Attica High School - Crimson Yearbook (Attica, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 126 of the 1925 volume:

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NN 1 Nm: N I X x 3 A , 'NH N- . v ms A in . THE CRIMSQN N VOLUME XIX ANNO DOMINI l925 Attica High School ATTICA, IND. V 1 1 5 fl-75 i MM ff ms ' , 4, I l 1 Erhiratinnx ? i Us hrhiratr this unlmnr In thunrl mlm try In get hg --- IIT. ll. CII. aah E. Ile NJ tu thus: hiailluniuurh mvmhrrn uf Enwgliah Jfnur mlpn mn: lnnkiugfnr u 'nuap rqurar: in th: arruanta nf that pntmt hug-hmr. fxam, mnkg muh alan in than aharut minhvq nm- hintn mhn anauur. Might in iamhtr uuftrr? miih ihr uagur rrplg. G, gen, nur nf wan: mm rahin applianrraf' I 3lu tins. mr hrhiratr this uulun+v tn Ulhuarl Nllgu, Kaur Dxgtfrreh---Stgihrntai aah llrahnn: Uhr Olrimmm. V . 1 r i I l i 4 N M 2 E l A ' f X . 1115 ' 2 3 1 3 THE CRIMSON STAFF fr X fx .UKJM 1 0' 12.5 4 SENIORS . Cx Q +1 U5 iw Q , - f 'f I I gf-2 I I 'M I rr I7 A Q ms I I I I I 6 I C. MEHARRY SecretaI'y School Board I I I I I . MRS. ,CARRIE REED Treasurer School Board I I I J. fW. HENRY President School Board I I yr' X 'Q f x P ggi Z i KIM as 112.5 3 W. F. MULLINNIX Superintendent F. L. COFFIN G Principal Purdue University ENID L. WALDRIP History Indiana State Normal 7 'Z A f7 X K .DMM U Q ms I 8 MARTHA E. B. SWANSON Latin A. B., Indiana University U. RUTH NICOLL Commercial Iowa State Teachers' College VERNA HIMMELRIGHT English and History A. B., Indiana University for 1' N X .sR,M if Q H15 HAZEL C. JONES Mathematics James Millikin University THEO K. CORRELL Manual Training Indiana State Normal MARTHA G. TROST Domestic Science B. S., Purdue University 9 2 fl X I 'fH'5 Z xpK,M H15 i 2 vi.7 3 10 NAYNE REED English A. B., Indiana University JOHN C. WHITE Science B. S., Purdue University MARY HORNE Spanish A. B., DePauw, University 11i5 I X , ffffqixxxxs-Nuns-.5 Jkuw .U 1115 MAY R. BAKER Indiana State Normal ADA KEPHART Music Louisville Conservatory of Music 11 Z fl X g A n,M H25 U 12 ' ff-P5 'M rf V - Xt 112.5 14 MURRAY GREENMAN, Johnnie Advertising Manager John Murray furnishes the wit and humor for the whole school. Can you imagine anything duller than a class without his brick humor. He loves the saying I would rather be a big duck in a little puddle, than a little duck in a big puddle. MAURINE JACOBSON, Morphine Chairman Literary Committee Morphine does not imply that she is a dope-ess but she is a beautiful blonde. Men have come to the conclusion that they should carry Mother Sill's sea sick pills when they come near her wonderful Marcel Waves. But nevertheless we appreciate her literary ability. ' JAMES HALEY, Jim Jim has a .great ability as a theme writer and we hope he will become a writer or cartoonist or something worth while. His wit and personality helps him through many tight places. A I X 1 Q fl-PE 'fs M .-AT.. ms 3 HERBERT CRIPE, Herb Herb hails from Bingy but in spite of the fact, he knows a good H. S. when he sees one. We appreciate his Journalistic abili- ty and tagged him as The Sheik of the Literary Committee. Hop to it Herb, we're all for you! JUNE McKINZIE, Freckles June has made a splendid rec- ord as Editor of the Crimson. In the all-class freckle contest she came in on the home stretch with Danny Mahoney leading with a slight majority. But how could she avoid freckles with such a sunny smile? WINSTON FREEMAN, Wink Wink was one of our best Basket Ball Stars. Unfortunately he has been ill for a long time but we all hope that he will be back again soon. 15 X fl X 'ff-P5 Z -51,64 0' U. A- Q H25 16. MARGARET PAUL, Maggie Maggie never could see why detention room was added to the curriculum of school life. She hopes to join the ranks of the housekeeper soon. We're for you Maggie , you'll make a good wife. MARSHALL BANTZ, Bantz Bantz works in the oiiice for F. L. C. and he gains a great deal of his practical knowledge under the guidance of our principal. His hair is a beautiful russet color and some day, we hope he will profit by this illustrous illumina- tion. MILDRED JULIAN, Bill Bill is noted for her good dis- position and has the ability of an actress. She is an all around good scout and aspires to become a good cook for someone. F' 1 95 ,lt 3 x 2.5 s 3 0' HELEN LEVOR, Helen Chairman of Dramatics Helen is one of our brunettes. She loves to dance and is especial- ly interested in the welfare of At- tica's Greatest Theater . Here's to your future, Helen, may you al- ways be successful. EDWARD RITCHEY, Eddie Eddie joined us the last half and will be with us when we re- ceive our relea.ses . Heis a real yell leader and a good pal accord- ing to Ding . DOROTHY ODLE, Spud Dorothy goes to the University of Michigan to take up Medics next year and we certainly hope that she will invent a non-cryer for the infants of the coming gen- erations. Although her nickname is Spud she isn't half-baked and is graduating in three and a half years. q 17. 195 JFK, U, xt 112.5 18 KATHERINE COLVERT, Katherine Katherine is one of our little girls. She is a.lso noted for her studentship. She is graduating in three and one-half years. REX BROWN Brownie Business Manager Brownie as business manager of the annual is seen going in all directions at. once, King Rex is Grand Gazook of the B. L. O. and their motto is Wimmen . MARJORIE MCNETT, Marj. Marj. is one of our perfect students and has been since our Elementary days. She certainly dislikes sidewalk sheiks and her greatest hobby is tardiness. fr X fn 2 Q ,M Q: 15 OWEN LEAF, Owen 0wen's pet peeve is the radio and- his greatest ambition is to succeed Mick as Physics 'in- structor. Though very quiet he is always ready and willing to do his part. THELMA LEATH, Deacon Deacon started with us at the bottom of the la.dder and her con- tagious giggle has been with us ever since. Thelma absolutely will not alter her opinion, especially in regard to Kokomo. You sure miss a good time if you don't know her. Q CLAAY HUSHAW, Ike Ike is one of the class de- fects and Miss Waldrip says, What shall we do with him? What WOULD we do without him? He has a very sunny smile, for further information inquire of a girl called Jean. -19 Ni , S R R784 0' U 4 i Q 112.5 20. HELEN MOLIERE, Stubby She is champion of the snap committee and some Basket Ball player. She has a sunny disposi- tion and appreciates a good joke. JOSEPH RILEY, June June is our radio wizard and his greatest ambition is to perfect the radio some day. Unlike oth- er men June is all for Rena . ANNETTE DINSMORE, Annette Chairman of Snap Committee Annette'S vampire smiles have almost ruined a few of our Basket Ball Players but she has a very winning personality. She is grad- uating in three and a haif years. It 'I , X ms ,fx , 'M 04 H25 CLARENCE MICHAEL, Doc Independence sure handed us a parcel when Doc joined our gang! He specializes in heart- breaking and rib breaking. When we hear him talk we think of Miss Waldrip who always says, The tongue is like a race horse, the faster it goes the less weight it carries. But here's to you, Doc, we're rooting for youi ANNA YVII.-HITE, Anna Anna has been a valuable mem- ber of the Senior Page Com- mittee. Her greatest ambition in life is to become someone's daugh- ter-in-law. She is going to be- come a dietician and we wish her success. HAROLD BUCKLEY, Buck As a sleeper he is a complete success but as a student-well, every man to his own opinion Cladies includedj. He says that his dad is the best base-ball player in Indiana. 21 T 1 K 2595 1 . v U' - NK H25 22 DANIEL YOUNG, Dan Dan does not believe in any- thing that suggests work but ten- nis and he rathers likes the Camel Walk . He has also prov- ed a valuable asset to the Yell Team. . BEATRICE McDONALD, Bee Chairman Senior Page Committee Bee has been a leader in the Senior Class from laughing to making S's.'.' She is graduating with just half her original self. Losing her worst half will help her find her better half. We are all for you, Bee. I EVERET McBRIDE, Penrod - Penrod is very quiet though he hails from the thriving met- ropolis of Rob Roy. Neverless we are all for you, Penrod, because you represent the good, clean, fac- tor of the Senior class. fX 195 .umm ms 2 Q or O' RAY ARMSTRONG, Army Army came to us from Pine Village and has put our team on the map by his famous old iron side ability. Since he is said to be fond of an Opal his birth- day party was certainly given in the wrong month. DOROTHY MALOTT, Dot 'Chairman of Mounting of ' Snap Committee Dot is our mascot. Her dis- position is of a sugary type. She has been our bank for the last two years and we have never made an assignment. Small but mighty is her motto. JOSEPH POINTS, Joe Next to the first bell and Mr. Mullinnix Joe is the oldest fea- ture of A. H. S. He is Buck's most prominent rival in the Sleeping Contest. That's all right, Joe, one musi. have his beauty naps., l l 23 fn fl X 'fH'E gk 1 ,M A H15 5.2 Q ,AL 24 WILMER CONOVER, Pete Pete is one of the Senior Sheiks, and he certainly thinks that the world is full of beautiful damsefs. You certainly do make a good daddy Pete, especially to blondes. MARY ELIZABETH BUSIC, lKMebl, Chairman of Art Committee Meb is an efficient stenog- rapher and has been a valuable member of the class. She is as sweet as the candy that she sells. You're sure some candy kid! BURTON LAWSON, Pikie Pikie is our president and he has certainly served his sentence to the satisfaction of the class. He also plays basket ball and is one of our best players. The class is ba.ck of you Pikie, what more could you ask? fl X ,f , ,:ku4 QL- 1115 2 Z LORENE BROWN, Babe Lorene is one of our best stu- dents and she has always been willing to work for the class. Good all around sport and full of pep. FRANK HAGEL, Felix R Felix is our Dough Boy . We all remember his beautiful curls in our kindergarten days. Al- though he pronounces his l's like w's we all take it for grant- ed he isn't Dutch. GLADYS MILLER, Glad Gladys entered A. H. S. this year as a Senior. She coines from the great city of Mellott. She is an excellent student and a good cook. Ask Rupe . 25 n he ms U U 5 26 GEORGE FEUERSTEIN, Jock0 J0cko left us at the half-year. Since then he has been chasing Dick Holsinger Zig zag from the Lane . He will be John D. Rock- efeller, the second, if he isn't care- ful.' Some oil man! LAMBERT JOHNSON, Vic Vic is often caught selling wares for the benefit of the Sen- ior Class but strange, he always has his lessons. He loves Radio, Whiz Bang and - - oh well, women. LOVELL PETERSON, Pete Lovell is one of these here deep ones. From samples that drift to the surface we judge that he is a person of Wisdom, Concentration, Intellect, and per- haps,-Romance. 1 fl x In DALE HANKINS, Skinny Chairman of Athletics Skinny , according to his nick- name, is long and lankey, but he sure manages his graceful figure on the basket ball floor. He is one- of the go-getters of the class and he will certainly be a success in life. MARY OLIVE PETERSON, HM0p!, A Mop is the name of a useful article but it doesn't imply that the lady at the right is a worker with the implement. Morphine's permanent waves are often seen with this Mop. She is a cracking good Basket Ball player. RAYMOND DeSUTTER, Ramon Raymond is Murray Greenman's rival in the mischief line and his favorite past time is teasing the ladies. Next to girls he likes his go-lashes. f , X 'fl-P5 fx ,RIM if Q 112.5 3111 illlrmnriznm wrvatha Brthrl lam lllarrlg 31, 12115 ' Huh August 21, 1924 A mrmhrr nf Ihr Bwniur Gllaaa 28 'Q KK gs L , ,M U ' H15 U JUNIORS Isn't this about the best picture of three minute eggs you ever saw? N wonder Detention Room is crowded. Don't miss Erk Martin, cause he s got his hair combed until he doesn't look natural. And isn'tl Pauline hard-boiled? Why is Mary Chapman holding hands with herself? FIRST ROW Myrta Shoaf Frances Tinsman Dorothy Riggs Mary E. Lyons Emma C. Hoste Iva Hansley Mary Chapman Ernestine Vester SECOND ROW Gladys Lippold Lester Weigle Ileta Preble James Haley Myrtle Ritenour George Harris Eileen Stevenson LeRoy Bales Madeline Walter Clifford Kight THIRD ROW Nellie Brutus Loran McMaster Audrey Taylor Pea.rl Felton Paul Duncan Phyllis Sheridan Louis Borst Martha Young Rupert Odle Naomi Campbell Stanley Zimmerman Nellie Powell Harold Andrew FOURTH ROW John Farthing Melvin Auter George Lyons Francis DeSutter Richard Zeigler 30 Helen Brown Elizabeth Collins Ida Faye Riley Helen Conner Henry Borst Paul Beason Arden McBride FIFTH ROW John Ferguson Leonard Johnson Fred Brier Hubert Shackleton Robert Scribner John Wolfe Louis Crigler Delmas Hillyer Herschel McGowan Otis'Rhode Voyle Rhode Cecil Claypool fi-fi f X ,UR,M 0, U J ms SOPHOMORES Dumb, hopeless, goofy, crazy, a great class-in number. So bright that they think the moon is made out of green cheese. Please don't fail to notice Richard and his knowing smile, Rupe's look of wisdom, and Dorothy's pose of indifference. And one thing more, is Andy trying to lay his head on Nellie s shoulder or not? FIRST ROW Edith Hayes Herschel Babb Wreatha Pearson Elizabeth Cripe Carl Larson Forrest Martin Mae Brutus Lois Robertson Clifford Taylor Anna. Jarrett SECOND ROW Louise Youngblood Audrey Grey Helen Petro Bonnie Smith Virgil Johnson , Emmerson Summerville Lester Eckhart Sylvia Silverstein Opal Hamblen L-illian Misner Lydia Brown Wilma Walter Marian Brown THIRD ROW Alice Benson Margaret Sheetz Marie Lane Nadine Jacobson Isabel Johnson Samuel Singer Verle Strean Floyd Britt Walter Rogers 31 Pauline Fisher Margaret Riley Ogdon Wilson Mary Fromer FOURTH ROW Sylvia Pearlman Howard Miller Dan Mahoney Hubert Lippold Hugo Fromer Martin Geeding Herbert Swift Edward Singer Charles Muir Lee Marquess Raymond Bratton Lucille Hirsch -fH'E ' i ian C 'M v U' H15 p FRESHMEN Darling little Freshmen, why the bashful look? Weren't you ever snapped before? Miriam and Bill look so happy, I wonder why? Someone should tell Dewey how dangerous it is to keep one's mouth open. Maybe they will all go to Heaven some day, but right now they are too busy going to the eighth period class. FIRST ROW Mary Wolfe Lelia Brutus Ethel Basey Louise Smith Naomi Clark Charles Crigler Dorothy Lawson Carmen McNett SECOND ROW Edna Andrews Irene Huddleston John Fugate Mary M. Andrew Charles Kell LeRoy Johnson Helen Lobos Lawerence Brown Gwendolyn Crow Ruby Miller A THIRD ROW Chester Towns Anna Jane DeSelms Helen Staley Ercie Duncan Lawrence Jackson Meriam Green William Moran Frances Swanson Freeman Neal Chester Houts Vera Julian Esther G. Green Daniel Logsdon FOURTH ROW Bernard Strean Edna. Lamb Grace Keller Floyd Brier Ernest Danning Cecil Watts Lillis Fix Mildred Brier Margaret Ellis Mary Alice Haynes Samuel Purnell Lowell Brier 32. Dowe Diehl Rena Knowles Dorothy Bever FIFTH ROW Jeniav Steadman Mildred Eckhart Wayne Bratton Harley Rennick Richard Schwartz Dale Clawson Chester Davis Robert ,Fugate Victor Holm Jesse Zimmerman Mary I. Peck Holice Wilhite Dorothy Myers Mildred McKinney Louise Reynolds These are Freshmen Green as grass They'll soon be sophmores If they pass. D ,N fm: 'rllu Q' U 5 112.5 EIGHTH GRADE Don't they take life seriously? But we Seniors did too a long time ago Remember? If Myron Oliver continues to frown like that he will ruin his handsome face. Where did Charles Purviance get his spit curl? They all seem to be looking so hard for the little birdie. FIRST ROW Ella Marie Pearlman Mercedes Washburn Ethel Zick Marie Strickler Dortha Pearson Louise Brier Marjorie Oland Opal Petro Elizabeth Foster Mary Butz Wilma. Myers SECOND ROW Emma Jean Tinsman Jeanne Higgins Irene Warbritton Harold Brown Charles Buckley LeRoy Ritchey Myron Oliver Paul Moore Dorothy Jones Mabel Fenters Doris Utterback Paul Briner THIRD ROW Joseph Wilson Harold Vaughn Virgil Riley Judith Kirkman Geneva McFerren Dale Doty Howard Grady Catherine Logsdon Helen Riley Maurice Hayes Clarence East Guy Smith FOURTH ROW Robert Huddle Maxwell Haworth Harold Wallace Joe Blankenship William Peterson Charles Purviance 33 Ann Kramer Virginia Milligan Helen Lippold Eva Lamb Wilma Jones Katherine Redman Clelia Watts Mildred Fenters FIFTH ROW Jack Means Allie Boutwell Leland Babb Floyd Neunum Frank Jones Chester Jean Homer McCarty Morris Newmark Harold Hayes Floyd Brown Lloyd Mickle Charles Twiss James Ireland Lloyd Ellison ,f ' 1 HM L 1115 34 wi ,fv Em F in Q- v if 'M l rf U - H15 HOLY CALF. . It takes