gazed o’er the kitchen site And thought Bob’s absence strange. O PATRIOTIC YOUNG AMERICA “Who was the first man?’’ asked the examining History teacher. “Washington,” hastily replied a bright boy, quoting a familiar slogan—‘‘First in war, first im peace. first ———__ “Wrong; Adam was the first man.” “Oh!” the pupil sniffed disgustedly, “if you are talking about foreigners.”’ O FROM A BOY’S COMPOSITION Patrick Henry was not a very bright bcy. He had biue eyes and brown hair. He got married, and then said, “Give me liberty or give me death.” O FROM EXAMINATION PAPERS oer Tennyson wrote “in Memorandum.” louis NVI was gelatined during the french Revolution. Gravitation is that which if there was none we would all fly away. Queen Enizabeth was tall and thin, but she was a stout Protestant. The five great powers of Europe are water power, steam power, electricity, horses and camels. The battle of Cowpens was aq battle fought in the stock yards during the Civil war. The title the Engiish gave Cooper was, “As a mother governs her children.|”’ Cooper wrote “The Lives of Extin- guished Naval Officers.” Blank verse has the words divided off by blanks. Lincoln ‘said, “‘ISveryone knows we’re born and We are all free and equal.’’— By a Senior. FASHION HINTS In regard to colors, green is always good for a Freshman. This year it is an especially britliant shade. Deep mourning is of course being worn by the Seniors, especially the doubtful ones. The favored color for students during six weeks’ tests is yellow. White feathers are also worn Fashion dictates red for those who refuse to abide by the school rules. A girl, to be at all chic, should polish her nose until it shines like a ball room floor. Don’t use a speck of powder. The hair must give off the proper flat- head effect. Cootie garages are still in vogue. (For excelsior, wire, etc., to stuff them with, see Smiley, Honess Co.) Don’t commit the terrible crime of show- ing your ears. Ears are to hear with; not to be seen. The very latest head-covering is a bath towel. it was introduced by that we.l Iynow Faculty leader, Miss Smiley, during a recent thunder shower. No other color but white is acceptable. The boys’ hair must either be cut con- vict fashion or worn shoulder length and tied back with a pink ribbon while play- ing basketball. To be the height of fashion, shoes sould be of the syueaky variety. The more nois® made in going to and fro in the assembly room, the better. Shoes in the key of C, D or G may be proccured at any shoe store for about -2.98. Bright and varied colors are advo- ec..ed fer young men. who wish to be really smart. IHverything from baby blue to lobster pin':. Especially good for young Kaculty members. Young men’s hats should be antique; the older, the better. Rummage the ma- teral your mother has packed up to send to the junk man. These hats should lie very flatly to the head, giving off an effect of simplest simpicity and un- sophistication. Derby hats, very old ones, are also very good, especially for boys inclined to be close with coin, as they should follow styles that suggest the Jewish. Jazz bows or Gee Whizzes are still being worn. They do have lots of snap. Green bows of at least three feet in width are much better, however. O QUALIFIED Miss Mutschler—‘‘Why Jimmie! You don’t swear, do you?”’ Little Jimmie—‘‘No, I don’t swear, but I know all the words.”’ O By a Senior: ‘‘He hasn’t a good hole in his shirt.” O Teacher—‘Now, Johnnie, can you tell me what is raised in Mexico?’’ Johnnie—‘Aw, go on! I know what you want me to say, but Ma told me not to talk rough.’’ O Prof. MecIntyre—‘‘What is density?” Pete Engle—‘T can’t define it, but I can give a good illustration.” Me.—‘‘The illustration is good; sit down.” O Small Boy—“‘‘Say, dad, I can do some- thing that you can’t do.”’ Dad—‘Well, what is it?” S. B.—‘“‘Grow.” oO Berniece Lanning (playing ‘‘Love’s Old Sweet Song’’)—‘I'sn’t this pretty?” Harold Franz—‘‘What is it, anyway?” Berniece (disgustedly)—‘‘Oh, Harold! Don’t you know that?” O Fisher reading “Snappy Stories’? under cover of a tablet. Mr. Clark—‘“‘Camou- flage is out of date, Fisher.” O Somebody left a sweet flower on Miss Pyle’s desk. (Well, hasn’t a Spanish onion a right to be in Spanish class?) O Mr. Clark (speaking of work concern- ing the democratic committee)—‘‘Gar- eth, did you ever have a conference with your father?’ (Laughter.) O Mr. Youngblood—‘‘What organization recently died a natural death?” Vie Chase—‘‘The democratic party.” O Father—‘‘Haye you made up your mind to stay in?” Daughter—“No, I have made up my face to go out.” O Contrib—“You sit on every joke I write.’’ EHKditor—‘‘Well, I wouldn’t if there was any point to them.”’’ fe) The other day a man dashed inte a Grand Central station with just a minute to catch the Twentieth Century. He made the ticket window in two jumps. “Quick!” he gasped, ‘“‘give me a round trip ticket.” “Where to?” “B-b-back here, you fool!’’ O Sammy stopped a cable car By standing on the track, Which gave his system quite a jar— Sam’s sister now wears black. O There are trees in California so tall that it takes two men and a boy to look to the top of them. One looks until he gets tired, and the other commences where he left off. a Be = (a —_ O Se ee ee ae =— 3 —— A TOUCHING BALLAD (Dedicated to Harold Gengnagle) I am a little smoke pipe, And greatly I am used, I never, never have time to cool Till Harold goes to school. He picks me up in the morning, He picks me up at noon, He heats me up at evening, ’till I’m heated thru and thru, But nevertheless, I’ must confess, I’m very proud to be The smoke pipe of Harold Gengnagle, Though rough he may be with me. —By a Freshie., O a Mr. Youngblood (talking to Sociology class)—“‘Now you should all try to be clean livers.’’ O Sophomore (coming out of restaurant) “T just got through eating some beef and I feel bully.” Brght Freshman—‘“Oh, that’s nothing! I just ate some hash, and I feel like everything.” O Bright One— ‘‘Did you see in the paper where q little boy was hit by a train and his brains were knocked out and they put calves brains in? He’s still living, and that was a month ago.” Density—‘“‘Why, you don’t say! I won- der what he thought about it.’ Bright One—‘“I don’t know what he thought about it, but every time he saw a cow he bawled.”’ O Mary Mutschler (to Kennard Q.)— “Kennard, what did Marmion’s conduct mean to him?” (No answer from Kennard.) Maryv—‘‘If you had a safe conduct, what would it mean to you?’’ Kennard—‘‘A in deportment.”’ Oo “Tsn’t nature wonderful?” “Howes that” “She gives us all our faces, but she lets us pick our own teeth.”’ oO asuy Jenner (in History class, telling about the Prince of Wales)—‘“‘Then Ed- ward I made his son Prince of Whales.’’ a) Miss Honess (in Sophomore English) —‘What dissolves after the climax in a. Story?” Elsie G. (answering brightly)—‘‘The characters.’ ——0 3right Soph—‘“‘Quick! Run and stick your head in some water.’’ Green Freshy—‘‘Why, what’s the mat- ter?” Saph—‘‘Oh I smell wood burning.” A certain young man in a certain high school in a certain town in a certain state had been courting qa certain girl in the same town and high school. He desired to buy her a birthday present, and asked her what she most desired and she told him that she desired some- thing for her neck. When it came to buying the present, he took her advice, and bought her a cake of soap. O Prof. Youngblood (in Sociology class) —‘Well, I saw my first woman smok- ing about five years ago.’’ (2) “What makes your cat so small?” “Oh, I brought him up on condensed milk’’ oO A—‘‘How can I keep my toes awake?” B—‘“‘Don’t let them turn in.” oO Father—‘‘My boy, what do you expéct to be when you get out of the A. H. S.?” Son—‘“‘An old man, father.’ 