a brave man to venture into the tombs of Egypt, but such a man was none other than the adventurer, Jim Fantic. He 'was of a cautious in- quisitive nature. After dreaming of the a.ncient valuables in Egyptian tombs he decided to try his luck. It was in the month of April when bidding farewell to all, he stopped at the storage company to store his possessions. The manager inquired where he had planned to go. On hearing Jim's reply, he said in an awe striken voice, To Egypt--the land of enchanted tombs? How much insurance are you carrying? Many such remarks rang in his ears before he left for Egypt, the land of enchanted tombs. His eagerness arose more and more as he crossed the blue waters. On the voyage he became acquainted with the skipper who informed him of the weird legends concerning the land of his destiny. The most weird of these was that often the idols would take life and change bodies with anyone molesting their resting places. . Some weeks later Jim found himself crossing the deserts of Egypt on a camel, carrying his tools and supplies beside him. It was almost night fall so his first thought was to set up camp. This he did in the center of a. chump of cacti which tended to protect him from the moving sand. He cooked his supplies and retired for the night, thinking of his happy future if he could only be successful in safely opening some richly liilled tomb. He had neither heard nor seen any signs of civilization for they last two days of his journey. Somehow he felt as if he had been deserted by all his people. But he was surprised to hear several familiar sounds during the night, though he could not for his life remember what they were. He arose the next morning somewhat rested but still curious to know of what he had been dreaming. But now he seemed to have a peculiar feeling, that some- thing was going to happen to him. During the day several times he saw a, shadow near him in the form of a wild beast. Again his heart beat furious- ly, knowing now that he was not alone. He spent most of the day traveling farther into the heart of Egypt. Many times he found himself stopping by the way wondering at the mystery which brooded over him. ' At night'Jim decided to sit up and watch. Soon the feeling crept over him again and he knew the animal was approaching. He sat motionless, paralyzed with mysterious awe and hardly knowing whether to pursue or hide from the approaching beast. At last trusting to mere luck, he went in search. He could not believe his eyes when he beheld a common ordinary Jersey Calf standing motionless before him. It seemed to him to be a ghost for its actions were almost human. It approached to Jim and extended its right front foot in a manner most appealing. Then, on giving a pitiful moo it started in the direction from whence it came, wagging its tail as a friend- ly dog often does. All its actions seemed so peculiar to Jim that he decided to follow it to see if there were any more like it. It lead him for miles and miles, and finally halted in a slight valley. The calf, stood stock 'still as if waiting for him to speak. Jim said to himself in a half audible tone, I wonder wha.t this fool means. The eyes of the calf brightened as if he understood. It then started off again, Jim following. Its pace was now more speedy. It led this time to a deep pit and walked out to the edge. Jim, curious to know what was below, came near and the added weight caused the bank to cave in. Jim saved himself only by grasping a thorny bush. The calf rolled down the bank and was covered over never to be seen again. ' Here the adventurer was down-hearted. He had walked perhaps ten miles only to see a calf buried and come near to the same himself. He sat down to pick the thorns out of his hands just as he noticed a golden object partly covered by sand. It was a chest which he opened and found to contain a quantity of gold and a scroll which thanked the finder. On reading it Jim's 36 l K ,iff . . . IM p - ma V U mind became once more normal. Sure enough he came along just in time to fulfill one of the legends. The scroll explained that the calf was the spirit of an Egyptian leader, being formerly his idol. The leader had fallen in battle and been buried without his idol. So as the legend went, the soul of the leader could not enter paradise until his favorite idol could be buried within a hundred yards distance from where he had fallen. The gold was for him who should assist in this burial. WILMER CONOVER, '25. A PAGE FROM A HISTORY OF THE FUTURE During the campaign for the presidency of the United States in 1952, the same year that congress passed a bill which prohibited the ever increasing number of aeroplanes to fly except at night as they were obstructing the sun and thus preventing the growth of plants, a new party called the I. O. F., I Own a Ford, was brought to the notice of the public. The name of the Hon. Walter Rogers, an illustrious orator of that period, headed the ticket. He was a graduate of the Attica High School in the class of 1929 and was held in great esteem throughout the middle West. His keynote speech was given in the Old Maid's Hall at Rob Roy, the capital of Indiana, to which his many admirers gathered from all parts of the country. So large was the audience that a squad of police was called to maintain order. ,. g Rogers opened his memorable address with these words, My dear friends, ladies and gentlemen, I will endeavor at this assembly to relate in such plain words as I can command exactly for what I and my party stand. I do firmly believe that all public schools, colleges and anything pertaining to education should be abolished! What good are they? In their pla.ce we should have more athletic training. That is what we want! A strong nation, physically! Take myself, for instance. You all know my history and what a small part a mental education has in it. . ' Secondly Mr. Rogers advocated the abolishing of all speed and traflic laws, which had hindered him, so much when touring through the country. Another thing that caught the fancy of the people was the declaration of Rogers that he would have a bill passed making twice as many holidays as there were at that time. For example, his birthday would be made a legal holiday throughout the United States. He said that if his party was elected he would see that all people driving Fords would be given the right of way along the country roads and in the city. Said Mr. Rogers, My friends, my opponent is telling what the country needs and what he will give it. He is all wrong. It doesn't need lower taxes and higher wages, butit needs a man who can give it rain when it wants it and sun-light when it wants it! Now if I am elected I will personallysee that you have rain and sun at the proper times. The Hon. Walter Rogers ended his speech with the words that have so often been quoted since that time, I believe in government by the people, for the people, but against the public. So clearly did Rogers express the views of the people and so great was their admiration for him throughout the United States that it appeared he would be elected unanimously. The other candidates.were giving. up in despair when a terrible thing was discovered and this ruined our politics for- ever, because no more would the people trust 9, man after being deceived by their idol. It was revealed a week before the election by his opponent Dooie Crigler, candidate on th A. B., All Bunk Ticket, that Rogers had a monopoly on all the 37 . ,M K ggi s Q' nu U U ' chewing-gum factories and had caused the high prices, which prevailed at the time, for that necessity. There was an uproar all over the country and Nov- ember fourth the Hon. Walter Rogers received only one vote, which it was rumored he cast himself, while Dooie Crigler made a clean-sweep. MADELINE WALTER, '25. WHAT NONSENSE! 1 P It was a cold night in January. The hot July sun shone down on the glistening snow and made silver ponds of the mud puddles. It had rained all night but by evening the clouds had gathered and the moon shone, illumi- nating the azure sky with its dull light. A star rose over the top of a near-by mountain and sent rays of darkness through the light. Grassy meadows stretched far out into infinite space and obstructed the view so that everything could not be seen. An apple orchard near at hand was barely discriminated in the valley. The birds sang loudly in the tree-tops for the morning was so tranquil that not even the babble of the ocea.n could be heard above the din. A funeral dirge passed slowly by and the laughter of the people would have waked the living for two feet around. Suddenly the stillness ceased and all could be heard but the loud roar of the lightning as it severed a snow cloud and sent mist dashing down in torrents. MORPHINE, '25. NARROW ESCAPE Jimmy, if you don't hurry you'll be late again. Oh ma, can't you give a fella a chance to eat his breakfast. Of course if you want me to go without my eats and starve to, death before dinner, maybe- I With a weary little sigh his mother went out of the room, hoping to hurry him some other way. A momnnt later she returned. Jimmy, the last bell is ringing and here you are a mile from school. I just know you will be late again and get sent to that Detention Room for a couple more weeks. , Groaning, at this horrible thought, Jimmy seized his cap and rushed out the door to his Ford. A second later he was racing down the street, taking the bumps as they came. He drove recklessly, without ,wasting time to stop for cross streets, or even to notice if anyone was coming from that way. Be- cause of this, he missed a large freight truck only because his brakes were good. A He crossed the railroad track just in front of the fast passenger, bliss- fully unaware of the nearness of death, he dodged a fluffy cat who was tak- ing his morning walk, avoided a chicken that persisted in crossing in front of the car, and drove around an extra block to keep the town cop from seeing him. Reaching the school house at last he made a mad Arush up the steps and into the hall. Throwing his cap at a hook, he hurried into the assembly just as the tardy bell rang, saved from detention for once. , That night he was told to report to Detention Room because of disorderly conduct during the day. ' E ANNETTE DINSMORE, '25. 38 . . . ,M I7 A K A ggi nl-5 U GRADUATION The auditorium of old A. H. S. was filled to capacity. It was graduation day for the class of 1925. There was some confusion in the room until Mr. Cofiing announced the first number on the program. Irene Huddleston rendered a piano solo. The audience recovered. Murray Greenman, the class orator, advanced to the very edge of the platform with a look of desperate hopefulness on his fair face. With a herioc effort he began his magnificent oration. 'Beneath the poon's male light- Beneath the loon's pale might- His knees played Home Sweet Home. Opal Smith giggled. Miss Waldrip groaned.- Beneath the pool's main light- Murray fell into the arms of Miss Horne. Mr. Correll fanned him while Gladys Miller screamed. Brushing them a.ll aside, Murray mounted the stage again and hurled this at the frantic audience. I Beneath the pale moon light, the lovely lawn lay like a lake of lucent or . g ,Then he went on. , Game Sport, that boy! Could you do it? CLARENCE MICHAEL, '25.' ANNIVERSARY I celebrate the anniversary Of our dear ancient town-a hundred years Have passed since David Stump received the grant. I went and sat upon the bank to seek An inspiration from Wabash great And this is what I saw and heard Ithink. CThe Wabash Speaksy In spring I'm strong and tawny, swelled by rain ' I'm placid and serene 'neath summer skies, My secrets are unknown by all-Save God Who knoweth every thing on this dear Earth. I've seen the brave of Shawnee die and stain The very waters with his crimson bloody I've seen the Frenchman, Briton, pass, e'en stop And take a pinch of snuff right here. I've seen the criminal here wash his hands Snow white again despite the gore of guilt. I've seen brave men who try to breast my flood And fools swept back at hesitation-dead. And I although asmallish stream, what man Is he can tell my secrets great and small? And I, the Wabash, smallish stream-no doubt Do hide more secrets than a man can dream. I sighed and left the Wabash great alone For who am I to think that I can write The secrets of a river great or small? PAUL THORNTON BEASONQ '26. 39 I I I I I . , :gf I - IM I ,..iL.. has I 3 3 I THE RIVER FLOVVS ON , The lone traveller paused at the sudden beauty. 'Far below him at the foot of the great wooded bluif on which he stood, the riyer, irregular in form, indented in shore line and fringed by a forest, lay sparkling in unspeakable purity. For miles as far as one could see, it rippled in graceful curves. High above, the noon day summer sun had dispelled every trace of clouds from the sky, every shred of vapor from the low hills, every veil of haze from the shadowsg the far seemed near, the near seemed at one's feet but no bright- ness of light could make the primal freshness of that Iview less clear. The stranger, finding a felled tree trunk, propped liimself against it and seemed to give himself to undisturbed contemplation of the beauty of the woods. To his one exclamation of surprise there was no response but in the myriad voices of forestlife. He noticed, emerging from the shade of the forest, a tall strongly built man that reminded one of some old iron-clad Douglas of old. His features were large and harsh, his complexion dark red as if bronzed by exposure and fiushed with strong drink. His fierce eyes were surmounted by thick, heavy brows and his face Iwas surrounded by a thick growth of gray hair and beard that met beneath his chin. His attire consisted of a black cloth coat, crimson vest, black leather breeches and slip- pers with silver buttons, the common dress of a landlord along the Wabash in.the early eighteen hundreds. As he walked, he kept glancing over his shoulder as if looking for something that he expected.' Seeming to be as- sured he walked within a short distance from the traveller and paused for the space of a minute and then spoke without any words of introduction. There where you sit, a majestic oak once stood, casting its shade over an inn that belonged to me. It was prosperous but not contented because I desired a tract of land behind it, which belonged to the remnants of a lost tribe of Indians. They, desiring it for a hunting ground, refused to sell it. I conceiv- ed a devilish idea for obtaining it. I The intent listener soon derived the idea that the inn had a trap-door that when sprung, opened into a void over the deepest mart of the Wabash. And that the Innkeeper invited the Warriors to his lodge to a feast to smoke a peace pipe on a blanket over the trap-door. WhenIthey had their hands and eyes raised solemnly to Heaven, the Innkeeper sprung the trap-door. The last of the Indians! But when the Warrior's sons grew up they massacred the whole family in revenge as they had always suspected the Innkeeper. And now, continued the Innkeeper, to relieve myself of the curse, I must tell all those that frequent this haunted spot, my story. The Innkeeper walked back to the forest with the same manner of peeking expectantly over his shoulder, and was soon lost from view in the forest. I The traveller looking over the bluff, to where the Wabash flowed, was startled by its placid bosom and serene aspect. Its dainty waves rippled joy- ously and innocently over the rocks as if treachery were an unknown char- acteristic. Its calm appearance and ceaseless gurgling reminded him of some oft quoted lines which came home to him with full force, and which he -un- consciously murmured aloud- For men may come and men may go, But I go on forever. , ELIZABETH COLLINS, '26. I 40 The Attica Buzzard VOL. XI-NO.. 43 FEBRUARY 30, l936 l.000 MARKS PER COPY IIETESIIVE USES HIS UHAS Nil IN lIhHAVElINS MYSTERY DETENTIOTI-ROOM heat oghe roomifi? mfht,A1- SCANDAL UNEARTHED Cruel and Inhuman Treat- ment of Youth of the I Community. The down-trodden Detention- ites have employed I. Ketehem Quick, famous New York de- tective, to run to earth the cruel and inhuman treatment of Heine Borst, Charles falias Deweyj Crigler and others too numerous to mention. Mr. Quick, masqueraded in Marty Geeding's famous knee pants and D. Mahoney's freckles, for one da . and at the end of that ligator Leo Fugate 8. For looking at the clock twice-150 nights per, 300 nights in all, Alligator-Man tha Trost. 9. For one dirty for slight- ly soiledj look-479 nights, Al- ligator-Theo Correll. 10. For winking at me-254 nights and costs, Alligator- Verna Himmelright. I, Ketchem Quick, estimates that Bill will be kept in the penal colony all through his college days, young manhood and well on toward middle-age. He alleges that in his opinion this is a little too severe. , lg-d 1 d hp The followinfv student com- time a accumu ate enoug .tt h b . t scores against himself to keepxlkee as een aipomted 0 him in bonds for three years and and seven months. He re- ports that he has had access to a e arrangement or a mon- ster mass meeting ofprotest: Tarzan Taylor, Archibald Babl' and W' fi ld S R the secret archives and gives In e cott ogers' the following statistics as al -'-' type case of peculiar cruelty: Against Peace and Quiet of the Rena To Broadcast A' H' su- I Miss Rena Knowles, famous Debtor: Bill Moran, on the Singer' is to broadcast 3 Pro' following counts: 'gram from Joe Riley's Radir 1. For gazing out of win, station next Monday evening. dow farthest east-120 nights,l Rfna has been .taking 8 Alligator-Enid L. waidrip. lspeml were In 'mee undef 2. For gazing out of the window farthest west-149 Prof. John Ferguson, since .loc started in the Padio business. nights, Alligator-Hazel Jonesfhoping to be able to broadcast 3. For saying that Juliusfoon' Caesar was inventor of the Prof. Ferguson reports that she has progressed lapidl and squirtless grape fruit-456 ' Y nights, Alligator-M. E. B. Swanson . 4. For hitting Stanley Zim- merman in the ear with Web- ster's New International Dic- tionary-1079 nights, Twin Al- ligators-J. C. White and F. L. Cofling. 5. For saying that Shake- speare's source for the Mer- chant of Venice was True Stor- ies- 352 nights, Alligator- N. B. Reed. 6. For parking gum on the door knob-789 nights, Alli- gator-Mary Horne. 7. For complaining in un- grammatical language of the 'is now oble to sing, When Yo and I Were Young Maggie , Oh, Oh, Oh My Sweet Hor- tense , The Old Oaken Buck- et , Go 'Long Mule , It Ain't Gonno Rain NJ Mo' , Son and Hard Hearted Hannah. He suggested that she sing these before she forgets their and then learn a few of the good old-time songs we used tc sing. Everybody tune in next Monday and hear Rena. She will be listed as Miss Nightin- gale of the Middle West. Miss Helen LeVor was a vis- itor at Pence today. 41 BULLETINS Dissociated Press SPECIAL DISPATCH--A. H. S. Prison. To Attica Buzzard. Friday, February 30-Winnie, alias Sparkey Rogers, danger- ous lunatic, escaped last night by tying his socks to his shirt tail and dropping out- of the window. Blood hounds arriv- ed with rifles and were still trailing him today. Williampsort, Friday, Febru- ary 30-People were crowding the roads here today trying to escape from the danger zone. Moore's Hill is still in violent eruption. PIONEER, SETTLER CROAKS Word was received here to- day that Theo Correl, retired farmer of this vicinity, died at the St. Elizabeth hospital at Lafayette. Mr. Correl was bad- ly wounded by a bull which he was leading to pasture when it stepped on his big toe. A complication of' diseases set in, resulting in death. He is survived by a wife, mother-in- law and an airedale pup. NOTICE The editor wishes to correct an error which occurred in our last issue. It was announced that Joseph Points would wed Miss Sally Knockemcold, but our attention has been called to the fact that he will marry Sally's rich grandmother, Mrs. Adelis Jones Smith Petrovitch, instead. Pardon us. Henry Borst was dismissed from Detention after paying 10 nights and costs for misbe- havior. v I 1 s THE ATTICA BUZZARD. FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 30. I936 ATTICA DAILY BUZZARD Edited by H. S. Cripe and J. F. Haley With magazine section society news by and Misses D. Odle, M. Jacobson Owned by Kill-'em-off Lenin and Step- and-a-half Trotzky Circulation ........... 150,013 Paid .......... ....... 13 Un paid .,... ........... 4 0,000 Complimentary ....... 110,000 Subscription Rats Year ......... as ......... 3.98 Single Copy ........ 1000 Marks CSpecial Rates on Leapyearj Entered as 13th Class Matter Ash-can Alley ....... 3000 B. Permit 83,-..Patent Applied C. For The Attica Buzzard Is A Patriotic Paper It has never failed to spond when called upon keep the home fires burni in fact our paper is used least a thousand homes of city to build the fire in re- to ng- in at this the cook stove every morning. Young Rex Brown of Attica, Went down to Covington, His girl did not await for So he procured a gun. He went back down to find man, With murder in his eye, The sun went down the came out him his stars And blackened was the sky. It grew as dark as dark could be, Then Rexy got alarmed, He was afraid to shoot his His man was also armed. P. B., There was a boy named H Borst, Sent from Geometry. By thy shingled bob and tering eye, Now wherefore sendest me? G. L., Get a lemon rinse Landonne's Beauty Parlor. gun '26 enry glit- thou '26. at Anti-Bolsheviki Rally Held In Attica The Anti-Bolsheviki party, headed by Senator Claay Hushaw, of Indiana, a candi- date for president, held a very 'enthusiastic rally at Ravine Park last Sunday. Many men of prominence were at this meeting. Senator Hushaw was the fmrst speaker on the program. He very bitterly enumerated the evils of Bolshevism and an- nounced that his party was dedicated to the cause of ut- ter abolishment of the Bolshe- vism. At this strategic point a great explosion was heard back of the platform. Ah, the Bolsheviks are at their deadly work again, trying to kill me, the champion of the people, said the Senator. Mr. I-Iushaw had decidedly scored a point and the crowd cheered lustily until the Sen- ator fairly beamed with pleas- ure. As the Senator was try- ing to quiet the cheering throng, a little boy crawled up on the platform unnoticed and said, Say, Mister where's my nickel? You said you'd give me a nickel if I'd set ofl' that big fire-cracker. The audience laughed and then got mad and left. Every one swore revengance by vot- ing for Murray Greenman for president on the Anti-Petting Party. Other speakers who were on the program but did not get to speak were William Babb, candidate for governor of Indianag Clarence Michael, candidate for U. S. Senator and Raymond DeSutter, candi- date for dog -catcher. All in- dications point to a land-slide for the Anti-Petting Party. NOTICE There will be a meeting of the town council at the gener- al store at Rob Roy, Tuesday evening at 7:00 o'clock. Im- mediately following the meet- ing there will be a tiddley- wink tournament and all are urged to come and show their skill in this great American sport. GEORGE HARRIS, Mayor. 42. PUBLIC SALE As I am about broke and tired of working, I will sell at public auction at my farm, 3 miles east of Attica, on Sunday, February 30, 1935 the following described proper- ty, to-wit:- One Ford limousine, 1898 model, good as new: one horse, blind in both eyes, knock- kneed, age 30 years, a good worker, 1 bale of strawg 5 light black cows with green spots, giving about 10 squirts of milk dailyg one hog house which I will sell cheap as my hog' died with the heebie- jeebiesg 7 odoriforous goats, giving good milk, 1000 bu. of corn? which have accumulated on my hands because my cattle won't eat nothin' but ice cream and cake. SOJIP, sandwiches and garlic will .be served on grounds. JOHN WOLF. R. A. DeSutter, Auct. John Fugate, Clerk. Attica Man Made Well I After Using Go-Gas Go-Gas Co., Petoskey, Mo., Dear Sirs: I wish to tell you that after taking but 33 51.00 bottles of Go-Gas, I am starting to begin to get ready to get well. I threw away my spectacles last week and my crutches yester- day. My wife won't speak to me because she thought I was going to die and leave her 10,- 000 Marks insurance money. Please don't publish this as I'm very 1 bashful. Gratefully yours, ' Jack Fugate, Attica, Indiana. My Most Embarrassing Moment I had baked a fine cake and had put candles on it. Imagine my ,consternation when my husband became sick and I discovered I had used Rat Bis- cuit instead of Baking Powder. 1-Mrs. Annette Conover. Girls! .Buy your lipstick at Sommerville's. A new supply has just arrived. l I THE ATTICA BUZZARD, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 30, l936 SOCIETY One of the most successful dances of the season was held ANNOUNCEMENT OF ENGAGEMENT Mr. and Mrs. Will Campbell last night at .Sunny Bower, thelof this city announce the en, home of Sylvia Pearlman. The g-agement of their daughter, house decorations were beauti- Naomi, to Daniel Young, Jr., fully Carried our in Pink andlwell known man-about-town. green- The zuests P1'e5entiThe wedding is to take place were Mr. and Mrs. Dan Young Jr., Mr. and Mrs. Louie Borst, Mr. and Mrs. Rupert Odle, Wm. Babb, Mrs. Vic Levor, Claay Hushaw, Lorene Brown, Virgil Johnson, Naomi Clark, Ray Armstrong and Paul Duncan. Music was furnished by Audrey Gray and her Get 'Em Hot Girls. Lime suckers and pink lemonade were served. The I Tappa Keg's held their weekly meeting last night and discussed-the high cost of pro- hibition. Paul Beason entertained a number of his bachelor friends at a card -party last Friday evening. Old Maid was played at four tables. The winner's prize was given to Felix Hagel and the consolation prize to' Flavius Warbritton. CORRECTION The Tokyo Effort wishes to correct the following mistake: Mr. and Mrs. Virgil Johnson, who have been spending their honeymoon at Rob Roy, return- ed yesterday and were met at the station by a number of their mangy friends. The article should have read: Mr. and Mrs. Virgil Johnson who have been spend- ing their honeymoon at Rob Roy, returned yesterday and were met at the station by a number of their many friends. WANTED Seven good men with strong backs and weak minds to carry powder from the furnace room. S35 per week wages with a chance for a raise any minute. HANKIN'S POWDER WORKS. In the parade at four o'clock, That humbly leaves the room, The smilling face of Henry Borst Is always sure to loom. M. C., '26 'as soon as Dan becomes quali- ned to teach Solid Geometry. BEAUTY HINTS By Beatrice McDonald TO REMOVE FAT.-Don't eat or drink. ' TO REMOVE BLOCKHEADS. -First squeeze hard, then carry 'em away. T0 GET FAT-Eat all you 'can and drink a quart of Cod 'Liver or Machine oil each day. FOR GOOD COLOR, TRY THIS:- 10 gal. linseed oil 100 lbs. white lead 1 can clear vermillion. Mix well and proceed to paint the barn, taking care to leave no brush marks. After two days the first coat will be dry. If a hurry up job is de- sired add a pint of Japan dry- er. Local Bald Club Wins The locals won renown for Attica and vicinity last Satur- day evening when they defeat- ed the Judyville team by two points at Minneapolis. The five men representing the loc- als will be awarded wigs bear- ing the letters A B C. These men are as follows: Wilmer Conover--2 hairsg John Far- thing--5 hairsg Raymond De- Sutter-756 hairsg John Fergu- son-4 5-6 hairsg Delmas I-Iillyer-256 hairs. The requirements for belong- ing to this club are that appli- cant must be of good moral character and possess a bald head, having no more than 25 hairs. Buy Gunn's Magic Mud Twenty acres north of Tar- zan's barnyard, guarantee it to raise 300 bushels of wheat or corn to the acre. Demonstra- tion Free. 43 SU ES WIFE FOR NON-SUPPORT Says Wife Makes Ter- rible Biscuits SMILES AT EVIDENCE AND TWIRLS MUSTACHE Murray Greenman was baled into court by his wife, Gladys M. Greenman, who charges that since they have been married she has had to take in wash- ings to make money to feed the family. She asks that her maiden name, Gladys Miller, be restored. When Judge Bales asked Greenman if he had any- thing to say he replied, I hate this, but Gladys makes ter- rible pancakes. Atiica Poet Wins Renown For many years now the great literary critics, especial- ly of America, have bemoaned the lack of great poets. How- ever, a resident of Attica, has disproved this statement by his latest poem, Clumbus Clumb . This poem has won favorable comment everywhere. The Attica Tribune states, Without a doubt this is the greatest poem Mr. Beason has ever written and probably the greatest literary achievement of this decade. The Tribune also tells us that Mr. Beason graduated as an honor student from the Attica High School in 1926. This should be an in- spiration to all literary aspi- rants of this community. We take great pleasure in publishing for our readers some of the best selections from this great epic. Clumbus Clumb Clumbus clumb upon the deck, He hit the boatswain in the neck. Then quoth Clumbus, up spoke he, I think I'll climb way up that tree. Clumbus clumb away up high, And he could almost touch the sky. He looked back down, his ship did flee,- They left Columbus in that tree! 5 . THE ATTICA BUZZARD. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY?30, l936 LOCALS WATCH THESE 'T CAN'T-ELOPES! Tarzan Taylor went to Lafay- -- ette on business today. I Miss Helen Staley el0Ped last week with Mr. Francis De- by mother that she could not step Mary Olive PGWYSOH return-'outside of the house. The ed from Williamsport today. young Mr. DeSutter played the See Mary Pickford in Para- part of Romeo and gave the dise Lost, a Paramount Picture. lshriu whistle of a hawk be- neath the fair damsel's window, .Admiral Dewey Crigler tookjmmediately the window flew his Kentucky Flea Hound for open and a suitcase dropped, a walk yesterday. Mr. and Mrs. Jack Fugate re- turned from a visit with Mrs. Fugate's sister at South Bend. Messrs. Crigler, Borst and Fugate have returned from Florida, where they have been spending the winter. Miss Dorothy Malott, a former graduate of Gregg's Business College, has accepted a position at Sommerville's Ten-Cent Store and will keep account of the many valuable articles sold there. Miss Frances Tinsman, who in former .years resided in a front seat of the Attica High School Assembly, changed her position this year and may be found indulging in her usual barely missing the head of the romantic DeSutter. It must have been a tense moment for the hefty young upstart. In a few moments the form of the romantic Juliet was seen climbing from the window. She descended gracefully by sliding down the post of the front porch and the affection- ate pair made their way to the station where they caught a fast train for Reno on the C. A. dz S. This, perhaps was 1 very atrocious act but the newly weds who returned to- day are very happy. They will probably make their home at Steam Corner where the suc- cessful Mr. DeSutter has bought a large ranch of five acres. occupation, Idleness, in the' rear of the room. John Fer-gu-son who yells so loud In yell-ing he de-lights He smacks his lips and slaps his hands And leads us in our lights. Now O-pal Smith that red head girl With Army had a date We al-most lost the game that night ' , Cause Army was so late. 0, Daniel Young walked round the school A girl upon his arm If teacher finds his note to her He's gonna come to harm. J. H. Now Dorothy 1 Riggs, 'tis strange to tell, To Bingy does not go Because the little boy she likes Has left that town you know. A..D., '25 SPORTS The local High School Dice Throwers will roll against the Rob Roy Crap Shooters in Supt. W. F. Mullinnix's office on the next rainy Thursday. 