0 He who misses to take qa Miss has Mr. thing he should not Miss. 6) Webster says: “Thermometers—Not the only things which are graduated and get degrees without brains.’’ re) Vr. Clark—‘‘Well, Harriette. what is the lesson about today?”’ Harriette J.—‘‘A—a— about a lot of thngs that I don’t know anything about.” () SEVEN WONDERS OF A. H. S. 1. Mr. McKenney’s green tie. 2. Geng’s walk. 3. Miss Smiley’s queenly d ignity. 4. Mr. Clark’s baby-blue shirt. 5. Ereshman beauties. 6. Piggy’s voice. 7. Edwin Rainier’s think-tank Oo OVERHEARD A Freshman (feminine gender)— “Who is he? That teacher who wears specs and has such pretty eyes?’’ (No, she didn’t mean Mr Clark. It was Mr. Hornaday. Don’t tell his wife.) oO Mr. Youngblood—‘I was talking to a man the other day that was er—ah— well, I don’t know whether he was born or not, but he was reared in Michigan.”’ Oo Pete Engle comes to the conclusion, after an all night’s deliberation, that it will take approximately one thousand feet that a cranberry would have to fall to crack a shingle. Worried Student—‘‘If the reformers keep on, the only Sunday that won’t be blue will be Billy.”’ oO Jack and Jill went up the hill To get something to eat. Jack pawned his safety razor, And so Jillette. oO Hatfield stood on the railroad track The train at him did squeal. The engineer got off the cab And scraped him off the wheel. Oo George—‘“‘Can February March?’ Gene—‘‘No, but April May.’”’ Howard—‘“‘Now don’t July.’’ Oo Miss Smiley—‘I think you are the finest looking man I ever saw.” He—“I’m sorry, but I can’t return the compliment.’’ Smiley—“You could if you told as big Arle ase Le did. O Clark—“‘What made the tower of Pisa lean ?”’ Landy—“‘It was built in the time of famine.”’ ) Mr. McKenney’s pep speech seems to have taken effect. Certain students en- courage the team with such rude ex- pressions as, “Oh, do hasten,’’ and ‘‘Play fast, but don’t get rough.’’ oO Little Willie was a Freshman, Green as grass, and greener, too; Not a thing in all creation Ever had a greener hue. One day while exercising Thru a field he chanced to pass, And a brindle cow devoured him, Thinking he was only grass. Little Willie’s gone to heaven; Vacant are two places now; In the class there is no Willie— In the field there is no cow. Oo In the parlor there were three— She, the parlor lamp and he. Two is company, no doubt, So the little lamp went out—Oh! oO “There you go! You’re tired! Here I be standing over a hot stove all day, an’ you workin’ in a nice, cool sewer.’’ oO TEN YEARS IN THE FUTURE Franz—‘When were you married?” Brown—‘‘Just about six check books ago.’”’ O HAPPENINGS IN CHEMISTRY CLASS John Me.—‘‘Didn’t I tell you to notice when that glue boiled over?’’ Happy Charlie Capen—‘“I did; it was a quarter past ten.” to) Bright Freshie (being brought to High for the first time)——‘Oh, Mama! Look at that funny man sitting out there in the street, talking to that banana skin ”’ Oo A noted optimist fell from the tenth story of the State Bank building. As he passed the third story he exlaimed, ‘‘All’s well so far.” oO Kin Tracy—-‘‘Generally speaking, wo- men are.’ Mae S.—‘‘They surely are.” Kin—‘‘Are what?’’ Small Voice (’way back)—‘“Generally speaking.’”’ () Warren Me. (in his sweet voice, touched with a slight English accent)— “My honor! But you’re ripping!” Paul Bourns—‘‘Heavens! Where?’’ oO Mary M. (very impressive)—‘“‘A China- man dies every time you take a breath. Why, Dwight, what are you doing”?’’ Dwight Feagler (breathing rapidly )— ‘Why, killing Chinks.” 6) FACTS Cape of Good Hope_.