'Jacob Rhode called at the home of Lucille Hirsch last night. Rupert Odle is teaching his Bull Dog a few new stunts and will give a demonstration to- morrow night. Leroy Cornelius Hobby Bales A printer's devil he I think he looks like Prince of Whales Just come around and see. J. I-I.,'25 Oh, Martha Swanson teaches here, And she is mighty sweet, But when you say her lengthy name, You have to talk in feet. M. J., '25 44 CLASSIFIED ADS RADIO SUPPLIES-See Joe Riley or Vic Johnson. Wave lengths marked down to 52.98. For Sale - Thirteen Whiz Bangs. Also a few True Con- fessions and a lot of good Bibles. Samuel McConahay. For Sale-One model T Ford, year 1894. Sell cheap if taken atonce. Charles Crigler. WANTED - Two good shoe shiners for big feet. Joseph Points, Vine, Ind. Wanted-Three healthy men to chase the flies away from me while I sleep. Address XYZ Buck, this office. Man Wanted-To sell out Packard automobiles in this section. Samples and Ford car free if you take the job. Pack- ard Motor Co., Independence, Indiana. l For Rent-Reserved Seat in Detention Room. Owner leav- ing town for a month. Cheap. Apply this office. Heck and S. FOUND-The scarf-pin belong- ing' to Dewey Crigler on my front' porch. Will return for immense reward. Lorene Brown LOST-A pig between my home and Riverside. Finder return to Tokyo ofiice. Owen Leaf. STRAYED - My Lipstick. -- Gladys Miller. STOITEN-The Jar of magic mud to remove freckles, be- tween, Water and Milk streets from ,my hip pocket. Dan Ma- honey. Oh yes, it was James Haley's feet So bold to pass the door Each time they rose they also fell Like lead upon the floor. M. R., '26 Bill Babb purchased a new Chevrolet 17 passenger sedan from 'the Irwin Motor Co. to- day. g X . 4 l u THE. ATTICA BUZZARD, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 30, I936 Suburban Day PLAY POOL at CONOVER'S POOL PALACE Good Tables, Cues and Service Call a Black and Blue Cab Phone 1000 Stockyards Prompt Service Careful Drivers Fine Cars Insurance Against Accident YE OLDE BEAUTIE SHOPPE Ding de Landonne, Prop. Prompt Service. Permanent Waves, Guaranteed to Last One-half Hour. Beautiful Work Done Well. 202 S. Perry Across from Sommerville's Social Summer Hotel Buy Your Fresh Meats at HEINIE'S Full line including Cod Fish, Smoked I-Iam, Odorless Lim- burger Cheese and Dog Meat. Prices Right. I have just taken a complete course at the Martin School of Physical Torture and am well equipped to throw the bull a- round. I request your patronage. HENRY BORST, A ZEIGLERS TOMORROW Silk Velvet, 2 yds. .......... 251: Muslin, a yd. ....... ....... 3 5c Silk Stockings, oversize---SI.00 And lots of other Bargains FERGUSON'S CHAIN GROCERY 100 lbs. sugar ............ 50.25 25 lbs. sack tiour ......... 59.40 20 lbs. pepper ....... ---SL00 CASH AND CARRY LAWSON'S PHARDIACY Visit our establishment and indulge in a delicious ice cream cone, The Better Kind. I personally supervise the jerk- ing of all sodas and assure per- fect satisfaction. We also have a limited sup- ply of non-skid safety razors. Good for that school-boy com- plexion. Lawson's Pharmacy, Attica. Out of High Rent District. COME T0 MARTIN'S SCHOOL OF PHYSICAL TORTURE I'1l guarantee you to be able to eat nails,-home-made pie, tucks, glass, grindstone, etc. inside of a month's training. 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Chief component of Paul Duncan's 1- The best little school what 15' talk fh0t'-1- 4. Our ancient ancestor Csays Dar- 2. An ugly old woman. winj. 3. The best class in school Cabbnj 7. One who writes his own excuse. 4' What Murral' E05 for the Crimsml' 8. The state of intelligence of most 5. A play on words. pupils. 6. A Latin word meaning to buy. 10 Unit of force- 7. Left end Qabbrq Indirect obj. Sp. 12' Neither ..,,,,,.,. 9. Raymond Bratton fbackwardsj. ' Th 'd . t. t f 11. The ashes wings csingj' 13. Y e pre omina ing componen o 14. Part of the verb to be. Tarzans Foul' . ld . , 15. Contraction of until. 14' Wh L oy' T Oh goes' b 16. High card in deck. i . tigge herat Iafgefy ee S W en e oys tiffs 3 glgigggaggcsgsgggs zgiglifhe ml 20. Foundler ofd notolfious t detention 18. Miss Kephart's department. room 811518 mlm goo spur' 19. A high degree. 22. A Jlllllief- 21. What Dempsey slips his opponents 23. He makes it hot for all of us. 22 A note of musical scale. 24. Suitable. 'l- ,-5 ,l5 'I' -ls l3'.,2 '41 .I7 -2 .5 .nl -lv 5 - -20 .zu 1 .1 -,, 9 if .fo Those who like art, take your pencil an picture you have. ai? '15 Z' 2-7 '32 '33 'ay -3? dl 7 3.25 1 ' .12 3 .gy .25 .27 -30 .34 .35 -'ll -'IO d join the numbers in order and see the pretty 48 fl X 4,95 f , q u ,zum 'XS v U A ms? DO YOU REMEMBER 'WAY BACK WHEN Mary O. wore a big ribbon on her hair and didn't care whether it was curled or not? No one knew that Joe Riley would some day be Marconi the Second? June McK. was short and slender instead of tall and slender? Ida Faye Riley almost laid her head on John Farthing's shoulder? Paul Beason looked sweet and innocent? ' Bill Julian was the only bobbeddhaired Happer in the class? Katherine Colvert held her own hands and looked self-satisfied? Lambert Johnson didn't Wear specs. and make radios? Dorothy Mallot folded her arms and looked tough? Mary E. Busic wouldn't smile for the nice photographer? Bernice Crowe's hair wasn't curly? Jim Haley thought he had to study to make his grades? LeRoy Bales thought he was smart because he was standing between two 'pretty girls? They all took life seriously and still believed in Santa Claus? 49 2 fHif .umm V' 1126 c L A-is for Andrew so tall and so slim. B-is for Brown who's not much like him. C-is for Crigrler, just look at that grin! D-is for Doty the cause of much sin. E-is for English where Miss Reed holds sway. F-is for Fisher so happy and gay. G-is for Green who's show- ing much joy. H-is for Haley our tall slick-haired boy. I-is for Iva her face' you have here. J-is for Jacob, oh girls, he's a dear! 50 t f X H45 . .umm V Q 112.5 K-is for Kight, but he does- n't fly. L-is for Leath who is win- some and shy. M--is' for Malott so short and so sweet. Q O-is for Oliver whose time X you can't beat. P-is for Pearlman with ' black curly hairg Q-is for Queen, Nellie q Powell is right there. R-is for Riley our Radio fan. S-is for Swanson, who'sq seeking a man. W-is for work that Curt gets but, oh shoot! Y-is for Young and Z's thrown in to boot. MoRPH1NE , 25. 51 fHi Z .snyu ...JT- H15 52 X wx 'WWE fx XIM U' 1115 53 ZK 'ffff 112.5 2 2 54. ff 5 a,M UL.. in 5' is ix Y ff M ? 'K ,WRX :rf 'M v U - H25 Basket Ball Basket Ball started later than usual this year on account of having Football. The team did unusually well for this being only the second year under Coach Coffing. A large number of boys came out at the first of the season but the list decreased with the coming of the close. Coach Mick Cofling showed some of his skill in coaching when he placed the old A. H. S. B. B. team on the hardroad this year. Our boys lost the most of the games this year but it is to be considered that they played some of the best teams in this district. The schedule was the strongest ever fought against the home team. The season started out with a downfall to Hillsboro. This is the way that most of the season went. It seemed that there were but two games in the whole season when all the boys were working together. When the boys bucked up against Montmorenci they sure did show their skill with the ball as they walked through with a great victory. The boys met up with a great disappointment at the County Tourney held at Covington when they were defeated in the final game by Hillsboro. This team seemed to be a joke to Attica as they beat us four times in one season. Then came the district tourney held at our home town. It almost seemed impossible for our boys to be defeated in this but we had some new material to work in for next year and one of our forwards, Martin, was sick and a long way from condition to enter a tourney. The boys made the highest score of any team in the tourney against Judyville, with a score of 56 to 6. The boys then played Hillsboro in the Semi-final and lead the score by one point the first half. The second half was some different. All the boys made a laudable attempt to overpower the Hillsboro lads but all in vain. The game was anybody's game until the end as they beat Attica by a very close score. This ended the season of Basket Ball for most of the boys. There were some, however, that reported for practice for the fol- lowing two weeks with great success and showed good material for the com- ing year in Attica. The team will lose three regulars this year from the Senior class but 56 ' L l 'X fl X ' Z ' ,M v' U' ig eb H25 that will not hurt the team any as we hope there will be better fellows next year Date October 3 November November November November November December December December December December December December January 2 February February February February February to fill the vacancy. Place Team - Score Opp. 1-Hillsboro --- Hillsboro -- 16 23 7-Wallace --- ---Wallace, .... - 20 31 14-Attica .--- Veedersburg --- --- 16 18 15-Attica ....... Pine Village --- .... 24 20 21-Otterbein ........ ---Otterbein ....... --- 19 22 26-Crawfordsville Crawfordsville -- .... 34 51 5-Waynetown ..... ---Waynetown ..---- --- 16 41 6-Attica ........ Jeff Cllafayetteb --- .... 23 33 12-Attica ....... West Point ..... .... 9 43 18-Attica ........ Otterbein ......... --- 17 17 19-West Lafayette West Lafayette 18 40 27-Attica ........ Wallace ........ --- 30 25 30-Attica ...,.,. Alumni .,...... --- 27- 30 January 1-Attica ....... Waynetown .... --- 20 31 January 16-West Point .... ---West Point --- ---.. 19 40 1-Veedersburg --- Attica ------- 26 32 6-Attica --.----- Hillsboro .-.. --- 19 29 7-Attica .----...- Williamsport -- --- 39 28 14-Attica ...-. ' --- Delphi -.-..-.... ...- 3 5 20 19-Jeff CFrankfortJ Jeff CFrankfortD --- ..-- 29 10 27-Attica .-.-..-- Montmorenci ---- --.- 2 8 14 COUNTY TOURNAMENT January 31--Covington ----.-----...- Wallace .----.. ...- 2 4 13 January 31-Covington -..----..-.-.. Hillsboro --.--. --- 11 30 DISTRICT TOURNAMENT March 6 and 7--Attica ----..--- - --... Judyville --.--- -.-- 5 6 6 March 6 and 7-Attica --.---......... Hillsboro .... 16 17 590 664 57 U . fl X . KY .IJKIM or 4 I1 25 THE TEAM Base Ball Base ball opened with a rush soon after school began in the fall of '24, The high school secured the use of the base ball diamonds, located at the end of South McDonald Street. As the diamonds and other ground equipment were in good condition practice began immediately. With several old regulars and some new comerg long practices were held each evening after school in which all the old regulars had to work hard to keep their place on the fighting nine. In the meantime a series of three games had been secured with Williams- port 9, who were rumored as having a wonderful mound artist. Attica pulled through with 3 straight victories. . Attica Scores Q Williamsport Scores 3 1 3 , 1 5 4 The members of the varsity Base Ball team are: Wolfe-Pitcher Hankins-L. F. Martin-1st Base Lawson-C. F. Buckley-2nd Base Freeman-R. F. Zeigler-3rd Base ' Michael-S. S. Sub., Borst, Zimmerman Class Base Ball might also be mentioned as some interesting games were played between the classes for the school class honors. The Juniors were victors of this contest. 58 I fl X . fl-PE X pn IM 1 H15 in ? 3 SENIOR BASKET BALL TEAM With spring base ball coming on A. H. S. has a hard season. There have been games scheduled with strongest teams in these parts, as Jeff CLafayette5, Goodland, Fowler, Remington, Veedersburg and probably others. Track Although the track men have not been summoned to the out of doors activities yet, we are glad to say that Attica High was the Fountain County Champion in the track and field meet held at Covington'A. H. S.' and has a very good Ch21llC8 this year of becoming champ again. Among the track squad the best were Brown, Dinsmore, Hankins, Lawson, Livengood, Perkins, Smith and Zeigler. Attica entered in the Sectional Track and Field Meet which was at Monti- cello, Indiana, May 10, 1924. The track men made an excellent showing in all events. Lawson ran the mile, coming in third with time at 5:02g he also ran the half mile, coming in second with time at 2:10. Smith tied for second in the High Jump with the height at 5 feet 6 inches. This broke the previ- ous school record. S On May 17, 1924, Smith and Lawson participated in the state meet. They made a very good showing which was appreciated by A. H. S. The prospect for victory on the track this year's season looks very favorable and we all have much faith that Attica will take sweepstakes at the county, sectional and state track and field meet. 59 XATK 5:5 T 'M rf U - 112.5 Inspired by Girls' First Basket Ball Game i with Pine Village Here's to the girls so full of pep. Can they play basket ball? M-hum! Yep! They kick and they scramble, they scratch and they biteg next to a big feed they love a big fight. There's Olive the Captain like Ulyssess of Old, she pokes out the eyes of the enemy bold, and e'en when they foul her she cannot see why, her iinger mustn't stay in the other girl's eye. There's Thelma, Annette, Isabel, and Mildredg their initials spell taim , but whoever did, see anything like the way that they slid, and rolled and bounced and leaped through the air, and came down victorious with hands full of hair? Maurine, Bernice, Phyllis, and Pauline, the guards in a league with each other align. The name is suggestive as their initials will show, More Bumps Per Person, and they do not come slow. The Ref he got some welts on his head big enough, to hold his hat on when the weather is rough. When the time had expired with voice weak and thin, The Referee said, Well, never agin! 60 , X - THE .X , ,IK r 'XX 'M ff I7 B Q' H15 i Attica, Ind., March 2, 1925. Dere June: I reckon as how you've heard tell of our team from the Old A. H. S. known as the Red and White. It has set the gym iioor on fire, so to speak and has for its coach, a woman named Jones, that taught our forwards how to cage' the ball with their eyes closed. She sure knew her stuff when it came to putting out a good team. As I was saying, our first game which was with Veedersburg was not so good for we went and got beat to the time of 25-5. However we just know that those girls had a rabbits left hind leg concealed somewhere. 2 s But say, you should have seen our second game, played with Pine Village the next night because it was more like playing marbles than Basket Ball. Those girls looked like wall-flowers while we waltzed down the iioor making one basket after another. The score was something like 15-7 in our favor. Our forward, Bill, Julian and her side kick, Annette Dinsmore, were nothing less than a whirlwind while our guards, Maurine Jacobson and Pauline Fish- er made the Pine Village forwards look like these pictures taken by a slow motion machine. I fooled around and was 'taken off the iioor, about three min- utes before the game ended because of personal fouls. A H. In our third game which was at Otterbein, we didn't have any more chance than a fly in a whirlwind because we simply could not toss thatlball in the basket. Thelma Leath, another one of our fast little forwardseshow- ed her ability at making baskets for she was our high point maker in this game. Otterbein won by a score of 22-10 but we can say that they were the cleanest bunch of players we bucked up against this year. , We met our Waterloo at Crawfordsville where we were about as useful as a glass eye at a keyhole. We began to think we weren't even going to get a smell when Bill J. snuck up on 'em and made a field goal. The score was 50-2. Sad but true. Our next coniiict was at Waynetown and they just walked around us with one eye shut-just to be smart you know. When the whistle blew the final score was 34-3. Did we weep? Well I should say not because we knew we would get it back on them when they played us again on our floor. Next we battled Pine' Village and Pine Village battled us. It was a heart breaker for them because they had banked so on beating us on their home iioor. They were ahead at first but the tables soon turned and they looked about as cheap as refrigerators at the North Pole while we came home with the score of 8-5. Phyllis Cooper played her best game of ball and Pine Village is still in mourning. I Our good luck failed us here when we were caught asleep by the alumni who beat us by a score of 10-7. We looked over this because we thought it would look too cheap to beat them when they had been out of practice for so long. We snapped through another week. of practice and tied up with the Ot- terbein bunch again. This time they must have left their horse shoe at home for we came out of the mix-up with a score of 10-12 in favor of Us'uns and Company. In this game our new star, Helen Moliere showed her speed and ability at Basket shooting by making most of our points. Our last game was with Veedersburg, and it was sure a downfall for us. We held them down for a while but it seemed that we didn't have much luck at baskets although we slipped in one now and then. Berniece Crow, one of our first class guards played an excellent game. The Veedersburg center actually tried to pull my hair which did not go so well because it started a little tussle which ended by both of us being taken off the fioor. The score was 19-5 in their favor. So ends our Basket Ball season but there are more to come a.nd although we will lose several of our old stars there will always be new ones to take their places. . Your friend, MARY O. PETERSON. 61 f 5- lv 2 11h5 .umm 1115 62 fx f1X 3112 X K KIM U' 1115 63 X 17 X 495 X Inu Nt db 112.5 0' ' 64, I K 395 ' - A , 'M rf U' , Q H15 A Nautical Knott CAST Julia CSopranoJ, Beatrice McDonald, Nance CContraltoj, Thelma Leathg Barnabas Lee fTenorJ, Rex Brown, Joe Stout CBaritone5, John Ferguson, Bill Salt CBassD, Martin Geedingg Jim Spray CBaritoneJ, Virgil Johnson, Ned Bluff, Paul Duncan, Jack Brace CTenorD, Lawrence Brown, Delia, Sylvia Pearlman, Daisy, Mary E. Lyons, Dora, Nellie Powell. Chorus: Mary Andrew, Lelia Brutus, Nellie Brutus, Mae Brutus, Evelyn Campbell, Naomi Clark, Audrey Gray, Opal Hamblen, Lucille Hirsch, Isabelle Johnson, Marie Lane, Edith Hayes, Nellie Powell, Isabelle Landon, Thelma Leath, Mary E, Lyons, Dorthea Oswald, Sylvia Pearlman, Opal Smith, Sylvia Silverstien, Helen Staley, Emma Hoste, Eileen- Stevenson, Ernestine Vester, Holice Wilhite, Robert Scribner, Paul Duncan, John Ferguson, Delmas Hillyer, Walter Rogers, Martin Geeding, Virgil Johnson, Lawrence Brown, Charles Muir, Darrel Myers, Lester Echart. Townspeople: Frances Tinsman, Elizabeth Collins, Mary Chapman, Martha Young, Wilma Walter, Pearl Felton, Bernice Crowe, Ileta Preble. Act 1. Julia, the haughty belle of Barnstapoole, is as proud as she is beautiful and all the sailor lads are hopelessly in love with her. Barnabas Lee, a wandering artist, comes to town and falls in love with Julia and the jealous sailors kidnap Barnabas and carry him to sea. Nance, a gentle damsel isloved by Joe Stout but Joe is bashfuland induces Bill Salt to propose to Na.nce in his place. Bill promises to perform the task, but meets Julia first and delivers the message to her. Julia tells Bill to bid his friend try his luck a year hence. Then Julia tells Nance of Joe's love' for her and Nance is heartbroken. , Act 2. One year later. 66 1 M- - ,N KK E35 . IM O, A Q H25 The Barnstapoole girls meet a party of artists down from town and accompanied by them go to meet the Bounding Billow. The Barnstapoole girls are indifferent to the sailors. Bill Salt has the 'un- pleasant duty of explaining his mistakes to Julia and offering himself' in Joe's place. The return of Barnabas Lee releases Bill from the noosef he had cast about his own neck and Joe finds Nance and they are reconciled. The scene ends with the promise of many weddings in the near future. ' Bubbles Mr. Evans, father - - - ' Wilmer Conover Mrs. Evans, mother - - - Q June McKif1zie Patricia Evans, eighteen year old daughter Maurine J acolfson Barbara Evans, younger daughter - - iMildred lulian Peter, an old friend of Pat's - -' Joe Points Chester Fields, Patricia's suitor - Clarence Michael Granda, father of Mrs. Evans Murray Greenman Jonathan, the doll. ' P On Wednesday night, February 11, the play of the '24-'25 was given by the Senior Class in the Attica High School Auditorium. . The name Bubbles doubtless suggests many ideas to you of the na- ture of the play. However, in this case the name did not mean much, for it was in no way connected with the story which goes like this: Mr. and Mrs. Evans, with their two daughters Patricia and Barbara, to- gether with Mrs. Evan's father are what one would call an average Ameri- can family. Patricia has kept company for a long time with a young man named Peter. Peter is a likable young fellow and makes friends with all the family, especial- ly the younger daughter, Barbara. However, a fellow by the name of Chester Fields appears, and for a time wins Patricia away from Peter. Fields however is a bad sort, and does not get along well with the Evans family. In particular does he incur the ill will of Barbara because of his unwillingness to tolerate the child. Many amusing scenes arise when Barbara plainly shows her dislike for Fields. Fields and Pat plan to elope. Everything goes all right until they start to leave the place after Pat has escaped from the house. She becomes frightened and decides not to go. Fields then shows his caliber and Pat returns home repenting her ac- tion of turning down Peter. In the end Peter forgives Patricia and all is bliss. The acting inthe play was very good, every role well selected and the affair in every way was a huge success. -, HELEN LEVOR, '25. 67 f in ,N for fix R ,M nzs V ORCHESTRA GLEE CLUB 68 , X ff-rx K ,NM me V U T gl 3 SEPTEMBER September-8. Back again to the famous halls of Attica High School. Everyone takes an intelligence test. September 9. Mr. Coifmg gives rules for detention room. He prom- ises the good ones a day off next semester as a reward. September 10. Everyone is seat- ed and classes begin in earnest. A few freshmen are still wandering about. The Seniors of course have a room to themselves. September 11. The Crimson Staff is elected and also the class officers. Mr. Ritzi shows the seniors the Miss Waldrip at- rings and pins. tempts to rid the seniors of a pro- spective ring and pin agent. n September 12. Defense Day. Hur- rah! Only a half day of school. We have a short program this A. M. This afternoon we all march to the park, the seniors leading. September 15. Seniors begin to sell candy. Everyone wonders where Dewey got his shoes. My! How they squeak. September 16. Everyone having his picture taken. How many saw the birdie? Frances Swanson is fifteen today. September 17. Silence in the hall thanks to Mr. Cofling. September 19. Dewey Crigler comes to school today at the end of the sixth period. Three lazy pupils in row 14 are found leaning against the wall. September 22. Miss Baker drops her compact in the hall. Miss Swan- son exhibits her sleeping wall-iiow- ers in row 14. Forrest Martin re- moves his gum as he approaches as- sembly desk but he is seen chewing it again when he resumes his seat. September 23. Louise Brier is seen eating candy in assembly. De- tention room has no fears for some people. Miss Jones offers the waste basket to Hugo Fromer. What for? Gum's the word. September 24. Vocational In- formation pupils ought to be a grand bunch of teachers some day' owing to their early training in Mr. Cof- fing's class. Clara DeSutter has the honor of teaching today. September 25. Lester Weigle's pedal extremities refuse to work so Miss Waldrip is obliged to convey waste-basket to him. September 26. Say did you hear about Mr. Coffing forgetting where he put-his Vocational Information class last Thursday? September 29. Raymond DeSutter is seen absorbed in Webster's Una- bridged. Is he becoming studious Or only acquiring a vocabulary? We are all worrying. September 30. Miss Waldrip rec- ommends the Seniors to Miss Swan- son with liberal praise for our an- gelic behavior. We wonder how long it will last? OCTOBER October 1. Paper wads are lat- est form of amusement in assembly. Quite a chewing gum parade was formed and marched to waste bas- ket. Many are guilty. Arden Mc- Bride decides to have some fun with a paper doll but Miss Himmelright changes his mind. Too bad! October 2 'In History II. Miss Waldrip gives a lecture on good manners. Mr. White entertains a distinguished Eighth Grader on the stage today. What an honor! - October 3. English IV. 5th hour is serenaded by a couple of cats fighting beneath the window. Accord- ing to Miss Waldrip the statue of Minerva was placed in the assembly room as a compliment to the stu- dents. October 6 Jacob Rhode comes back to give A. H. S. another trial. Miss Nicoll announces that if Herschel Babb and Harold Buckley must sleep in assembly they'll have to attend detention to study. October 7. It is reported that John Fugate and Louis Crigler have quit school. We suppose they ex- hausted the sources of learning in A. H. S. Dewey Crigler gives some of his world famous sighs which he says just come natural . Miss Wal- drip advises him to get them unna- tural. f X 'fl-P5 1 at ,M riff 4 5 H25 October 8. Mr. Cofling has a short, fa.t shadow today?'??? Wonder what mischief Dewey's been up to now? October 9. The clock's getting weak after being in A. H. S. a while. It even forgot to ring yesterday. Bur- ton Lawson sprains his ankle while playing foot ball. To judge by some recitations in History IV., you'd think some students had sprained their brains. October 10 Miss Jones pops an- other exam on the poor Freshies . It's too bad she counldn't find some one else. Parent-Teachers meeting to-day. Teachers all dressed up. Short periods this afternoon. October 13. Dick Zeigler is seen wheeling a baby carriage down the street!!! Mayme Peterson leaves school to be married. Mr. White, Mr. Coiiing and Mr. Correll had their pictures taken today and the camera didn't break. This goes to prove what a good looking bunch of teach- ers we have. October 14. Joseph Riley goes to slumberland in Physics class but his sweet dreams vanish when Mr. Cof- iing asks him to open the window. Everyone looking forward to next two days. Why? First Vacation. October 15. Only half day of school then Hurrah! until Monday. Teachers all dressed up again. George Lyons thinks he will take a vacation from studying today but Miss Himmelright changes his mind. Octobere20 P Fifteen cents goes to Leo this morning when Charles Pur- viance watches his favorite maga- zine enter the waste basket. We wish we knew the man who invent- ed such obstacles. October 21 Paper air ships sail- ing through the air. Lucky their pilots aren't discovered. Miss Wal- drip springs her last exam on His- tory II. How many flunked? October 22. History II. learns that Attica ha.s a coast line. What sea is it on? Why, the E-gean sea of course! Miss Swanson says that Emerson Sommerville's nick-name Sheik flatters him. Do we agree? 71 Thus your popularity is lost, Emer- son! October 23. A lone marble goes rolling down the aisle in assembly room and hits the wall with a thud. Everyone disturbed COh, Yeslj everyone but the guilty one! Ba.sket Ball practice begins tonight. Hor- ray!! for A. H. S. October 24. Miss Nicoll calls our attention to the fact that we are too noisy. Miss Reed forgets the Seniors so they dismiss themselves. October 27. Everyone had a good time over Saturday and Sunday since we are all wearing a smile. Report cards coming back after stu- dents take a peep at their N. P's. Yes, we all are nearly perfect. But notice the S's which the Seniors got in conduct. They are a shining ex- ample for the Detention Room culp- rits. October 28 Miss. Mullinnix, a former teacher, is married today. Several A teachers attend and of course classes are dismissed. Had a pep meeting this evening and elected yell leaders. Tinnie and Eddie were the chosen ones. October 29. Hallowe'en is draw- ing nigh. George F. explains in Commercial Geography that no one need be killed by lightning. He says that when the lightning zigs you zag! Pretty good, George! October 30. Seniors are getting ing Pins and Rings. They are sure good looking. A few underclassmen are 'also blossoming out in new pins. Wonder where they got 'em? Speak- ing of insects having six legs one bright C?J Freshie says that Jeff has but two legs yet he is often call- ed a.n insect by Mutt. October 31. Dewey Crigler learns that he can't put anything over on Miss Waldrip when he feigns sleep as she calls on him to recite. Too many parties are on tonight, so the girls can't practice Basket Ball. Miss Swanson has Dewey Crigler empty his pockets in Latin IA. Miscellan- eous articles too numerous to men- tion are found, but no money. i ' f X 195 'NM I1 2 Q 2.5 vl7.- ,, 3 NOVEMBER s November 3. Miss Waldrip says that all of us should be interested in the election even though we can't vote. The fad now is the large tin rings with sets as big as nickels. Dewey Crigler is deprived of his by Miss Waldrip. As they cost a whole dime, won't some kind soul donate Dewey a ten cent piece? November 4. Curt Jones makes his first appearance at A. H. S. to- day. He arrives in good time. Elec- tion Day! and LaFol1ette nearly gets elected! Course you have heard a- bout the landslide for him in His- tory IV! ' November 5. About a. half-dozen of those noon joy-riders came in late today. Detention Room, here are a few more! Woof! November 6. Lost, a seat in as- sembly by Curt Jones. Curt just ar- rived from P. V. High and of course is not yet accustomed to our spaci- ous auditorium. Miss Jones while adding apples, bananas and carrots has to ask her class how to spell bananas. Well, Miss Jones, Drakes are selling spellers! November 7. Curtis Jones takes great pleasure in snoozing away the time in assembly. Curt, you'll have to take to getting in earlier or we're afraid Miss Detention Room will have you in her power before long. 7 November 10. Curt and Dewey take great pleasure in throwing chalk the seventh period. Thanks for the book that saved Curt's eye when Dewey exhibits his pitching qualities. November 11. As this is Armis- tice Day, of course, everything is to be peaceful but just the same everything runs riotin the Assem- bly. A great deal of talk is going on about getting a vacation this after- noon. 'It's a legal holiday but you know some people won't recognize it as such. -November 12. Our oflice girl joins the ranks of the newly-weds, 72 when she marries Mr. Morgan. Who'll be next? November 13. This is the 13th supposed to be unlucky. Look out for ladders and Black Cats! A. H. S. is not affected by such superstitious as everything has gone lovely ex- cept for a few side-stunts. November 14. Get out early to- night on account of teachers' meet- ing. Aren't we glad such things still exist. But they'll probablyl be the next to go. November 17. Is curly hair com- ing back in style? We see several have applied their irons to their heads this morning. Dewey Crigler gets rather musical in Botany and sings, It Ain't a-Gonna Rain No Mo'? Some class to you Charles, isn't there? November 18. The boys are re- quested to remain in their seats at the close of school since they stamp their feet so beautifully. .November 19. Today is kind of dumbg nothing happens, you know. November 20. Dorothy Myers falls down stairs and Irene Huddleston walks over her. Quite a calamity! Miss Swanson gives her Latin class- es exams. Misery is apparent in everyone's face. November 21. Anna Jarrett thinks that Mr. Correll shouldn't be allow- ed to go up and down the hall while classes are passing. .November 24. Louise Brier loses her balance this A. M. and falls fiat on the floor. Well Louise you'd bet- ter watch your step next time. John Fugate goes to sleep the fifth period and is awakened by Miss Jones who advises him to wash his face in cold water. November 25. It is rumored that we get out tomorrow noon for Thanksgiving, but we don't know whether to believe it or not. November 26. Claay Hushaw is very much relieved when Mr. Cofling announces that we get out at noon. Claay is afraid he couldn't get home I 1 fx 1 1 x YHE 511 ,M if nu if U 3 in time for Thanksgiving dinner. Everyone is preparing to go home for Thanksgiving but we are duly warned not to eat too much Turkey. DECEMBER - December 5. As this is Friday, of course, everyone is happy. Report cards are given out after a rip-roar- ing yell-practice and oh! how many N. P.'s? Well, we can't count them. We play Crawfordsville tonight. December 8. Two defeats in Bas- ket Ball over the week-end. Both Crawfordsville and Waynetown de- feat us. Miss Waldrip wishes to know just how long Herschel Babb is going to attend school. She says he only comes by jerks . December 9. Detention room pup- ils iile out in parade as usual. Miss Swanson learns that some people, as yet, don't know how to solve the cross-word puzzle. Well gee! this is a dumb world! The cross-word,puz- zle fever is raging terribly, and how to stop it is a problem. It is advised by some to add it to the curriculum of study. In this case, it is assured that the fever will lessen if not cease. December 10 Wanted-- A new assembly teacher during the 6th per- iod, says Row 14 who are the ob- jects of 'Miss Trost's eye. Rupert Odle and John Fugate consider it quite an honor to be guests in De- tention Room, so they march out aft- er the others are gone. December 11. As usual Herschel Babb is absent. Miss Waldrip wants to see you, Herschel. Cliiford Mor- gan thinks he'll put something over on Miss Trost by reclining in such a manner as to appear to be asleep, but she comes along and soon puts an end to his deception. December 12. Everyone happy as this is Friday. December 15. Freeman Neal is back after a two months' visit in the west. December 16. Nothing happens! December 17. Ditto! 