__-_----- Sweet 16 Cape hlatlecy. see = ae ee ee ee 20 (QM GXS) Sod ROK) OCG Ae ee ee ee Diy Gasp CaS Aa eee en ee ee Oe nee 30 Gaver Ware w elle pases =. ae eer cate eee 40 O James Little (to Miss Humphries in botany )—‘‘I wonder where all the bugs go in winter.” Miss Humphries (absent-mindedly )— “Search me.” ——0o MecIntyre—‘‘Why is the Boyles law like love ?”’ Chris A.—‘‘The lower the gas, the higher the pressure.’’ O Bright Senior—“Is there any alcohol in cider ?”’ Meek Freshic—‘‘Inside who?” O The wheat was shocked, the beets turned red, the corn pricked up its ears, The mockers mocked, the mint was crushed, the onion moved to tears. The potatoes’ eyes opened in surprise, the tickle grass was tickled. The cause of all, you may surmise cucumber was ‘pickled.’ O the Seehowalinelookswithoutspacesitisasbadas apokerhandwithoutaces. O “Caviardamnpatootski!’’ Pass word to 3ullshuvikey Senior English class. ——o Two interested rural dads were chat- ting. “T say, Grambling, that son of yours is mighty slow at lernin’.”’ “Yeh, you’re right. Yhat’s because the school is so far from here that he done forgit all he lernt before he gits half way home.’’ oO “T care not who makes the High School laws,’ says Iuller Bull Cha se, ‘“‘so long as they are not forced ’”’ O TWO MINUTES IN SENIOR ENGLISH Miss E. Honess—‘‘Now, Harry, what do we learn from the parable of the fatted calf?” Harry (thoughtlessly)—‘‘That, it is better to be a prodigal than a fatted calf.”’ yasp from Miss H. Exit Harry through left door. O “That’s a swell umbrella you carry.” oOerarie news “Did you come by !t honestly?” “T haven’t quite figured it ouc vet. It started to rain the other day, and I stapped into a doorway to wait until it stopped. Then I saw a felivow coming atong with qa nice umbrella, and Ii thought if he was going as far as my house I would beg the sheiter of his umbershoot, so I stepped out and asked, ‘Where are you going with that um- brella, young man?’ and he dropped the (.mbrella and ran.’’ O AT THE STATION Elderly Lady—‘‘Where does this track go to?” Ragamuffin—‘“‘It don’t go anywhere; we keep it here to run trains on.” KE. Lady—‘‘Well, can I take a train to Waterloo from here?”’ Muffin—‘‘No, the train takes you to Waterloo.” Elderly L.—‘‘But can I catch a train here?” R —‘‘Don’t try to catch it. Better wait wine The SeOwss O An echo is the only thing that can beat Miss Smiley out of the last word. oO Mr. Clarl.—‘‘I took a psycholigical test for High School students when I was a Junior in college and got 66, so you see you can’t go much by these tests.” oO We had a peach of a joke here, but it was censored. O Mr. Youngblood (in Sociology) ‘Mountains to the left, mountains to the right and mountains in front—” Gene C. (awaking from a doze)— “Rode the six hundred.” O Gareth Jellison—‘‘Say, Lotus, I have to see your mother. How do you get out t your house ?’”’ Lotus Berry—‘“‘In an automobile.”’ (0) AT Ip AGAIN Geng said that his grandfather had the longest range rifle in the world. It shot so far that it was found necessary to put salt on the bullets. Give up? Well, that was to preserve the game until he got there. 6) “What's your dog’s name?’ “Blacksmith.”’ “Why did you name him that?’ “Because whenever we kick him he makes a bolt for the door.” (e) Gramy displays some musical ability in Physics class. Meintyre—‘‘What’s the matter, Glad- wyn?”’ Vie—“‘Oh, he’s got the colic.” O Spanish Student—‘‘Say, can you get married over the telephone ?’”’ Miss Pyle—‘“I don’t know; I never tried it.” oO First Man—‘‘My wife has a wooden leg.”’ Second Man—‘‘That’s nothing! Mine has a cedar chest.” O Vie was working a problem in Physics. Mr. Walker—‘‘What did you get?’’ Vic—“Brain fever.”’ @) The old Jew received word that his wife’s father was dead. Wishing to break it to her gently, he said, ‘Rachel, guess who’s dead.’’ O Miss Smiley—‘‘There’s just two things that prevent you being a good dancer.”’ He—“‘What are they ?’’ Miss S.—‘‘Both. feet.’’ O Miss Mutschler—‘‘Kennard, what have yeu read?” Kennard Quince—‘“I have red hair.’’ O Myron Watson—‘I know where you can get a chicken dinner for fifteen cents.” Edwin Rainier—‘‘Where?”’ Watson—‘‘At the feed store.”’ fo) Warren McNabb—‘‘Oh, Miss Dowell, do you think I can ever do anything with my voice?’’ Miss D.—‘‘Well, it might come in handy ,in case of fire.”’ fo) Overheard in Typewriting class: Pauline W.—‘‘Say,this machine doesn’t spell correctly.” oO The absent-minded professor was out late one rainy evening. On returning he put his umbrella in bed and stood up in the corner all night. oO The gym class was resting on the: bridge at Eckhart park. Leitzman yelled out, ‘‘Fall in!” Arno Garns—“‘Hey, I can’t swim!”’ fo) Sprig! Sprig! Beautiful Sprig! Isn’t Sprig a glorious thig? Buddig trees, hubbig bees, (I’ve got a cod right dowd to by dees. ) fe) Miss Honess—‘‘Have you done your outside reading ?”’ : Howard A.—‘‘No; it’s been too cold.” (6) K. B. and Garrett young man eating oranges: K. B.—“‘Oh, don’t you want a spoon?” G. Y. M.—‘‘No, I' want my orange.’’ fo) Gene Brown did all his studying be- tween 12 P. M. and midnight. « : SPRINGTIME Miss Dowell (in Music class)—“I’ll play something on the Victrola; what would you like?” Iris Ladd—‘‘Oh, play that, ‘I’m Fall- ing in Love with Someone.’ ”’ oO McIntyre—‘‘What is As 203?’ LeNoir B.—‘‘Oh—I have it on the end of my tongue.’’ McIntyre—‘‘For goodness sake, spit it out! It’s arsenic.”’ , O It was a warm day, and Fat Collette was out on the back porch, shaving him- self. Geng (passing)—‘‘Hello, Fat! What are you shaving on the outside for?’ Hat Well, - dor your think “vn stur lined?” O “Well, clothes don’t make Gene B. the man.” Gene C.—“Don’t you believe it; suits make many a lawyer.’ -O Dale Thomas—‘‘What makes you look so sad?” Franz—“I just ate a square meal, and the corners hurt.’ oO HYDRAULICS Landy—“‘A friend of mine fell asleep in the bath tub with the water ning.” Jellison—“Did the tub overflow?” Landy—‘‘Nope; luckily he sleeps with his mouth open.’’ run- fo) Freshman—‘‘Why do married men live longer ?”’ Senior—‘‘They don’t. It only seems longer.” oO Gramy—‘“Say, Vic, what are you doing for a thesis?”’ Vic—‘‘Illuminating Engineering.” Gramy—‘“Well that’s a light subject.” fo) Donner West—‘‘Say, Skinny, where is RW) the other side of the street?”’ Skinny—‘“:Over there.” West—“‘Oh, no, it sn’t. If was just over there, and they said it was over here.” oO Dale Thomas—‘‘Well, Latin is q dead language.”’ Philip Harding—‘‘T’ll need it; I’m go- ing to be an undertaker.”’ te) Franz—‘‘Say, Berniece, did you see the funny look your mother gave me w hen I took hold of your hand?” Berniece—‘‘Mother didn’t give you; you’ve always had it.” itis, 0) ver ALY ‘ Editor-in-Chief Assistant - Business Manager Assistant - - Chairman = Assistants - Chairman - Agsistant Chairman - Chairman - Assistants - CALENDAR JOKES Lois Zimmerman - Mildred Frank - Gareth Jellison - Harry Landy - Eleanor Theek Beatrice Wilson Ruth Schlink Harriette Jenner Lorretta Gallagher Howa rd Ashleman - Blanche Watson Berniece Lanning = Dorothy Garrett Gladwyn Graham Elva Tess Key to Baby Pictures 1—Juilia Hodge 2—Hleanor Theek 3—Marcelle Engle 4—Blanche Watson 5—Harriette Jenner 6—Howard Ashleman 7—Fisher West 8’—Beatrice Wilson 9—Elva Tess 10—Berniece Lanning 11—Yula Showers 12—Lenore Sheets 13—Ben Boyer 14—Gareth Jellison Glenn Heffley 15) 16—Eugene Brown 17—Gladwyn Graham 18—Ruth Schlink 19—Earl Pilcher 20—Elmer Rhinehold 21—Dorothy Garrett 22—Lester Grambling 23—Laurel Carper 24—Helen Rugm‘in 25—Harry Landy 26—Lorretta Gallagher 27—Charles Aldrich 28—Lois Zimmerman 29—Elbert Close 30—Ruth Ginder 31—Harold Franz 32—George Collette 33—Mildred Frank Good-bye, A. 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