73 December 18. Game with Otter- bein tonight. Cross-word puzzles are flying all over school. Some of us can't understand what others see in them. Latin IA writes letters to Santa Claus. You'll see them in the Tribune. December 19. . Got beat last night, one point, but we should worry! A program is enjoyed by all this aft- ernoon and then we are dismissed for two weeks. JANUARY January 5. Every body is back to school after vacation but we're not nearly ready for work. January 6. No one can remem- ber anything since vacation. 'How we pity the teachers! January 7. Emerson Sommerville takes possession of Lester Eckhart's desk today and discovers a Literary Digest. ' January 8. The stamping of feet is again coming into style but the teachers don't approve of it. , January 9. School will be dis- missed earlier this evening on ac- count of Parent-Teachers' Meeting. If we only had them every day! January 12. The new schedule is made out and the teachers are busy getting the students ready for ex- aminations. , Q January 13. Charles Crigler Cthe Drug Store Kidj is given the great honor of teaching Algebra IA. Gee! Dewey, since when the great promo- tion? January 14. Dan Young shuifles his feet in Algebra III. At which Miss Jones remarks, There is too much static in this class. ' January 15. No stretching in History 2, says Miss Waldrip. She tells John Fugate that it isn't the place for it. The dictionary is get- ting rather worn these days since the cross-word craze struck A. H. S. Even the teachers are scanning the pages for a four letter word for Ex- aminations , There'll be 'enough , X ms t :MM v I7 - K H15 i Q 3 cross words when examinations be- gin. January 16. Yell practice is held tonight in preparation for the game with West Point. Everyone is sign- ing his schedule cards for next semester. January 19 Miss Himmelright nearly falls in her attempt to step quickly from the platform the third period. Two more days until ex- aminations, too bad! January 20 Miss Trost makes a clean sweep iii Assembly the sixth period, confiscating all novels and the like. January 21 Examinations start this afternoon. Lester Eckhart is in- formed that the assembly is not a carpenter shop, by Miss Himmel- right. ' January 22 Exams. January 23 Ditto! January 26 Everybody back at 1:00 to see what they got for promo- tion presents. They ran all the way from one credit to five. But it wasn't so bad after all. January 27. The Juniors have moved into the Senior headquarters leavin' the poor Seniors without a home. They look happy though as they bask in the envious glances cast at them by underclassmen. January 28. Students are still getting lost and things are in some- thing of a mix-up or should I say uproar? Uproar , Miss Waldrip says was one of the favorite words used on Examination by History IV. She also informs us that she gained a great dea.1 of new and startling facts from our papers. January 29. The Seniors are having a hard time keeping track of their books and papers. It may be fun to get out of school but it' isn't what you'd call pleasant to carry four books around. Janv,a.ry 30. Seniors are busy practising their play which will be given soon. Glee Club Party to- night. Tomorrow is the County Tournament and here's hoping that we'll win. FEBRUARY February 2. Well, this is Ground Hog day. Wonder if he sees his shadow? Gladys Miller is late to History 4 and, of course, must spend 30 minutes in Detention Room. February 3. The assembly was all decked out yesterday in hearts. A few of the Seniors wereabout to leave the assembly as they thought they had gotten in the kindergarten. However, this was but the rem- nants of the Glee Club party Friday night. ' February 4. Have you heard the good news? Attica gets the section- al tournament. Of course, Hills- boro won the county tournament but we won't let that happen again., February 5. Tomorrow night we play the county champions. We're all hoping that we can show them a thing or two. February 6. Have you heard that the world was coming to an end to- day? It has not happened yet so we a.re all looking forward to the game with Hillsboro tonight. February 9. Some one opens his mouth too wide in the Assembly and his gum falls out. Junior class elect oiiicers- tonight. The Seniors are beginning to have some hope of a Reception. ' February 10. Miss Himmelright tells Francis DeSutter the time so he can wind his watch. She ad- vises him to wind it at night but he claims that it runs down every fif- teen minutes. February 11. When Mr. White asks what made green algae, green, Raymond DeSutter says that it lack- ed brains. Pretty smart, Raymond. Did you get the idea from looking in the mirror? February 12. Lincoln's Birthday but no vacation! Ethel Lindburg, of Williamsport High School, visits here today. ,, YH! x fx lan, I12g 2 Q 3 February 13. Today is Friday the thirteenth, look out! Seniors have their first class meeting tonight since they have been on their new sched- ule. Wonder what's up? We play Delphi tonight. February 16. Harold Buckley states that all insects ha.ve two ears. Well, Harold, how did you ever think, of it? I suppose you have all heard the we beat Delphi. February 17. Quite a few curls come to school today. We are won- dering who started them. Hey, who's got a comb, and now I wonder where I can borrow some powder? says some girl in the 'cloak hall. February 18. Miss Reed has gone to Indiana University for a few days and Mrs. Macoughtry is taking her place. It is reported that Hubert Lippold got a spanking. February 19. Seventh and eighth grade tournament comes off tomor- row and Saturday. The Seniors are planning to make a fortune off of their stand. February 20. We play Little Jeif tonight at Jefferson. Only half day of school on account of Tourney. February,23. Well,Awe beat Little Jeff 29-10. Glorious! Miss Reed is back again. Charles Purviance makes himself famous as a champ- ion smuggler by delivering a paper to Hubert Lippold. February 24. Miss Swanson mak- es a rule forbidding anyone to walk around in assembly the 6th period. Rupert Odle, to be obedient, is ob- liged to bombard the waste-basket to get rid of surplus paper. February 25. Mr. White brings a charge against the Junior Class for 75c as some Juniors forgot to pay their fare at the tourney. Since they only made 33.21, this seems an outrage. February 26. The beautiful at- tire of a number of our young gen- tlemen is causing much flurry and curiosity. Some rumors have been spread that we are going to have a big surprise at the Basket Ball 75 game tonight. Other people consid- er it another sign of spring and that the boys are wearing overalls to get used to them for the spring farming. February 27. Examinations are beginning to buzz around once more. Attica hopes to end up her schedule for the year by defeating Montmor- enci tonight. Much enthusiasm has been roused by the organization of the Rube Boosters. MARCH March 2: Helen LeVor substi- tutes for Mrs. Elsie Baker todayI The- game Friday night resulted in favor of us. The Rube Boosters and the jinx were the features of the evening, , March 3. Raymond DeSutter came .back yesterday after a few days' illness with the Pink Eye. Every one is disappointed because we don't get off Friday afternoon. The tourney won't begin now until Friday evening' as Covington and Kingman failed to make their en- 'CI'i0S in time. March 4. Miss Waldrip goes to town this morning to hear the In- augural Address and misses her lunch. ' March 5. Miss Swanson has a birthday today. Isn't that fine? Her classes took this oppoiitunity to show their affection for her by treat- ing' her to candy and cake. March 6. Plans are buzzing a- round for the Tourney which begins tonight. 'Big pep meeting is held in assembly tonight after school. March 9. By the gloomy and downcast looks this morning any one can tell that Hillsboro beat Attica. Well they had to work to do it! - March 10. The Juniors made quite a sum off of checking wraps. This was accomplished only by the untiring efforts of Rupe Odle who removed the nails from the walls. Thus compelling the spectators at the tournament either to wear their K ggi . ,M Q' 112.5 V U 5 coats or pay 10c to have them checked. March 11. Snoring prevails in the assembly this morning. The Glee Club are practising on their oper- ettap March 12. Well, if any more people are absent they'll have to close the school. Q March 13. Another Friday 13! This is very unusual and terrifying to the superstitious. Report cards are out. .. March 16. Such a gabble about report cards! A great many were unpleasantly surprised. I March 17. Green! Green every- where! No, that doesn't describe the pupils, it's just St. Pa.trick's Day. . March 18. Rains all day! And we hear that a tornado passed Illinois and Indiana. Irene Foster, our oflice girl, is absent with the flu. p , , 1 March 19. Juniors begin to sell tickets forthe Operetta which will be given April 3. . March 20. State Ba.sket Ball Tournament is held at Indianapolis today. And we get the returns over the radio which has been installed in the office for today. March 23. Miss Reed is absent this morning. The morning classes get a vacation from English. E March 24. A mouse annoys the girls in Botany today by squeaking. Miss Swanson says that there are two little boys that make her tired. We wonder who they are. March 24. Sharps is the pass- word to English 4 these days. If the Hu keeps on we'll have to close school. March 25. Miss Himmelright has the fiu. We don't get aspring vaca- tion. Too bad! March 27. We surely enjoy the Declamatory Contest held in the assembly today. Nadine Jacobson wins the first place. March 30. Mr. Martin, a former teacher, visited school today. Mary Andrew wants to know if she can change her name. Miss Himmel- right thinks that she can't for sev- eral years yet. March 31. Claay Hushaw doesn't agree with Miss Himmelright in English History, whereupon she an- nounces the astonishing fact that Claay has been sleeping. THE FALL OF THE BASTILE It was a Seventeen and eighty nine, The country was in its sad decline, They'd fight for freedom, they'd fight for right, They'd fight with all their main and might. Up on the hill stood the gray Bastile, Sad and gloomy, but oh so real, There were people here, there were people there, There were murmurs, Ahl murmurs, everywhere. The morningdawned so bright and so fair, ' - But there were no bright hearts in the people there, The- angry mob passed on its way. . Roaring on like a lion at bay. Oh! they built it up, as they tore it down, They built what up, as they tore what down? They built up freedom o'er country and town As they tore the gray stones of the Bastile down. DEACON , '25. 76 Nt M H25 i 2 77 ff-P5 .any , M U Yi 112,55 78 L1 xf,N.x,, ....,,n T 4 1 r 1 I HL P 79 If ' I s E E E I I Q Lincoln dow FOIJSOIX E I g cAns-nwcxs-nmcrons E I : . 3 2 l 5 GENUINE FORD PRODUCTS : n CARS-TRUCKS-TRACTORS 5 i I E Genuine Ford and Fordson Parts. E E Ford Service that Will Satisfy. E I : u E ALWAYS AT YOUR SERVICE. GIVE US A CALL. E . . 2 l 3 . 5 ATTICA MOTGR CG. I I : Lincoln Ford Fordson E I l I E ATTICA, PHONE BLACK 40 WLIILIAMSORT PHONE 16 E Q u E After All It's Service That Counts E f E i I E I E E I 2 Herb. C.: Why would you be 2 E like a ten cent store if you were E E standing on a dime? A E E J, McK.: I don't know, why ? E E Herb.: Nothing over a dime. 5 I . : E I I 5 Remember , Senior: I wish to ask a ques- g 5 tion concerning a tragedy. E I I I I Mr White: Weir I E. PEARLMAN ' I E Senior: What is my grade? E I I : ATTICA,' INDIANA 5 I E ' Miss Reed: What was the oc- E . casion for the question, 'Why E I don't you speak for yourself, E 3 John? 5 5 B. Moran : John Alden was E 5 trying to fix up a blind 'date for : , his room-mate Miles Standish. E I I : I I 5 - ------ ----- U 1 BRICK 34195 POSTON-HERRGN BRICK COMPANY MANUFACTURERS OF ARTISTIC FACE BRICK Capacity 1,000,000 Brick Per Month Pl t One Mile No th t f Att 81 vim - H14 -------gp-----.--------------------- IRWIN MOTOR SALES PHONE BLACK 450 ATTICA, INDIANA COUNT THE CHEVROLETS No where so Fine a Car for so Little Money. SALES AND SERVICE THAT PLEASES 218 SOUTH PERRY STREET The local half-wit was walking through the village when he no- ticed a 25-cent piece lying in the roadway. As he picked it up a passer-by exclaimed: That's my 50-cent piece, thank you. Just my confounded luck. la- mented the poor fellow. Here, take the quarter. I will owe yOU the rest. ' - Boo hoo, Boo hoo, said Johnie, a picture fell on fathers toe. Well, dear, said mother, that is too bad, but you must not cry about it. I d-d-didn't,-I l-l-laughed. Ima Nut Clooking at mountain streamjz That's snow-water. P. Nut.: If it's not water, then what on earth is it? And then the argument was on. Cause for Pain.-The Jazz Band had just finished playing Cali- fornia, Here I Come, when the hostess saw a man weeping in a corner. Going over to him, she in- quired, sympathetically, My good ma.n, are you a Californian, that this music affects you so? No, madam, said the man, I'm a musician. 82, -musuavnnq-p-o--.unnpuunsspa REMEMBER To call Father and Mother while away at the University They will be glad to, hear your Voice. ATTICA TELEPHONE COMPANY Mr. W.: You haven't learned very much in this class have you Lester? Lester: I admire you for your broad-mindedness in taking the blame like tha.t, Mr. White. T. Leath: Cwith a sighb I have only one friend on earth- my dog. M. O. P.: Well if that isn't enough, why don't y0l1 get anoth' er? Vinegar needs its mother like home brew needs its pop. Buck: Do you have to know how to milk to make the football team? Rex Bzv I don't know. Why? Buck: I hear they are buying eleven jerseys for the team. Frank H: That's a beautiful I black eye you have there! Ray A.: Yes, I should have I asked her first. e Jean H.: Does your bug rattle this way all the time ? Ikey H. No, only when it's running. SENIORS I We will not Forget You- For the pictures we made of you Will never Change. May we make more Good Pictures I Of you again-in the Future. . THE SMITH STUDIO .Q--png-pa--.ann-npp-Q-q-napa.pqanpnnnppnu-n 83 Save It With Ice Thirst Knows No Season Distilled Water Used Exclusively in Both Our Products ICE AND SODA ATER , Drink Bottled Coca Cola We deliver soda water by the case to the home, and call for the empties. Order a case, just as you do groceries, and always be pre- pared to please the family and guests. Satisfy your thirst on picnics and automobile tours with bottled soda water. ATTICA ICE AND BOTTLING COMPANY Licensed Coca Cola Bottlers for WARREN AND NORTHERN FOUNTAIN COUNTIES SATISFACTION It's real satisfaction to known when you leave an order for any- thing in the Bakery line, that you will get just what you want, when you want it. It's our business to see that you are satisfied and we are anxious to do that for you. . ' YOCOM'S BAKERY Rex B.: Yes it took me six weeks to learn to play football. Joe P.: And what have you for your pains? Rex: Liniment. Judge: Ten days or ten dol- lars. Choose quick. Prisoner: s I'll take my time. W. Rogers: You know there are an awful lot of girls that pre- fer not to marry. I . - , u u g Home of ,,Milk Made, Bread E. Cripe. How do you know. W. Rogers: I've asked them. I ' I L ----- - -Il 84 A LITTLE BOOK THAT PLAYS A PART IN YOUR EDUCATION' A Savings Bank Book is a small book, not nearly so large as 31 school book, and yet the lessons on earning and saving money which you will learn through its regular use will prove of great importance to you. Start a Savings Account with One Dollar. FARMERS-MERCHANTS STATE BANK Jim: Lo Bill, fishin'? R,L,BUCKLES ' Bill: No, Jim, gest tryin' to drown a Worm. GROCERY AND MEAT MARKET p Teacher: What part of speech A Complete Line of ls nose ? Jack F: None, you speak with Fancy and Staple Groceries your mouths' Fresh and Cured Meats of A11 Kinds I Bee McD.: I have lived on ' vegetables for three weeks. Vegetables and Fruit of All . Raymond D.: 1-Thatfs nothing, Kinds in Season I have lived on earth for seventeen years. Phone Black 52 s Martha Trost: Oh, Mary, my cold cream is gone. awe Deliver., Miss Horn: Perhaps it was vanishing cream. 85 nunsnuusquunuqnnqnqnpqnauqunqnrnpqnnquqqnn ATTICA HARDWARE COMPANY Between the Two Banks J. W. HENRY, Prop. PHONE 69 A'l'1'ICA, IND. ODE TO GEMOETRY My geometry, 'tis of thee,- Short cut to insanity, Of thee I sing. You cause my joys to flee, Tears and despair bring me, A wretched thing. School fathers, loveth thee We bow a humble knee, Grant this our prayer, Take from our midst these books, Source of all cheats and crooks, Give us one thousand books Minus Geometry. No matter how good a bow-leg- ged boy's health is, he's always in a bad shape. Madam: CTO callerj Have a chair. Caller: No, I've come for the piano. J. Haley I What's the matter, Bill, you don't look as well dress- ed as you used to. B. Moran: That's funny. They are the same clothes. Hostess: But, why haven't you brought your wife? Mr. Coiling: Dear, dear! How careless of me, and I tied a knot in my handkerchief too. REO Hupmobile Oldsmobile SALES Sz SERVICE Jacobson 8: Johnson I n : 5 I l g I L .---...--.-...--.. ...lf .- --. 4 86 SWISS MILK GOATS Pure Bred and Grade Saanens. Write for Price List i White City Goat Farm A'I'l'ICA, INDIANA P. Conover: CAt 2 A. MJ Well, I must be off. J. McKinzie: That's what I thought when I first saw you. Senior: We all rise when they play, 'Sons of Attica Hi! Fresh: Oh! Is that what they Mr. C.: What is the answer to the first example ? Skinney: Mine is two. Mr. C. Minus twog correct. H. Borst: What time did you say good night, last night? H. Babb: When I first saw her. L. Balesz Why do hblushes creep over girls' faces? L. Misner: Because if- they ran they would kick up too much dust. 'rms AD cos'r ME 33.00 call the grandstandf' H W. Rogers: Well, I guess, 1'll get a little more Sleep- The Feuer who Put Low Prices H. Swift: What, not going to in Attica' bed? Winnie: No, to class. --'-., --... ,,,,,,,.,..-,.....-Q uppp ann ncsoolniacsn nlnnaloouosnaiiaqp. 87 ll The Home of Quality Furniture Rugs 'Linoleum Furniture CCF F ING 6: ROBINSON Attica Newtown THE STORE THAT ADVERTISES THE TRUTH Miss Himmelright: How many times, Charles have I told you . that a preposition is a poor thing to end a sentence with? Crigler's Drug Store Porter: How would you like to sleep, head first or feet first. Mr. Cofiing: If it's all the Ice Cream Candies sodas same to you, I'll sleep a.ll at the same time. Cigars Hebert C. Cat the Palmbz Do Athletic Supplies - you serve any cheese with apple sauce ? , Waiter: Yes, sir, we serve anyone here? ' St t Corner Mam and Perry me S Miss R.: What is the opposite Q!! of woe. Dan Mahoney: Giddap . 88' ll' ' qv Let Us Supply Your Clothing Wants I : in a Highly Satisfactory Manner Q : : All the Newest things at a Price You Can Aiford : i To Pay 5 SMITH a BRANSON E y CLOTHING AND SHOES 4 3 . Son U Where is the paint re- PARIS CLEANING CO. Mother: why, what do you mano, I x u ,559 bond it toa Master ' 32. UYER5-' o A Y V 'ax D ,xxx -594 ' X Ju gil want it for? Son: Sister wants something to wash her face with. Mother: Cto departing daugh- terjz Now remember don't sit in a draft between dances. M. Jacobson: Don't worry mother. Nothing less than a Pack- ard will do me. n Dry Cleaning and Dye Works Fresh: Who is the smallest man in history? Phone Black 6 Attica, Ind. , Sophr I give up- Fresh: Why, the Roman sol- dier who slept on his watch. ' : L ,,,,,, ... ....... ----- - - gl 89. MAIN GARAGE I Night and Day Service EXPERT MECHANICS Cars Washed and Greased I GOSSETT 8z CO. Successors to 0LIVER'S GARAGE D. Malott: I don't care for meng in fact, I've said 'no' to sev- eral of them. M. McNett: What were they selling? M. Ba.ntz: . What a finely chis- eled mouth you haveg it ought to be on a gir1's face. P. Conover: Well, I seldom miss any such opportunities. Miss Waldrip: Who won the battle of Saratoga? R.'DeSutter: CWaking up from sound slumber.J How? Mr. Correl: Name three ar- ticles containing starch. B. Lawson: Two cuffs and a collar. I Man at the door: I've come to fix the old tub in the kitchen. Kid: Oh, mother, here's the doctor to see the cook. ' I MARTIN'S CORNER GROCERY ASK ROX ------- il -pp--nppnap---pp----------- ------------.--.--ppp ---pg-----q-----pupnrapnnnnuppppqppppnp ug---1 --p1---pq--..nn-g--:anna1-11-1111-p-1-11.1111 u-1-1 q --- l u I l l. i. 90 -Q --pp.--Q.---vaup-an-u-a-o--.quuvans.q:::--n:::s:::.u-un'-:san :::::uu. THE SUGAR BOWL GROCERIES MEATS SCHOOL SUPPLIES TIRES ' MILLER'S EAST END GROCERY LIGHT LUNCH CANDIES ICE CREAM FRUITS Francis DeSutter: What was George Washington's Farewell Address? Cliff Kight: I'll biteg what was George Washingtorfs 'Fare- well AddresS'? F. DeS.: Heaven. C. K.: How old is that joke ? F. DeS.: How long has he been dead? A young theologian named Fiddle Refused to accept his degree. The answer is surely no riddle, He was loth to be Fiddlee, D. D. Mr. White Cafter lesson on snowlz As we walk out on a cold winter day and look around, what do we see on every hand? Paul Moore: Gloves ! Attendant at Turkish bath Do you require massage, sir? Marshall B.: No I ride every day in a Ford. The next one in this room that speaks above a whisper will be put out, exclaimed the angry judge. Hip, hip, hooray! shouted the prisoner as he ran for the door. if u I nun-auqgQQg--- I I I I I I I I I I E I 2 i I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I E I I E I I l I I I I I I II .I I I I I I I I I I 5.--..-------..---------...-..--..--.---------.-... pqqlganp-an ..-pang-qnpppanpnaa-nn-ancppn--n--In na-pp.-. pa- nn-- an---- 91 ,4..i g V I UCCESS : TO 5 THE GRADUATES OF '25 Louis Nathan STORE OF GOOD CLOTHES A. L. SARGEANT Jeweler and Optometrist g for I GRADUATION GIFTS Dan Cafter a long argumentb: So you see dear, you misjudged me in saying that I was making love to that other girl just because we were out on the porch. Naomi C.: All right I believe you. Now wipe that eyebrow off your cheek and we'll go home. Louis B: Came near selling my shoes to-day. Jack F.: How come? Louis: Had them half-soled. Father: I had a note from your teacher to-day. Henry B.: That's all right, pa, I'll keep it quiet. --- ,-- 4 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I n I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ---al NIXGN 6: VANDEVENTER GOOD SERVICE FREE WE SELL Fence, Barbed Wire, Flour, Feed, Coal, Salt and Seeds WE BUY Grain, Seeds An Elevator Run To Please Our Customers Phone Black 174 I won't be long now, said the sweet young freshie as the bar- ber bobbed her hair. I PERRIN'S Accessory Store Senior: Did you ever take chloroform? Fresh.: No, who teaches it? Dealer in Tires and Tubes M. Jacobson: Are late hours good for one? All Kinds of Accessories for Cars H. Buckley: No, but they are good for two. What are the twe worst dis- eases to have at the sa.me time? St. Vitus dance and rheumatism. pun- -gg---..--an---n-n-n---p 93 iunnnnsquuunaunausuuu-.au pn---unu-auu-na-pp.an-.--.n.-..--..----nn..- 1842 K 1925 ZEIGLER'S DRY GOODS STORE Attica's Leading Store for sz-EIGHTY-Two YEARS-82 Our Record for Eighty-Two Years in Attica Speaks For Itself CHARLES W. ZEIGLER ATTICA, The conjurer stepped forward to the front of the stage and said: Ladies and gentlemen, if there iS any- young man in this audience who would like to know the name of his future wife, if that young man will kindly stand up, I will undertake to tell him. Up jumped Joe Points. Thank you, said the conjurer. Now, I always like to do business in a proper business fashion. Will you kindly tell me your name? Certainly, said the young man. My name is Joe Points. Thank you, replied the con- jurer. Then the name of your future wife will be Mrs. Points. Mr. Cofiing: What was the iirst bet ever made? Dooie Crigler: The alphabet. INDIANA The other day a man dashed in- to Grand Central Station with just one minute to catch the Twentieth Century- He made the ticket win- dow in two jerks. Quickl Give me a round-trip ticket! he gasped. t0?D h B-back here, wheredjasposeln Heinie: Waiter, do you serve lobsters here? Waiter: Yessah, boss, we serves everybody. What'll you have? Mique: I hear your roommate has a baby saxophone. Ique: Yeh, and it'1l be an or- phan soon. .Q --un----up--ao---gn--.anna---up-:gnu-nn-uapopq--vu--auunqnuuu PALM CAFE EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY' More People are Eating at the Palm Cafe . Where the Best of Food is De- liciously Prepared by an Expert Chef. W. B. COLE, Prop. Miss Swanson: You rotund, decangular, eolithic, ferruginous, neuropathic cassowary, you! Miss Horne: Blame me, yer don't half fancy your own blinkin' langwidge since you've been doin' cross-word puzzles, do yer? p Almost as Bad as Vivisection. -Mr. Mul1innix: What are you crying for, my lad ? Bill Babb: Cause farver's in- vented a new soap substitoot, an' every time a customer comes in I get washed as an advertisement. Mother Cto battered sony: Johnny, how often have I told you to stop before fighting and count a hundred? Johnny: That's what I did, but the other kid's mother only told him to count ten. Judge: How fast were you go- ing in your flivver when you were arrested? Pete C.: Forty-five miles per hour, your Honor. Judge: Twenty-five and costs, for contempt of court. TEXACO SERVICE ' BUILT BY HOME PEOPLE FOR HOME PEOPLE Good as any- ' Better than some. FOSTER OIL CO. uIlTi' I pp'--Q--Q-pp. -q-.ann-pq----p g -pqppanpnnn--a - pn--nn-- vnqqpaquponnnqpn as 95 ..lQ if - ----- - ---- .A -f-----1 ----- ----- ---- - - -. 5 Capital stock, sa,000,000 Assets, S1,118,478.54 ' ' The Attica Building or Loan ' 5 Association 5 YE E Q ATTICA, INDIANA. jf WILL B. REED, Secretary ' 5 . E ' Office: Farmers-Merchants State Bank Building i Mary A.: Bill's an awful talk- er. Esther G.: Why don't you gag him? Mary: Oh, then he'd chew the rag. Jean Higgins: Who is that man they are quarreling with ? Clay H.: He's keeping the score. Jean: Oh, and won't he give it up? Miss Horne: Lester will you use the word 'boycott' in a sent- ence. Lester E.: My dad found a fellow in our strawberry patch, but he couldn't catch him till the boy caught on a wire fence. Jacob R.: Say paw, I've got a notion to raise chickens. Mr. Rhodes: Better try owls, their hours suit yours better. Old Gentlemen: How you do stutter my poor man. Did you ever go to a school for stammerers? Poor Man: N-n-n-o, I du-du- do this n-n-n-na-naturally. Miss Reed: What word is the opposite of misery? Class Cin unionjz Happiness Is this good soup ?'5 Sure, it's fourteen carrots? I I L ...---- -.----- Ji 96 THE QUALITY BAKERY Wholesale and Retail WE BAKE QUALITY Bread, Rolls and Cakes FRESH DAILY Cream Bread Our Specialty ED. BLOMME Phone Black 54 Perry Street R. Odle: Tobacco shall never touch my lips again, G. Miller: Fine l Rupe: I am going to use a cigarette holder. Erk M.: Are you from the far north? S. P.: Why, no. Why do you ask? Erk: You dance as if you ha.d snow shoes on. Army: Dr., my heart is beat- ing too fast. Dr. Holly: Don't worry. I'll stop that for you. D. Young: May I have the next dance ? Nazzie C.: Yes, if you find a partner. . R. DeSutter: You are the breath of my life. ' A Bill J.: Why don't you hold your breath awhile? Miss Waldrip: What was the general's name who said, 'I die happy? n J, Wolfe: General Wolfe. ' Miss W.: That's right. In what battle? John: His last, I 'should think. -J I I I I I I I I I I I R H I I W I I ' I fa E L I 'I 1 1 I I I E 2 1 1 u I 1 n n u I I I I I I I. I I I I I l I I I I I, I I l. I I I I I I I I I I E I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I u 5 UI ---.un--pn.. Q-pq-n-nn pq -guna s-an 97 A Direct invitation You can use our Bank Lobby and Office, whether a customer of this Bank or not. --We otfer this convenience for your use and pleasure. We are interested in you-if a merchant, a farmer, a laboring man, an investor, a builder of a home, or high school gradu- ate. THE CENTRAL NATIONAL BANK Chas. L. Meharry, Pres. ' O. S. Clark, Vice Pres. W. B. Schermerhorn, Cashier ' H. W. Newlin and Paul Brown, Asst. Cashiers Not So Sweet.-Miss Kephart: Is Sir Reginald Wotname staying here? Hotel Clerk: Yes, first floor, suite one. Miss Kephart: Sir! The teacher was giving the pri- mary class a talk on iiowers. Now children, she said, who can tell me what makes the fiower spring from the seed? God does it, answered one lit- tle girl, but fertilizer helps. . Tommy Csaying his prayers sleepilybz Now I lay me down to sleepy I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Mother Cpromptingj: If- Tommy Calmost asleepj : If he hollers let him go, eeny, meeny, miny, mo! Mr. Mullinnix: What kind of a fellow is Skinny Hankins ? Mr. Correll: Well, he is one of those fellows who always grab the stool when there is a piano to be moved. -- -.. ..... . ............. ....... - ---ap --pu.-1punu.-Q-----qi-na----------------..-- ----p.-..---- --------------gp Q.. anpnnun -..pun-:pup--pp --- up---pg-in-----4: I ll pn---.-u-uupq-uq---pun-na-nnnauucan GE. .Cent She: My, but that's a swell suit! You're a credit to your tailor. He: Wrong-now that I've got the suit I'm a debit to my tailor. That's The Idea Excited voice Cover the tele- phone to Physicianj : Doctor, my mother-in-law is at death's door. Please come and see if you can't pull her through. Distracted Wife: Come here right away, John. The baby has swallowed your cuff-links. Husband: 'S'all right, dear. I've got another pair. S Joe Points: Her teeth are like stars. Joe Riley: Do they come out at night? A nervous chap was about to wed. To the calm best man he cried: Tell me, is it kisstomary For the groom to cuss the bride? Sylvia P.: Do you ever play on the piano? Louis.B.: Nog I'm afraid I'd fall off. Be Good . .Be Good Make Good I Always be Happy and Never For- get Character Begets Credit Your Friend and Good Wisher, J. FRANK McDERMOND SR. To the Good Old Attica High School 1.-:gpgsunnna pq-.fs--na-.---pn.. pa--ann-:---Q - pu--an-gpg-- pq---np- n---Q 99 3 Let Electricity DO YOUR HOUSEHOLD TASKS AND FURNISH YOUR POWER L ' WE WILL GLADLY TELL YOU HOW SATTICA ELECTRIC COMPANY HOOVER'S Modern Pharmacy 8 FOR Good Clean S0da Fountain Service AND Pu,re Drugs Music While You Eat BLONDY'S PLACE Laurence B.: How old is that lamp, ma? Proud Mama: About three years old, why? L. B.: Turn it downg it's too young to smoke. L. Johnson: H-ow did you get that puncture? P. Conover: I ran over a chicken with a pin feather. R. Brown: No lie ever passed my lips. E. McBride: That's because you talk through your nose. --. ----------- --- ------- --------5---Llj 1-q 1nun-pp-q----np---p'------------------- - 1 ----nun 1--1--Q-uunuupp1-1.1119-up--ppp--pn up---- ---pu L .-.------.-- .ng 100 Highest Market Price PAID FOR Poultry - Eggs .. Cream Hides .. - Wool and Furs See Us Before Selling BOGAN-JAQUES CO. H. R. WASHBURN, Mgr. Oiiice Phone Black 74 Residence Phone Black 312 J . McKinzie: Mr. Mullinnix is the most tender hearted man I ever saw. M. McNett: Kind to animals? June: I should say so! Why, when he found the family cat in- sisted on sleeping in the coal bin he immediately ordered a ton of soft coal. C. Michaels: What do you call a man who runs an auto? E. McBride: It depends upon how near he comes hitting me. J. Points: When I marry I'm going to get a girl that can take a joke. ' ' Bill M.: Don't worry, little boy, it's the only kind you'l1 get. H. Borst: I had a good job this summer. Skinney H.: What were you doing? Hieny: Blacksmith at the Elite? Skinney: Blacksmith at the Elite? Hieny: Yes, I shoed flies. H. Swift: A woman fell over- board the other day and a shark came up and looked her over, but the didn't touch her. q Winnie: Why, I wonder? Herb: Oh, he was a man-eat- ing shark. Visit Our Candy Dept. ,WORTHAM'S BARGAIN STORE ATTICA, .. - INDIANA Most Everything in Ten and Twenty-live Cent Goods' pqpnnnunnp- -an-gs--pq.- ln-I-ll 101 +41 I WILHITE BATTERY AND TIRE SHOP EXIDE BATTERIES AND GENERAL ACCESSORIES Service to Our Customers Within a Radius of Five Miles Without Additional Charge. Phone No. Blue 130 Ima Nut: I got a letter from a friend of mine in France today and he's home sick. P. Nut.: How could a man in France be also at home sick ? And then the argument was on. Miss Reed: What is the long- est word in the dictionary? Bill Moran: Rubber, because it stretches. Frank Hagel: I've got the Bakery Shop Blues because I kneed the dough. Ima Nut Cpointing- to grove of cedarsj: Cedar trees! P. Nut: Sure! What kind are they? Oaks ? ' And then the argu- ment was on. , . Loran McM.: If I should kiss you, what would you do? Annette: I never meet an emergency until the occasion a- rises. Loran: Well, if the emergency arose this very minute, how would you meet it? Annette: Meet it face to face. ' Buckley's News Stand Newspapers .. - Magazines Candy Tobacco - - Cigars I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I --1g--np-np..--1nnsp-nup---p--- I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 3 I I E I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I l l I I l E -p---nu 102. 51- HOT WEATEHER NECESSITIES Electric Cooking Stoves 8: Ranges From 320.00 Up. Powers Hardware a and Electric Store Two elderly men, both extreme- ly deaf, met on a country road. Dave had a fishing pole in his wagon. When he saw his friend Jim, he stopped the horse. Goin' fishin'? shouted Jim. No, Dave replied, I' goin' fishin'. Oh, said Ji m. I thought mebbe you was goin' iishin'. Miss Swanson: My intellect is my fortune. Dewey C.: Poverty isn't a crime. I For Zero Weather Only.-John F.: I just bought a new suit l with two pairs of pants. I g Jim H.: Well, how do you like '4 1-?2,gD ' 't? P I' 1 - John: Fine, only it's too hot ' ' . t - .H 5 ',yp LT wearing wo pair SLSNBETTER F . ......... Plugged.-D unc. : Chorseback ridingjz Hey, you! Don't stop your car in front of my horse. Paul: Don't worry, I know the rules. Don't park in front of N0l'th End Grocery a plug. I Phone Black 107 H : ! F I u. nu , nun ,,,,,, ,,. ,,.,....... --.. ...... ..... - A 103 ,Hl i if --- ------ 1 E X , E X E l . J f - : i E E le ,X , 5 5 z FOOTWEAR FASHIONS E ' Young Men and Women 5 . T1NsMAN's BOOTERY g A SHOES THAT FIT E . ---- 1 ANSWER TO CROSS WORD PUZZLE ON PAGE 48 VERTICAL HORIZONTAL I To print a kiss upon her lips ' He thought the time was ripe. But when he went to press she said, 1. Air A. H. S. I do not like your type. 2. Hag Ape 3. Sr. Cabbr.J Liar 1 4. Ad Dumb - - - 5- PM Big inlisiile 32331.32 Zfitilis' 6. EIT10 Nor H . 1 7. Le Tin Please, please, continue doing 9. B, R. A153 that, 11. Fin Mad It boosts my circulation. 14. Am Mick 15. Ford I i - 15. Til Leo A kiss he pr1nted on her lips, 16. Ace Apt A soft, a sweet caress. 17- MOP And this is what she whispered 18 AJrtD low, Kd ' Don't let them stop the press. 22. Fa . . I 5 E L ..... -- gl 104 pn- - -Q---.un T. V. MARSHALL FURNITURE 8: UNDERTAKING Anything in the line of House- hold Goods you'll find at our store. Our terms are simple. Ask us about them. When you buy here you. save money. We Excel and Undersell. Miss W.: Knight of Senior play! Now then, we are all ready to run up the curtain. Doc. M.: What do you think we are, a pack of bloomin' squir- rels ? Pikey: That horse knows as much as I do. G. Harris: Well, don't tell any one, you might want to sell him sometime. . J. Points: 'fMy, but that rouge looks natural-I thought it was your skin. G. Miller: Well, it's the next thing to it. H, Levor: Say G. Harris is a tricky passer. G. Miller: I know he is, I sit next to him in class. Fresh.: Surveying a little? Engineer: No, surveying a lot. Sylvia S.: Cselecting bottleb What's the price of this? - Dewey C.: Well, if you want the empty bottle, it will cost you five cents, but if you have some- thing put into it, we won't charge anything for the bottle. Sylvia: That's fair enough: put in a cork. METZGER S Battery Service . A SIGN OF REAL SERVICE Willard Storage Batteries Thread Ruber Insulation Back of Central National Bank ROBERT R. METZGER Proprietor I 105 .---..----- np.-nu-----Q---.np -.Q ln -..----Q 1 Faultless Hosiery 31.50 Women's All-Silk, Full-Fashioned Perfect Ouality This hose combines the beauty of Chiffon weight, with the wear- ing qualities of heavier service weight hose. For Sale At Frank J. Bernhart. Haberdashery. Attica, ..... Ind. A very young aristocrat, elect- ing to spend his holidays on a sar- dine boat, contracted rheumatism, and on arrival at New York was unible to land. Moreover, some days elapsed before a doctor boarded the steamer. His inter- view with the patient terminated Miss Horne: Did your broth- er have any luck when he was hunting tigers in India, Harold? Harold B.: Yes, great luck- he never met any. Doc. M.: I had a hair-raising experience last summer. Owen L.: Tell me about it. Doc. M.: I raised a moustache. Now I lay me down to rest, Before I take tomorrow's testg If I should die before I wake, Thank heaven I'll have no test to take! JONES BROS. in hearty laughter. GRAIN Whatever made you signal that you'd a case of smallpox aboard ? FEED - A he asked the skipped. - CO L Because nobody on this boat FENCE could spell rheumatismf' replied the old salt. Opal S.: I could live on lim- Phone Black 26 burger cheese alone. ' Ray R. : You'd have to. I H I I- ----------- ----- 5 106 A WA TCH U for YOUR GRADUATING GIRL OR BOY lifka 3' .W. .,1. o r gspuzuyg W of of 1 all -I-L. ill 1 1 ,steam-a-.., 12-1 H ai. E . Lg . '5'yg,,aw,,,,,f.:ln-il-wa Rs i'5',:f 't - P ,- c ff: :Q - ff. af , Q 'S E-F c tk? - 51,135 Perhaps your boy or girl is graduating. Have you thought of a gift-the gift Q'4 Q : '6 best suited to reflect your pride in this wi 'F 'Y -.af-lr?-' ' G RUEN v:Rm-am accomplishment? What is more practical, more useful than a watch? And what will serve so well through future years as a reminder of your af- fection? . We have a large stock of the celebrated GRUEN pocket and strap watches for boys and beautiful wristlets for girls. Made by the Gruen Guild craftsmen, they cannot be excelled for beauty and dependability. In our store you will find many other suitable gifts for this occasion. ' i --.-.-.iT Q Q, ..i-1-. Watchmaker S e W e I e r THE STORE WITH THE BIG CLOCK L , ------. ------! 107 ,A EVISTON'S ICE CREAM CANDY LUNCH HOT AND COLD DRINKS New Masonic Temple Miss Waldrip was taking her first trip on the train. The con- ductor came through and called for the tickets. Miss Waldrip rea.dily gave up her ticket. A few minutes later the butcher boy coming through called, Chewing gum! Never! cried Miss Wal- drip. You can take my ticket, but not my chewing gum. T. Leath: Owen, I have bad news for you. 0. Leaf: For me? Thelma: I was at the fortune teller's this afternoon and she told me I was to marry a handsome man. Thelma L.: She swears no man's lips have touched hers. Mary ,E. HB.: enough to make Sober: Say, Drunk: Pm sober I'd show drunk or not! Sober: And y'd have sense you was drunk. Jim: Why d Well, that's any girl swear. you're drunk. not. N'f I was ye whither I'm if ye was sober enought to know on't you take a street car home? John: Oh, my wife wouldn't let me keep it if I did. Drake's Book Store BOOKS STATIONERY MAGAZINES Expert Ladies' I-lair Cutting ---gnupg- 108 F. E. WAUGH DRUGS Quality Service Phone Black 182 Attica, - - Indiana H. Buckley: Yes, it was love at first sight. P. Foster: But, why didn't you marry her? Buck: I have seen her sever- al times since, H. Andrews: It's just as my teacher said- A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Ikey I-I.: Then you're sure totin' a hunk of dynamite around .on your neck. There was once a. very gay Mr. Who called on a girl and then Kr. But his manners were such That he did it too much And her lips soon started to Blr. Miss Waldrip: Some people act like dumb-bells. Others don't have to act. At Four A. M. It was pitch dark in the parlor. Three hours ago Maurine, the naughty vamp, had turned out the light. The clock on the mantle struck, One, two, three, four. It was a strange hollow sound, echoing through the si- lence. A milk wagon rattled by. Again all was still. Then from the divan corner of the room came a few faint noises, Smak-smak -umm- gulp-- gurgle-- gulp- ummm-- smack- shh- then a soft, sighing sound. The water in the radiator had begun to boil! THE MARTIN AGENCY Insurance or EVERY KIND Masonic Temple, Attica Phone Black 138 109 l1 .. 1 11 n .3 DWIGGINS 8z SONS MEAT MARKET X ,, ,F , ,,,, ' 'ir -I ,, mi I n it-I jf A, Hx -1 i.,V,,'1 V V, Tl, . Sire..- x el b . f in tt ,i, , '. J- SWL -. fl: Ae. ' :X 'miff fF -rf. , gf - f xxx -L Jai' ' 1' 'sv HOME KILLED MEATS Prompt Delivery Phone No. Black 325 Thelma Leath: What is it that answers questions but never asks any? Maurine J.: I'll bite, what ? Thelma: The dictionary. Bright.- You seem a bright little boy. I suppose you have a very good place in your class ? Oh, yes. I sit right by the stove. He was driven to his grave. Sure he was. Did you expect him to walk ? Heredity Vindicated.- It was the day of the school concert, and the audience consisted mainly of mothers, proud or envious, ac- cording to the parts that their children were playing. One small boy came on to the platform. Striking a bold atti- tude, he began: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! Whereupon one of the mothers turned to her companion. There, that's the Joneses' boy, she said tartly. He woundn't be his mother's son if he weren't try- ing to borrow something. J. W. RHODES Dentist ' Central National Bank Building Phone Black 65 Frosh: I got zero in my Math Ex. Soph: That's nothing. Frosh: What's nothing? Saph: Zero. ' p ppp-pp ------------------- .il --- ---p-ppp-p -ppp-p-p-p---p---------ppppp-p-pppp---p-p--p---p- -p-----ppp-pp -p-p-p- ,!'.'-------p- -p-----------pp- -----.--..-------. --.---- 110 u- Q nunnvnuunq 'un -aa----Q -Q---q.:.: ::: ..ng:: ::: DR. J. R. BURLINGTON Physician and Surgeon Farmers-Merchants State Bank Building Professor: How many senses do you have? Student: Six ! Professor: That's funnyg I only have five. Student: I know. The sixth is common sense. S Harold B.: I think there is something dovelike about you. Helen S.: Not really! H. B.: Sure, You're pigeon- t0ed. J. C. FREED, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Phone Black 8 Farmers-Merchants Bank Bulding DR. C. W. DAY Dentist Room No. 3 Central National Bank Building Attica, , - , - Indiana Miss Swanson teaches Latin Class Bum poetry spouts she We always ask her for some more Us kids in Latin III. J. H. Helen Moliere: Mr. Correll has been having considerable trouble with his eyes here lately. Ray Armstrong: Yes, he has done too much reading. Every time someone interrupts him he forgets where he left off and 'he has to start at the beginning of the book again. DR. N. L. SANDERS Chiropractor and Optometrist Phone Black 10 Attica ,.... Indiana nnqqggnaaaunqpqnqapnnnqqnqn-pq--:app n-a--- uunppqnnppnupppqgpnpp au.:-an ---- 111 A J SEE GEORGE J. BORST Fon THE BEST QUALITY Meats Fish and Oysters A Trial Will Be Convincing Prompt Delivery Phone Black 86 Lady Tourist Cto Indian selling baskets by the roadsidebz Doesum heapum big Injun want to sellum plenty baskets ? Chief Wrist Watch CSix years at Yaleb : Beg your pardon Madam, I understand only English. -Marshall B.: Have you seen the new balloon tires? Annette D: Who ever heard of a balloon needing tires. Irate father: I'll teach you to kiss my daughter! Erk M.: You'r too late, I've learned already. Mr. Coiiingz Why are you late for school this morning? Jos P.: I have to pass a cer- tain sign down the road. Mr. C.: How is that the reas- on? Joe: Because it says 'School Ahead'. Go. slow. Miss Swanson: Picture to me the lonesomest thing you can lm- agine. Paul R D. : The lonesomest thing I can think of is a safety razor in Russia. Speaking of mechanicals-don't we look Sheikish in our blue shirts? A FOR QUALITY SERVICE and FAIR PRICE CALL ' SPEAR'S CASH a CARRY MARKET nnpunn--uuqsannvnpg asp-uupuaauuunq--1gI----------------------.----1--p--nn 1--.-------1---- 1----nnp---u-nn------pn.np--1--4--nap---pp-nunnan ---pp ---pp-rang: L 112 'I m ' 'n ' T I I : Joe P.: I was talking to your II E girl yesterday. I Joe R.: Say are you sure you E E ' were doing the talking? I MESSNER THEATER Joe P4 'fYeS, why? I I Joe R.: Then it wasn't my E I girl. I 1 - ' .. I I I g I : I I . I 5 Home of Good Pictures Dewey C., --what me of Peo, S ple have black eyes ? Ei I E Emerson: Shieks and prize I E fighters. I 5 I I I ' WE snow THE BEST FIRST 5 I Miss Jones: Why don't you I g catch a ball like a man? I I ' X i Annette: Oh, men are bigger E I d ' I I h I : an easier o ca c . : I I I I : 1 I I I I E Miss Nicoll Cto new studentlz I E What is y-our name? : I 1 I New Student: My name is E Mr. Johnson. I I Miss Nicoll: But you don't ' E expect me to calleyou, Mr. John- Thls Space Was I son.?' :I I I I Virgil: No, 'ma'am, my moth- Donated I E er wakes me in the morning. I I I b ' - Y I I u : I l I I M, Julian: He's so romantic! I 3 When ever he speaks to me, he : I begins, 'Fair Lady'. E I E K. Colvert: Oh, that's just a I I habit with him. He worked on a g I street car last vacation. I I 5 s : I : I g I in nuauu oannnnsnlooablaohlaallocvlr-Ill ll-'ll--'lu Ilsqdv-wal: n-nnnnunn-9:0-soo-3nB-EI 113. 5 'tidy-f ' . ' 1 e E e.,,. . DR. A. R. KERR Office Room No. 1 Central National Bank Building Phone Green 376 Attica, - - - - Indiana Bennie Beanborough says he is nobody's fool. I know, but someone will get him yet. H He Cas canoe rocksj: Don't be afraid-we're only ten feet from land. She Clooking aroundlz Where is it? He: Underneath us! DR. PAUL R. SULLIVAN Dentist Dental X-Ray Telephone Black 50 Attica, - .. - Indiana W. F. MULLINNIX GENERAL INSURANCE Attica, Indiana Fond Widow Cto Late Lamented Mrs. Casey: Me sister writes me that every glass of jelly in that box we sent her was spilled. Are ye sure yez printed, This side up with care,' on it? X Casey: Oi am. An' for fear they shouldn't see it on the top, Oi printed it on the bottom as well. C. I. MOORE through a medianjz How did Agent f01' the you like the reath I placed on your graveff.. Prudential Insurance, Real Estate Late Lamented: Tickled Stiff. Phone Black 46 Attica, Indiana Phone Black 26 'I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I l I I I I I I I I 2 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I l I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I lip 114 if -- ---- 1 ' i ' i Cleanliness Quality - - - - Service Religious Handicap. - Teacher: Richilieu Quality Food Products CHASE AND SANBORN'S Coffee and Teas Ruger's Lafayette Bread EVERYTHING GOOD TO EAT, IN AND OUT OF SEASON Phone for Food it's the better way Phone Black 59 NEWLIN'S GROCERY We appreciate your trade. Quality , - - - Service Cleanliness Now, Robert, what is a niche in a church ? Robert Scribner: Why, it's just the same as an itch anywhere else, only you can't scratch it as well. Back to the Old Ways.-Louis Nathan: The new boss of the factory'll be an old-fashioned man, I'm thinkin'. M. Greenman: He's so old- fashioned he will be takin the belts from the drive wheels and replace them with suspendersf' Miss Waldrip: Can a man marry his, widow's niece in Eng- land? Bright Pupil: No, because he would be dead or she would not be a widow. Emmerson Summersville: Why is a coachman like the clouds? Bill Moran: I don't no, why? Emerson Summerville: Why the rein. - - Miss Nicoll: What is book- keeping? Ed. Ritchey: Forgetting to re- turn borrowed volumes. OVERLAND The Most Car in the World for the MONEY A WILLYS-KNIGHT Sleeve Valve Motor. No valve grinding-no carbon cleaning. The only motor made that actual- ly improves with use. Gustus Bros. Garage Attica, Ind. Phone Black 305 E 2 l n. oapupnpnnupcunpnnqppnnscqp Tl-IE NATIONAL CAR COUPLER COMPANY Attica, Indiana Chicago, Illinois Murphysboro, Illinois MANUFACTURERS oF' Acid Open Hearth Steel Castings National Car Couplers I-linsonu Emergency Knuckles Sampson ancl p Migget small size MCB Type Couplers The Car Coupler Company is an Attica institution and is vi- tally interested in all Attica Enterprises of which the Public School is a most important part. We therefore take this op- portunity of expressing our confidence in the persons to whom are intrusted the guidance of the Attica school and our appreciation of the work which is being carried on. Q--n -1 n -.piss -n-a--n--..n- 116 d-a-..--.-- ----. pa-,----v..--. ......--..-...-... V 4 1 . 5 , K 4 4 v P , .A NH? , f A?,,,,..,-f. y,?i :mw..,- fwf.gm-f.5--Q-mf ii6:Y...X7,.,.,-,..,g'r . 1